Steve Austin's Potential Victim:

Joyce Nelson The lovable Joyce is a 49 year old widow.  She's self employed, she has one son, and she'll always lend a helping hand.  Little does the scammer know, she's really a 27 year old man.
About the scammer:
Names / Aliases: Steve Austin / Kelechi Egeonu / Jorel Rayon
Real Name: Gbolahan Fakoya
Email: steve_austin080@yahoo.com & williams_steve080@yahoo.com
Location: Lagos, Nigeria
Telephone: +12340834190149
Profile: MySpace


Hey Dear,
I really connected with your profile, it seems like we might be looking for the same kinds of things....I'll appreciate if you'll be up front about your relationship....I have a 4 year old child, and she is the world to me too, and I surely could not date anyone who did not accept her fully....it is strange, how many women find that a problem....
Lets see, a little more about me....I am a single dad, i am a building contractor. I am passionate about my career, and truly believe in what I do, though on some days I wonder if I can keep doing it....but that always goes away....
I am dedicated to my career, but love to live life to the fullest also....I love to travel and have been all over the world...I am already planning my next trip....to India I hope....I also love good food, good converstation, warm fires and old scotch......I am a passionate man who values honesty more than anything else and would love to hear from you...
I am here....I should be doing research.....but it would be much more interesting to procrastinate while getting to know you a little better...smile...hmmmhh...let me start with a deep question....do you prefer red wine or
white??????? smile.....
Take care.
Steve. XXXXX

I don't drink wine. I drink Guinness. Lots of Guinness.
thats good i will like to know better an where are u from
I'm from North Carolina... Just like it says on the profile that you just connected with.
i like that i will like to chat whit u on yahoomail steve_austin080@yahoo.com or steve_austin080@hotmail.com


Steve Austin: hi
JoyceNelson: Hello
Steve Austin: am stevefrom myspace
JoyceNelson: I'm Joyce from MySpace
Steve Austin: am fine
Steve Austin: so tell me more about yurself
JoyceNelson: What would you like to know?
Steve Austin: an what brout u to myspace
JoyceNelson: My mouse and keyboard
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: did u belive in this internet relationship
JoyceNelson: Maybe.  I believe anything
Steve Austin: coz i do
Steve Austin: one of my friend to me about this
Steve Austin: an am loking 4 btrue luv
JoyceNelson: Yeah.  Me too
Steve Austin: an a woman that will luv me an my child
Steve Austin: an be truefull an honest
JoyceNelson: How old is your child?
Steve Austin: 4 yeshold
JoyceNelson: Does he live with you?
Steve Austin: yeah
JoyceNelson: That's nice
JoyceNelson: Where is his mother?
Steve Austin: she ran away whit my money
Steve Austin: an divorce me
JoyceNelson: I'm so sorry to hear that
Steve Austin: thats why am loking 4 true love
Steve Austin: a woman that i will spent my wheath whit
JoyceNelson: I understand
Steve Austin: an luv
Steve Austin: so where are u from
JoyceNelson: North Carolina
JoyceNelson: and you?
Steve Austin: oklahomacity
Steve Austin: an rigth now am in nycity
Steve Austin: an by tomorrow moning i will be in west africa
JoyceNelson: Why?
Steve Austin: now 4 my work
Steve Austin: coz am duing a project their
JoyceNelson: What kind of project?
Steve Austin: a project that my late grandfather left before
JoyceNelson: What kind of project is that?
Steve Austin: contractor
JoyceNelson: What kind of contractor?
Steve Austin: an it wart $9000.00.000dollas
Steve Austin: an u what type of a work are u duing
JoyceNelson: I'm a book supplier
Steve Austin: are u the howner
JoyceNelson: Yes
Steve Austin: how mush are u generating there
JoyceNelson: That's none of your business
Steve Austin: why
JoyceNelson: Adults usually don't ask that question
Steve Austin: why do u talk like that
JoyceNelson: Like what?
Steve Austin: when u said his non of my business
JoyceNelson: It was a rude question
JoyceNelson: and I was surprised you asked it
Steve Austin: thats part of careing
JoyceNelson: No.  That's part of being an ass
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: do u have a cam
JoyceNelson: No.  Do you?
Steve Austin: nop
JoyceNelson: Okay
Steve Austin: have u find any one dating
Steve Austin: coz am looking 4
JoyceNelson: I'm not dating anyone at the moment
Steve Austin: can we start
Steve Austin: coz my friend to me about it that it works
Steve Austin: an rigth now they have got maried
JoyceNelson: Yes.  You told me
Steve Austin: yeah
Steve Austin: what did u said about it
JoyceNelson: Yes
JoyceNelson: I'm willing to give it a go
Steve Austin: that will be good
Steve Austin: so tell me anything about yur self
Steve Austin: an yur life
JoyceNelson: My life is all about keeping it real
Steve Austin: thats nice
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: as 4 me i like playing whit my child
Steve Austin: when ever i fill lonely
JoyceNelson: I'm sure social services is closely monitoring that situation
Steve Austin: like playing game
JoyceNelson: I bet you enjoy your game much more than your son
Steve Austin: not son child
JoyceNelson: What?
Steve Austin: an am proud of her too
Steve Austin: coz she my life
Steve Austin: an my money
JoyceNelson: A daughter?
JoyceNelson: Your money?
Steve Austin: yeah
JoyceNelson: Okay
JoyceNelson: She must be very valuable
Steve Austin: yeah
Steve Austin: an she is hair whit me in nycity
JoyceNelson: Oh.  Things are even more valuable there
Steve Austin: yeah
Steve Austin: so can i give u my mobile number
JoyceNelson: Okay
Steve Austin: so that u can call me
JoyceNelson: Okay
JoyceNelson: What's your number?
Steve Austin: +12340834190149
JoyceNelson: I think you made a mistake
JoyceNelson: that's too many numbers
Steve Austin: thats the number am using in west african
JoyceNelson: I thought you were in NYC
Steve Austin: yeah
JoyceNelson: So you should have a 10 digit number
Steve Austin: am just giving u when i get there
JoyceNelson: Okay
JoyceNelson: Then I guess we have a problem
JoyceNelson: because I don't have an international calling plan
JoyceNelson: I have local calling only
Steve Austin: ho
Steve Austin: what can we do now
JoyceNelson: I don't know
JoyceNelson: I can only make and receive calls from the continental U.S.
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: my number am using i gave it to my junior brother
JoyceNelson: It's okay
JoyceNelson: We can just chat here
JoyceNelson: at least while you're out of the country
Steve Austin: honey i will find a solution 4 it
JoyceNelson: okay
Steve Austin: honey i dont know what came over me
JoyceNelson: What do you mean?
Steve Austin: coz am falling in love
Steve Austin: whit u
JoyceNelson: Really?
JoyceNelson: You are so darling!
Steve Austin: an u
JoyceNelson: Yes.  I agree
Steve Austin: thats good
Steve Austin: honey i fill like being whit u there
JoyceNelson: I like that
Steve Austin: honey i have know time here
JoyceNelson: It's okay
JoyceNelson: I will be signing off soon too
Steve Austin: i which i coud be whit u there
JoyceNelson: Me too
JoyceNelson: I hope to chat with you again tomorrow
Steve Austin: i will be on line tomorrow
Steve Austin: lets chat 4 a few minute
JoyceNelson: I'm sorry, but I've gotta go now
Steve Austin: ok
JoyceNelson: Goodbye

Two days later...


JoyceNelson: Hello
Steve Austin: am cool
Steve Austin: nu?
JoyceNelson: I'm doing great
Steve Austin: that gr8 to hear now and were are u rightnow sweetie?
JoyceNelson: I'm at home
Steve Austin: honey
Steve Austin: i whant to ask a question
JoyceNelson: Ask me anything
Steve Austin: is my child
JoyceNelson: I don't know.  Is she?
Steve Austin: she verry sick
JoyceNelson: Okay.
JoyceNelson: I guess that is correct
JoyceNelson: and I'm so sorry to hear that
Steve Austin: but did u no rightnow am not at home...need to help me out for some reason..now sweetie i will be verry happy if u can do that for me now...angel
JoyceNelson: Do what?
Steve Austin: did u no bank of america ?
Steve Austin: or wellsfargo?
Steve Austin: cos i bank with those two bank sweetie
JoyceNelson: I don't use them
JoyceNelson: I have an account with a regional bank
Steve Austin: okay..can i pake check into the account then....angel..cos really have to pay this billls so that they can start the treatment on her asap
JoyceNelson: What?
Steve Austin: aint u understand what am trying to say sweetie.?
JoyceNelson: No
JoyceNelson: I don't understand "can i pake check"
Steve Austin: no...pay check into it..thatwhat am trying to say sweettie
JoyceNelson: You want to write me a check??
Steve Austin: yeah
JoyceNelson: I don't understand.  Why would you want to pay me?
Steve Austin: i whant u to cash it out 4 me
Steve Austin: since am not in us rigth now
JoyceNelson: ok
JoyceNelson: You can't cash it where you are now?
Steve Austin: yeah
JoyceNelson: Okay.  I'm help you out
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: u can give yur address
JoyceNelson: Here is my address:
JoyceNelson: A.G. Cooper / 9001 Mail Service Center / Raleigh, NC 27699-9001

Note from James:  This is the name and address of North Carolina's Attorney General.  The NC AG takes online scamming very seriously, and he has founded the website NoScamNC.gov.

Steve Austin: yur name
JoyceNelson: My name is Joyce, but this is how you are to write the name on the check
JoyceNelson: A.G. was my late husband's name, and that's the name on my bank account
Steve Austin: u mean A AN G
JoyceNelson: A.G. Cooper
Steve Austin: the name on the bank accont
JoyceNelson: yeah
JoyceNelson: Mr. & Mrs. A.G. Cooper is how the account is registered
Steve Austin: yur full name
JoyceNelson: That's it
Steve Austin: yeah
Steve Austin: yur full name
JoyceNelson: I told you about 50 times
JoyceNelson: A.G. Cooper is the name you will use
JoyceNelson: Do you understand now or do I need to draw you some pictures?
Steve Austin: OK
Steve Austin: can u do it 4 me like this
Steve Austin: NAME
Steve Austin: ADDRESS
Steve Austin: PHONE
JoyceNelson: NAME:  A.G. Cooper
JoyceNelson: STREET ADDRESS:  9001 Mail Service Center
JoyceNelson: CITY:  Raleigh
JoyceNelson: STATE:  North Carolina
JoyceNelson: ZIP:  27699-9001
JoyceNelson: I hope you understand now because I will not explain it again
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: i will call my client over there
Steve Austin: they will pay it to u
Steve Austin: ok
JoyceNelson: Okay.  I understand
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: \when the payment is out i will let u know
JoyceNelson: Okay
Steve Austin: is there any cashing actlet around u
JoyceNelson: Yes.  Most gas stations and liquor stores will cash checks
Steve Austin: is around
Steve Austin: to be fast sweetie\
JoyceNelson: Yes
Steve Austin: ok
JoyceNelson: I'm sorry, but I need to go now
Steve Austin: honey
Steve Austin: i whant it to be fast
Steve Austin: bcoz my daugther is dieying
JoyceNelson: If you want it to be fast that is up to your client
Steve Austin: ok
JoyceNelson: I need to go now.  I'll chat with you again tomorrow
JoyceNelson: Goodbye
Steve Austin:  okhoney
Steve Austin: bye
Steve Austin: honey

The next day...


JoyceNelson: Hello
Steve Austin: not really
JoyceNelson: What?
Steve Austin: i called my client yesterday  an they told me that they are going to delever the chercq to u on monday moning lol
JoyceNelson: Okay
JoyceNelson: Why the LOL?
Steve Austin: honey foget about that one
Steve Austin: at all
Steve Austin: coz am not filling ok
JoyceNelson: Okay
JoyceNelson: I hope you feel better soon
JoyceNelson: How is your daughter?
Steve Austin: she not filling ok
Steve Austin:  i fill like criying about this problem:((
JoyceNelson: What is her illness?
Steve Austin: i just can say
JoyceNelson: Okay
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: honey plzz as soon as the check get to ur hand plzz do it fast 4 me ok
JoyceNelson: I'll let you know when it arrives
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: so how is yur work
JoyceNelson: I don't work weekends
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: u at home
JoyceNelson: Yes
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: what are u ding rigth now
JoyceNelson: I'm about to take a nap
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: thats good
JoyceNelson: So I'm going to sign off now
JoyceNelson: We'll chat again another time
Steve Austin: ok
JoyceNelson: Goodbye
Steve Austin: always love u
JoyceNelson: I love you too
Steve Austin: sweetie
Steve Austin: lissss an huuggggg be to u
JoyceNelson: Bye

The next day...


JoyceNelson: Hello
Steve Austin: am fine
JoyceNelson: Me too
Steve Austin: so where are u
JoyceNelson: Home
JoyceNelson: in my fort
Steve Austin: so have u got it
Steve Austin: sweetie
JoyceNelson: No
Steve Austin: maybe tommorow sweetie
JoyceNelson: Do you have a tracking number for it?
Steve Austin: yeah
JoyceNelson: Can I see it? 
JoyceNelson: So I can know when to expect it
Steve Austin: coz they told me that it may get there to day love
JoyceNelson: Did they give you the tracking number?
Steve Austin: yeah
JoyceNelson: Can I see it?
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: love
Steve Austin: i will send it to u latter
JoyceNelson: Why later?
Steve Austin: am corking some thing to her
JoyceNelson: Maybe that's why she's sick
Steve Austin: she whants to eat love
JoyceNelson: Okay
JoyceNelson: I will let you attend to that
Steve Austin: an i dont have much time to spend
JoyceNelson: Okay
JoyceNelson: We'll chat again another time
Steve Austin: i will send it when i return
JoyceNelson: Okay
Steve Austin: love u sweetie
JoyceNelson: I love you too
Steve Austin: she whant to do birth day
Steve Austin: nextweek
Steve Austin: love
JoyceNelson: okay
JoyceNelson: I'll let you go back to your corking now
Steve Austin: am just crying her
Steve Austin: coz she my hope love
JoyceNelson: I hope everything works out well for you too
Steve Austin: thanks
JoyceNelson: I will chat with you later
Steve Austin: ok
JoyceNelson: Goodbye
Steve Austin: love u sweetie
JoyceNelson: I love you too
JoyceNelson: Bye

The next day...


Steve Austin: sorry am bussy yesterday love
Steve Austin: come online now love
Steve Austin: sweetie have u get the check now
JoyceNelson: Hello
Steve Austin: how are u
JoyceNelson: I'm fine.  How are you?
Steve Austin: hope u are fine love
JoyceNelson: Everything's fine with me
Steve Austin: sweetie have get the check now love
JoyceNelson: No
JoyceNelson: Not yet
JoyceNelson: and I never got the tracking number either
Steve Austin: my client dosnt sent the tracting number 4 me love
JoyceNelson: So how do you even know it was shipped?
Steve Austin: he called
Steve Austin: me an he said when ever he rich house that he will sent it love
Steve Austin: since that time have not received it sweetie
JoyceNelson: okay
Steve Austin: coz i dont understand them anymore love
Steve Austin: all they told me is that it will be shipeted sweetie
JoyceNelson: I don't think he shipped it
Steve Austin: an my child is dying love
Steve Austin: i just dont know what to do love
JoyceNelson: It sounds like you need to talk to your client
Steve Austin: really
JoyceNelson: Yeah
JoyceNelson: Because I don't think he really sent the check
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: sweetie
JoyceNelson: If he sent it he would show you the tracking number
JoyceNelson: but he seems to be hiding it
JoyceNelson: That is why I think it was never sent
Steve Austin: u are rigth love
Steve Austin: i all called them verry soon sweetie
JoyceNelson: Okay
Steve Austin: how was yur family love
JoyceNelson: Everything is fine with me
JoyceNelson: Thanks for asking
Steve Austin: dont boder love
Steve Austin: its part of careing love
JoyceNelson: Thanks for caring
Steve Austin: what did u take for yur breake farst love
JoyceNelson: I had a bowl of cereal
Steve Austin: huh...?
JoyceNelson: yeah
JoyceNelson: What kind of response is that?
Steve Austin: it means really
JoyceNelson: no
JoyceNelson: It means "what?"
JoyceNelson: like you didn't understand
Steve Austin: know love
JoyceNelson: Yes
Steve Austin: nop
JoyceNelson: YES, STEVE
JoyceNelson: "Huh" means you don't understand
JoyceNelson: and on top of all that, you added a question mark
Steve Austin: so an what did u take love
JoyceNelson: I already told you
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: love
Steve Austin: A Red Rose...

Do you know how much I love you?
I love you more than the heaven,
more than the stars.
Your beauty is greater than one thousand red roses.

And I want to thank you
for bringing the splendor of a
garden full of roses to my life.

When you're near I forget all my strife...

You changed my life for the better,
and I treasure you
and our love.
I truly believe you
were sent to me from above.
I know it's not nearly enough,
but here are one hundred and four roses for you.
In celebration of our love.

 Wherever you go;
No matter what you do,
Remember that I love you!

"A Red Rose," written and designed by Bobette Bryan, 2000

-----------------------------------------------from steve love kiisss an hugggg be to u sweetie

JoyceNelson: Tell Bobette I said "thanks"
Steve Austin: what
JoyceNelson: That was written by Bobette Bryan
Steve Austin: really
JoyceNelson: Yeah
Steve Austin: coz i dont know love
JoyceNelson: Yes.  It was written by Bobette Bryan in 2000
Steve Austin: so tell me how did u spent yur mothers day  sweetie
JoyceNelson: at home
Steve Austin: whit who love
JoyceNelson: With my dog
Steve Austin: really
Steve Austin: coz i spent it whit my dauher an my friend love
JoyceNelson: That's nice
JoyceNelson: I'm sure you were a great mother to her on that day
Steve Austin: ok
JoyceNelson: I'm sorry, but I need to go now
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: love
JoyceNelson: Goodbye
Steve Austin: whene ever u receive the check let me know love
JoyceNelson: Let me know the tracking number
JoyceNelson: so I know that it is really coming
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: sweetie
Steve Austin: i will
Steve Austin: see u latter love
JoyceNelson: Bye
Steve Austin: kissssss u love

The next day...


Steve Austin: hi love
JoyceNelson: Hello
Steve Austin: am fine love
Steve Austin: an u
JoyceNelson: I'm fine also
Steve Austin: so have u receive it love
JoyceNelson: No
JoyceNelson: I don't think it was ever sent
Steve Austin: ok love
Steve Austin: i will fine a solution to it
JoyceNelson: So your client never gave you a tracking number?
Steve Austin: iwill makes sure i fite whit them love
JoyceNelson: You need to find out why your client lied about all of this
Steve Austin: why since last week love an i hope it will get to u in 2days love
JoyceNelson: I told you that I don't think he sent it
JoyceNelson: If he sent it he would give you a tracking number
JoyceNelson: and he seems to refuse to give it to you
Steve Austin: yeah
JoyceNelson: That proves that he is a liar
Steve Austin: i will make sure i sullthem love
JoyceNelson: Good
JoyceNelson: When is the last time you spoke with your client?
Steve Austin: last week love
JoyceNelson: Oh
JoyceNelson: How often do you usually speak with him?
JoyceNelson: Did you talk with him every day?
Steve Austin: u mean my client
JoyceNelson: Yes
Steve Austin: 2time a week love
JoyceNelson: Okay
JoyceNelson: How is your daughter?
Steve Austin: she getting better love
JoyceNelson: That's good to hear
Steve Austin: the doctor said are should fine the money love
JoyceNelson: Okay
Steve Austin: honey why dont u send some to me
Steve Austin: to help me out love
JoyceNelson: I thought that was the purpose of the money order from your client?
Steve Austin: yeah
Steve Austin: but i dont understand them love plzzz
JoyceNelson: You never even told me what was wrong with your daughter
Steve Austin: the doctor did an oppration to her coz when are mother whant to give birth to her they do an oppration to her mum thats why an is get better now love
JoyceNelson: You still didn't tell me her problem
Steve Austin: kidny problem
JoyceNelson: Oh
JoyceNelson: Kidneys are important
Steve Austin: so honey plzz help me out love
JoyceNelson: How much are you asking for?
Steve Austin: any amout u can afold love
JoyceNelson: That's not an answer
JoyceNelson: I asked how much
Steve Austin: $2000
JoyceNelson: No
JoyceNelson: That's too much
Steve Austin: yeah
Steve Austin: i knbow
JoyceNelson: You need to ask your client
JoyceNelson: because I can't afford to send that much
Steve Austin: plzz send me anyamount love
Steve Austin: just help me out love
JoyceNelson: I didn't expect you to ask for anything more than $200 or $250
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: is that what u have
Steve Austin: u can send the $250 i fine away to look for the rest love
Steve Austin: i will look 4 the rest ove
JoyceNelson: Okay.  I'll help
Steve Austin: so when are u sending it love
JoyceNelson: I will send it tomorrow
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: love
Steve Austin: which time
JoyceNelson: Sometime tomorrow morning
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: are u going to use westernunion love
JoyceNelson: I can
JoyceNelson: Do you plan on paying me back for this?
Steve Austin: yes of coz
JoyceNelson: Okay
Steve Austin: let me give u my email address love
Steve Austin: to send the tracking number love
JoyceNelson: I already have your email
Steve Austin: steve_austin080@yahoo.com
JoyceNelson: I know
Steve Austin: am waiting 4 it love
JoyceNelson: Waiting for what?
Steve Austin: 4 the tracking number love
JoyceNelson: It will be a long wait
JoyceNelson: because I said tomorrow
Steve Austin: ok love
Steve Austin: thats why i love u sweetie
JoyceNelson: I love you too
JoyceNelson: I will need your name and address
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: love
Steve Austin: fine a pen there love
JoyceNelson: Got it
Steve Austin: let me give u my gate man name love
JoyceNelson: Okay
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: is name is GBOLAHAN FAKOYA.M
Steve Austin: are u there
JoyceNelson: and his address?
Steve Austin: NO.32 AYO OLA LAWAL STREET ILAJE BARIGA LAGOS NIGERIAN
Steve Austin: if u finish whrit it back love
Steve Austin: are u there
Steve Austin: have u finish love
JoyceNelson: Yes. I've got it
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: love
JoyceNelson: BRB
JoyceNelson: I'm back
JoyceNelson: I'm sorry for the wait
JoyceNelson: I guess you are busy now
JoyceNelson: We'll chat again later
JoyceNelson: Bye

Judging from his lack of basic knowledge of Western Union (not volunteering his address, typing it manually instead of copying and pasting, not giving a test question & answer, and referring to the MTCN as a tracking) I'm pretty sure he just gave me his own personal info.  Later that day, he sent the following offline message with completely different info...


Steve Austin (5/17/2007 11:35:24 AM): NAME: KELECHI EGEONU / DESTINATION: LAGOS,NIGERIA /TEXT QUESTION: COLOR / ANSWER: BLACK

Steve Austin (5/17/2007 11:36:17 AM): And please do make sure you send me the western union control number to enable me pick the money from there office immediately you send it

Here's what I think happened...  The scammer was probably bragging to his friends about his big scam.  They told him that he will have to provide ID to claim the money, and he either doesn't have any or he doesn't want his real name and address attached.  (Believe it or not, there are laws in Nigeria and not everyone in Nigeria gets away with scamming. Arrests are made and some scammers go to prison).

Late that night, I sent the following email...


Hello Steve,

I was hoping to see you on Yahoo Messenger but it seems you are not online. I have sent the money, and here's the Western Union info:

MTCN: 7003681580
Sender: Joyce Nelson / 615 N. Front St. / Wilmington, NC 28403
Receiver: Kelechi Egeonu / Lagos, Nigeria
Test Question: What color?
Answer: Black
Amount: $250

Talk to you soon.

Love always,

Joyce

Later that night (3 a.m. in the U.S. / 8 a.m. in Nigeria), Steve came online and checked him mail.  The appreciative scammer then sent the following offline messages...


Steve Austin: (5/18/2007 2:55:05 AM): Hello Darling,Am in receipt of the western union information that you have you have sent to me,first thing this morning I will be going to the cash office to collect the money and take care of my child health,once again I will like to use this opportunity to say a big thank you

Steve Austin: (5/18/2007 2:57:25 AM): I will update you immediately I pick the money up

Steve Austin:
(5/18/2007 2:57:35 AM):

Four hours later...


Dear joyce,
 
Am just coming back from the western union office and they stated that no march was found meaning that either you didn't send any money or the control number wasn't correct,please do go to the western union office where you send the money from and make correction immediately,so I will be able to pick the money up today.
 
 
I AWAIT YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE.
STEVE.

  He also sent the following offline messages...


Steve Austin: (5/18/2007 6:51:02 AM): sweetie did y get the message i sent to u love
Steve Austin: (5/18/2007 6:52:18 AM): plzz candly go to the western union office 4 solution
Steve Austin: (5/18/2007 6:52:22 AM): love
Steve Austin: (5/18/2007 6:52:25 AM): plzz
Steve Austin: (5/18/2007 6:52:36 AM): u have to be fast love
Steve Austin: (5/18/2007 6:52:57 AM): coz i need it ugent
Steve Austin: (5/18/2007 6:53:00 AM): love
Steve Austin: (5/18/2007 6:53:37 AM): an make sure u sent it to day ove
Steve Austin: (5/18/2007 6:54:45 AM): <ding>
Steve Austin: (5/18/2007 6:55:25 AM): <ding>
Steve Austin: (5/18/2007 6:56:22 AM): <ding>
Steve Austin: (5/18/2007 6:57:29 AM): <ding>

He knows this matter has to be corrected quickly because 5/18/2007 is a Friday.  The Nigerian Western Union offices are not always open on Saturday, and they will be closed on Sunday.  The clock is ticking...


Steve Austin: hi love
Steve Austin: sweetie
Steve Austin: how was yur day hope all is well love
Steve Austin: did u get the message i sent to u love
Steve Austin: so u have to reply immidiatly
Steve Austin: coz i need it urgent love
Steve Austin: the information u gave me is not correct
Steve Austin: maybe u have to go an see the westernunion 4 help lol
Steve Austin: u know i love u love
Steve Austin: am waiting 4 yur respond love
Steve Austin: u have to fine solution 4 it sweetie
Steve Austin: hello sweetie
JoyceNelson: Hello
Steve Austin: i have not receive the money yet cause the money info you gave to me did not correct
JoyceNelson: Huh?
Steve Austin: am very sure
Steve Austin: please check your mail i have send you the new info
Steve Austin: and please i will like you to go to western union today to go and change it
JoyceNelson: I won't be able to go today
Steve Austin: it will not cost you anything to do that
JoyceNelson: I know but I can't do it today
Steve Austin: please i have to safe the life of my kid
JoyceNelson: It's just not possible today
Steve Austin: please try and help me out
JoyceNelson: I'm sorry, but today is the Sabbath
JoyceNelson: I do not contuct business or transfer money on the Sabbath
JoyceNelson: or are you not familiar with my religious beliefs?
Steve Austin: but you can call them on phone to change it
JoyceNelson: For the last time, I don't conduct business or handle money on the Sabbath
Steve Austin: ok
JoyceNelson: You should have told me this much earlier
JoyceNelson: then maybe I could have done something about it
Steve Austin: damn
JoyceNelson: Damn you
Steve Austin: am very sorry sweetie
Steve Austin: happy Sabbath day
JoyceNelson: Thanks
Steve Austin: please check ya mail and see the new info i sent to you
JoyceNelson: I saw it
JoyceNelson: Kelechi Egeonu
Steve Austin: no
JoyceNelson: That's the info you sent
Steve Austin: i sent you new one
JoyceNelson: No you didn't
Steve Austin: check it again
JoyceNelson: I just did
JoyceNelson: you must have sent it to someone else
Steve Austin: can i gave you the name now ?
JoyceNelson: Yes
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: Taiwo Olasile Michael
Steve Austin: Lagos nigeria 23401
JoyceNelson: Why do you always do this?
JoyceNelson: You always give me someone else's name
Steve Austin: yes am sorry
Steve Austin: the one i gave is not okay
JoyceNelson: Why don't I just send it to you?
Steve Austin: i cant receive money here my self
Steve Austin: someone have to help me
Steve Austin: am sorry
JoyceNelson: Why?
JoyceNelson: Are you retarded?
Steve Austin: cause i dont have an acces to receive it
JoyceNelson: Yes you do
JoyceNelson: It's only Western Union
JoyceNelson: You don't need special access
Steve Austin: yes i dont have there id here
JoyceNelson: Yes you do
JoyceNelson: Your passport
Steve Austin: yes i dont like to take that to receive  money
JoyceNelson: Shut up
JoyceNelson: That's just stupid
Steve Austin: cause of nigerian culture
JoyceNelson: What does that supposed to mean?
Steve Austin: sweetie i dont really know about there culture here
JoyceNelson: It's not their culture
JoyceNelson: It's Western Union
JoyceNelson: Western Union is an American business
Steve Austin: yes i know
Steve Austin: i have done that before they did not give me the money
JoyceNelson: That's a fucking lie
Steve Austin: no
JoyceNelson: Western Union is the same here as it is there
JoyceNelson: all you need is valid ID
JoyceNelson: and your passport will work as ID
Steve Austin: yes that is the one i send to you
JoyceNelson: Why do you even need this money?
JoyceNelson: Aren't you a multi-millionaire?
Steve Austin: i wanna treat my kid
JoyceNelson: Yeah, but don't you have millions of dollars?
Steve Austin: i do but i have a problem with my account that is why i need the money from you as soon as i get back to the state i will give it to you back
JoyceNelson: I dont' think you need any money
Steve Austin: i need it
JoyceNelson: According to the paper, you have Six Million Dollars



JoyceNelson: I Googled your name, Steve
Steve Austin: yes
Steve Austin: but i cant transfer on my account now
Steve Austin: there is procesing on it
Steve Austin: trust me
Steve Austin: i have to safe my kid
JoyceNelson: I don't think you are the same man I have been chatting with
Steve Austin: what do you mean ?
JoyceNelson: I think you hacked into his account
JoyceNelson: because you don't talk like Steve
Steve Austin: not really ?
JoyceNelson: then tell me
JoyceNelson: What is my son's name?
JoyceNelson: You don't know
JoyceNelson: This proves you are not Steve
JoyceNelson: I will take back my money before you can steal it

The Western Union trick didn't make him super-angry, and the Six Million Dollar Man joke got nothing from him.  I made the "you're not the same guy" comment just because the ending was going nowhere.  Surprisingly to me, this was true.

Two days later...


JoyceNelson: Hello
Steve Austin: am fine an u
Steve Austin: n yur family love
JoyceNelson: I'm fine also
Steve Austin: an yur work
JoyceNelson: Everything's fine with me
Steve Austin: sweetie did u get the message i sent to u last
JoyceNelson: No
JoyceNelson: I haven't heard from you in two or three days
Steve Austin: i gave u an offline love
Steve Austin: dont u see it
JoyceNelson: I didn't get any offline from you
Steve Austin: about the westernunion information i sent to u love the information u sent to me is not found love
JoyceNelson: Yes
JoyceNelson: We talked about that the other day
Steve Austin: yes
Steve Austin: but u sent the tracking number to me love is incorect love
JoyceNelson: Huh?
JoyceNelson: Was somebody using your ID two days ago?
Steve Austin: know love
JoyceNelson: Do you not remember the chat we had?
Steve Austin: immediately i receive the informtion the nextday i whent to their office love
Steve Austin: i could not get it they told me is not found love
JoyceNelson: Did you find out what you did wrong?
Steve Austin:  sweetie is not mine folt love
JoyceNelson: It's not my fault either
Steve Austin: so plz love fine a solution 4 it love
JoyceNelson: I sent the money.  I can't help it if you don't know how to claim it
Steve Austin: ok love resent the infomation maybe their was a mistake love
Steve Austin: are u there love
JoyceNelson: I'm here
JoyceNelson: I'm trying to call Western Union
Steve Austin: ok love
Steve Austin: call them an tell me the reply love
JoyceNelson: ok
Steve Austin: ok love

Note from James:  About three or four minutes pass

JoyceNelson: okay
JoyceNelson: I think we found the problem
Steve Austin: ok]
Steve Austin: relly love
JoyceNelson: Yes
Steve Austin: ok tell me love
JoyceNelson: I was supposed to send $250
JoyceNelson: but I didn't
Steve Austin: why love
JoyceNelson: I sent 250 Shrutebucks



JoyceNelson: Western Union no longer accepts ShruteBucks
Steve Austin: what is thats love
JoyceNelson: One ShruteBuck
Steve Austin:  oooh i c
JoyceNelson: Apparently it's only worth .001 of a cent
JoyceNelson: and Western Union will not accept it anymore
Steve Austin: really
Steve Austin: so how re we goin to do it now love
JoyceNelson: I don't know
JoyceNelson: I could mail you some SchruteBucks
Steve Austin: ok love
Steve Austin: an try to send the money love
Steve Austin: today love
JoyceNelson: I can't
JoyceNelson: It's Sunday
Steve Austin: ok tomorrow love
JoyceNelson: okay
Steve Austin: an be fast whit it love
JoyceNelson: Don't rush me
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: love
Steve Austin: sorry
JoyceNelson: I accept your apology
Steve Austin: ok love
Steve Austin: thats why i like u love
JoyceNelson: Thanks
Steve Austin: n try to send the schrutebuck love
JoyceNelson: Okay
JoyceNelson: I will

Note from James:  For those unaware, the SchruteBuck is a joke from one of my favorite TV shows, The Office.  The fact that Steve believed these were real let let me know that I would have to change gears yet again.  Just as before, I decided to go with the "you're not the same dude" routine.

Steve Austin: honey i dont have much time here love
JoyceNelson: How much time do you have left?
Steve Austin: 3 minute here love
JoyceNelson: Who's timing you?
Steve Austin: know
Steve Austin: love
JoyceNelson: are you in an internet cafe or something?
JoyceNelson: and you are being timed?
Steve Austin: my friends called me now about my work tomorrow love thats why 
JoyceNelson: Then you can stay here for 5 minutes then
JoyceNelson: just to prove it
Steve Austin: ok
JoyceNelson: 5 minutes.
JoyceNelson: Starting now
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: i will do as u say love
JoyceNelson: Thanks
Steve Austin: just beco i love u
JoyceNelson: I love you too
Steve Austin: sweetie
Steve Austin: u know my daugther is dying love just plzz an try to send it tomorrow love
JoyceNelson: I don't think I will
Steve Austin: when are u going to send the money love
JoyceNelson: Probably never
Steve Austin: u mean u will not send it again love
JoyceNelson: No
JoyceNelson: Because I can see that i am chatting with two different people here
Steve Austin: know love
JoyceNelson: Yes
Steve Austin: am still the one love
JoyceNelson: There are obviously more than one person using this account
Steve Austin: know love
JoyceNelson: Yes
JoyceNelson: I suspected this before
JoyceNelson: but now I know
Steve Austin: why did u talk so
JoyceNelson: You sound different on some days
Steve Austin: know love
Steve Austin: am still the one love
Steve Austin: steve austin love
JoyceNelson: I don't know about that
Steve Austin: honey dont do this to me love
JoyceNelson: I think there is more than one person using your account
Steve Austin: u know i love u sweetie
JoyceNelson: and I don't know if the real Steve knows someone is using it
JoyceNelson: or if you both are doing this together
Steve Austin: know love
Steve Austin: am still the one love
JoyceNelson: You're not the same person I chatted with two days ago
JoyceNelson: because you didn't even remember the conversation we had
Steve Austin: i told u about the NAME and the ADDRESS love
Steve Austin:  THE NAME I TOLD U TO USE IS GBOLAHAN FAKOYA .M
JoyceNelson: No
JoyceNelson: That was not during our last chat
JoyceNelson: you gave me another name in our last chat
JoyceNelson: That is how I know you are not the same
Steve Austin: SORRY 4 WHAT HAPPEN LOVE
Steve Austin: U CAN REMEMBER I TOLD U SHOULD A PEN THEIR AN WHRIT THE ADDRESS LOVE
JoyceNelson: yeah
Steve Austin: remember i gave u one name before which is fakoya gbolahan m. why the address is 23 ayoolalawal street off ilaje bariga lgos nigerian love
Steve Austin: plzz remember love
JoyceNelson: That is the first name you gave me
JoyceNelson: but you gave me a new name after that
Steve Austin: yeah
Steve Austin: n latter i remember that i will not be able to get house on that day love
JoyceNelson: someone did
Steve Austin: yeah love its me let me finish love
Steve Austin: letter on that day i whent to friend house on that day we both whent to hospital to check my daugther
Steve Austin: an i remember that am goin to have an ugent meeting tomorrow morning love
JoyceNelson: ok
Steve Austin: an i come online to explain to u i did not see u online thats am going to send my friend to cash the nmoney 4 me love an i use my friend information to be ble to cash the money out 4 me when i get back love
Steve Austin: thats it not that another person is useing my account love am still the one love
JoyceNelson: You still have not explained the new name you told me two days ago
Steve Austin: the NAME IS KELECHI EGEONU LAGOS NIGERIAN AN I TOLD U TEXT A QUESTION AN I GAVE U THE ANSWER WHICH IS BLACK LOVE
JoyceNelson: No
JoyceNelson: That's still not the name you gave me two days ago
JoyceNelson: See?  You can't even get your stories together
JoyceNelson: This is how I know there are more than one of you
Steve Austin: THE NAME I GAVE U  TO DAYS AGO IS THAT FIRST ONE LOVE
JoyceNelson: No
JoyceNelson: Two days ago I because suspicious because you gave me a NEW name other than those two
Steve Austin: KNOW LOVE I DONT
JoyceNelson: I think there are more than one of you
JoyceNelson: and one of you didn't tell the other about the new name
JoyceNelson: and he was going to claim it himself
Steve Austin: know
Steve Austin: love
JoyceNelson: I guarantee you that is what happened
JoyceNelson: Because you don't know about the name he gave me
Steve Austin: did u men thats another person came here an give u a name love
JoyceNelson: Yes
Steve Austin: plzzz love can u show me the name love
JoyceNelson: I will give you a hint
JoyceNelson: It's starts with T
Steve Austin: ok love
Steve Austin: coz i dont know all this love
JoyceNelson: I know
JoyceNelson: That is how I know there is more than one person using your account
Steve Austin: know love
JoyceNelson: I believe you are clueless about what is going on
JoyceNelson: Someone used the account without you know and they betrayed you
Steve Austin: maybey is my friend brother tht did ll this love
JoyceNelson: does his name start with T?
Steve Austin: beco i stand whit all thatday love
JoyceNelson: Okay
Steve Austin: so sweetie i dont give anybody my account exep my daugther
Steve Austin: an she sick rigth now love
Steve Austin: so honey tell me what to do love
Steve Austin: coz i dont understand
JoyceNelson: It sounds like you need to change your password
JoyceNelson: because somebody else is using your account
Steve Austin: ok love
JoyceNelson: and that person tried to steal from you
Steve Austin: yeah love
Steve Austin: u are rigth love
JoyceNelson: I know
Steve Austin: so honey are u going to send the money to me now love
JoyceNelson: No
Steve Austin: i mean tomorrow love
JoyceNelson: No
Steve Austin: why plzzz 4 god sake
JoyceNelson: I have no idea what's going on here and I don't plan to throw my money away
Steve Austin: plzzz dont let my child die love
JoyceNelson: I'm not going risk my money with all this password theft going on
Steve Austin: plzz love u know i love u
Steve Austin: am goin to do thats now love
JoyceNelson: Yes, but I don't feel comfortable sending money to you
Steve Austin: plzzz dont let my daugther to die love
Steve Austin: plzzz sweetie
JoyceNelson: How did that man get your password?
Steve Austin: that will not happen love
Steve Austin:  i will change it now i promice love
JoyceNelson: It happened before.  That's why I don't like it
Steve Austin:  ok love
JoyceNelson: Tell me how he could know your password
JoyceNelson: Did you give it to him?
Steve Austin: know
Steve Austin: love
JoyceNelson: Change it now
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: love
JoyceNelson: change it to joycenelson
Steve Austin: ok love
Steve Austin: ok i will love
Steve Austin: love u mean the password
JoyceNelson: Yes
Steve Austin: ok love

Note from James:  About five minutes later

Steve Austin: are u still there
JoyceNelson: Yes
JoyceNelson: I'm here
Steve Austin: have change it
JoyceNelson: Good
JoyceNelson: What did you change it to?
Steve Austin: the one u said i should use love
JoyceNelson: okay
Steve Austin: ok love

Note from James:  To my surprise, the password worked

JoyceNelson: Please don't let anyone get the password again
Steve Austin: ok love
Steve Austin: i will
JoyceNelson: Okay
JoyceNelson: That was very scary when that happened
Steve Austin: sorry love
JoyceNelson: It's okay
JoyceNelson: It wasn't your fault
Steve Austin: thats good love
Steve Austin: so sweetie are u goin go send it tomorrow love
JoyceNelson: Yes
JoyceNelson: I will try to do that tomorrow morning
Steve Austin: ok love
Steve Austin: thanks sweetie
JoyceNelson: You're welcome
Steve Austin: ok love
JoyceNelson: So how has your day been so far?
Steve Austin: is all good love
JoyceNelson: That's good to hear
Steve Austin: thanks love
JoyceNelson: You're welcome
Steve Austin: ok love
Steve Austin: swwetie i will life verry soon love
JoyceNelson: It's okay
JoyceNelson: I will need to go soon too
Steve Austin: ok love
Steve Austin: see ya tomorrow love
JoyceNelson: Okay
JoyceNelson: I will miss you
Steve Austin: me to
Steve Austin: kisssss an huggggggg:-*
JoyceNelson: Goodbye
Steve Austin: bye love
Steve Austin: love u sweetie
JoyceNelson: I love you too
Steve Austin: thnks love
Steve Austin: by love
JoyceNelson: bye
Steve Austin: by lov
Steve Austin: bye lov

Steve had a pretty full inbox.  As expected, lots of passwords to sub-par dating sites, as well as his MySpace account.  It appears he was on the verge of scamming two different women.  I tipped them off before the could take their money.

Also, in his 'Sent' folder was an email containing the NC Attorney General's address that I gave him.  It was sent to the jmskally@yahoo.com and also to jmscally@yahoo.com.


The real gem that I found was an email that he received a registration form from something called the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board.  This appears to be in relation to some sort of academic test, possibly similar to the SAT, and it states that he is applying to the University of Lagos.  This email confirmed his real name as Fakoya Gbolahan Mudashiru, and it included a blurry photo of the scammer. 




I deleted all messages in his inbox except the one from the JAMB.  I'm just trying to fuck up his scams, not his education. 

I also deleted all ID's on his Yahoo Messenger (except me, of course), and I set it to ignore anyone that is not on his Messenger list.



JoyceNelson: Hello
Steve Austin: am fine love
JoyceNelson: Me too

Note from James:  There was a very long pause after this.

JoyceNelson: How is your day today?
Steve Austin: fine love
Steve Austin: honey have not sein the information love
JoyceNelson: I know.  I haven't had time to do that yet
Steve Austin: plzzz be fast to do that to day love
JoyceNelson: Don't rush me
JoyceNelson: You aren't saying much
JoyceNelson: Is something wrong?
JoyceNelson: Talk to me, Steve
Steve Austin: am fine
Steve Austin: an u love
JoyceNelson: I'm fine also
Steve Austin: so when are u sending the money love
JoyceNelson: Maybe later
Steve Austin: coz is getting late love
Steve Austin: when
JoyceNelson: Later maybe
Steve Austin: latter after work
Steve Austin: or wot
JoyceNelson: Don't rush me, Fakoya
Steve Austin: sorry who is fakoya
JoyceNelson: This man: 



Steve Austin: sorry what all this u are sending me love
JoyceNelson: Some faggot
Steve Austin: wheere did u get them
JoyceNelson: I saw his pic on a site
Steve Austin: whos pics
JoyceNelson: Fakoya Gbolahan Mudashiru
Steve Austin: what do u mean
Steve Austin: and who is this??
JoyceNelson: Some guy I know
Steve Austin: sorry who is that guy
JoyceNelson: Fakoya Gbolahan Mudashiru
Steve Austin: oooh the hotel maneger ok
JoyceNelson: LOL
JoyceNelson: If you say so
Steve Austin: hun\
JoyceNelson: Yes
Steve Austin: i dont really understand why u went on and call the money back at the westerunion
JoyceNelson: It was just a crazy day
JoyceNelson: Don't worry about it
Steve Austin: oh hun
Steve Austin: ok
Steve Austin: so when are u planning to send it again
JoyceNelson: Maybe later
Steve Austin: Oh thats the problem now
Steve Austin: later when
JoyceNelson: I don't know
JoyceNelson: Later
Steve Austin: pls be specific
JoyceNelson: You are rushing me again
JoyceNelson: and I don't like to be rushed
Steve Austin: ok hun am sorry
Steve Austin: just that i told u what am needing the money for
JoyceNelson: Yes
JoyceNelson: You need it for the JAMB

There was a very long pause the mention of the JAMB.  A few minutes later, I got a message from Steve Williams (williams_steve 080@yahoo.com).  For the record, Steve Austin's ID is steve_austin080@yahoo.com.  And also for the record, Stone Cold Steve Austin's real name is Steve Williams.


SteveWilliams: hi there
Joyce Nelson: Hi
SteveWilliams: hi how are u doing there?
Joyce Nelson: I'm doing great
Joyce Nelson: How about you?
SteveWilliams: Am doing great too
SteveWilliams: I was just surfing the nt while i sw ur Id
Joyce Nelson: Okay
Joyce Nelson: Did you get it from my website?
SteveWilliams: i mean from yaho  rooom\
Joyce Nelson: Oh.  I thought you got it from my website
Joyce Nelson: http://home.earthlink.net/~justpruitt/SteveAustin.html
SteveWilliams: whats this
Joyce Nelson: What the fuck does it look like?
SteveWilliams: Im seeing Steve Austin
Joyce Nelson: Yes
SteveWilliams: Whos that?
Joyce Nelson: His real name is Fakoya Gbolahan Mudashiru
Joyce Nelson: He's really stupid
Joyce Nelson: and I made a website about him
SteveWilliams: what does that site contains
Joyce Nelson: Here's his pic


Joyce Nelson: Isn't he ugly?
Joyce Nelson: The site has all his info
Joyce Nelson: and his pic
Joyce Nelson: and chats we had
SteveWilliams: and what are u planning to do with all this info
Joyce Nelson: I can't tell you that
Joyce Nelson: but it is big
SteveWilliams: How do u mean BIG?
Joyce Nelson: I have plans
SteveWilliams: Oh by reporting to the FBI right?
Joyce Nelson: No
Joyce Nelson: Bigger
SteveWilliams: What could be bigger than that
Joyce Nelson: He will find out soon
Joyce Nelson: Maybe even today
SteveWilliams: where do u wanna find him
SteveWilliams: Do u have his address?
Joyce Nelson: Yes
SteveWilliams: In the state?
Joyce Nelson: He's not from the States
SteveWilliams: what?
Joyce Nelson: Nigeria
SteveWilliams: That means u gat his full info to get him right?
Joyce Nelson: Yes
SteveWilliams: hmmm
SteveWilliams: and what offence has he commeted?
Joyce Nelson: You ask too many questions
SteveWilliams: Oh sorry for that
SteveWilliams: but u came up with this issue
Joyce Nelson: Yeah
Joyce Nelson: but you pursued it
SteveWilliams: so can i get to know u better
Joyce Nelson: No
SteveWilliams: Why
SteveWilliams: ????
Joyce Nelson: I don't like you
SteveWilliams: We havent know each other so how do u wanna like me when we havent eveen know eachj other
Joyce Nelson: I don't want to know you
SteveWilliams: oh and why are u been harsh?
Joyce Nelson: Because I've got bigger fish to fry
SteveWilliams: Are u still chatting with him?
Joyce Nelson: No
Joyce Nelson: He's busy now
Joyce Nelson: He's chatting with somebody
SteveWilliams: Oh i see
SteveWilliams: I know u still interested in talking with him
Joyce Nelson: Not really
Joyce Nelson: I think I've squeezed all the juice from that lemon
SteveWilliams: i dont relly understand what u mean?
Joyce Nelson: So tell me...
Joyce Nelson: What is your password?
SteveWilliams: whats the meaning of that woman
SteveWilliams: thats confidential
Joyce Nelson: Yes
Joyce Nelson: Confidential between you and me
SteveWilliams: i use it for mu business
SteveWilliams: and i hve some business document in it
SteveWilliams: so why are u asking for it
Joyce Nelson: I think you should change it to joycenelson
SteveWilliams: why is that?
Joyce Nelson: So it won't get stolen
SteveWilliams: by who?
Joyce Nelson: Someone that wants to delete everything
SteveWilliams: lol
SteveWilliams: u funny
Joyce Nelson: Yeah
Joyce Nelson: Some people think so
SteveWilliams: do u think am a fool
SteveWilliams: uh
Joyce Nelson: Yeah
SteveWilliams: am not a fool
Joyce Nelson: You could've fooled me!
SteveWilliams: adn sorry i cant do such
SteveWilliams: and it seems u are the thief in question
SteveWilliams: cos u wanna steal my pass
Joyce Nelson: It's not stealing if it is given to you
SteveWilliams: oh am thinking that how u told steve austin rihght
Joyce Nelson: Yeah
Joyce Nelson: I told him to change it and he did
Joyce Nelson: He is like my little pet
Joyce Nelson: and I think you and him might be very similar
SteveWilliams: then if thats the case am not steve austin alright
Joyce Nelson: I know
Joyce Nelson: You are Fakoya Gbolahan Mudashiru
SteveWilliams: Me i dont even know that name
Joyce Nelson: You lying mother fakoya
SteveWilliams: how do u mean
Joyce Nelson: I think you know the name
Joyce Nelson: Because you have it written in crayon on your homework
SteveWilliams: Know
SteveWilliams: Thats bull shit
Joyce Nelson: Oh really?
SteveWilliams: yeah
Joyce Nelson: Oh YEAH!!
SteveWilliams: cosu talking like a baby
Joyce Nelson: You're talking like a mugu
SteveWilliams: whats mugu
Joyce Nelson: Look in the mirror
SteveWilliams: what mirror
Joyce Nelson: The one that reflects this image



SteveWilliams: im thinking u aint an american
Joyce Nelson: I'm thinking you aren't straight
SteveWilliams: what do u mean?
Joyce Nelson: I think you want to go to college to meet cute boys
SteveWilliams: WHAT
SteveWilliams: U JUST GETTING ME MAD
Joyce Nelson: Do you mean boy crazy?
SteveWilliams: U havent toldme ur name yet
Joyce Nelson: Jorel Rayon

Note from James:  This name was one I found in his inbox.  He had sent Fakoya a few different formats (the generic message they mass mail to women on dating sites).

The mention of his name was met with a long moment of silence.

SteveWilliams: BYE
Joyce Nelson: Bye, Fakoya
SteveWilliams: ????
SteveWilliams: who is that
Joyce Nelson: A bad boy that is in a lot of trouble