Mark's Potential Victim:

Joyce Nelson The lovable Joyce is a 50 year old widow.  She is also the proud mother of one son, James.  Also, she's really a 27 year old man.
About the scammer...
Name:  Mark Harrison / Micheal Nartey
Email: mrharrison_mark@yahoo.com
Location:  Accra, Ghana
Telephone:  00233-0276650250
Profile:  MySpace
Note:  The second scammer pictured on the left will be explained later in the transcript.

Hello, my angel
I'm Mark Harrison By Name.I was searching Through Some Bunch of Profiles Suddenly I came Across Yours It Seems Very Nice To Me..I was Intrigue when I read Your Profile..I Hope you are doing Great Today and Your Day went as You have always wished.. I'm Open Minded,Caring,Respective,Easy Going,Compassionate,Tender Loving,Affectionate ,Trust Worthy ,Honest and God Fearing..I don't Discriminate in terms of Ethnic Differences, Religion Differences and I really don't Think that Distance should be Barrier in a Relationship..Am looking forward to meet an Intelligent, Honest ,Caring ,Faithful , loving Affectionate, loyal and understanding woman. I was always told that nice looking is in the eyes of the Beholder. Today, I can truly say if I was asked to define nice looking i'do see.talk to you later
Mark.............takecare...bye and u can pls give me your yahoo id so that i can add u at yahoo so that we can meet there and also know much more about ourselfs ok



Mark: HI
Mark: HOW U DOING
Joyce: Hello
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Mark: FINE
Mark: SO HOW IS U DAY
Joyce: Great!
Mark: THANK GOD
Mark: SO CAN U TELL ME SOMETHING A BOUT U SELF OK
Joyce: What would you like to know?
Mark: OK ABOUT U SELF AND U FAMILY DEAR
Joyce: My only family is my son
Mark: OK
Mark: SO WHAT DO U DO FOR ALEAVING
Joyce: I'm a book supplier
Mark: AND WHAT STATE DO U LIVE
Joyce: NC
Mark: OK THAT IS  GOOD
Mark: AM ALSO A  SELF EMPLOYEE
Mark: AND AM ORIGINALLY FROM AFRICA
Joyce: How did you know that I was self employed?
Mark: NO MY QUEEN AM TELLING U ABOUT MY SELF  MY PRINCESS
Joyce: Yeah, but you said "also" self employed
Joyce: That implies familiarity
Mark: YEA AM ALSO A SELF EMPLOYEE AND I EXPORT GOODS AND SOME CLOTHES OK
Joyce: Okay
Mark: I HAVE BEEN TO SOME OF THE WORLD
Joyce: Me too
Mark: UMMMMMMMMMM REALLY
Joyce: Yes
Mark: SO CAN U TELL ME THE COUNTRYS U HAVE BEEN  BEFORE
Joyce: Australia, Ireland, Poland, Portugal and Constantinople
Mark: REALLY THAT IS GOOD
Mark: I HAVE ALSO BEEN TO THE STATE, ITALY,GERMANY AND SOME OF TEH AFRICA COUNTRY
Joyce: Okay
Mark: SO ARE U A LONE ALL WITH U SON DEAR
Joyce: My son doesn't live me
Mark: OK HONEY
Mark: SO U LIVE ALONE
Joyce: Yes
Joyce: Just me and my dog
Mark: OK
Mark: SO WHAT IS THE NAME OF U DOG
Joyce: O.J.
Mark: UMMMMMMMMM REALLY I LIKE THAT NAME
Joyce: Thanks
Mark: MY QUEEN SO WHAT I U UP TO
Mark: COS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHERE U STAY COS I WILL BE COMING BACK TO THE STATE
Joyce: I live in North Carolina
Joyce: I told you this earlier
Mark: YEAH
Mark: SO  WHAT ABOUT U HUSBAND HONEY
Joyce: He died in 1998
Mark: SORRY HONEY
Joyce: It's okay.  It should have been sooner
Mark: HONEY WOULD U LIKE IF I COME TO U
Mark: COS I WOULD BE COMING TO THE STATE
Joyce: That would be great!
Mark: HONEY SO HAVE U BEEN TO AFRICA BEFORE
Joyce: No.  Never been there
Mark: OK MY QUEEN  I HOPE ONE DAY I WILL  BRING  U TO MY MOTHERLAND OK MY PRINCESS
Joyce: Maybe
Mark: OK MU QUEEN
Mark: I THINK U REALLY LIKE FLOWERS HONEY
Joyce: Not really
Joyce: Flowers remind me of funerals
Mark: I HOPE U LIKE IT COS I WANT TO BUT U SOME FLOWERS
Joyce: No thanks
Joyce: I've been to so many funerals that I feel dead inside
Mark: HONEY I DONT BELIEVE  SOME WOMANS COS OF WHAT I HAVE GONE THROUGH HONEY
Joyce: What?
Mark: HONEY I DONT WANT TO  TALK ABOUT IT  BUT IF U WILL BE REALLY HONEST WITH ME THEN I WILL TELL U COS  MY WIFE HAS THAN A LOT OF THINGS THAT I DONT WANT  TO REMEMBER THEM OK  HONEY
Joyce: WHAT??
Mark: SO HONEY WILL U BE HAPPY IF I BUY U SOME FLOWERS HONEY
Joyce: No.  I told you about 10 times so far that I hate flowers
Mark: WHAT ABOUT CAKE HONEY
Joyce: No thanks.  I'm full
Joyce: I'll be leaving now
Mark: WHERE ARE U GOING MU PRINCESS
Joyce: I have something I have to do
Joyce: We'll chat again another time
Mark: WHEN WILL U BE ONL;INE HONEY
Joyce: Not now
Mark: AND WHAT ABOUT TYHE CAKE I WANT TO BUY FOR U HONEY
Mark: CAN U PLS GIVE ME U  ADDRESS SO THAT I WILL ORDER IT FOR U OK HONEY
Mark: PLS AM WAITING
Joyce: Bye
Mark: PLS HONEY FROM MY HEART TO U OK PLS
Mark: DO ACCEPT IT FOR A PLEASURE OK HONEY PLS DO GIVE ME U ADDRESS AND U WILL REACIVE IT OK HONEY
Mark: AM WAITING HONEY
Mark: OK THEN I WLL MEET U  LATER OK HONEY BYE TAKE CARE BYE KISSESSSS
Mark: HONEY SEE U LATER OK BYE TAKE CARE 

The fact that he wanted to buy me something let me know that he is from Ghana.  They're scams almost always involve stolen credit cards.  I wasn't in the mood to play with Ghanan scammer, so I cut it short.

The next day...


Mark: HI MY PRINCESS HOW U DOING TODAY HONEY
Joyce: Hello
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Mark: FINE TO MY QUEEN
Mark: SO HOW IS U DAY TODAY
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Mark: AM ALSO DOING WELL AS U ARE DOING HONEY
Mark: I COULD NOT COME  ONLINE YESTERDAY NIGHT HONEY
Joyce: It's okay.  I didn't either
Mark: AND I REALLY MISSED U LONELY MY PRINCESS
Joyce: I missed you too
Mark: HONEY CAN I PLS  ASK U A QUESTION MY PRINCESS
Joyce: Ask me anything
Mark: OK HONEY
Mark: DO U LOVE ME MY QUEEN
Joyce: Yes
Joyce: I love you
Mark: UMMMMMMMM REALLY  HONEY
Joyce: YEs
Mark: OK MY QUEEN AM VERY HAPPY TO HEAR U SAYING IT MY QUEEN COS I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY WHO IS HONEST, CARING AND ALSO CAN UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER AND I HOPE U ARE THE KIND OF PERSON SO THAT I CAN SHARE IDEALS WITH EACH OTHER MY QUEEN
Joyce: I like that
Joyce: I feel the same way
Mark: AM VERY HAPPY TO MEET U MY PRINCESS AND U WILL FOREVER BEEN MY QUEEN OK MY HONEY
Joyce: Thank you
Mark: THANK U TO ME QUEEN
Mark: AND I WISH AM THERE WITH U  MY PRINCESS
Joyce: Me too
Mark: HONEY SO ARE U AT HOME NOW
Joyce: Yes
Mark: OK MY QUEEN
Mark: ARE U NOT GOING TO WORK TODAY
Joyce: No
Joyce: I don't work Fridays
Mark: UMMMMMMMM REALLY
Mark: I WISH AM THERE WITH U SO THAT WE CAN RELAX TOGTHER MY QUEEN
Joyce: Me too.  That would be magical
Mark: honey u know something
Joyce: What?
Mark: honey just Take a piece of paper and write (in ink) “I love you” all over it - sort of like if you got in trouble at school and had to write 25 times "I will listen.
Joyce: That's silly
Mark: honey why dont u love me honey
Joyce: I love you, but that's just stupid
Mark: honey i will really want to buy u something ok honey will u like it
Joyce: Okay.  I'm sure I will like it
Mark: so what do u want me to buy it for u just chose u choice honey cos u are now my queen and at the same time my princess ok honey
Joyce: I'm not going to ask for a present
Mark: no honey am not telling u to ask for a present honey  but i really want u to tell em what u want me to do for u just from my heart and for the love i have for u my queen
Joyce: I'm not going to ask for anything
Joyce: You choose
Mark: honey pls just form me to u and deep inside my heart ok my princess pls just accept mine little gift ok my queen pls from deep inside me heart ok
Joyce: Forget it
Mark: why honey pls
Joyce: You don't ask someone to choose their own gift.  It's rude
Mark: ok my princess
Mark: honey Love is a beautiful red rose given for no apparent reason
Joyce: Okay
Mark: and also Love is a fire that reigns in the heart
Mark: and also Love is like a river, never ending as it flows, but gets greater with time
Joyce: Yeah
Mark: honey i know u understand wat am trying to say
Joyce: Yep
Mark: my princess Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time
Joyce: ...
Mark: honey Love is a journey not a destination so i want the two of us to be together ok my queen
Joyce: Boring!
Mark: why boring my queen
Joyce: You're just copying and pasting boring things
Mark: no my queen just from my mind my queen
Joyce: No
Joyce: It's from a website
Joyce: http://www.lovingyou.com/scripts/quotes/quotes.php?cat=loveis
Joyce: You just got Googled
Mark: ummmmmmmmm really my queen
Joyce: Yeah
Joyce: I could see that you weren't really typing them
Mark: i was typing some of them honey
Joyce: Yeah... "and also" "honey" and "my princess"
Mark: honey have u been  a lecturer before
Joyce: No
Mark: honey  are u going to give me u address so that i can buy u something that will keep u remember me everyday honey
Mark: my princess pls why just give me a chance to love u honey
Joyce: What do you want to buy?
Mark: anything u want me to buy for u honey pls
Joyce: I told you earlier that I will not choose my own gift
Mark: ok honey i would like to buy u some beautiful flowers and i hope u like it honey
Joyce: I told you yesterday that I do not like flowers
Mark: ok i will purchase something for u ok
Joyce: Okay
Mark: so can u pls give it to me now
Mark:  ok my princess
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: My address is
Joyce: Joyce Nelson / 400 Flemington Drive / Lake Waccamaw, NC 28450

Note from James:  This is the address to a local children's charity.  If this guy was planning on purchasing items with a stolen credit card, it might as well go to poor kids.

Mark: ok my queen thank u for that and i hope u will like what am going to buy for u honey
Joyce: I'm sure I will love it
Mark: ok my queen that very good of u  honey and i love u
Joyce: I love you too
Mark: honey i have a week to travel to ital and i hope after i come back am going to make it up to u that am coming back to the state just cos of u my princess
Mark: is a promise and i will not fail it honey keep it in mind ok my queen
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: I'll miss you
Mark: no u dont worry i will been talking to u and also i have to get u  number so that i can contact u  ok
Joyce: I'm glad to hear that
Mark: and also i have to get u number so that i can contact u
Joyce: I'm sorry, but I don't give out my number
Mark: honey why dont u trust me anymore my queen
Joyce: It's not personal, I just dont' give it out to anyone
Mark: honey  u just pls give it to me and take it thjat am the only person having  u number ok pls
Joyce: The answer is no
Joyce: I do not give out my number to anyone
Mark: why honey pls
Joyce: NO
Joyce: Don't ask again
Mark: ok my queen
Mark: u wish is my command
Joyce: Thank you
Mark: anything u will say is my command
Joyce: Okay
Mark: i hope later i could give u mine ok my queen
Joyce: Why don't you give it to me now?
Mark: ok my queen
Mark: my phone is disconeescted now ok
Joyce: And it won't be later?
Mark: so i hope i wll give it to u before i travel ok my queen
Joyce: Okay
Mark: thank u for understanding me my queen
Joyce: You're welcome
Mark: honey pls i would be back in 20 minutes ok pls
Joyce: I won't be here then
Joyce: I'm sorry, but I will need to sign off now
Joyce: We'll chat again another time
Joyce: Bye
Joyce: I love you
Mark: OK MY QUEEN HOPE TO TALK TO U THEN OK BYE THEN TAKE CARE I LOVE U TOO MY QUEEN
Mark: I WILL MEET U ONLINE LATER IN THE EVENING OK MY QUEEN I LUV U

We didn't chat the next day, but he sent me the following offline message...


Mark: HI MY QUEEN HOW  U DOING I REALLY MISSED U  MY PRINCESS AND HOW IS U DAY I HOPEW EVERTHING IS GOING ON SMOOTHLY WITH  U MY PRINCESS.I HAVE NOW CONNECTED MY LINE SO U CAN PLS CALL ME ON THIS NUMBER OK MY PRINCESS 00233-0276650250 SO I HOPE U CAN CALL ME ON THIS NUMBER OK  HOPE TO HERA FROM U TODAY OK BYE  MY PRINCESS  TAKE CARE AND I LOVE U MY PRINCESS KISSESSSSSSS :x:-*>:D<

During our hiatus, he had been signing into his account using a different pic:



I wasn't the only one to notice, as someone posted this comment under his MySpace photo:
"
Who the hell are you really?"

The next day...



Mark: HI MY PRINCESS
Joyce: Hello
Mark: HOW U DOING TOSDAY
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Mark: FINE ALSO
Mark: ONLY FEELING SOME HEADACH
Mark: AND FLUE MY PRINCESS
Joyce: I'm so sorry to hear that
Mark: THANK U FOR  U CONCERN MY PRINCESS
Mark: cos today am not feeling well so i dont want tp talk to much honey
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: Bye
Mark: no my queen
Mark: whre are u in the rush to my princess
Joyce: You said you didn't want to talk
Mark: i siad i dont want to talk too much honey that is what i said
Joyce: I thought you wanted to leave
Mark: honey i told u am travelling today
Joyce: Yes.  You told me
Mark: so i will be leaving later in the night to italy ok
Joyce: Have fun
Mark: so i wll  be missing u in the fligt
Mark: but when i reached there as i told u i will contact u first ok
Joyce: I'll miss you
Mark: but i told u  that i will be travelling with my laptop so i will definetly talk to u ok my my queen
Joyce: Okay
Mark: i will be missing u  my princess
Joyce: Me too
Mark: honey i have to leave now ok
Mark: cos i have alot of things to do
Mark: i have to packed my suitcase ok
Mark: and some files ok my queen
Joyce: I love you so much
Mark: i love u to honey
Mark: i promise u that u will be reciveing the purchase i promise u ok
Joyce: Thanks
Mark: HOPE TO CONTACT U IF I REACHED THERE OK MY PRINCESS
Joyce: That will be nice
Mark: BYE THEN I REALLY LOVE U
Joyce: Bye
Joyce: I'll miss you
Mark: AND I  WILL BE MISSING U TOO
Mark: BYE
Joyce: Bye
Mark: KISSESSSSSSS

Two days later...


Joyce: Hello
Mark: HI MY QUEEN I HAVE FINALLY REACHED ITALY BUT I REALLY MISSED U MY PRINCESS HOW U DOING I HOPE EVERTHING IS GOIGN ON WELL WITH U MY QUEEN AND ALSO I HOPE U HAVE RECIEVE THE GIFT BASKET I SEND TO U A ND I HOPE U WIL BE HAPPY TO RECIEVE IT  HONEY. HOPE TO SEE U ONLINE BYE AND ALSO HOPE TO HEAR FROM U SOON MY PRINCESS BYE TAKE CARE I LOVE U AND I REALLY MISSED U
Joyce: Hello Mark
Mark: HI MY PRINCESS
Mark: HOW U DOING
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Mark: NOT FEELING ANY BETTER MY PRINCESS
Joyce: Why?
Mark: REMEMBER I TOLD U AM HAVING SOME COLD AND FLUED
Joyce: Yes
Mark: AND AM NOT FEELING WELL HONEY
Mark: I WANT TO THE HOSPITAL THE FIRST DAY I REACHED ITALY MY LOVE BUT STILL AM NOT FEELING ANY BETTER HONEY
Joyce: You should take some Tylenol Cold & Flued medicine
Mark: YEAH I HAVE IT ALL BUT I DONT NO WHAT IS  WRONG WITH ME HONEY
Joyce: I hope you get well soon
Mark: OK MY PRINCESS
Mark: THANK U
Joyce: You're welcome
Mark: HONEY HAVE U RECIEVE THE GIFT BASKET I SENT TO U
Joyce: No
Joyce: But I am greatly looking forward to it
Joyce: I'm sure I will love it
Mark: YEAH HONEY
Mark: I ORDED IT AND I DONT KNOW WHY IT DID NOT REACH U HONEY
Joyce: When did you order it?
Mark: WEDNESDAY
Joyce: That's not too long ago.  It'll probably arrive by Monday
Mark: AND IS THE SAMEDAY DELIVEREYHONEY
Joyce: Oh!
Joyce: Did it go out on Wednesday?
Joyce: or process on Wednesday?
Mark: I DONT NO HONEY
Joyce: It's possible it processed Wednesday, but didn't ship yet
Mark: I DID IT THE SAME DAY DELIVERY SO THAT IT CAN REACH U AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
Joyce: Maybe it'll be here today.  It's still a little early
Mark: OK HONEY
Mark: HOPE U WILL RECIVE IT SOON OK MY PRINCESS
Joyce: It's probably still out for delivery now.   Deliveries arrive late sometimes
Joyce: Thanks anyway
Mark: UR WELCOME MY QUEEN
Joyce: BRB
Mark: OK
Joyce: I'm back
Mark: OK
Mark: WHERE DID U GO HONEY
Joyce: I had a phone call
Mark: OK
Mark: FROM WHERE HONEY
Joyce: From the phone
Mark: OK I MEAN WHO CALLED U
Joyce: Someone that also had a phone
Mark: OK
Mark: HONEY ITALY IS VERY GOOD
Joyce: I'm glad to hear that.
Mark: AM ORDERING SOME PIZZA
Joyce: I would love to go there some day and eat something as exotic as pizza
Mark: REALLY
Joyce: Yes.  I've heard so much about it
Mark: THERE FOOD IS GREAT LIKE PIZZA
Joyce: There's lots of different Italian dishes besides pizza
Joyce: What else have you eaten?
Mark: YEAH
Mark: BUT THE ONLY FOOD  I HAD SO FAR IS PIZZA HONEY
Joyce: That wouldn't by my choice of breakfast, but to each his own
Mark: OK  MY QUEEN
Mark: SO HONEY HOW IS U DAY TODAY
Joyce: I is good
Mark: OK
Mark: THANK GOD
Mark: HONEY WE ARE GOING TO HAVE THE MEETING ON MONDAY SO HONEY PLS PRAY FOR ME SO THAT I ASUCCED OK
Joyce: I hope that everything will be successful
Mark: THANK U HONEY
Joyce: You're welcome
Mark: COS IF I SUCCED I WILL HAVE THE MONEY SO THAT I COME  BACK TO THE STATE OK
Joyce: I wish you luck
Mark: THANK U MY PRINCESS
Mark: U SEE I LIKE THOSE TYPE OF WOMAN WHO ARE LIKE U SO IF I WANT TO DO ANYTHING TO THEM I DONT WORRY COS THEY REALLY CARE ABOUT ME
Mark: AND AM A TYPE OF GUY WHO  GIVES ALOT
Joyce: Me too
Mark: I GIVES TO THE NEEDLY IF THEY ARE IN NEED AND I THINK UR TTHAT TYPE
Joyce: Yes.  I give to the local children's shelter
Joyce: and occasionally to hobos
Mark: THAT IS GOOD HONEY
Joyce: Yes.  It makes me feel good inside
Mark: HONEY IF U ALWAYS DO THAT THEN U SEE THAT U WILL BE GAINING IN ANYTHING U DO HONEY
Mark: SO KEEP ON
Mark: COS I ALSO DO DO IT ANYTIME OK MY PRINCESS
Joyce: Yes.  I figure that if I give, they will eventually owe me
Mark: YEAH MY QUEEN
Mark: IF U HAVE IT AND SOME ONE  REALLY IN NEED OF IT U JUST GIVE TO THE PERSON OK MY QUEEN
Joyce: Yes.  I feel the same
Mark: THAT IS GOOD HONEY
Mark: I REAL;LY LOVE U MY PRINCESS THAT IS VERY KIND OF U
Joyce: I love you too
Mark: AND I REALLY THANK GOD FOR LETTTING ME MEETING  A VERY HONEST AND CARING WOMAN LIKE
Joyce: I'm thankful for you being in my life
Mark: YEAH HONEY
Mark: HONEY
Mark: MY QUEEN I WOULD BE RIGTH BACK OK
Mark: BRB
Joyce: Okay
Mark: I WANT TO HAVE SOME MEDICINE OK FOR A MINUTE OK
Joyce: I'll wait
Mark: OK AM BACK HONEY
Mark: MY QUEEN I REALLY WANT TO TAKE A WALK TO THE STRRET OK
Mark: HONEY
Mark: I HAVE TO GO FOR A LONG WALK OK HOPE TO TALK TO U LATER OK MY PRINCESS
Joyce: Okay...
Joyce: Enjoy that walk
Joyce: We'll chat again tomorrow
Mark: NO I WILL BE BACK LATER OK ABOUT ONE HOUR TIME OK MY PRINCESS
Joyce: We'll just chat tomorrow
Mark: OK I WILL TALT TO U LATER LIKE ONE HOUR TIME OK MY PRINCESS
Mark: HOPE TO TALK TO U THEN BYE
Mark: K BYE I OVE U HONEY
Joyce: Tomorrow
Joyce: Bye.
Joyce: I love you

The next day...


Mark: HI MY QUEEN HOW  U DOING
Joyce: Hello
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Mark: I REALLY MISS U HONEY
Mark: GOOD MY PRINCESS
Joyce: I missed you too
Mark: I MISSED U TO HONEY
Mark: HAVE U RECIVE THE GIFT I SENT TO U  HONEY
Joyce: Yes
Joyce: It was a lovely basket
Mark: REALLY
Joyce: It made me feel so special
Joyce: I called it my Cornucopia of Love
Mark: REALLY
Joyce: Yes
Mark: SO HONEY WHAT IS INSIDETHE GIFT BASKET U HAVE RECIEVED
Joyce: A lovely card and balloons and a small chocolate thing
Joyce: It was so lovely
Mark: YEAH IS THAT OK FOR U MY PRINCESS

Note from James:  I have no idea what type of gift basket he sent, but my description somehow worked.

Joyce: You made me feel so special
Mark: YEAH AND I WILL CONTINUE TO MADE U SO SPECIAL AS FAR AS U  CONTINUETO BE  MY PRINCESS OK
Joyce: I love you so much
Mark: I WILL ALSO LOVE U SOO MUCH AS U LOVE  ME OK
Mark: SO HONEY IS IT OK FOR U HONEY
Joyce: I totally love it
Mark: SO HOW IS U DAY TODAY HONEY
Joyce: Everything's going great
Mark: OK THANK GOD HONEY
Mark: AM ALSO SUPPOSE TO ATTEND THE MEETING I TOLD U ABOUT THIS EVENING OK SO PLS PRAY FOR ME SO THAT I SUCCEDOK MY LOVE
Joyce: shouldn't that meeting have ended by now?
Joyce: I thought it was supposed to be this morning?
Mark: NO HONEY WE ARE GOING TO HAVE IT LATER AS DINNER OK
Joyce: Kind of  a late dinner I guess
Mark: YEAH HONEY
Mark: IS SPECIAL
Joyce: Let me know how it goes
Mark: THE EVENT IS GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE COMPANY WE HAVE THE THE NEW MANAGERS AND THE STAFF WORKERS THAT ALL HONEY
Mark: HONEY  SO I HOPE U PRAY FOR ME SO THAT I WILL BE THE NEW MD IN BOARD OK  MY LOVE
Joyce: I will
Mark: OK THANK U HONEY
Joyce: You're welcome
Mark: AND IF I SUCCED AM GOING TO COME TO U AS SOON AS POSSIBLE OK MY PRINCESS
Joyce: That's great
Mark: HONEY SO DO U HAVE A CAM
Joyce: No.  Do you?
Mark: NO HONEY I WOULD LIKE U TO SEE ME ON CAM BUT I DONT HAVE ONE
Joyce: It's okay
Mark: THANK U  MY QUEEN
Mark: SO AFTER THE MEETING I WILL  LET U NO ANYTHING THAT HAS  GONE ON OK MY LOVE
Joyce: What time is your meeting?
Mark: IT WILL LATER ABOUT 9;00PM
Joyce: That will be about 2:00 am your time?
Mark: YEAH HONEY
Joyce: That's a really late meeting
Mark: YEAH
Mark: I DONT NO WHY THE MD SHOULD MADE THE TIME THAT WAY
Joyce: You can tell me all about it tomorrow
Mark: OK
Mark: SO ARE U AT HOME NOW
Joyce: Yes
Joyce: BRB.
Mark: OK AM WAITING
Joyce: I'm back
Mark: ok
Mark: where did u go honey
Joyce: I had a phone call
Mark: from where honey
Joyce: From my phone
Mark: ok
Mark: i mean who called u
Joyce: The person on the other line
Mark: ok
Joyce: So what have you been doign today?
Mark: I WANT THROUGH MY FILES DOING SOME WORK  THAT IS ALL HONEY
Mark: I HAVE TO CHECK MY PROFILES COS I HAVE TO TAKE IT ALONG WITH ME OK
Joyce: I hope all goes well for you
Mark: ok thank u  my princess
Mark: and i hope if anything goes on for i will do anything u want me to do for u ok my queen
Joyce: Same here
Mark: honey that is why i really love u
Joyce: I love you too
Mark: and i hope  that if everthing goes on am goping to do anything to make u happy
Mark: and am going to do anything to make u mine ok
Joyce: You're the best
Mark: YOU'RE THE BEST TO HONEY
Mark: COS WHAT U ARE DOIND FOR ME NO WOAMN IN MY LIFE HAS DONE THAT TO ME BEFORE

Note from James:  Mark briefly lost his connection.  I was bored with him, so I quickly typed the next four messages and signed off before he came back.

Joyce: I'm sorry, but I need to go now
Joyce: We'll chat again tomorrow
Joyce: Bye
Joyce: I love you
Mark: I LOVE U TO HONEY
Mark: WHY DID U GO OFF HONEY
Mark: OK I WLL TALK TO U 2MMORROW OK MY PRINCESS SEE U THEN I LOVE U TAKE CARE
Mark: I WILL BE MISSING U OK MY LOVE

The next day...


Mark: HI MY QUEEN HOW U DOING TODAY
Mark: ARE U THERE HONEY
Joyce: Hello
Joyce: BRB
Mark: OK AM WAITING HONEY
Mark: ARE U THERE MY PRINCESS
Joyce: I'm back
Mark: YEAH MY QUEEN
Mark: WHERE DID U GO
Joyce: I had a phone call
Mark: REALLY
Joyce: Yeah
Mark: WHO IS ON THE PHONE BYE THEN
Joyce: My pastor
Mark: REALLY
Joyce: I didn't think he would ever shut up
Mark: HONEY AM NOT FEELING WELL AFTER THE MEETING HONEY
Joyce: Why?
Mark: anything did not go on well with me yesterday honey
Mark: and am really disappointed
Joyce: I'm disappointed in you too
Mark: why honey
Joyce: You sound like you're moping
Mark: no honey
Mark: i ost anything my queen cos the md  chose another man
Mark: so i have to withdraw from the company ok
Joyce: I'm so sorry to hear that
Mark: so i dont no when i will get the money so that i can come to u honey
Joyce: That's okay
Joyce: You don't need to do that
Mark: cos the moment i lost it  i lodt everthing my queen
Joyce: You can just go about your original plan
Joyce: We can meet another time
Mark: when honey
Mark: cos i dont have the money now
Joyce: It's okay.  Just go home.
Joyce: We'll worry about meeting later on
Mark: honey i want to meet u now but u see i dont have enough money my queen
Joyce: It's okay.  We'll just meet later on in the future
Joyce: I don't mind a bit
Mark: SO WHEN HONEY
Mark: I HAVE THE MONEY TO COME BTU IS NOT ENOUGH MY QUEEN
Joyce: We'll worry about meeting later
Joyce: Don't worry about it now
Mark: I WILL BE NEEDING ABOUT $500,000 DOLLARS TO ADD TO WHAT I HAVE HONEY
Mark: OK HONEY AS U SAID
Joyce: $500,000?
Joyce: for what?
Mark: I MEAN I HAVE  THE MONEY TO COME BTU IS NOT ENOUGH I WOULD NEED ABOUT $500,000 DOLLARS TO ADD TO WHAT I HAVE SO THAT I CAN COME TO NEW CAROLINA  OK
Joyce: That's fucking insane
Mark: I HOPE U UNDERSTAND ME MY PRINCESS
Joyce: No
Joyce: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard
Mark: NO MY QUEEN AM NOT ASKING U THE MONEY AM JUST TELING U MY LOVE
Joyce: You need half a million dollars to come here?
Mark: NO MY QUEEN
Mark: WHY U DONT UNDERSTAND IS
Mark: I HAVE THEN A MISTAKE IS NOT LIKE THIS$500,000 IS LIKE THIS HONEY $500
Mark: FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS OK MY LOVE AM SORRY
Joyce: Okay.  That's a little less absurd
Mark: SO DO  U NOW UNDERSTANDT
Joyce: Yeah.  You made a big mistake with the decimal
Mark: YEAH MY QUEEN
Mark: HONEY I WOULD LIKE TO HELP ME WITH THAT BUT AM FEELING SHY TO ASK U THAT  MY PRINCESS
Mark: SO TAHT IF I COME THE I WILL PAY U LATER OK MY LOVE
Joyce: I don't know
Joyce: I don't think I can afford that
Mark: HONEY PLS
Joyce: I'm sorry
Joyce: I wish I could help
Mark: SO HONEY HOW CAN U GIVE TO ME NOW SO THAT I WILL BE CALLING MY AGENT TO DO ANYTHING TO ME MY LOVE
Mark: IF U EVENM HAVE300 HONEY PLS
Joyce: Why don't you just use your return ticket to fly home?
Mark: NO I DONT WANT TO COME HOME STRAIGHT OK MY LOVE
Mark: THAT IS WHY I JUST WANT TO COME AND SEE U FIRST OK MY LOVE
Joyce: I don't think that's an option now because you failed at your meeting
Mark: NO MY QUEEN IF I COME HOME  BEFORE I WILL BE SPENDING A LOT OF MONEY THEN OK
Joyce: Why?
Joyce: You already have a return ticket
Mark: NO HONEY I DONT HAVE IT YET HONEY
Joyce: Why?
Joyce: I know you didn't buy a one way ticket
Joyce: That would be silly
Mark: NO HONEY
Mark: BUT I DID NOT BUY MY RETURN TICKET YET OK MY LOVE
Joyce: What?
Joyce: Please tell me you didn't buy a one way ticket
Mark: I WANT TO CONTINUE TO JOURNEY TO COME TO U AND SEE U THEN MY LOVE
Mark: YEAH MY QUEEN
Joyce: That's stupid
Joyce: Nobody does that
Joyce: unless they dont' plan on going home
Mark: COS I NO I WILL  BE CONTINUE THE JOURNEY TO SEE U THAT IS WHY HONEY
Joyce: I would love for you to see me, but I don't have $500 to give
Mark: NO MY QUEEN WE ARE PLENTY HONEY AND AM DECIEDING TO COME AND SEE U BEFOR EOTHERWISE AM NOT GOING BACK HONEY SO PLS TRY OK MY LOVE
Mark: HONEY PLS TRY FOR ME OK WHAT ABOUT 300 OK I WILL GET THE REST OK MY LOVE PLS
Joyce: I don't have much cash lately.  I just bought a dirtbike
Mark: COS I HAVE ALREADY TOLD THE MD AM NOT GOING BACK  I HAVE TO COME AND SPEND ABOUT A WEEK WITH U HONEY OK
Mark: HONEY PLS JUST TRY FOR ME OK MY LOVE
Joyce: Sorry, but I can't
Joyce: I just can't spare that much money right now
Mark: OK HONEY HOW MUCH DO U HAVE AT THE MOMENT JUST TELL ME HONEY OK
Mark: I PROMISE AM GOING TO PAY LATER IF I COME THERE OK PLS TRY FOR ME HONEY
Mark: U NO I LOVE U AND I CANT LIE TO U  MY PRINCESS
Joyce: I have an idea
Mark: OK WHAT IS IT HONEY
Joyce: How quickly can you repay me?
Mark: OK U JUST TELL ME HOW MUCH U WILL BE GIVING ME THEN I WILL TELL U HOW QUICKLY I CAN REPAY U BACK MY LOVE
Joyce: Just answer the question
Mark: OK
Mark: AS QUICKLY I COME THERE MY LOVE
Joyce: That's not an answer
Joyce: I need a date
Mark: OK IF U GIVE ME NOW I WILL GIVE U BY THE END OF THIS MONTH OK MY LOVE
Joyce: Okay
Mark: SO WILL U GIVE ME NOW MY LOVE\
Joyce: If you can repay by March 31, I have an idea
Mark: YEAH MY LOVE
Mark: I CAN PAY BY THAT TIME OK
Joyce: I'll use my credit card
Joyce: and you will repay me before I pay it off
Mark: YEAH MY QUEEN
Mark: SO WHEN WILL U SEND IT HONEY
Joyce: Tomorrow before work
Mark: OK SO HOW MUCH I ARE U GOING TO SEND HONEY
Joyce: If you swear to God on your life you will repay me, I'll send $500
Mark: OK
Joyce: Say it
Mark: I SWEAR BY MY GOD AND THE LOVE I HAVE FOR U AM GOING TO REPAY U BACK OK MY LOVE
Joyce: Thank you
Mark: U JUST TRUST ME OK AM GOING TO REPAY U BACK OK MY LOVE
Joyce: I trust you
Mark: OK
Mark: SO HONEY SHOULD I GIVE U MINE AGENT INFORMATION IN GHANA SO THAT U CAN SEND TO HIM OK MY LOVE SO THAT HE CAN REICEVE THE MONEY OK
Joyce: Okay
Mark: SO THAT BY  FRIDAY I WILL BE THERE WITH U  MY LOVE
Mark: SHOULD I GIVE U THE INFORMATION ABOUT HIM
Joyce: Okay.  I have a pen.
Mark: OK IS NAME IS
Mark: MICHEAL NARTEY
Mark: AND IS ADDRESS IS MICHEAL NARTEY P.O.BOX T.U.C 5 ACCRA- GHANA WEST AFRICA OK MY LOVE
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: Got it
Mark: AND HONEY I THINK U SHOULD SEND IT TO WESTERN UNION OK MY LOVE
Joyce: Of course
Mark: SO THAT HE WILL GET IT  EARLY OK MY LOVE
Joyce: Okay
Mark: SO PLS PROMISE ME THAT U ARE GOING TO SEND IT MY LOVE
Joyce: I'll try to do it before work in the morning
Mark: OK MY LOVE
Mark: AND PLS DONT FORGET TO SEND THE CONTROL NUMBER TO ME OK MY LOVE
Joyce: Okay
Mark: OK MY LOVE AND I PROMISE AS SOON AS I COME THERE AM GOING TO PAY U BACK OK MY PRINCESS
Joyce: Thank you
Joyce: I know you will
Mark: OK MY LOVE
Mark: HONEY I WANT TO SHOWER UP OK MY LOVE
Joyce: Okay.  I'll be signing off now.  We'll chat again tomorrow
Mark: HONEY ITALY IS VERY GOOD  MY LOVE
Joyce: Italy?
Joyce: What was that Ghana address for?
Mark: GHANA ADDRESS MY LOVE
Mark: \THAT IS MY AGENT ADDRESS OK MY LOVE

Note from James:  Since the weekend was coming up, I thought it might not be a good idea to send him on wild goose chase to Western Union with a fake number.  If he didn't pick it up early the next morning (Saturday), then he would have the number all weekend long, and sooner or later he would get the notion to track the money.

I figured I would screw with his brain instead...

Joyce: So why is your agent in Ghana?
Joyce: Shouldn't he be in Italy?
Mark: MY AGENT HE ALSO TRAVEL TO SOME PART OF THE WORLD
Joyce: That doesn't make sense
Joyce: The money can't go to someone in another country
Mark: NO MY LOVE I REALLY TRUST HIM AND THAT IS WHY I SAID U SHOULD SEND TO HIM OK MY LOVE
Joyce: No
Joyce: That's not how agencies work
Mark: WHY NO HONEY
Joyce: Because I know
Joyce: What kind of agent is he?
Mark: HONEY HE IS MY TRAVELLING AGENT AND IS THE ONE WHO MAKES MY PAPERS TO ME  MY LOVE SO PLS TRY TO UNDERSTAND IT OK
Mark: MY QUEEN HE WILL DO ANYTHING TO ME MY QUEEN
Joyce: A travel agent wouldn't be in a different country
Mark: I TRUSTED MY AGENT THAT HE WE DO ANYTHING AND BUY FRIDAY I WILL BE THERE WITH U OK MY LOVE
Mark: OK MY LOVE
Joyce: That's not how agencies work
Joyce: I change my mind
Mark: WHY MY QUEEN
Joyce: I don't like the sound of this
Mark: THEN U DONT WANT TO HELP ME THAT MY LOVE PLS WHY PLS
Joyce: I'm sorry, but I don't want to do this anymore
Joyce: Travel agents would never be located in another country
Mark: MY QUEEN PLS I HAVE EVEN CALLE DHIM AND TOLD HIM ANYTHING  MY LOVE PLS
Mark: DONT DISAPPOINT ME THIS TIME AROUND OK MY LOVE I SAID I WILL PAY U BACK AS SOON AS I COME THERE OK MY LOVE PLS
Mark: PLS DONT CHANGED U MIND COS I HAVE CALLED MY AGENT ALREADY OK MY LOVE
Mark: PLS
Mark: ARE U THERE MY LOVE
Joyce: I will have to think about this
Mark: NO MY LOVE I TOLD HIM THAT TOMMORROW HE WILL BE RECIEVING SOME MONET SO THAT  BY THURSDAY I WILL GET IT AND BY  FRIDAY  I WILL BE  FLYING MY LOVE SO PLS
Joyce: You shouldn't have said that
Joyce: Because I have not yet made up my mind
Mark: DONT CHANGE U MID MY LOVE I HAVE ALREADY TOLD MY AGENT OK MY LOVE
Mark: I HAVE TRAVEL TO DIFFRENT COUNTRIES AND I CALLED MY AGENT  TO RENEW  ANOTHER COUNTRY TICKET FOR ME  MY LOVE AND HE DO IT THAT IS WHY I BELIEVE IN HIM OK MY LOVE
Mark: SO PLS TRY TO HELP ME OUT OK MY LOVE

Note from James:  Joyce's Proposition #1

Joyce: I'll tell you what
Joyce: I'll send it tomorrow, but I'm still using my credit card
Joyce: But I will out the paperwork with YOUR name
Joyce: and if you dont' repay me, I will sue you
Mark: MY LOVE PLS I WILL BE CALLING MY AGENT AGAIN AND TELL HIM THAT TOMMORROW HE WILL RECIEVE THE MONEY OK SO PLS DONT DISAPPOITE ME OK MY LOVE
Joyce: Do you agree to my terms?
Mark: YEAH MY QUEEN
Mark: BUT SEND THE MONEY USING  MY AGENT NAME AS I GIVE U OK MY LOVE
Joyce: No
Joyce: Your name
Mark: OK USED MY NAME TO FOR THE TERMS OK BUT USED MY
Joyce: I will not involve any outsiders
Joyce: I will use your name
Mark: BUT USED MY AGENT NAME  SO THAT HE CAN GET THE MONEY IF U USED DIFFRENT NAM HE CAN NOT GET THE MONEY
Joyce: I have made my decision
Mark: COS AM NOW IN ITALY AND U NO MY LOVE
Joyce: Yeah
Mark: NO MY QUEEN I CANT RECIVE IT FROM THERE COS  MY AGENT I CALLED HIM AND EVEN HE HAS STARTED WORKING ON IT  SO PLS  MY QUEEN
Joyce: He can't start working on it
Joyce: He doesnt' even have the claims info

Note from James:  Joyce's Proposition #2

Joyce: This is my last offer...
Joyce: Give me your name and address
Joyce: I will list YOU as the sender
Joyce: and I will list your agent as the receiver
Joyce: and I will pay using my credit card
Joyce: And if you don't repay me by March 31, I will dispute the charges and you will be held accountable
Joyce: And I will report the card as stolen
Joyce: Do we have a deal?
Mark: YEAH MY QUEEN
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: So give me your address
Mark: BUT U  NOI WILL PAY U BACK MY LOVE
Joyce: Yeah
Joyce: I'm just covering my bases here
Joyce: Because I don't like this agent stuff
Joyce: It makes me uncomfortable
Mark: NO MY QUEEN AS FAR AS I PROMISE U AND I SWEAR BY GOD AM GOING TO PAY U SO  PLS STOP I PROMISE MY  AGENT AND THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME I HAVE SEND HIM PLENTY MONEY WHEN I GO TO OTHER COUNTRY MY LOVE SO PL MY LOVE SEND IT TO HIM OK MY LOVE
Mark: MY AGENT IS DECENT AND HONEST TRUTFUL AS ME MY LOVE THAT IS WHY I TRUSTED HIM
Joyce: So you should have no objections to doing as I said
Mark: AND I NO IS FAMILY SO HE CANT RUN OK MY LOVE U JUST SEND THE MONEY TO HIM OK MY PRINCESS
Joyce: I told you how I will be doing it
Joyce: I'll send it to him, but I'm listing your name and home address as the sender
Mark: PLS MY QUEEN AM ON MY KNEELS OK  MY LOVE
Mark: OK MY LOVE  BUT AM NOW IN ITALY OK
Joyce: yeah

Note from James:  Here's where the propositions really start to confuse Mark...

Joyce: So give me your home address
Mark: AND HERE IN ITALY I DONT HAVE ANY ADDRESS AND U NO IT MY PRINCESS
Joyce: Home address
Mark: AM IN ITALY AND U NO I DONT HAVE ANY ADDRESS HERE IN ITALY  MY LOVE
Joyce: Your real home
Joyce: The address on your licesnse and passport
Mark: U JUST SEND IT TO HIM OK AND  I AM GOING TO SWEAR AGAIN AM GOING TO REPAY U BACK OK MY LOVE
Joyce: You're being difficult
Mark: OK U NO MY REAL NAME IS  MARK HARRISON
Joyce: Yeah
Joyce: So what's your address?
Mark: IN MY GHANA ADDRESS OR WHAT MY LOVE
Joyce: Yeah
Mark: SO YOU ARE GOING TO DO IT THAT THE PERSON IS IN GHANA AND IS SENDIND THE MONEY TO ANOTHER PERSON IN GHANA
Mark: MY LOVE U CANT DO THAT SO U JUST TRY AND USED MY AGENT ADDRESS AS I TOLD U THAT WILL BE SAFER THAN THIS OK MY LOVE AND I PROMISE IF I COME BACK AND I DID NOT PAY U JUST SUE ME  AS U SAID OK MY LOVE AND I PROMISE U AM GOING TOP PAY  AS I SAID BY 31ST MARCH OK MY LOVE PLS TRY TO UNDERSTAND AM NOT BEING DIFFICULT OK MY PRINCESS
Joyce: Just do what I said
Joyce: Because I'm losing my patience
Mark: OK ME AND MY AGENT USED THE SAME ADDRESS
Mark: COS WE LIVE IN THE SAME COMMUNITY IN GHANA OK MY LOVE
Joyce: You live in Ghana?
Joyce: OMG
Mark: WHAT IS OMG
Joyce: Oh my God!
Joyce: YOU LIVE IN GHANA?
Mark: NO MY QUEEN AM NOW IN ITALY MY LOVE
Mark: NO MY QUEEN
Joyce: You just said it
Joyce: "COS WE LIVE IN THE SAME COMMUNITY IN GHANA OK MY LOVE "
Joyce: I can't believe this!
Mark: I JUST FROM THAT COUNTRY MY PRINCESS
Joyce: You live there?
Mark: NO MY QUEEN
Joyce: I almost sent you money!
Joyce: I am outraged!
Mark:  NO HONEY
Mark: WHAT ARE U TALKG ABOUT I SAID MY AGENT LIVE ION GHANA THAT IS IT MY LOVE
Mark: PLS TRY TO UNDERTSNA ME MY LOVE OK
Joyce: That's not what you said
Joyce: You said you both lived int he same community in Ghana
Mark: REALLY SORRY THEN I JUST MADE A MISTAKE MY PRINCESS
Mark: U NO I CANT LIE TO U MY QUEEN COS I REALLY LOVE U  THAT I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO U MY PRINCESS
Mark: AM SORRY I DID A MISTAKE OK MY LOVE
Mark: SO SHOULD I GIVE U MY ADDRES NOW OK MY QUEEN
Joyce: No
Joyce: That won't be necessary
Mark: MY LOVE WHY ARE U TRYING TO PUT ME OFF MY QOEEN
Joyce: Because I now know the truth
Mark: PLS TRY TO UNDERTSAND I MADE A TYPING MISTAKE OK MY PRINCESS PLS TRY TO UNDERTSNAD OK
Joyce: That's not a typing mistake
Joyce: That was an admission of deception
Mark: PLS U NO I CANT LIE TO U I JUST MADE A TYPING MISTAKE
Mark: COS I CANT LIE TO U HONEY
Mark: U NO UR MY HERAT  MY PRINCESS AND UR WISH IS MY COMMAND SO WHY SHOULD I LIE TO U MY QUEEN PLS TRY TO UNDERTSAND IS A TYPING MISTAKE OK
Mark: U SEE ANYTIME I DO A MISTAKE OK MY QUEEN PLS TRY TO UNDERSTAND OK MY LOVE
Mark: ARE U STILL THERE WITH ME HONEY
Joyce: I should have known this sooner
Joyce: After all...
Joyce: This guy



Joyce:
Became this guy



Mark: NO MY QUEEN THIS WHITE MAN IS A MD OF OUR COMPANY OK AND I SOTRE IS PICS OK MY LOVE AND AM THE  ON SINGLET OK MY LOVE AND I HOPE U UNDERSTANDS THA OK MY LOVE PLS
Joyce: The white man's the guy that wrote to me
Joyce: then he became a black dude
Mark: NO AM THE SAME MAN U CALLED BLACK DUDE HONEY
Joyce: Really?
Joyce: Too bad.  I fell in love with whitey
Mark: I SAID THAT  WHITE MAN IS  OUR COMPANY MD OK AND I STORE IS PIC ON MY SPACE THAT ALL MY QUEEN PLS
Joyce: I'm disappointed to hear that.  I liked him better.
Joyce: I don't care for the black guy, though.  It's nothing racial, he's just not my type of black guy
Mark: PLS MY QUEEN PLS TRY TO UNDERSTAND OK MY LOVE I REALLY LOVE U AND U ALSO NO THAT I LOVE U SO PLS HONEY PLS WHY ALL THIS MY LOVE I REALLY LOVE U AND AM EVEN ABOUT TO COME TO U MY PRINCESS SO WHY ALL THIS  MY QUEEN PLS STOP IT OK
Joyce: I'm sorry, but I'm just not interested in the black man.
Mark: AM NOT A  BLACK MAN HONEY
Joyce: Then who is the black guy?
Mark: AM A BLACK AMERICA OK MY QUEEN
Joyce: I'm sorry, but I'm not interested.  I wanted a relationship with a white biker
Mark: AM NOT A BLACK MAN  WOMAN
Joyce: Make up your fucking mind!
Joyce: "AM A BLACK AMERICA OK MY QUEEN"
Joyce: "NO AM THE SAME MAN U CALLED BLACK DUDE HONEY"
Joyce: "AM NOT A BLACK MAN  WOMAN"
Joyce: You can't stick with one story, can you?
Mark: NO UR ARE PUSHING  BEHIND THE WALLS HONEY SO AM SO CONFUSED OK MY LOVE

Note from James:  He really is confused, because at this point he changes his pic to the black guy.

Joyce: I see you're using that black man's pic again
Mark: YEA MY LOVE OR DO U WANT ME TO CAHNGE IT MY LOVE
Mark: IF U WNAT MWE TO CHANGE IT I WILL DO IT OK MY  LOVE
Joyce: Change it to any fake pic you want
Joyce: I don't care anymore
Mark: NO MY QUEEN
Mark: I THINK U LIKE THE PIC THAT I RID THE  BIKE MY LOVE
Mark: OR DONT U LIKE THAT PIC MY PRINCESS
Joyce: It doesn't matter.  That's fake too
Mark: NO MY LOVE PLS TRY TO UNDERSTAND OK MY LOVE PLS STOP THAT OK
Mark: I CANT LIE TO U OK
Joyce: Why don't you be honest for once and show me your real pic
Mark: I WISH I HAVE A CAM SO THAT U CANN SEE ME OK MY LOVE
Joyce: I'm sure there's one in your cafe right now
Mark: AM NOT IN A CAFE OK
Mark: WHY HAVE U FORGOTTEN THAT I USED A LAPTOP
Joyce: That was another lie
Joyce: You're a little Ghanan boy in an internet cafe
Joyce: You're probably sitting on a phonebook so you can see the screen
Mark: ME ALIITLE BOY IN GHANA MY LOVE
Joyce: I accept your confession
Mark: NO MY LOVE PLS HWY ARE U DOING THIS TO ME I SAID I CANT LIE TO U AM BEING HONEST WITH U BUT U ARE PUSHING ME BEHIND THE WALL OK MY LOVE PLS TRY TO UNDERSTAND ME OK MY LOVE
Joyce: I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing at you
Mark: MY LOVE I SIA DI HAVE BEEN IN GHANA  BEFORE BUT AM NOW IN ITALY MY LOVE STOP THAT
Joyce: You're a little boy in Ghana
Joyce: You're probably 13
Joyce: and you're wearing a headband
Mark: AM IN ITALY FOR A BUSINESS TRIP OK MY LOVE STOP WHAT UR DOING OK MY PRINCESS
Mark: I CANT LIE TO U OK MY LOVE
Joyce: What's the capital of Italy?
Mark: BRB
Joyce: No
Joyce: You're going to Google the answer
Mark: NO AM ON THE PHONE OK MY LOVE
Joyce: You fucking liar
Joyce: BRB
Mark: OK HONEY
Mark: ARE U THERE HONEY
Joyce: Yes
Joyce: I'm chatting with someone else
Joyce: Now please go away, you fucking liar
Mark: NO MY LOVE  AM HERE U ALWYAS INSULT ME MY LOVE AND U ARE CHEATING ON ME OK MY LOVE
Mark: I CANT CHEAT U MY LOVE COS U ARE MY PRINCESS
Joyce: Guess what?
Joyce: I've always been cheating on you
Joyce: I'm still married
Mark: AM REALLY OK U ARE PUSHING ME BEHIND THE WALL OK MY LOVE
Joyce: I'm married, and I prefer my abusive husband over you
Mark: YEAH THAT IS WHAT AM TRYING TO  SHOW U MY LOVE IF I COME THERE BUT UR RATHER PUSHING BEHIND THE WALL MY QUEEN PLS STOP ALL THAT AND L;ET TALK OK MY LOVE
Joyce: Do you want to know the most ironic part?
Joyce: My husband is also a black man
Joyce: Would you like to meet him?
Mark: YEAH MY QUEEN

Note from James:  Joyce invites Mark to view her webcam...


Mark: WHO IS THAT MAN MY LOVE
Joyce: His name is Lando
Joyce: He's my husband
Mark: LANDO FROM WHERE MY LOVE
Joyce: Cloud City
Mark: U HUSBAND
Mark: SO U HAVE A HUSBAND MY LOVE
Joyce: Yes
Joyce: We've been married since 1980
Mark: REALLY MY LOVE
Joyce: Yes
Mark: MY LOVE U ARE JUST BREAKING MY HERAT OK MY LOVE
Joyce: You and me are finished
Joyce: We both had our fun
Joyce: But it's done.
Mark: NO MY LOVE BUT WE CAN STILL BE FREINDS OK MY  LOVE PLS
Joyce: No
Joyce: I think it's best if we remain enemies
Joyce: Lando wants me to block you now
Mark: NO PLS MY LOVE I CANT JUST GO COS I WILL HURT MY SELF OK SO WE CAN BE FREINDS OK
Joyce: No
Joyce: I want you to know that we will never chat again
Mark: NO MY LOVE
Mark: SO IS THIS U ROOM OR U HUSBAND ROOM
Joyce: It's mine and my husband's room
Joyce: It's where we perform our lovemaking
Mark: I LOVE MY LOVELY PRINCESS JOYCE OK MY LOVE PLS TRY TO UNDERSTAND OK MY LOVE
Joyce: No
Joyce: I fucking hate you
Joyce: and I hope you die today
Mark: OK DONT HATE ME OK
Mark: AM GOING TO DO WHAT EVER U WANT OK MY LOVE
Joyce: Kill yourself
Mark: I WILL DIE TO DAY FRO WHAT
Joyce: I want you to kill yourself
Mark: OK UR WISH IS MY COMMAND
Joyce: Yay!!!!!
Mark: BUT I CANT KILL MY SELF HONEY
Joyce: You pussy
Mark: NO HONEY STOP THAT
Mark: SO CAN I SEE U FACE ON THE CAM
Joyce: If you dont' kill yourself, I will never chat with you again
Mark: OK HONEY
Mark: U NO UR WISH IS MY COMMAND
Mark: BUT I CANT KILL MYSELF OK MY LOVE
Joyce: Then I'll just block you and pretend you are dead
Joyce: Bye forever!
Mark: NO MY LOVE DONT DO THAT
Mark: OK I WILL KILL MYSELF OK MY LOVE
Mark: ARE U THREE WITH ME MY LOCVE
Mark: ARE U STILL THERE WITH ME MY PRINCESS
Mark: OK MY QUEEN JOYCE SINCE U DONT WANT TO TALK TO ME THEN I WILL FOUND THE SOLUTION OK AM GOING TO MAKE THE TRIP TO NEW CAROLINA TO SEE U  AND FOR U TO ALSO TO SEE ME AND SEE THAT AM REALLY OK MY LOVE AND  I HOPE BY SATURDAY NIGHT I WILL BE IN NEW CAROLINA FOR U TO SEE ME I HAVE U ADDRESS ANYTHING WITH ME OK MY LOVE I WILLL BE COMING SO EXPECT ME OK
Mark: ARE U THERE MY LOVE
Mark: PLS DONT DO IT COS I REALLLY LOVE U HOBNEY
Mark: PLS DONT DOP IT NOW NOT THIS MOMNET THAT I NEED U HE BEST OK MY LOVE
Mark: ARE U THERE MY LOVE
Mark: //////////////
Mark: I REALLY LLOVE U MY BEAUTY QUEEN

Joyce blocks Mark