Mikel's Potential Victim:

Joyce Nelson The lovable Joyce is a 61 year old widow.  She is also the proud mother of one son, James.  
About the Scammer...
Name:  Mikel Wilson
Actual Name: Kpakpo Alllotey
Actual Location: Accra, Ghana
Profile:  MySpace

hello os thank for ur request i hope to see u online and i want as to chat on yahoo if u like to add me i will appreciate and thanks for ur request too...hope to hear from u again have a nicew day...

Okay.  I like to chat.

HELLO JOYCE I APPRECIATE UR REQUEST,AND I HOPE U WILL LET ME BE UR TIGHT FRIEND HERE....I WANT U TO ADD ME AT YAHOO SO THAT WE HAVE A BETTER CHAT THERE AND I HOPE U WILL LIKE IT.. THIS IS MY ID wilson_11111111@yahoo.com I WILL BE AHAPPY TO MEET U AT YAHOO TO CHAT AND HAVE A FUN...... THANK U HAVE A NICE DAY PRETTY LADY....GODD BYE JOYCE....


Mikel: HELLO
Mikel: JOYCE
Joyce: Hello
Mikel: I HAVE BEEN HERE FOY U JOYCE
Joyce: Thanks.
Joyce: Now I'm here for you
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: SO WHAT ARE U DOING NOW..
Joyce: Nothing. 
Joyce: Just woke up
Mikel: OKAY I THANK GOD FOR WOKE UP..
Joyce: Yeah
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: SO WHAT DID U EAT TODAY
Joyce: I haven't eaten yet
Mikel: REALLY
Joyce: Yeah.  I just woke up
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: SO WHAT ARE U ABT TO EAT NOW....
Joyce: I don't know.  I'm not hungry yet
Joyce: Because I just woke up
Mikel: BECAUSE PRETTY WOMAN LIKE U HAVE BEEN SERVED BY NOW..
Joyce: Thanks
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: ARE U MARRIED OR SINGLE..
Joyce: Single
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: DO U HAVE KIDS
Joyce: I have one son
Mikel: THATS GREAT OF U
Joyce: Yes.  And for him
Mikel: SO U ARE DIVORCE
Joyce: No.  I'm a widow
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: SO WHT ARE UP TO NOW.. JOYCE
Joyce: Nothing much.  Still hanging out
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: I WILL LIKE TO SURPRESE U..
Mikel: OKAY
Joyce: Okay
Mikel: U ARE VERY PRETTY WOMAN
Mikel: AND I LIKE U
Joyce: Thanks I like you too
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: I LOVE U JOYCE BECAUSE THE FIRST TIME I SET MY EYES ON U IS LIKE U ARE THE AGEL FROM GOD PALACE..
Joyce: Thanks.  You're the sweetest man on the internet
Mikel:  CAN I SEE UR PRETTY FACE ON CAM..
Joyce: I don't have one
Joyce: Do you?
Mikel: YAEH
Mikel: BUT IS BROKEN
Joyce: That's a shame
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: AND I WANT U TO MAKE MY HEART A NEW HEART AND I WILL ALSO URS TOO ..
Joyce: My neighbor got a new heart several years ago.  It worked fine for a while, but then he got sick and later he turned a weird yellowish color. 
Joyce:  I have new neighbors now.
Mikel: OKAY JOYCE
Mikel: AND CAN I CALL U MY LOVE.
Joyce: You can call me anything you want
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: CAN I WELCOME U WITH ROSES
Joyce: I guess
Mikel: OKAY LOVE
Mikel: THANK U FOR ACCEPTING MY INVITE FOR THE FIRST TIME...
Mikel: I WILL LOVE TILL THE REST OF MY LIFE....
Joyce: You're welcome.  I'll love you until I stop I wanting to
Mikel: OKAY TY
Mikel: CAN GET UR HOME ADDRESS SO THAT I CAN SEND U A ROSES FOR THE FIRST TIME INVITE MY LOVE
Mikel: AND I HOPE U WILL LIKE IT FOR ME...
Joyce: You give me your address first
Mikel: OKAY LOVE
Mikel: I MEAN TO SEND U THE ROSES
Joyce: Yeah
Mikel: OKAY LOVE
Mikel: HEAR IS MY HOUSE ADDRESS MY LOVE
Mikel: 201 south hill street liberal,missouri
Joyce: 9001 Mail Service Center
Raleigh, NC 27699-9001

Note:  This is the address to the NC Attorney General's office.  The NC AG takes online scamming very seriously and has created the website NoScamNC.gov.

Mikel: OKAY LOVE
Mikel: UR NAME
Joyce: Joyce Nelson
Mikel: OKAY LOVE
Mikel: Everytime I think of you, I'm sad. Everytime I hear you're name, I'm mad. But everytime I think of how you made me feel, I'm glad."
Joyce: I'm glad all over
Mikel: OKAY LOVE
Mikel: AND I HOPE NOBODY WILL TEAR ME AND U APART
Joyce: Nobody or nothing will tear me from you
Joyce: Not even cougars
Mikel: OKAY LOVE
Mikel: DFDVI gave my blood to keep your roses red
Joyce: What's DFDVI?
Mikel: IT MEAN THE WAY I LOVE CAN NOT BE DEFINED AS A WORD...
Joyce: Okay.  Now it makes sense because that wasn't a word.
Mikel: SO LOVE WHAT IS UR TIME THERE..
Joyce: 9:26 am
Joyce: How about you?
Mikel: OKAY MY LOVE
Joyce: What time is it where you are?
Mikel: 2.5PM
Joyce: Where are you now?
Mikel: AM IN WEST AFRICA MY LOVE
Joyce: Oh
Joyce: Why?
Mikel: TO CHECK MY STORES AND BUSSINESS UP...
Mikel: DONT WORRY
Mikel: I WILL BE BACK IN USA
Mikel: SOON
Joyce: How soon?
Mikel: I WILL NOT SPEND MORE TIME HERE
Mikel: I WILL COME SOON..
Mikel: OKAY
Joyce: Okay
Mikel: AFTER SENDING U MY LOVE ROSES TO U
Mikel: U ARE MY ANGLE...
Joyce: I'm an acute angle and you are an obtuse
Mikel: TY MY SWEET LOVE
Mikel: U MAKE ME HAPPY AND WHERE AM SAD NOW...
Joyce: I'm sad on the inside but the whiskey makes it go away
Mikel: U ARE MY ANGEL FOREVER...AND EVER
Joyce: Thanks
Mikel: I WISH I COULD SEE UR PRETTY FACE ON CAM..
Joyce: Well I don't have one
Joyce: And neither do you
Mikel: HMMMMMMMMMMMM
Mikel: I WILL SEND SOME OF MY PICS TO U ..
Joyce: Yeah.  That will be great
Mikel: LOVE CAN I MEET U AT UR TIME 2PM
Joyce: No.  I'll be busy this afternoon
Joyce: I'll be online tomorrow
Mikel: OKAY MY LOVE
Mikel: I WILL EXPECTING U AT 2PM
Joyce: I just said no
Mikel: TOMMORROW
Mikel: MY LOVE
Joyce: I'll be busy then too
Mikel: OKAY MY LOVE
Mikel: EVERY THING U SAY IS GOOD TO ME
Joyce: Yeah.  That's right.
Mikel: I WILL BE GOING NOW..
Mikel: GOOD BYE
Joyce: Goodbye
Mikel: HAVE A NICE DAY

The next day...


Joyce: Hello
Mikel: HELLO SWET BABE
Mikel: I AM HAPPY TO SEE U TODAY...
Joyce: I'm glad to see you too
Mikel: SO HOW IS EVERY THING MOVING..
Joyce: Everything's great
Mikel: OKAY MY SWEET ANNIE
Joyce: What?
Joyce: My name isn't Annie
Mikel: how is u sweet son dong today
Joyce: Why did you call me Annie?
Joyce: And what did you say about my son's dong?
Mikel: BECAUSE THE WAY I LOVE IS MY NAME I WILL CALL TO U
Mikel: FOR U BEAUTY AND UR PRETYY
Joyce: I don't like being called another woman's name
Joyce: How would you like it if I called you Kirk?
Mikel: OKAY MY LOVE
Mikel: u know that i love fro the begining
Joyce: I love you too
Mikel: i forget to tell u something yesterday...
Joyce: What?
Mikel: i will like u to reicive some package for me
Joyce: What kind of package?
Mikel: like phones,ipod,shoes etc...
Joyce: No problem
Mikel: okay my sweet love
Mikel: so have u yet reiceive ur roese
Joyce: No
Mikel: oh sorry...
Mikel: they have give me the reciept ...
Joyce: That's sweet, but you don't have to send another
Joyce: Maybe it's just late
Mikel: okay my love
Mikel: is just because when u came into my life things are going on well with me
Mikel: and i think u are the servant of god to me my sweet love
Joyce: Thank youMikel: "Death can not stop true love, it can only delay it for a little while."
Joyce: Are you dying?
Mikel: OH NO....
Joyce: Then why did you say that stuff about death?
Mikel: HOW CAN I DIE AND LIVE MY SWEET LOVE....
Joyce: Yeah.  Thanks for choosing not to die.
Mikel: OKAY MY LOVE....
Mikel: I HOPE TO SEE U UR PRTTY FACE ON CAM...............
Joyce: I don't have one
Joyce: And neither do you
Mikel: WHEN EVER I BOUGHT CAM THEN THE CAM BROKE
Joyce: Okay
Mikel: SO I DECUDE TO NOT BY CAM IN WEST AFRICA AGAIN...
Joyce: No big deal
Mikel: OKAY...
Mikel: U WILL RECIVE UR ROSES SOON....
Joyce: Thank you
Mikel: THE ROSES IS MY BLOOD ANDE UR BLOOD FOR LOVE...
Joyce: Roses are what makes us blood brothers
Mikel: OKAY MY LOVE
Mikel: CAN I SEE UR DIFFRENT PIC
Joyce: That's the only one on my pc
Mikel: REALLY
Mikel: I HOPE U PIC UR SELVE ONE MORE AGAIN....
Joyce: Maybe.  My friend took this pic for me. I can ask for another
Mikel: SO THAT I WIL SEE THAT U ARE MY REAL LOVE
Joyce: What does that suppose to mean?
Joyce: Are you trying to say I'm some kind of fake?
Mikel: OH NOO...
Mikel: AM TRY TO SAY THAT MY LOVE
Joyce: Then why would you say something like that?
Mikel: AM TRY TO SAY THAT I WILL TO TO SEE UR DIFFRENT PIC...
Joyce: And I said this is the only one on my pc
Mikel: BECAUSE THIS PIC IS VERY LOVELY AND GREAT OF U .......
Joyce: You shouldn't be so quick to call someone a fake.
Mikel: OH NO
Mikel: MY LOVE
Joyce: There are a lot of things about you that would give me some questions
Joyce: So I think you should choose your words carefully
Mikel: OKAY MY LOVE
Mikel: AM SORRY
Joyce: I accept your apology
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: "All the world's riches would never be enough to trade my love for him, because he is and always will be priceless."...
Joyce: You need to read this before you copy and paste them
Joyce: That one is about loving a man
Mikel: YEAH
Joyce: So it sounds kinda queer
Mikel: YEAH MY LOVE....
Joyce: Yeah
Joyce: Queer love
Mikel: YES
Mikel: I LOVE U WITH ANYTHING IN UR BODY...
Joyce: Even on taco night?
Mikel: BECAUSE U PLESANT NEAT AND LOVELY IN MY LOVE EYES
Joyce: Thank you
Mikel: I HOPE WE WILL ME ONE DAY ONEDAY
Joyce: One day I hope to meet you too one day
Mikel: okay
Mikel: i have to go and seach somefor my custer
Mikel: okay
Mikel: brb
Joyce: What's custer?
Mikel: customers
Mikel: brb
Joyce: Okay

The next day...


Mikel: hello
Mikel: i missed u soo much
Joyce: Hello
Joyce: I missed you too
Mikel: okay my love...
Mikel: how is every thing going on today with u
Joyce: Everything's great with me
Joyce: How about you?
Mikel: FINE TY
Mikel: SO HOW IS UR SWEET SON DOING TODAY,,?
Joyce: I guess he's fine
Joyce: I haven't talked with him today
Mikel: OKAY MY SWEET LOVE...
Mikel: HAVE U RECIEVE UR SWEET ROSES
Joyce: Yes.
Joyce: They were lovely.
Joyce: Thank you
Mikel: OKAY MY LOVE
Mikel: I HOPE U ARE DOING GREAT TODAY..
Joyce: Yes.  I'm always great
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: TODAY WHAT DID U EAT FOR UR LUNCH..?
Joyce: I had a turkey sandwich
Mikel: WOW..
Mikel: THATS VERY SWEET..
Joyce: I would say it more tangy than sweet
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: I WISH I COULD BE WITH U
Joyce: Me too.  I could have sent you to the store for some Bugles
Mikel: YES
Mikel: I don't know much, but I know I love you..........
Joyce: You're very sweet, Aaron Neville
Mikel: OKAY MY LOVE
Mikel: U MAKE ME GREAT
Mikel: TODAY..
Joyce: I'm glad to hear that
Joyce: I'm sorry, but I will have to leave soon
Joyce: We'll chat again tomorrow
Mikel: I WANT TO ASK U
Joyce: Ask me anything
Mikel: DO U HAVE UR PERSONAL PHONE...?
Joyce: Yes
Joyce: But I do not give out my number
Mikel: OKAY MY LOVE
Mikel: CAN I GIVE U MY NUMBER..?
Joyce: If you want
Mikel: I WILL BE EXPECTING U TOMMORROW
Mikel: OKAY TO GIVE U MY NUMBER..
Mikel: OKAY
Joyce: Is it an international number?
Mikel: YES MY LOVE..
Joyce: I can't make long distance calls
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: NEVER WORRID UR SELF
Mikel: OKAY
Joyce: okay
Joyce: Thanks
Mikel: WHEN I GET THERE I WILL GIVE U
Mikel: OKAY
Joyce: Okay
Mikel: OKAY
Joyce: I will chat with you tomorrow
Mikel: SEE U TOMMOROW ..
Joyce: Goodbye
Mikel: HAVE A NICE DAY
Joyce: :-*
Mikel: AND HAPPY BE UR NAME:-*:x

I didn't chat with Mikel for two days.  I purposely avoided him one of those days.  He sent the following offline messages...


Mikel: (11/23/2006 3:01:40 AM): HELLO
Mikel: (11/23/2006 3:02:01 AM): MY ONLY SWEET LOVE
Mikel: (11/23/2006 3:03:53 PM): i hope everything is going to be okay with u
Mikel: (11/23/2006 3:03:59 PM): by the grace of our allmighty GOD everything is going to be fine
Mikel: (11/23/2006 3:14:38 PM): my agent have send some items to
Mikel: (11/23/2006 3:14:43 PM): so dear
Mikel: (11/23/2006 3:15:05 PM): if u see any name on it
Mikel: (11/23/2006 3:26:14 PM): just keeep it foe me
Mikel: (11/23/2006 3:26:59 PM): and i hope u will do that for me my olny sweet and only love
Mikel: (11/23/2006 3:27:29 PM): i have wondering whether something is happening to u
Mikel: (11/23/2006 3:28:11 PM): and i hope u are fine by the GRACE OF OUR ALMIGHTY GOD
Mikel: (11/23/2006 3:28:49 PM): AND I HOPE TO SEE U TODAY
Mikel: (11/23/2006 3:37:35 PM): HELLO
Mikel: (11/23/2006 4:29:55 PM): hello
Mikel: (11/23/2006 4:30:09 PM): i hope u are there
Mikel: (11/23/2006 4:33:33 PM): BE WITH ME
Mikel: (11/23/2006 4:33:36 PM): LOVE
Mikel: (11/23/2006 4:33:45 PM): I HOPE U WILL BE HEAR
Mikel: (11/23/2006 4:33:49 PM): TODAY
Mikel: (11/23/2006 4:34:17 PM): AND I HOPE IF U COME AND AM NOT AROUND JUST WAIT FOR ME
Mikel: (11/23/2006 4:34:26 PM): AND I WILL BE WITH U
Mikel: (11/23/2006 4:34:34 PM): I WILL NEVER MISS U
Mikel: (11/23/2006 4:34:36 PM): TODAY
Mikel: (11/23/2006 5:15:09 PM): HELLO
Mikel: (11/23/2006 5:48:23 PM): HELLO BABE
Mikel: (11/23/2006 5:48:26 PM): HOW ARE U
Mikel: (11/23/2006 5:48:41 PM): I THINK TODAY IS A THANKS GIVING DAY
Mikel: (11/23/2006 5:48:57 PM): I WISH I COULD BE THERE WITH U

The next day...


Mikel: HELLO
Joyce: Hello
Mikel: I MISSED U SO MUCH
Joyce: I missed you too
Mikel: I HOPE YESTERDAY IS THANKS GIVING...
Joyce: Yes.  It was.
Joyce: It was
Mikel: I HOPE IS VERY FAITHFUL AND NICE
Joyce: Yes.  Nothing extramarital at all
Mikel: OKAY MY LOVE
Mikel: SO WHERE DID U GO YESTERDAY
Mikel: I HAVE BEEN HEAR ALL TIME FOR U
Joyce: I didn't go anywhere
Mikel: BUT I NEVER SAW U ONLINE
Joyce: I didn't come online.  I had better things to do
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: I HOPE EVERY THING IS GOING ON WELL WITH U
Joyce: Yes.  Everything's awesome
Mikel: OKAY MY LOVE
Mikel: YESTERDAY WHEN I NEVER SE  U ONLINE
Mikel: I WAS WONDERING ABOUT U
Joyce: You knew it was Thanksgiving
Mikel: YES
Mikel: AND I PRAYED TO MY GOD
Mikel: SO THAT HE WILL PROTECT U FOR ME
Joyce: Which God is that?
Mikel: THE HEANVLY FATHER
Joyce: What's His name?
Mikel: THE ALMIGHTY GOD
Mikel: WHO BRINGS ME TO THIS WORLD
Joyce: Okay
Mikel: I HOPE UR SON IS DOING GREAT TODAY
Joyce: Yes.  He's fine
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: I WANTED TO TELL U SOMETHING....
Mikel: BUT I NEVER SEE U YESTERDAY...
Joyce: What did you want to tell me?
Mikel: MY AGENTS WHICH THEY IN UK
Mikel: I HAVE GIVING THEM THE ADDRESS U GAVE ME AND I HAVE ORDER SOME THINGS IN UK
Mikel: AND I HOPE U WILL RECIEVE IT FOR ME
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: What kind of things?
Mikel: SOME CELL PHONES AND IPOD
Joyce: Okay
Mikel: SOME OF CUSTOMERS NEED IT
Mikel: THATS WHY I ORDER THAT
Joyce: Okay.  I understand
Mikel: SO IF U SEE ANY NAME ON IT
Mikel: JUST RECIEVE IT
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: Will it be my name or someone else's
Mikel: IS MY NAME LOVE
Joyce: Okay
Mikel: AND THE BILLING I CHOOSE TO PUT MY AGENTS NAME ON IT...
Mikel: AND I HOPE U WILL RECIVE IT FOR ME
Joyce: Yes
Mikel: OKAY LOVE
Mikel: U ARE SWEET LIKE A APPLE
Joyce: Thanks.  You are strong like Colt 45
Mikel: OKAY MY LOVE
Mikel: AND I HOPE NO ONE CAN TEAR AS APART
Joyce: I hope so too
Joyce: I need to go now
Joyce: We'll chat again tomorrow.
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: AND WISH U WILL DO EVERY THING SO NICE AND HAPPY
Joyce: Thanks
Mikel: U ARE MY LOVE FOREVER AND NO ONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND
Joyce: I love you
Joyce: Goodbye
Mikel: GOOD BYE
Mikel: HAVE A NICE DAY
Mikel: SWEET DREAMS

I don't like chatting with Mikel.  Ghanans usually aren't as fun as Nigerians.  I decided to cut this chat short and go invisible...

Less than 10 minutes later, Mikel starts messaging me...


Mikel: HELLO LOVE
Mikel: WHY DO U DO THAT TO ME
Mikel: I WAS AFORMED THAT
Mikel: U HAVE RETURNED SOME ITEMS
Mikel: AND I WAS VERY SHOCK OF THAT
Joyce: That's not true
Joyce: Explain yourself
Mikel: HELLO LOVE
Mikel: THATS TRUE
Joyce: That's a fucking lie
Joyce: I haven't received anything
Mikel: HAVE U RETURN
Mikel: SOME THING
Joyce: NO
Joyce: You better explain yourself right now
Joyce: Because you're really making me angry
Mikel: WHY LOVE
Joyce: You're accusing me of things that I haven't done
Mikel: NO
Joyce: Who told you this bullshit?
Mikel: DONT BE HUNGRY
Mikel: OKAY
Joyce: What?
Mikel: I CALLED THE COMPANY NOW
Mikel: AND THEY SAID THE THINGS I ORDER HAVE BEEN RETURN
Mikel: AND I WAS SHOCK ABT THAT
Joyce: What company?
Mikel: CINGULAR AND MICRO CENTER
Joyce: Did they give you a tracking number?
Mikel: YES
Joyce: Let me see it
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: WAIT A MINUTE
Mikel: 732540861771
Mikel: THATS IT LOVE
Joyce: Is that a FedEx tracking number or DHL?
Mikel: FEDEX
Joyce: Just a sec
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: 689572255819
Mikel: IPOD
Joyce: That's a lie
Joyce: It was not returned
Joyce: It's still with FedEx
Mikel: YES
Joyce: It hasn't been delivered
Mikel: I HAVE TRACK IT NOW
Joyce: Why did you accuse me of returning it?
Joyce: Both are still en route.
Mikel: YES
Joyce: Do you realize that FedEx is closed today?
Mikel: YES
Joyce: Then why did you accuse me of this?
Mikel: SOME OF MY AGENTS WORKED THERE
Mikel: AND SAID SOME OF THINGS WERE RETURNED
Joyce: Your agents are idiots
Mikel: NEVER INSULT MY AGENTS
Joyce: Fuck your agents
Joyce: and FUCK YOU
Joyce: None of you took the time to even track these packages.  You're all a bunch of idiots
Joyce: Never chat with me again
Joyce: And I'm keeping your packages
Mikel: really
Joyce: Yes
Joyce: You have insulted me for the last time
Mikel: i never insulted u
Joyce: Yeah you did.  And I'm keeping the packages out of spite
Mikel:  if you dont send me the packages i will order  about 100 guns  so that you will go to court
Mikel: and u will be in trouble
Joyce: Do it
Joyce: Guns are legal in the US
Joyce: I'll give them out as Christmas presents
Mikel: okay
Mikel: the FBI  will be coming for you tomorrow
Joyce: I'll make them some muffins
Mikel: i will give them the direction
Joyce: How about sending me a Playstation 3 next?
Joyce: My sweet son wants one
Mikel: CAN I GIVE THE ADDRES SO THAT U WILL POST ME THE ITEMS
Joyce: No
Joyce: I'm keeping them
Mikel: POST IT TO ME
Mikel: BY TOMMORWO
Mikel: OKAY
Joyce: No
Joyce: They're mine now
Mikel: DO U GET THE PHONES
Joyce: I will tomorrow
Mikel: CAN U SEND ME ONE OF THE IPOD
Joyce: Give me your address and we'll split them
Mikel: U JUST POST THE IPOD AND ONE PHONE TO ME AND DONT TO BE DISGRACE OF MY CUSTOMERS..
Joyce: Your customers can go suck a cock. I'm keeping everything
Mikel: WHY
Joyce: Because I'm spiteful
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: SO CAN POST THE PHONES FOR ME
Joyce: I'll tell you what.
Joyce: I only want one iPod.
Joyce: I'll send you the stupid phones and anything else that's left over
Mikel: YES
Mikel: U JUST KEEP THE IPOD
Mikel: AND POST THE PHONES
Joyce: We have a deal
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: JUST TAKE  IT
Joyce: Okay
Mikel: SO WHEN WILL U JUST POST THE PHONES
Joyce: Tomorrow
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: I WILL TRY AND BE WITH U TOMMOROW
Joyce: I can't post them without an address
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: I WILL GT IT
Mikel: SO CAN BE TALKING TOMMOROW
Mikel: THIS TIME
Joyce: I'll post them to you, but I don't like you anymore
Mikel: OKAY
Joyce: bye
Mikel: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mikel: HAVE  A GGOD AND  A SAD DAY
Mikel: TODAY
Joyce: i hope you die before tomorrow
Mikel: WHT
Joyce: You heard me
Mikel: ?
Joyce: I'm leaving now
Mikel: JUST GIVE ME UR NUMBER
Joyce: No
Mikel: WHY
Joyce: Because after I post your items, I won't talk to you again
Joyce: And I don't want you to call my home
Mikel: WE WILL MAKE MORE DEALS
Joyce: I didn't want to make this one
Mikel: I HOPE I WILL NEVER CALLED THE FBI INTO THIS DEAL
Joyce: Maybe I already called them about you.
Mikel: OKAY
Mikel: JUST MEET TOMMOROW
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: Bye
Mikel: I HOPE THE IPOD IS VERY NICE
Mikel: =((
Joyce: Yeah.  It's awesome
Mikel: I HOPE TO MEET TOMMOROW
Mikel: BYE

The next day...


Mikel: hello
Joyce: Hello
Mikel: hello
Joyce: Ahoy
Mikel: how are u doing today
Joyce: I'm fine. Just listening to music on my new iPod
Mikel: do u have the packages with u now
Joyce: Yeah.  These things are awesome
Mikel: can i give u the address
Mikel: u send it
Joyce: What's the address?
Mikel: kpakpo alllotey
Mikel: p.o.box ad 737
Mikel: adabraka-accra
Mikel: ghana
Mikel: 23321
Mikel: thats the addres lol
Joyce: Now I have your name and address
Joyce: So you better shut the fuck up about the packages because I'm keeping them
Mikel: plz
Mikel: u are my love before
Mikel: and now u are doing this to me
Joyce: iPods change everything
Mikel: u have them with u
Joyce: I already told you I did.
Joyce: I'm listening to one right now. I might let my dog use the other one
Mikel: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm\
Mikel: i will call fni
Mikel: fbi
Joyce: Do it
Joyce: They love dogs. They won't care.
Joyce: Besides. I have your address. Do you want ME to report YOU?
Mikel: this war to war
Joyce: Damn right it's war
Mikel: and i will talk to them that u are a thief that killed the richest in canada
Mikel: the looking for the person
Mikel: and i will tell them
Mikel: okay
Joyce: Do it
Joyce: No one will believe the lies of an African child
Mikel: i am citizen in missiouri
Joyce: Come on
Joyce: You can barely speak English
Joyce: And you misspelled your own state
Mikel: if u like saty in the house and see wht happen to u tommorow
Mikel: by three days time i will come back to usa
Mikel: because of this case
Joyce: Call me if you need directions
Mikel: u are playing with fire
Joyce: You are playing with yourself
Mikel: we make a deal
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: Here's the deal...
Joyce: I keep the phones and the iPods
Joyce: and I'll mail you the empty boxes
Joyce: But you've gotta pay postage
Mikel: u let me falled
Mikel: up
Joyce: That's the deal
Mikel: plz dont do this to me
Joyce: I'm sorry, but I'm printing the contract right now.
Mikel: okay
Mikel: un just send me one
Joyce: No
Mikel: okay
Mikel: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Joyce: Noooooooooooooooo
Mikel: plz can u just send me one thing
Mikel:okay
Joyce: No. I'm keeping everything.
Mikel:so can u afford me one phone
Joyce: I sold the phones
Mikel:okay
Mikel:so can u send me one ipods so that and one phone so that if all come we will share
Mikel:plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Joyce: No. I'm keeping them
Mikel:CAN U SEND ME ONE PHONE ALL ONE CC
Joyce: What?
Mikel:I MEAN ONE PHONE
Joyce: I aleady told you that I sold them
Mikel:OKAY
Mikel:SEND ME ONE MONEY
Joyce: No.  I'm not sending you shit
Mikel: okay
Mikel: i willl leave every thing to allmight god
Mikel: and i hope every thing is going to be fine
Joyce: Yeah. Everything's going to be just fine
Joyce: ...FOR ME!
Mikel: okay
Mikel: take every thing
Mikel: okayt
Joyce: I will
Mikel: okay
Mikel: byeeeeeeeeeee
Joyce: Bye, Willie
Mikel: man
Joyce: Boy
Mikel: dont call me boy again
Mikel: okay
Joyce: Boy boy boy
Mikel: ur mother ur ur mother ur ur mother ur ur mother ur ur mother ur ur mother ur ur mother ur ur mother ur ur mother ur ur mother ur ur mother ur ur mother ur ur mother ur ur mother ur ur mother ur ur mother ur ur mother ur ur mother ur ur mother ur ur mother ur ur mother ur ur mother ur ur mother ur
Joyce: I'm going to guess 11 years old
Mikel: ur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother asl
Mikel: ur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother asl
Mikel: ur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother aslur mother asl
Joyce: You make me laugh. You are my little clown
Mikel: u are my little mother
Joyce: If I was your mother, I would have aborted you