Robert's Potential Victim:

Joyce Nelson The lovable Joyce is a 61 year old widow.  She is also the proud mother of one son, James.    
About the scammer...
Name:  Robert Mickson / Robert A. Mireku
Email:  pukar_man_in_usa@yahoo.com
Location:  Accra, Ghana
Telephone: +23321276708933
Profile:  MySpace
Note:  I probably should have edited the banner to the left.  This guy isn't from Nigeria.  He's from Ghana.  Eh... close enough.  Besides,  I made the logo before I knew his nationality.

HELLO
AM ROBERT FROM USA.AND WHAT ABOUT U. I WANT TO KNOW U AND I KNOW THAT U TOO U WANT TO KNOW ME TOO.THIS IS MY EMAIL ADDERSS OKAY.PUKAR_MAN_IN_USA@YAHOO.COM.U CAN WRITE ME OR ADD ME OKAY.I WILL BE HAPPY TO HEAR FROM U HAVE A NICE DAY



Robert: Hello
Joyce  : Hello
Robert: Hi
Joyce  : Howdy
Robert: i am Robert here
Joyce  : I'm Joyce here
Robert: i am 56yrs / Taylorsville/1 son
Joyce  : I'm 55 / Wilmington / 1 son
Robert: okay
Robert: for how long have u been single
Joyce  : Several years
Joyce  : How about you?
Robert: 5yrs
Robert: What do u do for a livng
Joyce  : I'm semi-retired
Joyce  : I currently co-own a bakery, but I no longer work there full time
Robert: do u have a pic of ur self
Joyce  : Yes. Right here ----------->
Robert: what about a cam?
Joyce  : No.
Joyce  : Do you?
Robert: No but i have a opic here
Joyce  : I saw it already
Robert: okay i c
Robert: what do u think about it
Joyce  : You look very handsome
Robert: what is the time here
Joyce  : 5:45 pm
Joyce  : where are you now?
Robert: North Carolina Taylorsville
Joyce  : Then why did you just ask me the time?
Joyce  : So...
Joyce  : I guess it's over already
Robert: what is over
Joyce  : This conversation
Robert: what do u do for fun
Joyce  : I like eat at other people's homes and judge their cooking for various prizes
Robert: okay
Robert: do u date on here
Joyce  : Not really
Robert: do u mind if i date u
Joyce  : I don't mind at all.  Go right ahead and date the shit out of me
Robert: i want to see ur pic please

Robert: wow look charming
Joyce  : Thank you very much
Joyce  : I showed you mine, now you show me yours
Robert: ok

Robert: Hello how do i look
Joyce  : Nice belt buckle
Robert: ty
Robert: great
Robert: was that the bakery shop
Joyce  : Yes.  Santa tried to put his hand my muffins
Robert: okay i see u have a beautiful place
Joyce  : Thanks.  I hope the health inspector agrees this time around
Robert: yw
Joyce  : I like your pictures.
Joyce  : You look like an older version of Dwight Schrute


Note from James: This pic wasn't used in the chat.  I just thought I would post it to illustrate my point. I might have worked out better if Rainn Wilson wore his Dwight glasses in the the second set of pics.

Robert: ty
Joyce  : yw
Robert: i really love ladies with lovely face
Joyce  : You talk like Borat
Robert: : Really
Joyce  : I think that's a turn-on
Robert: we have not talked about my work rigt
Joyce  : No.  What do you do for a living?
Robert: I deal in Marchant Goods
Joyce  : What type of merchant goods?
Robert: clothes,electronics,decorations matrials etc
Joyce  : So you're an importer / exporter?
Robert: yes that is it
Joyce  : Which one?
Joyce  : Importer or exporter?
Robert: Both
Joyce  : Wow.  You're a regular Art Vandelay.
Robert: Yes hon
Robert: My son assist me when i am not there
Joyce  : How old is your son?
Robert: 28yrs hon
Joyce  : My son just turned 27
Robert: ooooo really
Joyce  : Yes
Robert: hmmmmm
Joyce  : What's with the "hmmmmm"?
Robert: was just thinking
Robert: i have alot of companies
Joyce  : Thinking of your companies compells you to type the thought out and press 'send'?
Robert: yes
Joyce  : What are some of the companies' names?
Robert: in diff cities and country
Joyce  : I purchase a lot of stock in NC-based companies. Maybe I own shares of your companies
Robert: Robert decoration ltd
Robert: and i have another one Robert & son clothes
Joyce  : Never heard of them
Robert: Fanatically i have alot of workers
Joyce  : I bet
Robert: Have u been to uk before
Joyce  : Once.  I ate some fish and chips and then I left
Robert: okay i see
Robert: My main and large company is in Africa
Joyce  : Really? That's a long ways from Taylorsville
Robert: yes
Joyce  : I didn't think they wore clothes in Africa
Robert: some dose
Joyce  : So at least you know your key demographic
Robert: yes
Robert: but i travel there when my son need more product or short of items
Joyce  : Oh.  Okay
Robert: Magically sure as the sky is blue Baby I love you
Joyce  : Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
Robert: y..?
Joyce  : I though we were quoting bad 80's song lyrics?
Robert: Life without Love is like a harp without strings
Joyce  : Are you ripping these things off from a site or something?
Robert: No did i tell u i read alot
Joyce  : No
Robert: i read 15 books a year
Joyce  : That's nice, but Highlights Magazine doesn't count as a book
Robert: ty i dont like u
Joyce  : Come on! There's no way you could have picked that one up
Robert: but i love u
Joyce  : Thank you
Joyce  : I love you too
Robert: Dear i want us t make a shedule okay
Joyce  : Okay legs and chest on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.  Bi's, Tri's, and shoulders on Tuesdays and Thursdays.  Weekends off.
Robert: ???
Joyce  : I thought you meant a work-out schedule
Robert: no i want us to get time for each other okay
Robert: what i mean is that i want to give a time that we can meet together
Joyce  : I'm sorry, but I don't schedule my day around the internet
Robert: how often then hon
Joyce  : I'm online everyday, but I have no set time that I come online
Robert: okay i see
Robert: why not
Joyce  : Because I have a busy schedule
Robert: same here
Robert: can u give me the actual time
Joyce  : Look at your clock.  We're in the same time zone
Robert: k
Robert: dear i have to get going okay i have to get some noondles with sauce
Joyce  : Do you mean spaghetti?
Robert: yeah
Joyce  : Okay
Joyce  : Maybe we'll chat another day
Robert: will u be on tomorrow
Joyce  : Maybe
Robert: okay see u
Joyce  : Bye
Robert: I love u Joyce
Joyce  : I love you Robert Mitchum
Robert: with all my heart
Robert: bye

The next day...


Joyce  : Hello
Robert: hello my love
Robert: how are u doing today
Joyce  : I'm fine.  How are you?
Robert: doing great
Robert: so what are u up today my love
Joyce  : Studying ninja stuff
Robert: okay that is nice
Robert: dear do u love flowers
Joyce  : No
Joyce  : Hate them
Robert: why?
Joyce  : I just do
Joyce  : The pollen, the wilting, the ant germs
Robert: ok
Robert: but i will like to send u one
Joyce  : Why?
Joyce  : Because I hate them?
Robert: o  no
Joyce  : Then why would you say that?
Robert: just to show u how much i love u
Joyce  : You want to show me how much you love me by sending me something I hate?
Robert: oooooooo  not like that
Robert: dear can u show me your fav
Joyce  : Are you some kind of idiot?
Robert: In what ways
Joyce  : How many times do I have to tell you that I fucking hate flowers?
Robert: okay
Robert: if u said so okay
Joyce  : Yeah.  I said so about 50 times
Joyce  : So just move on and quit acting like a moron
Robert: if i make a mistake sorry okay
Joyce  : I accept your apology
Robert: thanks my love
Joyce  : You're welcome
Robert: thanks
Joyce  : You're welcome
Robert: ok
Robert: your presence in my life brings wonderful smiles and loving thoughts within my heart
Joyce  : Thanks for writing that for me
Robert: ok
Robert: loving someone is like caring for a garden, love it too much or too little and it dies, but love it just right and it will live forever
Joyce  : Life's a garden.  Dig it
Robert: okay
Robert: in my world, i walked to a different drum. you came along and joined me in my journey. i am now in harmony and at peace in the world of love
Joyce  : Now you're just getting annoying
Joyce  : Stop copying and pasting things and type something for yourself
Robert: o  dear why are u saying that
Robert: is my own words okay
Joyce  : http://www.yahoo.com...
Joyce  : Then A LOT of people are using your words
Robert: really
Joyce  : Don't lie to me again
Robert: dear is a book
Joyce  : Then you shouldn't have claimed them to be your words
Joyce  : It's called plagarism, and you're lucky I'm your friend so I won't be calling the cops
Robert: okay
Robert: so tell me will u be doing something today at home?
Joyce  : Yes
Robert: what will u do if i may ask?
Joyce  : I have a guest coming over
Robert: oo  really
Robert: and who is that
Joyce  : My friend
Joyce  : She's a black lady
Robert: okay
Robert: dear u did not tell me about your ex husband
Joyce  : That's right
Joyce  : And I don't want to discuss him now either
Robert: oooooook
Robert: like i will be happy to hear something from him
Joyce  : You can't
Joyce  : Because he's dead
Robert: can i ask u something?
Joyce  : Ask
Robert: what happen to him befor he die
Joyce  : He put his head through the loop and kicked the chair away
Robert: okay
Robert: so what do u think about my pics
Joyce  : They look pretty cool
Robert: and i know that u will like me
Robert: or love me
Joyce  : Maybe both
Robert: okay
Robert: u too u look pretty too
Joyce  : Not as pretty as you
Robert: and u are a type of woman i want in my life
Joyce  : I feel the same about you
Robert: dear do u have pets with u there
Joyce  : I have a dog
Robert: o  really
Robert: and what is it name
Joyce  : Buchanon
Robert: o  that is nice
Robert: me i have a dog and a cat
Joyce  : What kind of dog?
Robert: bull dog
Robert: and u know is name
Robert: my dog is bingo and my cat is gigg
Joyce  : I knew a farmer that had a dog and Bingo was his name-o
Robert: dear u told me u dont cam?
Robert: have
Joyce  : Nope.
Joyce  : And you said you didn't have one either
Robert: okay
Robert: dear i will be happy to see your pretty face one day
Joyce  : Me too
Robert: dear if one day u see me what will u do
Joyce  : I don't know
Joyce  : Maybe give you gift or something
Robert: what kind of gift
Joyce  : A sword
Robert: ooooooo nice
Robert: dear do u know what i will give to u
Joyce  : What?
Robert: a kiss
Joyce  : You cheap bastard
Joyce  : I give you a samurai sword and you just give me a measly free kiss?
Robert: no but i will give u my gift befor i see u that is why i tell u that
Robert: to show u that i love u
Joyce  : Okay.  Sounds great
Robert: i know that u will love my gift
Joyce  : What will the gift be?
Robert: dear it will come by a suprice okay
Joyce  : I like surprises
Robert: okay
Robert: dear u will me happy with my gift
Joyce  : Yeah
Joyce  : I bet
Robert: okay my love
Robert: dear yesterday di du dream about me
Joyce  : Yeah
Robert: about what
Robert: my love
Joyce  : You were at the circus and there was this clown with a seltzer bottle spraying everyone.  The clown sprayed you and it started burning your eyes
Robert: ooooo  really
Joyce  : Yeah.  It was so scary and so funny all at the same time
Robert: okay
Robert: and dear do u know what i dream about u too
Joyce  : What did you dream about
Robert: we were togther as husband and wife
Robert: and we will sitting under a tree and talking about love
Robert: dear tell me something my love
Joyce  : Tell you what?
Robert: anything my love want to tell her husband
Joyce  : I don't have a husband
Robert: yes but u willl get one soon okay
Joyce  : Yes.  And I hope you two will get along splendidly
Robert: yes
Robert: dear u know something
Robert: i  dont know want to going on with me is
Joyce  : What?
Robert: yesterday when we talk my life have change
Joyce  : How so?
Robert: always thinking about u
Joyce  : Oh!
Joyce  : I was afraid you were going to say you had a skiing accident and now you like boys
Robert: oooooo
Robert: if am saying something i will call your name first
Robert: befor i will say the thing
Robert: i dont know what is wrong with me
Joyce  : That's called Tourette's
Robert: yes
Robert: but i know that is love
Joyce  : I know what's wrong with me
Joyce  : Diabetes
Robert: with u
Joyce  : Yeah.
Robert: u said diabetes
Joyce  : Yeah.  I've got it all over
Robert: and have u see the doctor
Joyce  : No.  I've just been taking Advil and stuff
Robert: ooook
Robert: but dear u need to see the doctor okay my love
Robert: first thing tomorrow okay my love
Joyce  : I don't know about that
Joyce  : My doctor always acts like he's looking at my sweater, but I know that's not what he's really looking at
Robert: but u need to see a doctor okay my love
Joyce  : Maybe
Robert: dear u need to try okay
Robert: because i love  u
Joyce  : Thanks for your concern
Robert: thanks u too
Robert: dear i told u my main company is in africa
Joyce  : Yes
Robert: i will be  going there next week
Robert: they call me to come
Joyce  : No!!!!!!
Robert: why?
Joyce  : Why?
Robert: u said no
Joyce  : No!!!!!!
Robert: okay
Joyce  : Thank you for deciding not to go
Robert: dear but i need to go
Joyce  : No!!!!!!
Robert: i will talk to u when i  get there okay
Joyce  : I don't want you to go
Robert: i love u i will not stop talking to u okay
Robert: dear plz allow okay okay
Robert: i will be here soon
Joyce  : If you go, it's over
Robert: oooooo dear why is it that u dont want me to go
Joyce  : I've made my decision
Robert: ooooo dear
Robert: i just want to see how company si going on there
Robert: that is all
Robert: dear i love u
Robert: and i am not going to leave u okay
Joyce  : Thank you for deciding not to go
Robert: ooo  dear i need to go
Joyce  : Make up your fucking mind
Robert: they told is i should  come
Robert: dear u know that is my own company
Robert: so i need to go and see it okay
Robert: dear allow to go okay
Robert: me
Joyce  : Goodbye, Robert
Joyce  : Have a nice life
Robert: why r u m
Robert: mad at me
Robert: hello
Robert: are u mad at me
Robert: why because am having a trip that is why u are mad at me
Robert: please come back okay
Robert: i was just kidding
Robert: okay
Robert: dont do this to me now that i have u :X:X:X:X
Robert: >:D<:-*
Robert: this show that u dont love
Robert: like if u love me u will not do this to me
Robert: why
Robert: tell me something
Robert: dear please talk to me my love
Robert: i need u
Robert: are u still there
Robert: talk to me my love

The next day...


Robert: hello
Robert: how are u doing today
Joyce  : I'm fine.
Joyce  : How is everything in Africa?
Robert: yes cool
Joyce  : Are you having a good time?
Robert: i think u have leave me
Joyce  : I thought about it, but I decided to give you once last chance
Robert: o dear
Robert: dont say that u know that i love u
Joyce  : Yes.  I love you too
Joyce  : But you already have two strikes
Robert: dear dont be worried okay
Robert: i love u
Joyce  : I love you too
Robert: so dear di du think about me my love
Joyce  : Yes. Only all day long
Robert: o really
Robert: i love that
Joyce  : Me too
Robert: dear have u see your family today my love
Joyce  : My son is my only family. I don't see him as often as I would like. He's just not around much
Robert: dear yesterday u were waitting for a friend
Joyce  : Yes.  She came over we got wasted
Robert: okay
Robert: and she is kind to u my love
Joyce  : Yes. She's my closest friend
Robert: okay i like that
Robert: and have u told her about me my love
Joyce  : Yes. I told her about you yesterday
Robert: o really
Joyce  : Yes. I told her about you and how you were in Africa.
Robert: and what did she tell u my love
Joyce  : She told me to be careful
Robert: okay
Robert: and dear why do she think that about me my love
Joyce  : She didn't want you to come back with ebola and infect the whole country
Robert: o dear
Joyce  : I told her not to worry.  I know you're clean
Robert: thanks my love
Joyce  : You're welcome
Robert: dear i want to see your face my love
Robert: can u get a cam for me my love
Joyce  : Do you have a cam?
Robert: yes but it is broken my love
Joyce  : You had one? I thought only children used them
Robert: ooooooooo my love
Robert: so that i can see your face
Joyce  : Well....
Joyce  : I can't see your face either
Joyce  : So maybe if you get one, I will get one
Robert: okay my love
Robert: dear brb okay
Robert: phone call
Joyce  : Okay
Robert: am back
Robert: dear can i have your fone number so that i can call u my love
Joyce  : I'm sorry. I don't give out my number
Robert: why?
Joyce  : Nothing personal. I never give out my number.
Robert: dear is just me okay
Robert: plz
Joyce  : Look...
Joyce  : I said no
Robert: so that i can call u okay
Joyce  : If you don't respect my decisions, then you don't respect me
Robert: but u know that u are my love
Joyce  : Why are you being so difficult?
Joyce  : I'm leaving
Robert: we need to talk okay
Joyce  : About what?
Robert: dear if u said something u will said no
Robert: why u dont love me
Joyce  : You know I love you
Robert: so u too u need to trust me okay my love
Joyce  : Trust you about what?
Robert: just your number to call u that is all my love
Joyce  : For the last time...
Joyce  : I don't give it out
Robert: so that i can hear your voice that is all my love
Joyce  : This conversation is over. I'm signing off now
Joyce  : Don't ask again
Robert: why?
Robert: u know that i love u
Robert: but think about it okay
Joyce  : No.  So please, Robert, shut the fuck up about it
Robert: why dear?
Robert: this show that u dont love me
Robert: From the day we met, I knew that you would hold my heart in your hands and you more than do that - you completely own me and every part of me. When I think of you, my heart is so full of love and passion for you that I can hardly contain myself. I think of spending every minute of every day with you and holding you so close to me. Whenever you think of me, please know that no matter how many miles separate us or how much of our lives comes between us, you are and always will be the love of my life and I will never love anyone as much again. I thank God everyday for letting me meet you and for you falling in love with me because I know that it would never be as perfect any other way. I love you with all that I am

The next day...


Robert: hello
Robert: how are u doing today my love
Joyce  : I'm fine.  How are you?
Robert: doing great my love
Robert: dear u know something i love u
Joyce  : I love you too
Robert: and i dont want to leave u okay
Joyce  : I don't want you to leave either
Robert: dear but i dont know your full name
Joyce  : Joyce Nelson
Robert: and u know mine too my love
Joyce  : Robert Mitchum
Robert: robert mickson
Joyce  : Oh.  Okay.  I had you confused with legendary film villain Robert Mitchum
Robert: ok
Robert: but sometime u need to understand me my love
Joyce  : Okay
Robert: dear why is it that u dont want to give me your number why u dont trust me
Joyce  : I just don't give out my number to anyone.  It's nothing personal
Robert: yes i know
Robert: but i will know each other very soon okay my love
Robert: dear trust me okay
Robert: i love u and i know that u too u love me
Joyce  : I love you too, but you've gotta respect my decisions
Robert: dear want as to hear each of our voice that is all my love
Robert: i can call u
Robert: and u too u can call me
Joyce  : I'm not going to keep repeating myself
Joyce  : I said no, and I mean no
Robert: okay
Joyce  : BRB
Robert: but can i give u mine to call me
Robert: dear u can call me okay
Joyce  : What's the number?
Robert: 23321276708933
Joyce  : Okay... That's just not possible
Joyce  : That's an international call
Robert: yes dear u know that am in  africa now
Joyce  : I can't make international calls
Robert: that is why i told u to give me yours so that i can call u but u said no why
Joyce  : You're becoming very difficult, and I don't chat with people that are difficult
Robert: dear am not
Robert: am just trying to know u that is all my love
Joyce  : Then let's chat then and stop bickering
Robert: okay
Robert: if i know your number i can call u to come online
Joyce  : If you mention phone numbers one more time, this conversation will end
Joyce  : Do you understand me?
Robert: yes my love
Robert: dear did u dream about me yesteeday my love
Joyce  : Yes
Robert: can u tell me my love
Joyce  : I dreamed that you were a cowboy on this ranch, and there was this big sandstorm coming.  You were trying to herd all the cattle quickly before the storm reached us, but you didn't want to risk the life of one head of cattle.  You rescued all but one, then dropped down onto your knees before the fallen calf and screamed out to the heavens
Robert: oooooooooo  really
Robert: that is nice
Joyce  : Yes.  And Snuffleupagus was also there
Robert: okay
Robert: dear tell me something
Joyce  : Tell you what?
Robert: something about love
Joyce  : Love grows where my Rosemary goes
Robert: oooo  nice
Robert: dear u want me to tell u love
Joyce  : Okay
Robert: i was sleeping, my hand was searching for you but you were not there i turned my head i opened my eyes slightly and saw you fixing your new toy the computer i just smiled
Joyce  : What?
Joyce  : What was that all about?
Robert: it would be so typical of me to do. i didn't know that you saw me blinking, getting glimpses of you. i turned my head to the other side and slightly fell right back to sleep. Within minutes i felt you beside me wearing your robe
Joyce  : Nevermind. I just Googled it
Joyce  : Why are you copying and pasting something like this?
Robert: my love
Joyce  : It really doesn't make any sense to copy and paste a letter from one person to another about a specific moment in their life
Robert: okay
Robert: dear i dont know what is wrong with me my love
Joyce  : Me neither
Robert: any times i will be thinking about u
Robert: if am work
Joyce  : When do you work?  Because you seem to have a lot of free time
Robert: dear here is 7:13pm here
Joyce  : Yeah, but you're always online.
Robert: it will be late here very soon my love
Joyce  : So you're signing off?
Robert: dear i need to go now
Joyce  : Okay.  No problem
Robert: i will see if u are online so that we can talk okay my love
Joyce  : Okay
Robert: bye and have a nice day
Joyce  : Bye
Robert: and take good care of your self
Robert: bye my love
Joyce  : Bye, lover

The next day...


Robert: hello my love
Joyce  : Hello
Robert: how are u doing today my love
Joyce  : I'm doing great.  How are you?
Robert: doing good
Robert: u are my love
Joyce  : You are my density
Robert: and i will never leave u okay
Joyce  : I'll never leave you either
Robert: thanks my love
Robert: dear i want to send u my gift
Joyce  : What kind of gift?
Robert: i want to send u a promise ring
Joyce  : Really?
Robert: yes
Robert: i know that u will love it
Joyce  : Thank you.  I know I will
Robert: okay my love
Robert: but i dont know were to send it
Robert: can u give me your adderss to send it
Joyce  : Joyce Nelson / 615 N. Front St. / Wilmington, NC 28403
Robert: okay my love
Robert: i will do everlything to make u happy okay my love
Joyce  : I know you will
Robert: so have u tell your family about me my love
Joyce  : I told my son about you
Robert: o  really
Robert: and what di dhe said
Joyce  : He wasn't very happy
Robert: why?
Joyce  : He said online relationships are a bad idea
Robert: oo  dear
Robert: but ours will last long okay
Joyce  : Yes.  When we are living happily ever after, he will look like one big idiot
Robert: okay my love
Robert: dear we will meet very soon okay
Joyce  : Yes.  I hope it's soon
Robert: things have been so hectic that i could not have wanted anyone to be there for me but you
Joyce  : I'll be there for you
Robert: thanks my love
Robert: Baby, you are my sun, my moon, my whole universe
Joyce  : I'll also be Uranus
Robert: okay my love
Robert: with the exceptions of my parents and you there has never been anyone in my life whom i could have depended on through the tough times in my life
Joyce  : Someday I will surpass them in terms of importance to you
Robert: okay my love
Robert: you are the one person that i love dearly
Joyce  : I love you dearly too
Robert: okay my love
Robert: I love you Will more than I can ever tell you
Joyce  : What?
Joyce  : Who is Will?
Robert: U
Joyce  : My name isn't Will
Robert: no i have a miss take okay joyce
Joyce  : That's a pretty big mistake
Robert: yes
Robert: there's nothing in this world that i would not do for you
Joyce  : Same here.  I would do anything for you
Joyce  : Even if it meant my life
Robert: thanks my love
Joyce  : You're welcome
Robert: thanks my love
Joyce  : I need to go now
Robert: okay my love
Robert: i will talk to u later
Joyce  : Tomorrow
Robert: will u be here later my love
Joyce  : No.  I have plans
Joyce  : We'll chat tomorrow
Robert: okay my love
Robert: have a nice day
Robert: i will miss u my love
Robert: and i love u
Joyce  : I'll miss you and love you too
Robert: thanks my love
Joyce  : Goodbye
Robert: have a nice day
Robert: same to u
Robert: take care of your self okay my love

The next day...


Robert: hello my love
Joyce  : Hello
Robert: how are u doing today my love
Joyce  : I'm fine.  How are you doing?
Robert: doing great my love
Robert: and your son
Joyce  : He's fine
Robert: dear did  miss me my love
Joyce  : Yes.  I always miss you
Robert: dear me too
Robert: and di du dream about me my love
Joyce  : Yes
Robert: what was it
Joyce  : I dreamed that you and I were in two dunebuggies and we were racing them across an empty Target parking lot.  Yours started to make this weird whistling noise around the turns, and then it just stopped running.  Then I won the race.  Then you and I drove off together into the sunset in my dunebuggy
Robert: o  that is great my love
Robert: but i won my love
Joyce  : No.  I did
Robert: okay if u said so
Joyce  : Yeah. My dream, so I say so
Joyce  : Plus, the judges ruled in my favor
Robert: i will  win when we we go there again
Joyce  : I doubt it, because we will use the same dunebuggies
Robert: yes i promise i will win u

Note from James:  I didn't like Robert's attitude about losing, so I decided to shut his mouth by challenging him to a game of Yahoo checkers.

Joyce  : You think you can beat me?
Joyce  : I bet you can't even beat me at checkers
Robert: okay

We were only playing for about two or three minutes before Robert said...

Robert: now can u see u cant beat me
Joyce  : I'm beating you right now
Robert: okay let see
Joyce  : It's your move
Robert: ok

My king nails Robert with a triple jump

Joyce  : Yoink!
Robert: ooo

A minute or two later, Robert was defeated, but he didn't want to take his last move

Robert: u bet me
Joyce  : Finish the game
Robert: yes
Joyce  : Take your move
Robert: let play it again
Joyce  : Finish this one
Robert: k
Joyce  : I won
Robert: yes
Robert: but u cant win this one
Joyce  : We'll see
Robert: yes
Robert: u se

We begin game #2

Robert: u cant beat me me again
Joyce  : Oh yeah?
Robert: okay

I defeat Robert again

Joyce  : Ding ding ding
Robert: i was testing u my love
Robert: but i will beat u
Joyce  : I'm not going to play all day until you win
Robert: the first i will testing u
Robert: was
Joyce  : And what about the second time?
Robert: i was then aslo
Joyce  : You pussy
Joyce  : You lost to a woman and you don't want to admit it
Robert: okay
Robert: but u cant beat me for now
Robert: or can u
Joyce  : I already did
Joyce  : Twice
Robert: okay
Robert: i have give u a win okay
Joyce  : Fuck you, you fucking sore loser
Joyce  : You lost to a woman and you're acting like a baby
Robert: i know that u are a woman
Robert: u know how to play that is why i have give u a win
Joyce  : Yeah, that made so much sense...
Joyce  : You no-winning cocksucker
Joyce  : Just admit defeat
Robert: okay
Robert: okay i am lost okay
Joyce  : Okay
Robert: are u happy now
Joyce  : Yes, because you finally admitted that you lost fair and square to a woman
Robert: okay
Robert: yes
Joyce  : But I'm still leaving now
Robert: know
Robert: to where
Joyce  : Away from you
Robert: why

The next day...


Robert: hello my love
Joyce  : Hello
Robert: how are u doing my love
Joyce  : I'm fine.  How are you?
Robert: cool
Robert: how was your day my love
Joyce  : My day just began
Robert: oo  i see
Robert: dear yesterday did u dream about me my love
Joyce  : Yes
Robert: o  really
Robert: and what is it about my love
Joyce  : You and I were outside of this big skyscraper and we were looking up.  Then we saw this one guy dropping pennies off of it.  You kept trying to catch the pennies inside of a paper cup, but you kept missing.  Then you finally caught one, but it tore through the bottom of the cup because of the force of the impact.  Then you and I shared a laugh together
Robert: o that is nice
Robert: i want to tell you more and more  i love you so so much
Joyce  : I love you too
Robert: deep inside i know that you are the only one for me
Joyce  : Same here
Robert: okay
Robert: when i'm not with you, you are the only one i'm thinking of
Joyce  : Thanks.  I always thinking of you
Robert: me roo my love
Joyce  : Thanks, Scoob
Robert: okay
Robert: everything about you tells me that we can be together forever
Joyce  : That feeling is exactly right
Robert: okay my love
Robert: only you can make me feel like time STOPS when i'm with you
Joyce  : That's so sweet.  It's like I'm your own Flux Capacitor
Robert: yes my love
Robert: i love u
Joyce  : I love you too
Robert: dear do u remember that i told u i ordered something from some companies..
Joyce  : Yes.  I remember
Robert: i have still not receive them
Robert: they told me they cant ship it direct to where i am
Robert: onless someone in the state
Joyce  : So what will you be doing?
Robert: dont u have anyone who can help or u will
Robert: dont say no please
Joyce  : I'll help.
Joyce  : What will I need to do?
Robert: okay they will bring the things to ur place okay
Joyce  : What kind of things?
Robert: Then u will send them to me
Robert: as i told u before
Joyce  : Electronics, clothing and shoes?
Robert: good
Joyce  : Okay
Joyce  : I just wanted to make sure it wasn't .
Robert: i u always in the house
Joyce  : If you're asking is it safe to deliver here, then the answer is yes
Robert: okay
Robert: thanks my dear
Joyce  : You're welcome
Robert: i love u
Joyce  : I love you too
Joyce  : I need to go now.  We'll chat again later
Robert: okay my love
Joyce  : Bye
Robert: dear i want to give u my email so that u can send me a letter okay
Joyce  : I already have your email
Joyce  : pukar_man_in_usa@yahoo.com
Robert: yes my love
Joyce  : What does Pukar mean?
Robert: i told u my nick name
Joyce  : You never told me that
Robert: oooook
Robert: but now u know
Joyce  : What does the name mean?
Robert: pukar a great man
Joyce  : Okay
Joyce  : That sounds accurate
Robert: thank
Joyce  : I have to go.  Talk to you later
Robert: okay
Robert: take care of your self for me okay
Joyce  : I will
Joyce  : Goodbye, Robert
Robert: i will see u later okay

I had been wondering why he hadn't tried to ask for money yet.  Now I know.  He's a credit card scammer.  He was waiting to obtain a stolen credit card number, and he wants the items overnighted to Joyce's house. This also means that Robert is likely from Ghana, as they often the ones pulling these kinds scams.


Joyce  : Hello
Robert: how are u doing my love
Joyce  : I'm fine. How are you?
Robert: doing great my love
Robert: dear i miss u last night my love
Joyce  : I missed you too
Robert: dear did u get your ring i send u
Joyce  : UPS doesn't deliver on weekends
Joyce  : It will probably arrive tomorrow
Robert: dear but they said delived
Joyce  : It did?
Joyce  : Do you have a tracking number?
Robert: yes
Joyce  : May I see it please?
Robert: ican give it tou okay
Joyce  : Okay
Robert: 1Z3794540105775658
Joyce  : Okay.  I see
Joyce  : It was delivered on Friday
Robert: yes my love
Joyce  : But I wasn't there, and I didn't leave a note for UPS to leave the package
Joyce  : It was signed for by my neighbor (Travis Faulk)
Joyce  : He never gave me the package
Robert: okay my love
Joyce  : I'll pick it up from him later
Robert: dear go and get it oaky my love
Joyce  : He's not home now.  He's a spinal surgeon.
Joyce  : I'll pick it up later when he's back from the hospital
Robert: i dont know why he did not give it to u my love
Joyce  : He probably got drunk and forgot about it.
Joyce  : If he comes home from work sober, I'm sure I'll get it
Robert: but try and get the thing okay my love
Joyce  : I promise I will
Robert: i think he will not give it to u my love
Joyce  : Don't say that
Joyce  : I'm sure he's been stoned or wasted all weekend and forgot
Robert: okay
Joyce  : I'll definitely get it when he comes down
Robert: if u said so okay my love
Joyce  : There's one way to avoid things like this...
Joyce  : Whenever I'm expecting a package, I always leave a note for the courier to leave the package at the doorstep. 
Joyce  : If I knew it was coming, I would have left UPS a note
Robert: it okay my love
Robert: dear from tomorrow going if u are going to somewhere try and leave a note for them okay my love
Joyce  : Why? Did you already purchase your items for work?
Robert: yes my love
Joyce  : Do you have the tracking numbers?
Joyce  : and which courier did you use?
Robert: fedex,ups,usps
Joyce  : All three?
Robert: yes my love
Joyce  : I guess I have to leave three notes
Robert: yes u are right my love
Joyce  : Does the tracking number say they will be delivered tomorrow?
Robert: yes my love
Robert: am coming okay
Joyce  : Okay

Note from James:  Just for the record, the address I gave Robert is not my own.  It belongs to a local news channel. While I appreciate gifts from admirers, I will never accept any item from any scammer.  I know where the money comes from.

Robert: 1Z3794540105779172
Robert: is ups
Joyce  : Okay.  That's one's due tomorrow
Robert: yes
Robert: so u need to leave a note to that one okay
Joyce  : I will
Robert: 738794412879  fedex
Joyce  : Okay
Joyce  : That one's due on Tuesday
Robert: yes my love
Robert: that one is a big one okay
Joyce  : Okay.  I'll tell FedEx to leave it in the garage
Robert: yes that will be great my love
Robert: i love u
Joyce  : I love you too
Joyce  : But don't worry about the ring
Joyce  : I'll get it
Robert: okay my love
Joyce  : And I thank you for sending it
Joyce  : It means so much to me and I can't wait to see it
Robert: but i know that u willget itokay my love
Joyce  : Yes.  I know I will
Robert: okay my love
Robert: i love u
Joyce  : I love you too
Joyce  : I will need to leave soon
Robert: to where my love
Joyce  : Big Lots
Robert: okay
Joyce  : We'll chat later
Robert: okay
Robert: than i will leave u now okay
Robert: to go and do it okay
Robert: dear like if u i have your phone like i will call u that am online so u should come but u said no
Joyce  : Yes.  You're right
Robert: yes
Robert: but i said u will not give it to my love
Joyce  : Yes.  That's correct
Robert: but how can u see if am online or not
Joyce  : When I come online, I will check to see if you're here
Robert: like i will call u before coming to online
Joyce  : I'm sorry, but I don't give out my number
Robert: okay
Robert: that is okay
Robert: i love u
Joyce  : And I don't really like the idea of being told when to come online like I'm some sort of animal that comes when called
Robert: ooooooo my love
Robert: yes that is okay
Joyce  : Okay
Robert: i love u
Joyce  : I love you too
Robert: see u later okay my love
Joyce  : Okay
Joyce  : Goodbye
Robert: bye
Robert: and take care of your self okay

Now that I knew the packages would arrive within the next two days, I decided to avoid Robert.  Not only because I have no reason to chat with him, and not only because I really don't like the guy, but because I want to make him feel uneasy.  He is anxiously awaiting these items.  The longer he waits, the more concerned he will be...

The packages arrived on Monday, January 29, 2007.  I avoided Robert until Wednesday, January 31, 2007.  Below are the offline messages left by Robert during this two day period.



Robert Mickson: (1/29/2007 9:25:28 AM): hello my love
Robert Mickson: (1/29/2007 9:25:35 AM): how are u doing
Robert Mickson: (1/29/2007 9:25:42 AM): i know that u are fine as i am here
Robert Mickson: (1/29/2007 9:25:46 AM): i miss u
Robert Mickson: (1/29/2007 9:25:55 AM): but i will see u later okay my love
Robert Mickson: (1/29/2007 9:25:57 AM): i love u

Robert Mickson: (1/29/2007 1:59:18 PM): hello my love
Robert Mickson: (1/29/2007 1:59:31 PM): how are u doing today my love

Robert Mickson: (1/29/2007 3:10:11 PM): hello
Robert Mickson: (1/29/2007 3:16:55 PM): are u there my love

Robert Mickson: (1/29/2007 4:59:52 PM): hello my love
Robert Mickson: (1/29/2007 5:00:10 PM): how are u doing my love
Robert Mickson: (1/29/2007 5:00:11 PM): i really miss u alot

Robert Mickson: (1/29/2007 5:57:25 PM): hello

Robert Mickson: (1/29/2007 9:14:07 PM): HELLO MY LOVE
Robert Mickson: (1/29/2007 9:14:14 PM): HOW ARE U DOING MY LOVE
Robert Mickson: (1/29/2007 9:14:45 PM): I REALLY MISS U FOR NOT TALKING TO U TODAY
Robert Mickson: (1/29/2007 9:14:52 PM): WERE HAVE U BEEN MY LOVE
Robert Mickson: (1/29/2007 9:14:58 PM): I LOVE U
Robert Mickson: (1/29/2007 9:15:16 PM): DEAR IF U COME JUST SAY HI TO ME OKAY MY LOVE
Robert Mickson: (1/29/2007 9:15:34 PM): I WILL SEE U TOMORROW OKAY
Robert Mickson: (1/29/2007 9:15:40 PM): HAVE A NICE DAY

Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 7:59:06 AM): hello my love
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 7:59:08 AM): dear i really miss u
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 7:59:17 AM): where have u been my love
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 7:59:19 AM): i love u

Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 10:52:33 AM): hello
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 10:52:44 AM): how are u doing my love
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 10:59:55 AM): dear am waitting for u okay my love
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 11:00:05 AM): i will see u later
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 11:00:17 AM): dear if u come just hi to me okay
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 11:00:21 AM): have a nice day

Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 11:32:38 AM): hello my love
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 11:33:02 AM): how are u doing my love
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 11:33:36 AM): are u there my love
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 11:35:25 AM): dear are u doing something there my love
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 11:37:53 AM): talk to me my love
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 11:38:17 AM): are u busy there
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 11:40:33 AM): are u there my love
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 11:40:39 AM): i really miss u alot
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 11:50:56 AM): dear am waitting for u my love

Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 12:13:23 PM): hello
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 12:14:48 PM): are u there my love
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 12:14:57 PM): just say hi to me

Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 12:28:21 PM): hello
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 12:32:29 PM): are u there
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 12:35:23 PM): dear am waitting for u my love

Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 3:43:55 PM): hello
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 3:44:13 PM): dear are u there my love
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 3:44:13 PM): talk to me my love
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 3:44:14 PM): i really need u in my life
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 3:44:14 PM): i love u

Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 6:25:54 PM):  <ding>
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 6:26:03 PM): hello

Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 6:48:24 PM): 
<ding>
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 6:48:35 PM): hello my love
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 6:48:44 PM): how are u doing my love
Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 6:48:48 PM): 
<ding>

Robert Mickson: (1/30/2007 6:52:25 PM): 
<ding>
 
Robert Mickson: (1/31/2007 6:10:02 PM): hello

  After two days of silence, I decided to start chatting with Robert again...


Robert: hello
Robert: are u there my love
Joyce  : I am here
Robert: hello my love
Robert: dear have u get the things my love
Joyce  : Yes, they all arrived as planned
Robert: dear u will send me to ghana okay
Robert: ROBERT A MIREKU P O BOX 3035 ACCRA-GHANA WEST AFRICA GHANA-23321
Joyce  : About your things...
Joyce  : I was told to give you this message
Joyce  : http://home.earthlink.net/~corndognugget/RobertMickson.html
Robert: okay



Robert: ???
Robert: dear what do u mean
Joyce  : What do I mean by what?
Robert: dear what are u telling me
Joyce  : I have been instructed to keep the packages
Robert: dear i need the things in my store
Joyce  : I'm sorry, but he needs them as well
Robert: so u mean u will not post the things to me my love
Joyce  : Sorry, dude
Robert: why?
Joyce  : Because this is all part of the big picture
Robert: dear dont do me this my love
Robert: why u dont love me again
Joyce  : I'm sorry, but the decision has been made
Robert: dear what came your mind and u do this to me
Joyce  : This is the plan he chose
Joyce  : Someday I hope you understand
Robert: so that mean u will not send the things to me
Joyce  : No way in hell
Robert: okay
Robert: u see
Robert: i will arest u
Joyce  : No you won't
Joyce  : The man in the message instructed you not tocontact the authorities
Robert: u wait and see
Robert: okay
Robert: am calling the fbi right now
Robert: fooooooooooooool
Joyce  : I fear nothing because he will protect me
Robert: okay
Robert: u wait
Joyce  : I will. I will wait and rest my head on the packages that were once yours
Robert: fooooooooooooooooooool
Robert: i will show u
Joyce  : No
Joyce  : WE will show you
Joyce  : The streets shall be covered with the blood of those that doubt us
Joyce  : Resistance is futile!

Robert blocks Joyce