Kelly's Potential Victim:

Joyce Nelson The lovable Joyce is a 61 year old widow.  The is also the proud mother of one son, James.  Also, she is completely ficticious.
About the scammer...
Names: Kelly Paul, Kelly Pauline, Pauline Kelly, Sam Paul, Sam Pauline, Sammy Paul, Sammy Pauline, Sam Peter, Sam Peter Jackson, Peter Jackson, Peggy Sharon, Mark Crespo
Email: greatandhonestman@yahoo.com, sam_paulo7@myway.com, honestwoman@yahoo.com
Location: Ikeja, Lagos, Nigeria
Profile: Profile deleted by MySpace
Note:  These are two scammers working together.  One guy does the chats, one guy collects the money and send out the fake money orders.

Dear Sir/Madam,
Peter Jackson & sons Limited, is a UK textile company.We produce and
distribute clothing materials such as batiks,assorted fabrics and
traditional costume worldwide.We have reached big sales volume of
textile materials in the Europe and now are trying to penetrate the United State and
Canada market.
Quite soon we will open representative offices or authorized
sales centers in the United State,Canada and some other countries,
therefore we are currently looking for people who will assist us in
establishing a new distribution network there. The fact is that despite
the US market is new for us we already have regular clients also speaks
for itself.
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO FOR US?
The international money transfer tax for legal entities (companies) in
UK is 25%, whereas for the individual it is only 7%.There is no sense
for us to work this way, while tax for international money transfer
made by a privateindividual is 7% .That's why we need you! We need
agents to receive payment for our textiles( in money orders,check or bank wire
transfers) and to resend the money to us via Money Gram or Western
Union Money Transfer.This way we will save money because of tax
decreasing.
JOB DESCRIPTION?
1. Recieve payment from Clients 2. Cash Payments at your Bank 3. Deduct
10% which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed. 4. Forward
balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of the offices you will
be contacted to send payment to(Payment is to be forwarded either by
Money Gram or Western Union Money Transfer).
HOW MUCH WILL YOU EARN?
10% from each operation! For instance: you receive 7000 USD via checks
or money orders on our behalf. You will cash the money and keep $700
(10% from $7000) for yourself! At the beginning your commission will
equal 10%, though later it will increase up to 12%!
ADVANTAGES
You do not have to goout as you will work as an independent contractor
right from your home office. Your job is absolutely legal. You can earn
up to $3000-4000 monthly depending on time you will spend for this job.
You do not need any capital to start.You can do the Work easily without
leaving or affecting your present Job.The employees who make efforts
and work hard have a strong possibility to become managers. Anyway our
employees never leave us due to our excellent work condition.
MAIN REQUIREMENTS :
.18 years or older
.Legally capable responsible ready to work 3-4 hours per week
.PC knowledge e-mail and internet experience (minimal)
And please know that Everything is absolutely legal, that's why You
have to fill a contract! If you are interested in our offer, please
.reply immediately to this email address SAM_PAUL07@MYWAY.COM
.Lastly wish is our form,, it is very important to apply for our for before u canbe a worker in our company,u need to obtain our just $150.00 we shall tell u where to send the money after u might have write back to us tht u are interested.
HERE IS A COPY OF THE EMPLOYMENT FORM FOR YOU
Refrence No:- LSLCA/2031/ 8161/05
Batch No:- R4/A313/2-60
EMPLOYMENT FORM
First Name:............................................
Middle
Name:............................................................
Last
Name:....................................................................................................................
Addrress Line
1............................................................................................................................
AddressLine
2............................................................................................................................
City........................................................
State........................................Zip...............................
Home
Phone..........................................Cell
Phone...................................................................
Gender.............Marital
Status.................................Age...........................................................
Nationality.............................................................................................................
Thanks for your anticipated action.And we hope to hear back from you.
Yours Sincerely,
sammy pauline (Co-ordinator Desk)
HANSON TEXTILES LIMITED.
Surcon House
Copson Street
Manchester
M20 3HE United Kingdom
Tel +447011128100
Tel +447024025426
Tel+447031871422
Fax +447092871390

Hello
How are you today madam and how is your day ,,,,,, well since you are interested in working for our company ,,,,,, it is not done by mouth ,,,,, okay so you have to read tht letter well and get to understand it very good,,,,,,,,,, SO WAT YOU JUST NEED TO DO NOW IS TO FILLED THE FORM THT IS BELOW THE LETTER OKAY THEN YOU SHALL BE SEND UR CONFIRMATION TO START WORKING FOR OUR COMPANY AND GET PAID WEEKLY OKAY,,,,,, DO U HAVE YAHOO MESSENGER ? YOU CAN SEND IT HERE TO ADD YOU OKAY so tht we can always let you know wat to do okay ,,,, wat you have to do now is to filled up this form and then send it to the office manager email okay this is the email ,,,,,,,,sam_paulo7@myway.com or you can send it here also to send to our head office for you to start working with us okay,,,,,, this is the form here now so get it filled okay and send it ,,,,,,,,,,,



HERE IS A COPY OF THE EMPLOYMENT FORM FOR YOU
Refrence No:- LSLCA/2031/ 8161/05
Batch No:- R4/A313/2-60
EMPLOYMENT FORM
First Name:............................................
Middle
Name:............................................................
Last
Name:....................................................................................................................
Addrress Line
1............................................................................................................................
AddressLine
2............................................................................................................................
City........................................................
State........................................Zip...............................
Home
Phone..........................................Cell
Phone...................................................................
Gender.............Marital
Status.................................Age...........................................................
Nationality.............................................................
ur cv?................................................
Thanks for your anticipated action.And we hope to hear back from you.
Yours Sincerely,
sammy pauline (Co-ordinator Desk)
HANSON TEXTILES LIMITED.
Surcon House
Copson Street
Manchester
M20 3HE United Kingdom
Tel +447011128100
Tel +447024025426
Tel+447031871422
Fax +447092871390

so get it filled now ad send it to us okay be fast about this ,,,,cos it is very urgent okay.
thnks very much.

I didn't read all of the email, but I knew it was the typical fake money order scam.  I added Kelly to Yahoo ID and we had the following chat.


Kelly: hello
Joyce: Hello
Kelly: HOW ARE YOU TODAY MADAM
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Kelly: WELL I AM FIONE BUT JUST BUSY ABOUT THE  MY JOB
Joyce: If your'e so busy, then why are you online chatting?
Kelly: well i just come online just now okay
Kelly:  so tell me have you send the filling of the form to the hign table
Kelly: sam_paul07@myway.com
Joyce: Okay
Kelly: have you?
Joyce: Yes
Kelly: cos somer have just been offer the job tyo start   monday
Joyce: Are there still positions available?
Kelly: ohhh yes
Kelly:  we are still looking for good and honest seven people
Joyce: I'm good and honest, but I'm only one person
Kelly: i think you read the letter well
Kelly: and pls dont just do any mistake okay so tht your form can be accepted okay?
Joyce: Joyce Nelson don't make mistakes
Kelly: good
Kelly:  so tell me now are you honest and caring and kind in working?
Joyce: Yes. 
Joyce: In working and in everyday life
Kelly: good
Kelly: so tell me wat is ur back ground on education?
Joyce: I graduated from Dartmouth with a degree in Business Management and also Muffler Repair
Kelly: good
Kelly: do you have any experince in bussiness atall?
Joyce: Yes.  A whole lot of it
Kelly: ohhhhh good
Kelly: so tel me have you understand well about the work now
Joyce: Yeah.  Seems easy enough
Kelly: so are  you  ready  to work  with us
Kelly: are  you  sure  we can have that  faith in you??
Joyce: Yes.  You can always trust me always
Kelly: we  need  trusting  ppl 
Kelly: okay 
Kelly: well  let  me take you  with your  words 
Kelly: did  you  send CV as well  to  them ???
Kelly: cos they will need ur CV AS well
Joyce: What's CV?
Kelly: i  mean are  you  cridential  completed??
Joyce: What's that mean?
Kelly: curriculum activities
Kelly: ur certificate
Joyce: What certificate?
Joyce: Do you have any idea what you're talking about?
Kelly: tht was offer to you  in bussiness
Kelly: cos we want to be sure tht you are very good person cos you are going to enjoy working with us
Joyce: Yeah
Kelly: after seven month of working with us you will be given a good position  in our company
Joyce: That sounds great.  I hope to be a high ranking member of your organization someday
Kelly: for  sure 
Joyce: Yay!!!!!!
Kelly: good
Kelly:  i need to go now
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: Bye
Kelly: i  have some office work to  work  okay  here  okay 
Joyce: I'll let you get back to your important work
Kelly: they will  reply you back from the head office soon okay
Kelly: just stay in touch
Kelly: okay
Joyce: No doubt
Kelly: good
Kelly: are you on cam
Kelly:  cos they will like to see you on cam
Kelly: if the MD    want to talk to you
Kelly: okay
Joyce: No.  I do not have a cam
Joyce: Does the MD have a cam?
Kelly: well  i dont know ,,,,,, cos he dont use messenger
Kelly: okay
Kelly: just on phone okay
Joyce: Then what's the cam all about then?
Kelly: i will neeed to go now okay i neeed to do some office work okay
Joyce: Nice talking with you
Kelly: good
Kelly: bye for now
Joyce: Bye
Kelly: ok

Later that day, I received the following email...


FROM THE DESK
OF MANAGING DIRECTOR
MR .SAM PETER
How are you today mrs Joyce Nelson ,,,, and how was ur day ,,,, well thnks very much for filling of the form,,,, but are you told in the form tht you have to obtain our form with just only 150$ then you can become a full member of our company and a very great workers tht will have chance in our comapany tommorow i mean in future,,,,, so you have to you have to write back to our ofice desk to tel you where to send it to okay then you will be given confirmation okay ,,,,,,,, thnks very much for the interest ,,,,as you can seee we dont want one tht cannot work or tht will not be honest and trustfull with us in our company. Cos i have just send some men,s money back to them yesterday and told them tht they cant work with us cos they are very rude ,,and not ready to work ,,,,, but i can see cos my assistant told me tht you are a very honest and cool in face ,,,and tht you be trustfull too,,, if you are very trustfull and honest with us then you will be promote by seven month of ur work,,, and you will be given some very good gift with ur position also okay.
I hope you are very clear about all this okay get in touch with us back
thnks very much okay
MR. SAM PETER

The next day...


Joyce: Hello
Kelly: hello mrs joyce
Joyce: I received the email from Sam Peter
Kelly: ohhh i seee
Kelly:  so wat was the reply ,,,, have they ask youto start yet
Joyce: He said something about $150
Kelly: ohhhhhhhhh yes
Kelly: tht is the amount of the obtaining of the form for new obtainers ,,,, so have you been  the branch which you paythe form cashto?
Kelly: yet?
Joyce: What are you talking about?
Kelly: the form amount then you will be send the confirmation to start work fast
Joyce: I never received a form
Joyce: Just the email from Sam Peter
Kelly: ohhhi seee
Kelly:  well it will be send to you okay tht will be in the head office okay,,,,,,
Joyce: Okay
Kelly: you will be given the form and you have to pay for  the form ,,,for future use okay
Joyce: Okay.  I understand
Joyce: How am I supposed to send the $150?
Kelly: well theywill tell you to send it to one of the branches they send you to pay it to,,, okay
Joyce: Yes, but how?
Joyce: Do I mail a check or something?
Kelly: wellyou will have to send it through western union ,,,, but the MD himself will let know where to send the form money okay
Kelly: then you will start  work fully
Kelly:  but pls you have to  be honest and be carefully,, so thtthey put truston you okay
Joyce: Okay.  Honesty is synonymous with Joyce in some languages
Kelly: okay
Kelly:  sooni know he will want to see all the workers all around the world tht is working for him okay
Joyce: I'm looking forward to meeting him.  He seems like the perfect boss
Kelly: good
Kelly:  i am doing some office work here ,,, rightnow tht my MD send to me to filled up here,,,,
Kelly: i have been busyhere
Joyce: Okay.  I'll let you get back to your work
Kelly: iknow by next  four month we are all going to meet at the headquarters
Kelly:  for the whole branch of the companies meeting
Joyce: Where is headquarters located?
Kelly: united kingdom
Kelly: we have branches in europe,,, spain,,, canada and western afrieca also,,
Joyce: The UK, Spain and also in Europe?
Joyce: You guys sure are branching out
Kelly:  it is just remain united state of america to established now
Joyce: I shall be the building block on that branch
Kelly: okay
Kelly:  tht is whyi am tellingyouto behonest and trustfull so tht you can be one of the lucky one in this year
Joyce: I'm an honest and dependable person
Joyce: and loyal, and gregarious, and ambiguous, and trustworthy
Kelly: good
Joyce: and docile
Kelly: okay
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: I'm going to sign off now.
Joyce: We'll chat again another time
Kelly: okay
Kelly:  i will be able to do something here also okaycos iam very busy doing some office work okay
Joyce: Okay.  I can tell you are very busy.
Joyce: Goodbye
Kelly: okay
Kelly:  i will  soon finished soon wati am doing\

Later that day...


Hello Joyce
H ow are you today and how was ur day now tht you are fully readyto work with us you have to obtain our company form fast ,,,,,,, and then start ur work fullywith us after you moght have obtain the form okay .You will be given the information thtyou will use to send the money of the form now okay
this is it below ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
name: mark crespo
address:41 allen avenue
city: ikeja
state: lagos
country: Nig
zipcode: 23401
txt question: wat is the money for?
txt answer: company form

So usethis informationto gonow and pay through Western union okay ,,,,,,you have to be fast abouttht ...... and afteryou might have pay forit then it will be send fastto ur mail here to get it fill up then you can start working with us fully ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, you can send the MTCN,,,, AND THE REST INFORMATIONYOU USE TO SEND IT TOTHIS EMAILS OKAY,,,,,,,,,,,,greatandhonestman@kittymail.com,,,,,,,,OR ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,greatandhonestman@yahoo.com,,,,,,OR,,,,,,,,,sam_paul07@myway.com,,,, then you be be given the form to filled and be one of our company fully members okayso you can get akll watthe fully member always get okay ,,,, DO THT FAST NOW OKAY,,,,,,
Mr Sam Peter,,,,,,,,,,


That night, I sent Sam Peter the standard fake MTCN, name and address I use.  I never heard back from him.

The next day...



Joyce: Hello
Kelly: hello
Kelly:  how are you today Mrs joyce?
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Kelly: well i am fine ty
Kelly:  well i am just doing some office work
Kelly:  so have you heard from the MD  yet.....Mr sam peter,,,,, about how you will get the form obtain?
Joyce: I got the form, and I sent the payment, but I never heard back
Joyce: I had to send another email this morning to find out what's going on
Kelly: have you paid it
Joyce: Yes.  Two or three days ago
Kelly: ohhh i seee
Joyce: I sent Sam Peter the info but I got no response
Kelly:  how much do you pay
Joyce: $150
Kelly:  welll i think you will have to start working with us then,,,,,cos he send you name among those tht will start tht was why i ask you  maybe you have get it paid
Joyce: Okay, but I was hoping for some kind of response from him
Kelly: ohh sure he will
Joyce: It's kind of disturbing when you send payment and you never hear anything back
Kelly:  you know  he is very cautious on picking people tht is why
Joyce: I better hear from him soon or we're going to have a problem
Kelly:  but i am assuring you tht you will soon receive the congratulation letter from him then you can start working with us immediatelly
Joyce: Okay
Kelly: do you still have the infor there witrh you
Kelly:  maybe i can have copy of it here now?
Joyce: I sent it to Sam Peter
Joyce: He is the one requesting it, not you
Kelly: okay
Kelly: tht was why i was asking maybe you have get it send okay
Kelly:  i am lketting you know tht as  soon as i get all the names of new workers ready then your copy of congratulation letter will be send to you okay to start fully work with us okay
Joyce: My name better be on that list or we're going to have big problem
Kelly: cos  he as already know about you tht you are someone tht do really need to work with us
Joyce: Correct
Kelly: well  so plesease Mrs joyce you have to be very kind and let ur self down  ,,,,,low cos i had from the MD  last time tht he will be promoting the new workers soon if he see tht they are really good and great and also of moral intensity too
Joyce: That's great. I'm looking forward to working with you
Kelly: ohhhhh well i am letting you know this now tht before next week saturday to this time then you will be one of our fully workers in our company
Kelly: okay Mrs  Joyce
Joyce: I'm glad to hear that
Kelly: well tht is how it will be cos our company really need someone like you ,,,, in our comapny to work with us
Kelly: okay
Joyce: Thanks
Kelly: well it is the way  you are  tht  really makes you get this job okay
Joyce: Glad to hear it
Joyce: It was nice chatting with you again, but I need to go
Kelly: okay
Kelly:  i think  you will had something from him soon okay
Kelly: i also need to do some office work too okay
Joyce: We'll talk again soon
Joyce: Goodbye
Kelly: okay

There seems to be a communication breakdown between the Chat Man and the Money Man.  They straightened things out apparently and took the fake MTCN number to Western Union.  They, of course, came back empty handed. 

The next day...


Joyce: Hello
Kelly: hello Mrs joyce
Kelly: how are you today
Joyce: I'm fine. How are you?
Kelly: well i am cool
Joyce: ok
Kelly:  well mrs joyce,,,, i was been told tht the   he cant get the money cash ,,, tht he want you to send   him the full details tht you use to send the money ,,,,,,
Kelly:  as in ,,,,,, full names
Kelly:  city,,,,,zipcode
Kelly: and the mtcn
Joyce: Give it to you or mail it to him?
Kelly: mail it to him
Kelly: so tht he can get it fast then  you also can start working fast
Joyce: Okay, but it won't be any different than what I sent before
Kelly: ohh ,,,but he was just telling me tht,,,, tht details you use to send the money to him,,,, wat you need to do now is to send him the full deatails tht you use to send the money to him okay
Joyce: Are you calling me a liar?
Kelly: noooooooooo
Kelly:  you are not
Joyce: Damn right
Joyce: So what's the purpose of resending the info I sent two days ago?
Kelly: okay i see
Kelly: so you need to let him have the full names,,, citry,zipcode,and the mtcn you use to send the money to him so tht can be clear fast okay?
Joyce: So he has not claimed the money yet?
Kelly: yes he told me tht
Joyce: Good
Joyce: This whole thing seems unprofessional to me
Joyce: I want my money back
Kelly: well do you know wat?
Kelly:  you will get working with us by tuesday
Kelly:  then you will know ,,, you know you are not the only one he is dealing with
Kelly:  we are employing many workers into our company
Kelly: okay
Kelly: you have ot understand okay
Joyce: I am withdrawing my application. 
Joyce: Everything is stupid
Kelly: ohh dont think tht okay
Kelly: dont him respond to you yet?
Joyce: No
Joyce: That's another thing I didn't like
Kelly: cos i have just file all the 12 names of the workers
Kelly: and your name was in number 6 of it
Kelly: tht will start on this monday
Kelly: you can wait till then to know if he is lying okay,,,, we are really doing this okay
Joyce: BRB
Kelly: okay
Joyce: I'm sorry, but I don't think I want to do this
Kelly: wat?
Joyce: I've had my doubts for the last two or three days
Kelly: tht wat
Joyce: Now I know this is something I don't want to be involved with
Joyce: This isn't a professional outfit, and I want out
Kelly: but why your name have been file already in opur company file
Joyce: Withdraw my name, please
Kelly: do you know wat?
Joyce: What?
Kelly: who do you want us to us for ur name now?
Kelly: wjhen you have just paid for the form?
Joyce: I'll be getting my money back
Kelly: when?
Joyce: Before you cash it
Kelly: well will  pay you back it as been cash
Kelly: okay
Joyce: That's not what I see
Kelly:  but we will pay you back if you need it back
Kelly: wat do you see
Joyce: Unclaimed
Kelly: ohh i seee
Kelly: well  do  you  know  why  we  did  not  go  for  the money  ???
Joyce: Because you had school today?
Kelly: we  did  not  go  becos  we went  you  to  know  that  the  company  is  not  after  your  money 
Kelly: so  just  get  that  to  you  self 
Joyce: That's fine, because you will not be getting my money
Joyce: I changed my mind about this company
Kelly: what  is  it  by  the  time now  ?/
Joyce: 8:20 pm
Kelly: okay 
Kelly: so wat are you doing now?
Joyce: Taking care of a personal matter
Kelly: which matter
Joyce: The money
Kelly: ok
Kelly: do you know wat?
Joyce: I'm on hold right now with Western Union
Joyce: When I'm connected to an operator, I will cancel the transfer
Kelly:  i want you to wait ,,,,,, till tommorow then you can know tht you are really one of the workers
Kelly: tht is not tyhe best atall
Joyce: Goodnight
Kelly: ok

The next day...


Kelly: hello
Kelly:  how are you today mrs,,,, joyce
Joyce: Hello.  I'm fine. How are you?
Kelly: well i am cool
Kelly: so wat have you been doing since
Joyce: Since what?
Kelly: today?
Joyce: I've been doing a lot of things
Kelly: ohh i see
Kelly:  like wat
Joyce: Stuff
Kelly: okay
Kelly:  so tell me now have you gotting some stuff and package in ur home now from our client there in USA
Joyce: Mail hasn't arrived yet
Kelly:  cos they have post ur name among of those workers in usa
Joyce: I thought I told you I quit
Kelly: ohhhh really but mr sam didnt know about tht,,, ur name was among of the workers
Joyce: I told you a few days ago
Kelly:  ohhhhhh i see,,, is tht why you went to get ur money back ?,,,,,cos he told me tht he dont see any money to get ,,i mean the one you said you send to him
Kelly: for the form
Joyce: I told you I quit your stupid company full of losers
Joyce: And I got a refund from Western Union
Kelly: have you get it ?
Joyce: Yes.  It's in my pocketbook
Kelly: do you know wat   i will tell  you now?
Joyce: What?
Kelly: i want you to go back now to get the money send to him back now ,,,, okay cos in  the package tht is coming to you ,,, there is a check of 2500$ for you  ,,,,, tht is how it is always send to the new workers to get things done in there homes,,,,,
Joyce: I think I'll keep my money
Joyce: and I'll probably keep the check too
Kelly:  but mr sam petter didnt know tht you are not interested again
Joyce: I don't care
Kelly: he have send it to you now and it is going to get to you soon okay
Kelly: well it  is urs cos he think you are now one of our workers okay
Joyce: He's wrong
Kelly:  but this is ur opportunity to work and get good salary
Joyce: I get a good salary already
Kelly: pls cos i know you are such a lovely  and honest one too i will want you to work for us pls we need someone like you in our compnay
Joyce: I don't want to work for you two.  You don't seem professional
Kelly: ohhh it is legell
Kelly: how much do you get in ur work?
Joyce: That's none of your business
Kelly: okay
Joyce: Adults usually don't ask a person how much they make
Joyce: That's yet another reason why both of you are not professional
Kelly: ohhhh i knbow why i am saying this okay
Kelly:  cos you are loosing oprtinity
Joyce: I think YOU lost an opportunity
Joyce: And that opportunity was me and you in the supply closet
Kelly:  you can ask one of the new workers now i can give you the mail she just got the check daybefore yesterday
Kelly: and she have get it cash
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: Who is this new worker?
Kelly: she is  peggy sharon
Kelly: honestwoman@yahoo.com
Joyce: So she has an ID that is nearly identical to yours?
Kelly: tht is why i want you to gain from this cos it wont comeup again in usa
Kelly: well tht is her id
Joyce: and it's almost exactly like yours
Joyce: honestwoman@yahoo.com & greatandhonestman@yahoo.com
Kelly: you think right
Kelly: but is not the same
Joyce: Besides, Peggy Sharon is an obviosly fake name
Joyce: It's a firstie firstie
Joyce: Peggy & Sharon are both first names
Kelly:  okay
Joyce: Here's what's going to happen...
Joyce: I'm going to keep the $2,500
Joyce: and I'm still not going to work for you
Kelly: so wat are you going to do with sam money now/
Joyce: Spend it
Kelly: good
Joyce: I'm guessing the money might be stolen
Joyce: So I'll cash it at a pawn shop or liquor store
Joyce: They don't ask for ID there
Kelly: pls dont embarasse me okay
Joyce: How can I embarrass you?
Kelly:  tht is wat you are doing now
Kelly: cos i am trying just to help you
Joyce: I haven't seen you help me at all
Joyce: Except for giving me free money
Kelly: but you need to work before tht can be done
Kelly:  okay
Kelly: iyalaya e
Joyce: What happened?
Joyce: You licked too hard and the top scoop fell off the cone and onto the keyboard?
Kelly: okay
Kelly: do as you like
Joyce: I will
Kelly:  so tell me can we both be doing tht bussiness together
Joyce: Of course not
Kelly:  it will pay you and pay me also
Joyce: I'm not interested in working with you
Joyce: or Sam Peter
Kelly:  i will  send you many money orders and you will get it cash
Kelly: 50/50
Joyce: No
Joyce: The only reason I got involved in the first place was because you said I would be working with Peter Jackson
Kelly: yes
Kelly:  tht is peter jackson
Joyce: No.  Peter Jackson is the director of the Lord of the Rings trilogy
Joyce: That's who I wanted to work with
Joyce: I wanted to be a hobbit



Joyce:
or maybe an orc



Kelly:
tht is why you making a mistake
Joyce: No. You made the mistake.
Joyce: Just like Frodo made the mistake in trusting Smeagol
Kelly:  tht is original sam peter jackson you are losing
Joyce: I don't care.
Joyce: Sam Peter can kiss my balls

20 minutes later


Joyce: Was the $2,500 sent in a brown package?
Joyce: With scotch tape on the sides?
Kelly: yes
Kelly:  have you received itttttttttttttt?
Joyce: Yes
Kelly: ohhhh my god

Note from James:  That was a lucky guess on my part.  Nearly every letter I've received from outside the U.S. has been shipped in a brown envelope. 


Kelly:  have you got tht?
Joyce: Yes.  Thank you for the FREE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!
Kelly: really?
Joyce: Brown envelope with scotch tape
Joyce: shipped Priority
Kelly: yes tht is how  it is always send to the workers
Kelly: so do you see now tht we are not lying to you ,,, but wat are you going to do with ht now?
Joyce: I'm going to take it to a pawn shop and cash it
Joyce: They take a percentage, but at least they don't ask for ID
Joyce: Because I'm still pretty sure this money isn't legit
Kelly: but why
Kelly:  didnt i told you tht you will be send the 2500$?
Joyce: Yes.
Joyce: And I'll be keeping it
Kelly: well do you know wat?
Kelly:  just take it there and get it cash ,,,, i am telling you now surelly with one mind tht  this is very legal okay
Joyce: Legal or not, I'm still not going to work for you
Kelly: ,,,,,, so tell me the truth now ,,,, are you married?
Joyce: Why does that matter?
Kelly: well cos i see you are such a lovely woman tht is honest and caring nad tht is also always careful ,,,, tht is why i like the kind of woman like you
Joyce: That's inappropriate conduct for the work place
Joyce: Yet another reason that you are totally unprofessional
Kelly: weell i am just telng you this okay just to let you know okay
Joyce: I'm already aware of my sexiness
Kelly:  okay
Kelly:  it is out of work for now
Joyce: I've gotta go
Joyce: Tell Sam Peter he's got a new enemy
Joyce: and her name is Joyce Fuckin' Nelson
Kelly: wat dp you mean?
Joyce: I mean I'm keeping your money and you're gonna back off
Joyce: Otherwise, there's gonna be trouble
Joyce: Big trouble
Joyce: FOR YOU!!!
Kelly: well it is okay
Joyce: Damn right
Kelly: okay
Joyce: I'm gonna go cash me a check
Joyce: Bye forever, loser
Kelly: nope

The next day...


Kelly: i know you will have get tht check cash by now
Joyce: Yes
Joyce: May I have some more?
Kelly: where did you get it cash tell me
Joyce: I went to a pawn shop
Joyce: It cost 20%
Kelly: ohhhhh i see
Kelly: when did you get it cash?
Joyce: Yesterday
Kelly: i see
Kelly: so i want you to know tht this thingyouy are doing is not good atall
Joyce: Really? Because it work out good for me
Kelly: okay
Kelly: do you know wat?
Joyce: What?
Kelly: i want you to send me 1000$ out of the money tht you just get cash okay,,,,,
Kelly: i bet you ,,,,soon you will be send another one soon by the md
Joyce: Do you know what?
Kelly: wat?
Joyce: I'm keeping it all
Kelly: Pls
Joyce: Never
Kelly: cos i just need some little money my dear
Joyce: I'm not your dear
Kelly: ok
Kelly: you need to be sincere to me here
Kelly: cos you will son get some check from us okay
Joyce: Then I guess my pockets will be jingling a little louder
Kelly: okay
Kelly: well i will be coming to your house
Joyce: I'll save you a Guinness
Kelly: you have to know tht i am just a very sensible man here
Joyce: Since you are sensible, maybe you will understand why I had to do this...
Joyce: http://home.earthlink.net/~mrjamespruitt/KellyPauline.html
Kelly: wat site is this?
Joyce: It's all about you, boss
Kelly: ohhhhh
Kelly: to let you know i am not wat you put there on the site oay
Kelly: i will have to sue you for this website okay
Joyce: Do it
Kelly: i have the website already with me okay
Kelly: you can get it off okay
Kelly: you will really know the kind of person i am when i get there with you okay
Joyce: I'm keeping it forever
Kelly: this is how you people destroy the name of america
Joyce: You're destroying the name of Nigeria
Joyce: Nevermind...
Joyce: Nigeria already has a shitty reputation because of people like you
Kelly: the money was used to trap you okay
Kelly: tht is wat you dont know okay
Joyce: Thank you for the trap
Joyce: It just bought me plasma TV
Kelly: well you know tht when i come to your house to arrest you on this okay
Joyce: I'm looking forward to it
Kelly: i am ready to spend the last mobey on me to send you to jail okay
Joyce: I think I just took your last money
Kelly: you better dont get the site sign off okay
Joyce: Nope. It's permanent
Kelly: so i can use it as my withness
Joyce: I will use you as a my toilet paper when I wipe my ass
Kelly: you are a very crazy woman
Joyce: Guess what?
Joyce: I'm not a woman
Kelly: wat?
Joyce: Penis and testicles
Kelly: you will die for this okay
Joyce: Are you threatrening me?
Kelly: you are a bastard
Joyce: Yeah, a $2,500 Bastard