Mike's Potential Victim:

Joyce Nelson The lovable Joyce is a 61 year old widow.  She is also the proud mother of one son, James.  
About the scammer...
Real Name: Abayomi Aiyedebinu
Email:  jonse_mike347@yahoo.com
Location: Lagos, Nigeria
Profile: MySpace

hi there!!!
i must say i loved reading your profile and would Love to get to know you better...do u have a yahoo IM address or Msn? please if you do kindly add mine to yours...my Yahoo IM is jonse_mike847@yahoo.com...that's my Yahoo IM aswell as my e-mail address..i'll be really looking forward in hearing from you soon..
take care
mike


Mike : hello there
Joyce: Hello
Mike : are you there?
Mike : nice
Joyce: Yes.  I'm here
Mike : how are you doing today ?
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Mike : am great
Mike : am mike
Mike : and u
Joyce: I'm Joyce
Mike : oh that is a very nice name
Joyce: Yeah.  It's the best
Mike : were are you from?
Joyce: NC
Mike : oh how is NC today
Joyce: It's fine
Joyce: Where are you from?
Mike : well am from ohoi
Joyce: How is Ohio today?
Mike : is better
Joyce: Ohio is never better than NC
Mike : how old are you?
Joyce: I'm 55
Mike : am 51yrs old
Mike : so what do you do for living
Joyce: I'm the town garbage inspector
Mike : oh i see
Mike : well am a business man
Joyce: What's the nature of the business?
Mike : buying and selling
Joyce: Buying and selling what?
Mike : fine
Joyce: I can tell you just want to waste my time
Mike : so are you married
Joyce: How about answering the fucking question
Joyce: "Business man" isn't an occupation
Joyce: And "buying and selling" is the most vague response you can give
Mike : mean i have a chorup
Joyce: What's a chorup?
Mike : that am selling someculox
Joyce: What is some culox?
Mike : sorry i will be right back latter okay
Joyce: Forget it
Joyce: I'm done with you
Mike : will you be there for me than
Joyce: No.  Forget we ever met.

Mike seemed too stupid and too easy.  I figured I would come back to him as a different character at a later point.  It turns out that wasn't necessary.  Mike forgot all about this chat and initiated another conversation two days later...


Mike : hello
Joyce: Hello
Mike : how are you doing today?
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Mike : am great
Mike : i have been waithing to see whne you we be online but i can't see you
Mike : were have you been
Joyce: I've been around
Mike : oh i see
Mike : tell me much about you?
Joyce: What do you want to know about me?
Mike : well you'r life syles
Mike : do you have kids
Joyce: I have one son
Mike : oh how is he doing
Joyce: He's doing fine.
Mike : what is he name?
Joyce: James
Mike : very good name
Joyce: Thanks.  I thought of it all by myself
Mike : well i have one son too call bye jeffer
Joyce: Jeffer is a nice name
Mike : he is live in new york
Joyce: My son lives in Raleigh
Mike : oh what is he doing there?
Joyce: He owns a comic book store
Mike : okay
Mike : so what do you do for livig
Joyce: I'm a sanitation engineer
Mike : oh
Mike : i'm business man
Joyce: What kind of business?
Mike : well sales shoe and cloths
Joyce: Very interesting
Mike : so tell me about you'r last relationships
Joyce: My last relationship ended in November
Mike : when
Joyce: November
Joyce: It's month after October and before December
Mike : oh sorry what happen?
Joyce: He died from spider bites
Mike : oh sory
Joyce: It's okay
Joyce: That feels like forever ago
Mike : well i have been married for like 29 yrs but right now am singel man for like 3yes now am wife died in the year 2005
Joyce: If she died in 1998, that would mean that you are single for 2 years
Mike : oh am sorry
Joyce: It's okay.  I have a feeling there will be a lot of corrections to come
Mike : okay
Mike : so that is why am looking for a ladywho can be really nice to me
Joyce: I'm a nice lady and I'm looking for a man to be nice to
Mike : oh okay my there
Mike : so how long have you been on myspace?
Joyce: 11 days
Mike : okay but have you met someone in there that you did talk to
Joyce: No, but I sent Zach Braff a fan letter
Mike : cool
Mike : well am just new there too for like a week
Mike : and you are 1st woman that i we met there
Joyce: Yay!
Mike : you'r welcome to my home
Joyce: Thanks for the invite
Mike : well right now i'm in farican
Joyce: Farican?
Mike : yes
Joyce: Where is Farican?
Mike : i'm in nigeria
Joyce: Oh.  You meant Africa
Mike : that is here i'm do my business but i we be soon back home to met you
Joyce: I hope your business trip is going successfully
Mike : yes it is
Mike : do you hve anymore pics for me to see
Joyce: Yes.  Do you have any others?
Mike : do you see me now



Mike : oh you are so excremely beatiful
Joyce: Thank you.  You are so excremently handsome
Mike : thanks
Joyce: I'm sorry, but I need to go now
Mike : so whne are you coming back online?
Joyce: Another time
Mike : leter tonight ?
Joyce: No.  I'll be online tomorrow. We'll chat then
Mike : ok
Mike : i we be here for you than
Joyce: Okay
Mike : mail me when you get back home okay
Joyce: Talk to you later
Mike : okay
Joyce: Bye
Mike : i love you
Joyce: I love you too
Mike : bye for now
Mike : am out too

The next day...


Mike : how are you doing today i hope all is going fine honey i want you to know that i really do miss you so much
Joyce: Hello
Mike : how are you doing?
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Mike : nothing much
Mike : so how is everything going?
Mike : how is you'r son?
Joyce: Everyone is fine.
Joyce: Thanks for asking
Mike : okay there
Mike : Multiply it by infinity, take it to the depths of forever and you'll still only have a glimpse of how much I love you
Joyce: Thanks
Mike : Why do I love you? Because you are and always have been my dream.
Joyce: Thanks
Mike : Even though were far apart I love you dearly with all my heart.
Joyce: I love you too
Mike : i love you too honey
Mike : honey tell me what.s going on there you are?
Joyce: What?
Mike : i mean who are you livig wath you'r family or you'r ohon
Joyce: Are you drunk?
Mike : yes my love
Mike : i'm so sorry'
Joyce: We'll chat again another day when you're sober
Joyce: Bye
Mike : no
Mike : talk to me now
Mike : The more I know you, the more I love you
Joyce: Sleep it off, beardy
Joyce: Bye

About 45 minutes later...

Mike : hello honey
Mike : i'm right back
Mike : are you there?
Mike : we can now chat better
Mike : :-*:-*:-* I LOVE YOU SO MUCH :-*:)

Two days later...


Joyce: Hello
Mike : hello sweet
Mike : how are you doing my love
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Mike : nothing much
Mike : how is everything going?
Joyce: Everything's fine
Mike : honey do you have a boy firend
Joyce: Yes
Mike : in there?
Joyce: You
Mike : i mean in there
Joyce: In where?
Mike : there you are
Joyce: I am where?
Mike : yes i know you there but i want to know if you do have boy firend in there?
Joyce: Where is there?
Mike : you don;y know waht i mean
Joyce: If you care to tell me where is there, then I'll be there to care
Mike : hoeny i mean if you have boy firend if not me
Joyce: Just you
Mike : very good
Mike : thanks for that
Joyce: You're welcome
Mike : honey tell me something about you were is you'r family
Joyce: My only family is my son
Mike : oh really
Joyce: Yes
Mike : were is you'r father livig
Joyce: My parents both died when I was very young
Mike : oh nice
Joyce: WHAT?
Mike : i'm sorry for that
Joyce: Why would you say nice?
Joyce: Do you think it's nice that a child was raised without her mother or father?
Joyce: or do you think it's nice that I lived in 12 different orphanages?
Mike : no my love i was not thinking soo
Joyce: You should start thinking more often because that was a horrible thing for you to say
Mike : i;m sorry there
Mike : i love you
Joyce: i love you too
Joyce: But please be more careful of the words that you say
Mike : oh honey please i'm very much sorry ok
Joyce: I accept your apology
Mike : Amid the gloom and travail of existence suddenly to behold a beautiful being; and as instantaneously to feel an overwhelming conviction, that with that fair form, our destinies must be entwined, this is love
Joyce: Thanks
Mike : Cowboy take me away, fly this girl as high as you can into the wild blue. Set me free oh I pray. Closer to heaven above and closer to you."
Cowboy take me away, fly this girl as high as you can into the wild blue. Set me free oh I pray. Closer to heaven above and closer to you.:-*:">
Joyce: What the fuck?
Mike : Loving someone is like caring for a garden, love it too much or too little and it dies, but love it just right and it will live forever
Joyce: No more Dixie Chicks lyrics? 
Joyce: Wide Open Space?
Joyce: Travelling Soldier?
Joyce: Goodbye Earl?
Mike : honey very mine i will be soon there for you
Joyce: I hope so.  I can't wait to meet you in person
Mike : okay honey
Mike : i do thinking about you so much
Mike : honey you will you be there for me tonight
Mike : cus i'm about out
Joyce: Out of what?
Mike :  i mean i'm for a business right now
Joyce: You're going out of business?
Mike : well i thinking i will do that latter
Joyce: Okay...
Mike : Hey, Honey ... I miss you. I'm just here thinking about you, like I always do. I hope you're as happy as me; Sunday is almost here again. The thought of you in my arms right now sounds so good to me. I just want you to know how much I love you
Joyce: okay
Mike : I'll sweep you off your feet, and make God regret he left an angel behind.":-*:-*:">:)
Joyce: Okay
Mike : okay
Mike : I should have been more careful. I was blinded by your halo, so I never noticed the horns
Joyce: WHAT?
Joyce: That's fucked up
Mike : okay i'm sorry
Joyce: You really need to read these shit before you copy and paste them
Mike : okay
Joyce: You just called me the devil
Mike : ok
Mike : Don't let your mind rule over your heart
Mike : Where so ever you go, go with all your heart
Joyce: I'm going alright
Joyce: I'm signing off right now
Mike : honey can you give me a call
Joyce: Not unless it's a U.S. number
Mike : nope
Mike : nigria
Joyce: Then it's not possible
Joyce: I only have a local plan. I can't make international calls
Mike : okay
Mike : honeyi'm about to go for the business that i toid you
Joyce: You have my permission
Mike : yes my love
Mike : i love you
Joyce: I love you too
Mike : thinking you very much
Mike : bye
Joyce: I'll be thinking of you too
Joyce: Bye
Mike : good bye

It's now time for the scam.  Judging from the previous chats, you would think that Mike is too stupid to handle this all on his own.  You're right.  Another Nigerian took over the role of Mike at this point...


Joyce: Hello
Joyce: Are you still there?
Joyce: Is everything okay?
Mike : yes everything is alright just alittle sad
Joyce: Why are you sad?
Mike : yes you know i care so much about you
Mike : and I won't hide anything for you
Joyce: Yes.  I care for you too
Mike : that's very and good
Mike : I really want to be with you to God
Joyce: You're dying?
Mike : and Arn't you tired of being lonely and alone
Joyce: Are you talking about forming a suicide pact?
Mike : no
Mike : I just arragement my travelling to come to meet you
Joyce: Oh!
Joyce: I'm so glad to hear that
Mike : yap. I think that would be great right?
Joyce: It is amazing!
Mike : Yes I already paid down $1000 for my agent
Mike : and It's gonna remain $700 to complete my ticket
Joyce: Oh.  Okay
Mike : so I want you to help me out
Joyce: How do you need me to help?
Mike : I'll need you to support me with the $700
Joyce: How am I supposed to send you the money? Can I write a check?
Mike : Through Western Union
Joyce: Oh okay.  That would be faster
Mike : Yap
Mike : And I'll need your Home address and Your Airport name and Your full name and Your Phone number
Mike : So I can have it write down and as soos as I paid the remaing money I'll forward you my flight information
Mike : So you'll be able to pick me up at the airport
Joyce: My address is:
Joyce: 615 N. Front St. / Wilmington, NC 28403
Mike : Airport name
Mike : and Your full name and Phone number
Joyce: There's only one airport in Wilmington
Joyce: It's Wilmington International (ILM)
Joyce: My full name is Joyce Nelson
Joyce: My phone number is 910-641-0745.  
Joyce: I I only have a local plan so the number won't work unless you're calling from the U.S.
Mike : Yap Darling
Joyce: Is that all the info you need?
Mike : Yes
Mike : Okey Dear
Mike : So when are you gonna send me the money?
Joyce: Well I think I need your information first
Mike : Okey hold on
Joyce: Okay
Mike : Name: ABAYOMI AIYEDEBINU
Address: 12 ISAAC JOHN
City: FADEYI
State: LAGOS
Zipcode: 23401
Country: NIGERIA
Text Question: What's your wife name
Text Answer: Joyce
Mike : Have it write down?
Joyce: Who is that name?
Mike : My Agent Information
Joyce: What kind of agent?
Mike : My travelling Agent
Mike : That I just need to pay the remaing Balance that's all
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: I'm writing it down now
Mike : Okey Dear Love
Mike : Okey So when should I be expecting it?
Joyce: I'll send it later today
Mike : Okey Honey
Joyce: Will you be online tonight?
Mike : Sure
Mike : I'll be online waiting for you my Dear
Joyce: Okay.  We'll chat later
Mike : Are you going out?
Joyce: Yes.  I have to go a few places before sending the money
Mike : Okey I'll be here waiting for you then
Joyce: Okay
Mike : Yap Dear
Mike : I love your smile Sweetie
Joyce: Thank you very much
Mike : Thanks very much...
Joyce: You're welcome
Mike : You're so much
Joyce: Yeah
Joyce: Talk to you later
Mike : Okey Dear
Joyce: Bye
Joyce: I love you
Mike : Bye Love you too

Later that day...


Mike : are you there?
Joyce: Hello
Mike : How are you doing
Mike : Hi Sweetie
Mike : Are you back?
Joyce: Yes.  I'm back now
Mike : Am here My Wife
Joyce: Yeah, me too
Mike : So What's happing?
Mike : What are you up to?
Joyce: Nothing much.  I just drinking a Dew
Mike : WoW I wish I was there with you
Mike : To Hold you Kiss you
Joyce: Yeah.  I would probably give you a swig
Mike : Yes it's would be great! and Parfect
Joyce: Yes.  I would probably give you the last third since that's mostly backwash
Mike : Yap...
Mike : So Have you got back from Western Union
Joyce: Yes.  About an hour ago
Mike : Can I have the Number so I can write it down?
Joyce: Just a minute
Joyce: I want to talk first
Mike : Cool Go ahead
Joyce: Because I want to make sure there's nothing funny going on
Mike : ?
Joyce: You're just not acting the same
Joyce: You're typing faster, and you're commicating better
Mike : Well Darling You're right
Mike : I have been having problem with my system
Mike : Always act up and so bad It's make me go crazy always
Mike : Sometimes I decided not to On it
Joyce: So your "system" makes a mildly retarded individual sound like an almost average person?
Mike : What make's you think so?
Joyce: Something's different here.  I want to make sure you're really my Mike
Mike : Yap It's me Sweetheart
Joyce: Okay
Mike : Are you okey too?
Mike : My Queen?
Joyce: Yes.  I'm fine.  Thank you for asking
Mike : Am Glad too My Queen
Joyce: yeah
Mike : We are gonna share our life together
Mike : Am listen to a Song right now
Joyce: What song?
Mike : James Blunt
Mike : You're so Beautiful
Joyce: Yes. I've heard that song before
Mike : Oh really Did you like it My Sweetheart
Joyce: No. I hate the song, and I hate that googly eyed James Blunt even more
Mike : lol....... Darling
Mike : He's from United Kingdom
Joyce: That could explain teh googly eyes
Mike : lol Darling
Mike : So Darling Can I have the Control. so I can write down we can Continue talking
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: Just a sec
Joyce: let me get the receipt
Mike : Okey
Joyce: MTCN # 7003681580
Mike : Love you so Much Darling
Joyce: I love you too
Mike : I love you too Sweetheart
Mike : So Sweetheart as soon as I get back from my Bank tomorrow
Mike : I'll let you know when i'll be sending you the Flight Information
Mike : and When am leaving okey?
Joyce: Okay.  Thank you
Mike : Yes My Dear Love
Mike : So Am so glad and happy Sweetheart
Joyce: Not as happy as me
Mike : How long have you been single My dear Love?
Joyce: What?
Mike : Am Tired of being lonely and alone Sweetheart
Joyce: Did we not go into a lengthy discussion about this?
Mike : Yes I know My Queen
Mike : Am just telling you how happy I am
Joyce: OMG
Joyce: I was right
Joyce: You're not Mike Jonse
Joyce: What have I done?
Mike : Yes I am sweetheart
Mike : Sweetheart It's me
Mike : Hello Darling
Mike : Darling here is me
Mike : I swear To God
Mike : It's me
Mike : sweetheart
Mike : It's me Sweetheart
Mike : I swear to God
Mike : It's me
Mike : Are you there?
Mike : Talk to me
Mike : Hello
Mike : Talk to me
Mike : It's me
Mike : Hello believe me
Mike : Hello
Mike : You there
Mike : Talk to me Sweetheart
Mike : Believe me Please
Mike : Hello
Mike : It's me Your Mike
Mike : It's me Mike
Mike : Hello Sweetie
Mike : It's me Believe me
Mike : U THERE?
Mike : U THERE
Mike : am waiting on you to come back
Mike : Joyce it's me mike
Mike : believe me okey
Mike : hello sweetie
Mike : i want you to talk to me
Mike : mike
Mike : it's me mike
Mike : it's me mike
Mike : helloooo
Mike : you remember what you told me
Mike : that only your son he's your friend
Mike : and remember the day i told you that my son is asking about you
Mike : talk to me
Mike : you there
Mike : Joyce
Mike : are you there with me
Mike : Have you drink?
Mike : you don't wanna talk to me that means you're drunk
Joyce: Fuck you
Joyce: There goes your money, asshole
Mike : it's me mike
Joyce: Consider your money GONE
Joyce: Nobody calls me drunk
Mike : No I didn't mean to
Joyce: Damn you to hell, whoever you are
Joyce: You will never get the money.  I will cancel the transaction before you get it
Mike : please sweetie
Mike : believe me it's me Mike
Mike : am not after the money sweetie
Mike : am after your love and your soul and your heart
Mike : am it's me Mike
Mike : believe me
Mike : joyce
Mike : you here with me or not
Mike : u there with me
Mike : am here still waiting on you
Mike : you gonna make me cry joyce why?
Mike : talk to me
Mike : am here with you
Mike : please talk to me
Mike : remember all the pass
Mike : please forgive me
Mike : am baging you please
Mike : will you please talk to me
Mike : joyce
Mike : it's me mike
Mike : u there
Mike : honey believe me i'm the one talking to you
Mike : hello
Mike : you there?
Mike : hi
Mike : u there>?
Mike : Please talk to me
Mike : U there
Mike : Joyce
Mike : U there?
Mike : Please talk to me
Mike : Are you there with me
Mike : Will you listen to me
Mike : Joyce
Mike : U there
Mike : Don't you wanna talk to me anymore?
Mike : believe me i swear to god
Mike : it's me
Mike : believe me
Mike : asked me anything
Joyce: The other man I chatted with was stupid, but I loved him anyway
Joyce: You're different
Joyce: You're smug and I don't like you
Joyce: You're not the Mike Jonse I knew
Mike : believe me Joyce
Mike : am here with you
Mike : it.s me
Mike : do you still remember my son is in New York
Mike : all what  i told youu
Mike : please bear with me
Mike : okey since you don't believe me
Mike : am going to bed and i'll talk to you tomorrw

Mike sent the following late night responses over the next two days...


Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 12:48:34 AM): hello my love
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 12:48:57 AM): how are you doing i hope everything is great today
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 12:49:25 AM): honey i want you to know that i really love you so much and i do missed you much
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 12:49:48 AM): how is you'r son doing i hope nothing much to he
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 12:50:34 AM): well honey so you mena you can't help me out to get to met you in there you are
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 12:51:35 AM): want you to know that i'm the right one you sent money for
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 12:51:43 AM): I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 12:51:58 AM): AND I CAN'T DO WITHOTU YOU
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 12:52:41 AM): I WANT YOU TO BE THERE FOR ME LATTER TODAY SO THAT WE CAN CHAT BETTER
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 12:53:16 AM): I MISS YOU SO MUCH
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 12:53:49 AM): I WE BE RIGHT BACK TO CHECK IF YOU WE BE THERE OKAY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 12:54:13 AM): HONEY COME AND TALK TO ME AGAIN
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 12:56:44 AM): hoeny i want you to know that you'r my wife
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 1:17:04 AM): my love I see in your eyes gentle passion and tenderness. What you see in my eyes is just a reflection of yourself
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 1:19:02 AM): i we be irght back to check if you we be there
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 1:19:29 AM): talk to you latter today
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 1:19:49 AM): You are my love; you are my life, my heart and soul, the truest friend I've ever known. You are my world, all of my dreams, my fantasy, my reality. I love every thing you are.
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 1:20:22 AM): honey i hope you know how much i love you
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 1:20:53 AM): i want you to be there for me lattet today okay
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 1:21:01 AM): I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 1:21:37 AM): I HAVE BE HERE WAIT FOR YOU BUT I CAN\T GET TO SEE YOU ONLINE
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 1:49:03 PM): hey were are you ?
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 1:49:32 PM): i love you i miss you so much
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 1:51:49 PM): hoeny i want you to know that i was no't the one on my ID that inght
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 1:53:22 PM): that was someone sak
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 1:58:20 PM): honey that night i was SIGIN IN MY ID BUT i can't get in my ID AGAIN
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 1:59:53 PM): I HOPE YOU NEVERY SENT YOU'R MONEY TO SOMEONE SAK
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 2:00:14 PM): I HOPE SOO MY LOVE
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 2:01:53 PM): honey it.s really me you'r love MIKE
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 2:04:12 PM): were are you honey
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 2:06:09 PM): how is you'r son HONEY COME BACK TO MIKE CUS MIKE DO LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 2:06:49 PM): I MISS YOU
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 2:09:59 PM): WERE ARE YOU WORK OR HOME CUS I WANT TO TEEL YOU WHAT REALLY HIPONE
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 2:13:59 PM): AM HERE WAITHING FOR YOU TO GET ONLINE
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 2:18:54 PM):
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 2:19:41 PM): were are you my love i can't did without you in my life
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 2:20:02 PM): pls come and talk to me online
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 2:21:48 PM): Hey, Honey ... I miss you. I'm just here thinking about you, like I always do. I hope you're as happy as me; Sunday is almost here again. The thought of you in my arms right now sounds so good to me. I just want you to know how much I love you.
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 2:41:50 PM): were are you my love

Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 11:33:24 PM): are you there?
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 11:34:34 PM): honey were are you . love we need to talk pls
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 11:37:10 PM): honey i really missed you so much  and i can't do without you in my life i want you to know that
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 11:42:46 PM): honey it.s really me mike talk to you okay
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 11:49:56 PM): honey come back to me cus i need you so much in my life and you are the one for me
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 11:54:26 PM): were are yopu
Mike Jonse (2/2/2007 11:54:35 PM): you?
Mike Jonse (2/3/2007 12:07:13 AM): honey i want you to be there latter today for cus i want to tell you something okay
Mike Jonse (2/3/2007 12:21:35 AM): i love you so much
Mike Jonse (2/3/2007 12:25:49 AM): LOVE I GUESS YOPU
Mike Jonse (2/3/2007 12:26:17 AM): YOU'R NO'T THERE FOR NOW

Two days after our last chat...


Mike : hello honey
Joyce: Is this really Mike?
Mike : how are you doing my love
Mike : yes it.s me
Joyce: Who was using your account?
Mike : i that know
Joyce: I knew it wasn't you
Mike : that day i was sign in my ID but i can.t get it
Mike : i hope you have' t snet you'r money to someone sak
Joyce: I sent the money, but I got it back before he could steal it
Mike : very good
Mike : so have you get you'r money back
Joyce: Yes.  It's in my purse
Mike : good
Joyce: I hope you changed your password
Mike : yes
Joyce: What did you change it to?
Mike : my son name jeffery

Note from James: No he didn't.  I tried every variation of the name, including misspellings.

Joyce: Please make sure no one else uses your account again
Mike : okay
Mike : honey i really miss you so much
Joyce: I miss you too
Mike : I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH
Mike : I WE BE SOON BACK HOME OK
Joyce: I'm glad to hear that
Mike : CUS I DO REALLY LIKE YOU SO MUCH
Joyce: Thanks
Mike : SO HOENY TELL ME WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING ABOUT ME
Joyce: You don't want to know
Mike : HOW I DO WAHT
Joyce: Yeah
Mike : SO HONEY WHNE ARE YOU GOING TO RESNET THE MONEY SO THAT I CAN GET TO GET BACK TO YOU?
Joyce: What?
Joyce: That wasn't you that asked for money
Mike : HOW DO YOU MEAN?
Joyce: That was the same man
Mike :  i'm the noe toid you to going and snet me somemoney to get back to the state but i was not the really  one  there that night
Joyce: He talks differently from you.  I could tell it was the same person from that night
Mike : yes that was not me online that night it was someone sak
Joyce: Okay
Mike : i mean i was not the one you give Control to
Joyce: I know
Mike : cool
Mike : so honey when are you going to resnet me the money so that i can be there bye is coming week
Joyce: I'll do it later
Mike : latter when honey cus i want to be there bye nxest week
Joyce: I have to go out later this afternoon.  I'll probably do it then
Mike : i can;t wait to see you
Mike : so whne you snet the money psl mail me okay not online again
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: I'll send it later
Mike : okay
Mike : I LOVE YOU
Joyce: I love you too
Mike : HONEY I GET TO GO NOW OKAY
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: Goodbye, Mike
Mike : SEE YOU SOON
Mike : BYE
Joyce: Bye
Mike : I LOVE YOU
Mike : LOVE YOU
Joyce: I love you too
Mike : I LOVE YOU

The next day...


Mike : hello honey
Joyce: Hello
Mike : how are you doing today?
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Mike : nothing much honey
Mike : how is you;r son
Joyce: He's fine
Mike : good honey
Mike : I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Mike : AND I DO THINKING BOUT YOU SO MUCH :-*
Joyce: I love you too and I think of you always
Mike : HAVE YOU SNET THE MONEY?
Joyce: Yes
Mike : SO HOENY CAN I HAVE THE MTCN NUMBRE?
Joyce: MTCN # 7008661501
Joyce: Joyce Nelson / 615 N. Front St. / Wilmington, NC 28403
Mike : OKAY HONEY
Mike : THINKING FOR THAT I HAVE IT NOW
Mike : I WLL LET YOU KNOW AS SOON AS I GET THE MONEY  TOMORROW
Joyce: Thank you
Mike : HONEY SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO FOR ME TOMORROW WHEN I GET THERE
Joyce: LOL. Even if you left bought the ticket tomorrow, you wouldn't arrive tomorrow
Mike : WAHT ARE YOU GOING TO COOK FOR ME TOMORROW?
Mike : LOL REALLY
Joyce: Yeah
Joyce: You don't even know if there are any seats available for a flight tomorrow
Mike : I HOPE EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE TOMORROW AS SOON I GET THERE
Joyce: It'll probably be Tuesday or Wednesday before you arrive
Joyce: There's no way you can buy a ticket, and find a flight directly from Africa to Wilmington, NC
Mike : OKAY
Mike : I WILL CALL YOU AS SOON I GET THERE
Joyce: Yeah.  Good idea
Joyce: Have you ever been on an airplane before?
Mike : YES HONEY
Joyce: Okay... Just wondering
Mike : HOENY I WILL GIVE YOU A VERYNICE KISS TOMORROW
Joyce: Look... You don't know if you're flight is directly from Africa to the U.S.
Joyce: Your plane would probably go from Africa to the UK
Joyce: Then the plane would redirect to a major US airport
Joyce: And then there would be another flight from that airport to my airport in Wilmington
Mike : IT IS FROM AEICA TO U.S
Joyce: How do you know?  You haven't even bought the ticket yet
Mike : YES
Mike : I LOVE YOU SO MUCH HONEY
Joyce: I love you too
Mike : HONEY WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO WORK TOMORROW?
Joyce: 8:00 am
Mike : OKAY SO WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO BE BACK HOME?
Joyce: I don't know
Mike : I WILL LET YOU KNOW AS SOON I GET THERE TOMORROW
Joyce: Yeah
Mike : I LOVE YOU MY WIFE
Joyce: Please don't call me your wife
Mike : WHY HONEY?
Joyce: Because I asked you not to
Mike : NO HOENY DON'T THINKING SO OKAY
Joyce: We're not married, so don't call me your wife
Mike : OKAY I WILL CALL YOU MY WIFE TOMORROW WHEN I GET THERE TO YOU
Joyce: First, I'm not your wife
Joyce: Don't say it again
Mike : OKAY MY LOVE
Joyce: Second, it's impossible for you to arrive tomorrow
Mike : WHY HONEY
Joyce: I already explained how flights work
Mike : I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Joyce: Can I ask you a personal question?
Mike : YES
Joyce: Do you have a learning disability?
Mike : I DONT UNDERSTAND
Joyce: That answers my question
Mike : YES I DO
Joyce: Ohhhhhhh
Mike : WHAT ABOUT YOU?
Joyce: No
Joyce: I don't know how to say this, but I don't think things will work out between us
Joyce: I don't want to have to care for someone their whole life
Mike : OH IT.S OKAY HONEY
Joyce: People with learning disabilities require a lot of attention and care
Joyce: That's just not for me
Mike : OH HUN IT'S OKAY..
Joyce: No. It's not
Mike : WELL'LL BE WELL
Joyce: I don't want to be special ed teacher
Joyce: You need to find someone else
Mike : I KNOW GOD WANT US TOGETHER
Joyce: I'm breaking up with you
Mike : BO U ARE THE RIGHT PERSONE FOR ME HUN
Joyce: I have nothing against retarded people.  I just want to care for them
Mike : PLZ DNT SAY THAT
Joyce: I'm sorry. 
Joyce: I meant mentally challenged
Joyce: I guess you left
Joyce: That means you agree with me
Joyce: Goodbye, Mike
Joyce: It was fun while it lasted, but it's over now
Joyce: I will be getting my money back today
Joyce: Have a nice life
Joyce: Bye

About 20 minutes later...

Mike : hello honey
Mike : are you there?
Mike : were are you my love ?
Mike : i want you to know that i really do love you so much
Mike : and i can't do without you
Mike : honey verymine as soon as i get the money i will let you know okay
Mike : honey if you do really love me as i do pls that get the money back
Mike : hoeny i can't know if you'r intelligent all i no is that i really do love you so much
Mike : and honey if you do love me too don't do that you say you'r going to peek up you'r money back okay
Mike : just let me get there okay cus i do love you so much
Mike : honey i'm so sorry sngin out withour your know
Mike : sorry for that okay

The next day...


Mike : hello honey
Mike : are you there?
Mike : hello honey
Mike : are you there?
Mike : i'm right now for you
Joyce: Please wait
Joyce: I'm on the phone right now
Mike : how do you mean love
Mike : how are you doing?
Joyce: brb
Mike : what are you doing or were are you going to?
Mike : oh i guees you have met someone sak
Joyce: I'm talking to my son
Joyce: Now please shut the fuck up and wait
Mike : why are you doing this to me
Mike : so you mean you can not talk to me when you'r talking to you'r son right?
Joyce: Act like an adult and wait your turn
Mike : honey i want to talk to you right so sorp doing this to me
Joyce: Fuck you
Joyce: I'm talking with my son.   He's more important
Mike : i'm so sorry
Mike : i'm here waithing?
Mike : i love you?
Mike : okay
Joyce: I'm back
Mike : okay honey
Mike : how are you doing today?
Joyce: I'm okay
Mike : thanks god
Mike : so are at home right now?
Joyce: yes
Mike : i love you
Joyce: I'm sorry, but I do not love you anymore
Joyce: I thought we discussed this yesterday
Mike : why
Joyce: For one reason, you have a learning disability.  I don't want to care for someone on that level
Joyce: Also, you are using a fake picture
Mike : no i dont
Joyce: Yes
Joyce: You're using the photo of a U.S. soldier that died in the War on Terror
Mike : i'm no't okay
Mike : oh am so sorry
Joyce: So you admit that you are using a fake pic?
Joyce: or do I need to prove it?
Joyce: http://home.earthlink.net/~corndognugget/Mike%20Jonse.html

Mike : nope i really the one in that pics
Joyce: No.  That man was Col. Sanders.  One of the finest men to serve in our nation's military
Joyce: You are not him
Mike : oh hoeny why are you doing this to me
Joyce: Because you've been lying to me
Mike : how do i lying to you tell me
Joyce: You are not the man pictured
Mike : nothing like that honey
Mike : i'm the one in that pice
Joyce: You're not.  You're impersonating one of our country's slain heroes.
Joyce: You're a big ass faker
Mike : sorp say that pls
Mike : i dont like how you talk to me today
Joyce: I don't like how you've been treating our troops
Joyce: You practically pissed on this man's grave
Mike : not it.s not
Joyce: There's a special place in hell waiting for you
Mike : oh meik me feel like i'm not a man?
Joyce: Maybe you're not
Joyce: Because you're definitely not THAT man
Mike : i want you to know somethinking
Joyce: Col. Sanders was a real man's man
Joyce: A pathetic person like you wouldn't be allowed to wipe the shit from his ass
Mike : oh honey sorp say that pls
Joyce: Everything you say is one big lie
Mike : see sorp calling me a liar okay i dont really like that pls
Joyce: You are a liar, and I hope you die today
Mike : if you dont want to give me you'r money thn you live not to been aclling me aliar
Joyce: You will get NOTHING from me
Joyce: We're finished
Mike : how
Joyce: Bye forever
Mike : i'm in love with you
Joyce: I hate you more than I hate anyone in the world
Joyce: I want you to die the same way Col. Sanders did.
Joyce: Bye forever
Mike : no i'm not
Mike : well if you say so bye