John's Potential Victim:

Joyce Nelson The lovable Joyce is a 49 year old widow.  Scammers see the love in her eyes, even when she's wearing her trademark shades.  Little does this scammer know, Joyce is really a 27 year old man.
About the scammer...
Name: John Duncan / Dorojaye Danniel Dare
Email: jduncancares4u@yahoo.com
Location:  Lagos, Nigeria
Profile: MySpace


hello..am john by the name...i just came across of your profile abd i intend to say hi to you..if you dont mind you can get get back to me...here is my emaill address jduncancares4u@yahoo.com


John  Duncan: hello
John  Duncan: hw you doing
Joyce Nelson: Hello
Joyce Nelson: I'm fine.  How are you?
John  Duncan: am cool
John  Duncan: can i ask you a question
Joyce Nelson: Yes
John  Duncan: ok
John  Duncan: were do you got my id
Joyce Nelson: You wrote to me
Joyce Nelson: on MySpace
Joyce Nelson: Have you forgotten?
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: i can remeber you
John  Duncan: am john from us..mi
Joyce Nelson: I am Joyce from NC
Joyce Nelson: I thought you were from Norwood, NC?
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: am 48 old of age
John  Duncan: hw old are you
Joyce Nelson: I am 49
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: am doin construction for my livng
John  Duncan: am chrisatian
Joyce Nelson: I am a book supplier
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: am single daddy bet have son of 24 old of age
John  Duncan: and you
Joyce Nelson: I have one son.  He is 27
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: tell me moore of you
Joyce Nelson: What would you like to know?
John  Duncan: for how long you have been sinlge
Joyce Nelson: My last relationship ended in May
John  Duncan: this year
Joyce Nelson: Yes
Joyce Nelson: I had to end it because he called me the f word
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: what do you like to do for hobbies
Joyce Nelson: I enjoy smelting
John  Duncan: sound cool
John  Duncan: what do you do for fun
Joyce Nelson: I just told you
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: am john
John  Duncan: single daddy
John  Duncan: 48 old of age
John  Duncan: doin construction for my livng
John  Duncan: i dont have mum and dad
John  Duncan: no family
John  Duncan: except my son
Joyce Nelson: Thank you for the summary of this chat
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: the name of son is jerry
John  Duncan: what bout you
Joyce Nelson: My son's name is James
John  Duncan: nice name
Joyce Nelson: Thanks.  I made it up myself
John  Duncan: do you have cam
Joyce Nelson: No
Joyce Nelson: Do you?
John  Duncan: no babe
John  Duncan: do you have frinds
Joyce Nelson: Yes. 
John  Duncan: can you just tell me the type of man you are looking for
Joyce Nelson: Honest, and pudgy, and tall, and dark shirt and khakis
John  Duncan: sound cool
John  Duncan: me looking for nice..cool...intellingent and god fearing
John  Duncan: woman that will love me deeply
John  Duncan: not a player
Joyce Nelson: The only thing I play is checkers
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: tell me  more of you..love to chat to you
Joyce Nelson: What else would you like to know about me?
John  Duncan: anything babe
Joyce Nelson: Ask a question, and I'll be glad to answer
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: can you jsut tell me your last relationship
Joyce Nelson: I already told you about it.  It lasted for a few months, but it's over
John  Duncan: how does it happen
John  Duncan: pls tell me so that i will know...how am going to play my game to you
Joyce Nelson: What kind of game?
John  Duncan: i mean  i need ro know this..so that i will be know how to talk to talk you
Joyce Nelson: Talking is a game?
John  Duncan: cus i dont want to offended you
Joyce Nelson: I am not easily offended
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: you have 1 son..right
Joyce Nelson: Yes
Joyce Nelson: James
John  Duncan: were does he live right now
John  Duncan: with you?
Joyce Nelson: No. He lives in Raleigh
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: have he married
Joyce Nelson: No
Joyce Nelson: Does your son live with you?
John  Duncan: yes
Joyce Nelson: Isn't he too old to still live with a parent?
John  Duncan: yes i think so
Joyce Nelson: So why do you allow it?
John  Duncan: bet me love my son so much that si why i did not allow him to move and each
Joyce Nelson: ...because he is an adult
John  Duncan: yes i know
Joyce Nelson: Okay
John  Duncan: soonest i will get it for him
Joyce Nelson: Okay
John  Duncan: love to chat with you
John  Duncan: were are you right now
Joyce Nelson: Home
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: that is great
John  Duncan: i lost my wife last year through car accident
Joyce Nelson: I'm sorry to hear that
John  Duncan: i was very sad  to tell you this
John  Duncan: cus i love her so much
Joyce Nelson: I lost my husband in 1998 due to ovarian cancer
John  Duncan: sorry to hear that
Joyce Nelson: Thank you for your concern
John  Duncan: it was very painful here in that for me
John  Duncan: i swear
Joyce Nelson: Me too
John  Duncan: yes babe
John  Duncan: jerry have been disturbing me since all this day that i must have someone that will repalce hs mum
Joyce Nelson: Okay
Joyce Nelson: Isn't he too old to be talking like that?
John  Duncan: dont think so
Joyce Nelson: You said he is 24
John  Duncan: yes
Joyce Nelson: That is something a child would say
John  Duncan: and i get some reason of whaqt he said
Joyce Nelson: Your son needs to act like an adult
Joyce Nelson: I bet he sleeps in a racecar bed
John  Duncan: yes babe
John  Duncan: he been feeling her mum
John  Duncan: can yo be like her mum
Joyce Nelson: No
Joyce Nelson: I'm not going to play mother to some man-child
John  Duncan: why
Joyce Nelson: Your son is too old to be needing a new mother
Joyce Nelson: I bet he walks around the house wearing nothing but a giant man-diaper
John  Duncan: no lol
John  Duncan: so dont get me mad
Joyce Nelson: I'm just telling you that I stopped wiping other people's asses a long time ago
John  Duncan: not that babe
John  Duncan: only that i love him so much and i dont want him to get involve in bad company
Joyce Nelson: As long as he stays in his fort, I'm sure the Crips and the Bloods will not harm him
John  Duncan: he want me to get have wive
John  Duncan: cus i dont stay at home
John  Duncan: and he told me that am bored
John  Duncan: he need someone that will beside me
Joyce Nelson: So he needs it, not you?
John  Duncan: just cus i love him
John  Duncan: tht is all
John  Duncan: cus i dont hve wife that is am bussy with work
Joyce Nelson: Okay
John  Duncan: if you accept now to be my wife...i will not bussy at work again
Joyce Nelson: Are you proposing?
John  Duncan: yeah babe
Joyce Nelson: Are you crazy?
Joyce Nelson: We haven't even met!
John  Duncan: i love you
John  Duncan: no babe
John  Duncan: we shall meet
John  Duncan: meeting you face to face  is nor prob for me
John  Duncan: ok
Joyce Nelson: I think proposals should been done in person
Joyce Nelson: and at a public place like the Olive Garden
John  Duncan: i will meet you ok
John  Duncan: that s not a prob
Joyce Nelson: I'm going to sign off now
John  Duncan: why
Joyce Nelson: I should go now
John  Duncan: were are you goin
Joyce Nelson: Sorry.  Gotta go
John  Duncan: pls dont go
Joyce Nelson: We'll chat again some other time
John  Duncan: tell me cus i dont be online much
Joyce Nelson: Take care
Joyce Nelson: Bye
John  Duncan: oh ok..try to be online here
John  Duncan: i love your conversatin and you seems to be nice

Three days later...


John  Duncan: hello joyce
John  Duncan: how you doing today
Joyce Nelson: Hello
Joyce Nelson: I'm fine. How are you?
John  Duncan: how are you today
John  Duncan: nice to hear from you
Joyce Nelson: Nice to hear from you too
John  Duncan: were have you been since all this days
Joyce Nelson: I've been around
Joyce Nelson: I just haven't seen you online
John  Duncan: whn was tht
John  Duncan: i came only just cus of you bet i meet your absnt online here
Joyce Nelson: Well, I come online every day
Joyce Nelson: I guess we come on at different times
John  Duncan: Ok
John  Duncan: So tell me more abt u
Joyce Nelson: What would you like to know?
John  Duncan: How old are u,,
John  Duncan: wht ur name Plus are u married
Joyce Nelson: I answered all these questions during our first chat
Joyce Nelson: It seems you have forgotten everything about me
John  Duncan: No. not tht.. please jst tht i though u never hv any internet for me whn we first meet
Joyce Nelson: I am not interested in chatting with forgetful people
Joyce Nelson: Bye
John  Duncan: No..hell no
John  Duncan: Wht re u talkin abt.. i jst wnt to recomfer.. I knw ur name u joyce
John  Duncan: And u do book supply for living right
Joyce Nelson: Yes
John  Duncan: Jst tht i dnt knw ur age
Joyce Nelson: I am 49
Joyce Nelson: and I told you that before
John  Duncan: Ok.. am 48
Joyce Nelson: I know.  I don't forget things
John  Duncan: Am sorry
John  Duncan: do you rememeber my name
Joyce Nelson: John Duncan
John  Duncan: very good
John  Duncan: do you rememebr my son s name
Joyce Nelson: Jerry?
John  Duncan: beautiful
John  Duncan: thans so much
Joyce Nelson: You're welcome
John  Duncan: so shall we continue were we stop last time
Joyce Nelson: Okay
John  Duncan: i email my son bout you and she was very happy to meet
John  Duncan: you
Joyce Nelson: That's nice
John  Duncan: i love to know you more than this..if you dont mind
Joyce Nelson: What would you like to know?
John  Duncan: anything bout you
John  Duncan: cus i love chatting to you
Joyce Nelson: Feel free to ask a question
John  Duncan: i dont knw how to tell you this.....
John  Duncan: am inlove with you
Joyce Nelson: That's very nice of you!
John  Duncan: oh really
John  Duncan: how does it sound
John  Duncan: ?
Joyce Nelson: Sounds nice
John  Duncan: sure joyce
John  Duncan: ?
John  Duncan: do you happy too there
Joyce Nelson: Yes. I am happy also
John  Duncan: ohhhh
John  Duncan: sound cool
John  Duncan: am now in african for biz trip
Joyce Nelson: I know. You told me
John  Duncan: i think i told you this before
John  Duncan: right
Joyce Nelson: Yes. You told me in our last chat
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: thans for remembrance
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: you are frindly
John  Duncan: and care to chat
Joyce Nelson: You're welcome
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: what can talk bout
Joyce Nelson: Anything you wish to talk about
John  Duncan: well now let bout life
Joyce Nelson: Okay
John  Duncan: i have no mum and dad in my life
John  Duncan: i hav no bro and sis
Joyce Nelson: Me neither
John  Duncan: am doing construction for my livng
John  Duncan: i have investment in spain..germany and in nigeria
John  Duncan: i told you thid bf
John  Duncan: right
Joyce Nelson: No
Joyce Nelson: What type of investment?
John  Duncan: oh sorry
John  Duncan: construction investment
John  Duncan: i mean
Joyce Nelson: Oh okay
John  Duncan: have you been to michigan
Joyce Nelson: Yes
Joyce Nelson: About 40 or 50 times
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: have you ever been in nigeria here
Joyce Nelson: No
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: how many ppl do you have online
John  Duncan: i mean on internet
Joyce Nelson: Several
John  Duncan: female and male
Joyce Nelson: Both
John  Duncan: what are they talking bout
Joyce Nelson: They are my friends
Joyce Nelson: and my conversations with them do not concern you
John  Duncan: oh really
Joyce Nelson: Yes
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: i cant just wait to see ya
John  Duncan: you are so nice
Joyce Nelson: Yes.  I'm charming and delightful
John  Duncan: sound great
John  Duncan: can you come to nigeria
Joyce Nelson: No
John  Duncan: just for visitation
John  Duncan: oh why
Joyce Nelson: Not interested
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: things is not easy here with me
John  Duncan: something terrible happen to me yesterday
Joyce Nelson: What happened?
John  Duncan: what happen is that..i was attack by army robber right here and they take my property away including my money
John  Duncan: i lodge ta hotel here
Joyce Nelson: I'm so sorry to hear that
John  Duncan: oh ty
John  Duncan: i never expect this in my life

Note from JamesHe's going in for the kill, but I can't let this happen yet.  This chat took place on a Friday, and if I did the usual routine, he would attempt to claim money on Saturday morning.  However, it seems that the banks / Western Unions in Nigeria are not always open on Saturday.  I don't want him to have the fake info all weekend and attempt to track it.

In order to slow things down a little, I had to fake a computer problem.  I repeatedly signed on and off for the remainder of the chat...

Joyce Nelson: I'm sorry
Joyce Nelson: I'm having computer problems here
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: hello
Joyce Nelson: Hello
Joyce Nelson: Are you still there?
John  Duncan: yourn computer is messing up
John  Duncan: right
Joyce Nelson: Yes
Joyce Nelson: Some kind of problem on my end
John  Duncan: oh ok
John  Duncan: am very suck here right now
Joyce Nelson: Will you be online later?
John  Duncan: am here
Joyce Nelson: I need to fix this now before it gets too late
John  Duncan: i will call my client now..he owed me some money in state
Joyce Nelson: We will chat again later
John  Duncan: oh ok
Joyce Nelson: Oh okay
John  Duncan: today
John  Duncan: bye
John  Duncan: i will wait
Joyce Nelson: It might take a while
John  Duncan: i will call my clint to send me the money cus he owed me some money
Joyce Nelson: Okay
Joyce Nelson: Talk to you later
John  Duncan: and i will give you feel back..ok
Joyce Nelson: Take care
Joyce Nelson: Bye
John  Duncan: oh ok my love
John  Duncan: love you
Joyce Nelson: love you too
John  Duncan: ty so much
John  Duncan: so i will tell you what me and my client were talked
John  Duncan: ok

I avoided the scammer for the rest of the weekend.  When we chatted again, he was ready to pick up exactly where he left off...


John  Duncan: hello love
Joyce Nelson: Hello
John  Duncan: how you doing today
Joyce Nelson: I am fine.  How are you?
John  Duncan: am cool
John  Duncan: i miss ya
Joyce Nelson: I missed you too
John  Duncan: i contact my client and he know me that he dont have cash right now
Joyce Nelson: Oh okay
John  Duncan: so i dont know what to do now
Joyce Nelson: Why is your client doing this to you?
John  Duncan: i dont babe
John  Duncan: he said he can only issued me tyhe check
Joyce Nelson: Are you going to sue him?
John  Duncan: not like that
John  Duncan: you mean i shuld sue him?
Joyce Nelson: Yes
Joyce Nelson: If he is refusing to pay
Joyce Nelson: You have every right to sue
John  Duncan: yes love bet am not in state right now
John  Duncan: yes love i knw bet  you need to help  me
Joyce Nelson: How?
John  Duncan: maybe you will borrow me some money..and when i get bck to state..i will pay you back
Joyce Nelson: How much are you asking for?
John  Duncan: $1200
Joyce Nelson: That is a lot of money to loan
John  Duncan: yes love..i know
John  Duncan: how much can you afford
Joyce Nelson: I have the money, but I just thought that was a lot
Joyce Nelson: I was sort of surprised you asked for so much
John  Duncan: oh ok love..try to help me..i will pay you back when i get back to state
John  Duncan: not like that..i  have ticket already.and i need to get my passport from my agent plus BTA fee
Joyce Nelson: I will loan you the money, but only on one condition
John  Duncan: what condition love
Joyce Nelson: You must swear to God on your life that you will pay me back
John  Duncan: i swear with my life..i will pay you abxk love
John  Duncan: i will pau you back ok
Joyce Nelson: No...
Joyce Nelson: You must swear to God on your life
John  Duncan: if i dont pay you your money back...i will not satisfied in my life
Joyce Nelson: You are avoiding it
John  Duncan: yes love..i mean it
Joyce Nelson: No...
John  Duncan: i will pay you back
Joyce Nelson: You are refusing to do as I ask
John  Duncan: what do you want me to do love
Joyce Nelson: You must say it
Joyce Nelson: Swear to God on your life that you will pay me back
John  Duncan: i use my life swear to almighty god..that i will pay you back

Note from James:  It seems the scammer did not want to make an oath to God.  Believe it or not, a lot of Nigerians, even damn dirty scammers like this one, are religious.  In fact, I recently chatted with a scammer who appears to be an actual member of the clergy. (Check out the main page of the blog for Praise / Akintunde).

Joyce Nelson: Okay
Joyce Nelson: I believe you
John  Duncan: oh ok love
John  Duncan: so what is going on now love
Joyce Nelson: Nothing much at the moment
John  Duncan: how are you going to send the money to me
Joyce Nelson: How do you want it sent?
John  Duncan: you will send it throug western union
John  Duncan: i will give you agent info now
Joyce Nelson: Okay. No problem
John  Duncan: can i give you the agent information now
Joyce Nelson: Yes.  I have a pen
John  Duncan: here is the infor
John  Duncan: Name:Dorojaye Danniel Dare
City:somolu
Country:nigeria
zipcode:23401
 text question:who is this?
Answer:john
John  Duncan: oh ok love
John  Duncan: do you got it
Joyce Nelson: i am writing it
John  Duncan: oh ok my love
John  Duncan: tell me when you through
Joyce Nelson: I have it
John  Duncan: oh love
John  Duncan: when are you going to send it love
Joyce Nelson: Tomorrow
John  Duncan: love why today
Joyce Nelson: early tomorrow morning before work
John  Duncan: oh ok love
John  Duncan: what is the time now
Joyce Nelson: 4:00 pm
John  Duncan: love you can still make today love
Joyce Nelson: I am not going back into town today
John  Duncan: oh ok love
John  Duncan: were are you now
Joyce Nelson: Home
John  Duncan: oh ok love
John  Duncan: send the western union information into my box
John  Duncan: ok
Joyce Nelson: Okay
Joyce Nelson: I will do that tomorrow morning
John  Duncan: give me your home address and full name
Joyce Nelson: Joyce Nelson / 615 N. Front St. / Wilmington, NC 28403
John  Duncan: oh ok my love
John  Duncan: love dont do any mistake while you are sending the money to me tomorrow
Joyce Nelson: I don't make mistakes

Note from James:  John briefly signs off, but returns about two or three minutes later.  This is probably due to the shitty electricity that Nigeria is known for.  This gives me the perfect opportunity to sign off.

Joyce Nelson: Are you there?
John  Duncan: still there
John  Duncan: hello love
Joyce Nelson: Oh okay
Joyce Nelson: Are you having computer problems?
John  Duncan: yes love
John  Duncan: love...dont make a mistake tomorrow while you are sending me the money
Joyce Nelson: I don't make mistakes

Note from James:  Again, he signs off briefly.  Unlike the "computer problems" from our previous chat, his appear to be real.

John  Duncan: my pc is just messing up right here
Joyce Nelson: Okay
Joyce Nelson: Will you be on later?
John  Duncan: i will be online again 2 hrs later
Joyce Nelson: Okay
John  Duncan: try to catch me
Joyce Nelson: I need to sign off now.  I'll try to catch you later
John  Duncan: oh love
John  Duncan: i dont want to leave ya right now
John  Duncan: were are you going to lovr
John  Duncan: love
Joyce Nelson: Sorry, but I have a lot of things I need to do now
John  Duncan: oh ok love
John  Duncan: i cant just wait to see ya again
Joyce Nelson: Me too
Joyce Nelson: I enjoy our chats so much
John  Duncan: am very happy to have you in my life
Joyce Nelson: i am happy too
John  Duncan: that is great
Joyce Nelson: Talk to you again soon
John  Duncan: have a wonderful day
Joyce Nelson: You too
Joyce Nelson: Goodbye
John  Duncan: bye my love
John  Duncan: till 2 hrs time
John  Duncan: love ya so much

I did not return two hours later.  Chatting again before the Western Union trick would only be a waste of time. 

At this point, I usually come online late at night and email the scammer the fake Western Union claims info.  Unfortunately, I could not do this because John was online.  I decided to wait until early in the morning and send the email.  When I signed in, John was there again.  I had no choice but to sign in, and give him the info and hope he did not track it.  (If he attempted to tracked it, I could easily whip up a fake Western Union receipt).

John and I had the following chat.  (The first few messages were offlines).  I made sure it was brief so he wouldn't multi-task and track it during our chat.  Plus, I wanted him to leave his internet cafe quickly and attempt to claim it because it was about 3 hours to closing time at the Nigerian Western Union.


John  Duncan: (8/1/2007 7:12:13 AM): <ding>
John  Duncan: (8/1/2007 7:12:19 AM): hello love
John  Duncan: (8/1/2007 7:12:21 AM): how you doing today
John  Duncan: (8/1/2007 7:12:39 AM): i thought you said you are gonna send me money today....
John  Duncan: (8/1/2007 7:13:12 AM): just try all possible best to send me the money today......plssss...i love ya so much

Note from James:  I sign in

John  Duncan: hello love
Joyce Nelson: Hello
John  Duncan: how you doing today
Joyce Nelson: I'm fine.  How are you?
John  Duncan: am cool
John  Duncan: i miss ya right here
Joyce Nelson: I missed you too
John  Duncan: love were are now
Joyce Nelson: I'm at work, so I can not stay on very long
John  Duncan: oh ok love
John  Duncan: love have you send the money
John  Duncan: ?
Joyce Nelson: Yes. 
Joyce Nelson: That is why I came online
Joyce Nelson: I was going to send you the claims info
John  Duncan: oh ok love
John  Duncan: am her love
Joyce Nelson: Okay
Joyce Nelson: Do you have a pen?
John  Duncan: yes love
Joyce Nelson: Okay
Joyce Nelson: MTCN:  7003681580
Joyce Nelson: Sender:  Joyce Nelson / 615 N. Front St. / Wilmington, NC 28403
Joyce Nelson: Test question:  Where do we chat?
Joyce Nelson: Answer:  Yahoo
John  Duncan: love..how much do you send
Joyce Nelson: $1200
John  Duncan: oh ok love
John  Duncan: love dont go yet..i need to tell ya what is going on
John  Duncan: ok
John  Duncan: never go now
Joyce Nelson: Hurry up
Joyce Nelson: I'm at work
John  Duncan: oh ok love
John  Duncan: oh love
John  Duncan: i love ya so much
Joyce Nelson: I love you too
John  Duncan: love..i cant just wait to see ya
Joyce Nelson: Me too
Joyce Nelson: I can't stay and chat
Joyce Nelson: I have to get back to work now
John  Duncan: oh no love
Joyce Nelson: You're going to get me into trouble
John  Duncan: oh ok
Joyce Nelson: Talk to you later today
John  Duncan: i will mail ya back
Joyce Nelson: Bye
John  Duncan: oh ok love
John  Duncan: bye my love

The plan worked.  John signed off shortly after I left, and he took the fake MTCN number to Western Union.  He, of course, left empty handed.  He came back online later in the day, and we had the following chat.  (Again, the first few messages are offlines)...


John  Duncan: (8/1/2007 7:56:13 PM): hello
John  Duncan: (8/1/2007 7:56:23 PM): i dont really know what you take for
John  Duncan: (8/1/2007 7:56:46 PM): you make me fool..you send me nothing

Note from James:  I sign in soon afterwards...

Joyce Nelson: What?
John  Duncan: hello love
John  Duncan: why do this to me
Joyce Nelson: Why would you say that to me?
John  Duncan: you dont send me any money
Joyce Nelson: I sent you money
Joyce Nelson: Do you not remember our chat this morning?
John  Duncan: yes i remember love
Joyce Nelson: Then why would say such a horrible thing to me?
John  Duncan: love i mean it..there is no mony there
Joyce Nelson: Why did you say I as a fool?
John  Duncan: i did tell ya..
John  Duncan: i ask ya q
John  Duncan: are you still with that info
Joyce Nelson: Yes
John  Duncan: can you give me again
Joyce Nelson: 7003681580
John  Duncan: love..i track it and i was told that there is no money there
Joyce Nelson: I'll track it
Joyce Nelson: Did you go to Western Union?
Joyce Nelson: or the bank?
John  Duncan: yes love, i do
John  Duncan: there is no monye
John  Duncan: money
Joyce Nelson: Do you swear you did not claim it?
John  Duncan: yes love
John  Duncan: i mean it
John  Duncan: what do you want to do now love
Joyce Nelson: I'm checking my credit card bill to see if the funds were sent
John  Duncan: ok

Note from James:  A short pause occurs...

Joyce Nelson: Oh my God!!!
Joyce Nelson: I see my mistake
John  Duncan: what mistake
Joyce Nelson: I made a mistake when I sent it
John  Duncan: how
John  Duncan: tell me
Joyce Nelson: I did not sent it through Western Union
John  Duncan: how do you send it to me
Joyce Nelson: I accidentally sent it to a man named Wesley Union
Joyce Nelson: http://www.myspace.com/wesleyunion



John  Duncan: oh my god
Joyce Nelson:
John  Duncan: you should have send through western union
Joyce Nelson: I know
Joyce Nelson: I made a real boner
John  Duncan: so what we wil do now
Joyce Nelson: I am so sorry
John  Duncan: love
John  Duncan: go and reend it now
John  Duncan: pls
Joyce Nelson: I can't do it now
John  Duncan: why love
Joyce Nelson: It's late
Joyce Nelson: and I have to try to get my original money back first
John  Duncan: yes i knw love
John  Duncan: when will ya do that
Joyce Nelson: Tomorrow maybe
John  Duncan: pls dont maybe there
John  Duncan: you will do it tomorrow
Joyce Nelson: Don't rush me, asshole
John  Duncan: love..am very sorry
Joyce Nelson: This is all your fault!
John  Duncan: love how
John  Duncan: what is my faulth
Joyce Nelson: You were begging for money
Joyce Nelson: and you made me make this mistake
John  Duncan: love..i dont beg for money..i told my situation and you said ya will help me
Joyce Nelson: I never volunteered
Joyce Nelson: You begged
John  Duncan: is that why do a mistake
Joyce Nelson: Yes.  You begged so much that I felt rushed
John  Duncan: yes i beg ya
Joyce Nelson: I accept your confession
John  Duncan: yes..i understand ya love
John  Duncan: bet if you can rememeber yesterday while we chat..i told ya tht..dont do mistake while you re sending money to me and you reply that you dont d mistake
Joyce Nelson: So you're blaming me?
John  Duncan: no love,,i did not
Joyce Nelson: Then what's your point?
John  Duncan: if you allow me to explain to ya..you will not sending money to wesley union
Joyce Nelson: It was a common mistake
Joyce Nelson: They have similar signs


Note from James:  In case it's not obvious already, that is the Nigerian flag burning.

John  Duncan: you dey craxze
John  Duncan: olosi
Joyce Nelson: Don't be mad. I will go there tomorrow and demand that he give me back my money, even if I have to suck everything in the room
John  Duncan: are you mad
John  Duncan: go away pls
Joyce Nelson: If you want to fill up your pockets, sometimes you have to fill up your mouth

John Duncan signs off and blocks me.  I don't blame him.  I felt like blocking myself after typing that last sentence.