Jimmy's Potential Victim:

Joyce Nelson The lovable Joyce is a 61 year old widow.  She is also the proud mother of one son, James.  Also, she's not real.
About the scammer... 
Name: Jimmy Thomas
Email: dotty_motty@yahoo.com
Location: Lagos, Nigeria
Profile: Deleted by MySpace
Note: A familiar face, but a different scamemr.  He is the third scammer on my blog to use the pic of Ken from FocusHawaii website.

hey how are u doing today hope u doing good am jimmy thomas by name.i just lost my wife 2 years ago in a plane crash on her way to her father,s place at indiana so as at now i have 2 kids they are 9 & 11 resectively, but they live with me all i do for a living is a car dealer ,but now am looking for a good woman who will do all their mum is doing for me when she is alive but ur pics show that u will be caring dont know but if that shoul be will like to hear from u soon.
Love jimmy...


Howdy Jimmy.  Sorry to hear about your wife's plane crash.  I've been in a couple myself, and believe me, that hurts.

Take care,

Joyce

Hay baby thx for the mail here is my yahoo id if u will like to chat dotty_motty will like to hear from u soon.
Love Jimmy.

Jimmy: hey
Joyce: Hello
Jimmy: How are u doing?
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Jimmy: Am great baby
Jimmy: Whats your name?
Joyce: Joyce
Jimmy: wow
Jimmy: that a lovely name
Joyce: Thanks
Jimmy: baby u got my yaho id
Joyce: Yes
Joyce: You gave it to me
Jimmy: yeah i remember
Jimmy: So how are u doing today
Joyce: Awesome
Jimmy: cool baby
Jimmy: so wht u doing for a living
Joyce: I'm a book supplier
Joyce: Self employed
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: so can u tell me litle about urself
Joyce: How about you tell me about yourself too
Joyce: What do you do for a living?
Jimmy: Am jimmy by name
Jimmy: am a car dealer
Jimmy: i travel alot
Joyce: A traveling car dealership?
Jimmy: yep
Joyce: That must be very expensive on gas to travel with cars
Jimmy: yeah baby
Jimmy: i have 2 kids
Joyce: I have one son
Jimmy: They are 9 & 11 respectively
Joyce: My son is 27
Jimmy: cool
Jimmy: hun are u married
Joyce: No
Jimmy: hmmm...lol
Joyce: You think it's funny that my husband died?
Jimmy: no baby
Joyce: What's with the LOL?
Jimmy: i lost my wife too
Joyce: I don't think that is funny either
Jimmy: baby its not funny
Joyce: Yes.  You are right.  Dead people are usually not funny
Jimmy: so baby wht u looking for on here?
Joyce: A man just like my old husband, except alive
Jimmy: Really...baby
Joyce: Yes
Jimmy: But are u caring?
Joyce: Absolutely
Jimmy: Wow..
Jimmy: thats wht am looking for baby
Joyce: Found it
Jimmy: You know i lost my wife so now am looking for the right woman who will be caring and trustworthy
Jimmy: so dont know if all that is in you
Joyce: I think we already covered the caring part
Joyce: But, yes, I am also trustworthy
Jimmy: ok baby
Jimmy: am out of the state for businees
Joyce: Where are you now?
Jimmy: am in west africa
Joyce: Oh
Joyce: I bet you'll sell a lot of cars there
Jimmy: ok baby
Jimmy: so baby can we ride on with our LOVE....
Joyce: Yes.  Fasten your seat belt
Jimmy: hmm..lol
Jimmy: u are 2 sweet baby
Joyce: Thanks
Jimmy: baby can u mail me ur pics
Joyce: Show me some of yours and I will show you some of mine
Jimmy: ok baby
Jimmy: ok will mail it to u
Joyce: You are very handsome
Jimmy: thx baby
Joyce: You're welcome
Jimmy: ok baby
Jimmy: baby hope u wont hurt me
Joyce: I will never hurt you
Joyce: and I hope you won't hurt me either
Jimmy: really baby
Joyce: Yes. Really
Jimmy: just that i will like us to be for real
Joyce: I really hope this is for real
Joyce: Really I do
Jimmy: but baby will u promise me that u will be there for me
Joyce: Yes
Joyce: Always
Jimmy: ok baby i promise u that i will be there for u ok
Jimmy: baby my kids are here with me
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: Tell them I said hello
Jimmy: You know lost there mom and cant leave  in the state alone
Jimmy: ok baby
Joyce: Yes.  I know
Jimmy: so baby will u like to chat with Harry?
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: I would like that
Jimmy: ok baby chat with him now

Joyce: Hello Harry
Harry: Hi ma
Harry: its me harry mom
Joyce: Don't call me mom
Harry: ok  am sorry
Joyce: It's okay
Joyce: You can call me Mrs. Nelson
Harry: ok Mrs nelson
Harry: how is all with u ma
Joyce: Don't call me Ma either
Joyce: It's Mrs. Nelson
Harry: its just that dad tells me about you
Harry: ok mrs nelson
Joyce: Your dad is a nice man
Joyce: You should always listen to what he says
Harry: Thx so much
Harry: Mrs Nelson will tell dad to give u a poem that i will like u to read
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: I will
Harry: Talk with dad..
Joyce: Okay
Harry: bye
Joyce: Goodbye, Harry
Harry: thank you..

Jimmy: Yean am here baby
Joyce: Nice boy you got there
Jimmy: u are 2 sweet
Jimmy: Baby can i send u something two lovers share together
Joyce: What is it?
Jimmy: Its FLOWER Baby
Joyce: You want to send me a flower?
Jimmy: yeah baby
Jimmy: so baby hope u like it?
Joyce: Yes.  I'm sure I will love it
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: will shop for that
Jimmy: just that u are my PRECIOUS STONE...
Jimmy: Sweety so which address will i send it to ?
Joyce: My address is
Joyce: Joyce Nelson / 701 N JK Powell Blvd / Whiteville, NC 28472

Note from James:  This is the address to Arby's.

Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: i love u so much
Joyce: I love you too
Jimmy: baby will u give me ur phone # so i can call u?
Joyce: I can, but it won't work if you're outside of the country
Jimmy: baby i can call u ok
Joyce: No.  I only have a local calling plan
Jimmy: U just give it to me.
Joyce: I can't make or receive long distance calls
Jimmy: come on baby
Jimmy: i can reach you ok
Joyce: I'll give it to you, but I guarantee it won't work
Jimmy: You just give it to me
Jimmy: Will try baby
Joyce: 910-641-0745

Note from James:  This is the phone number to Arby's.

Joyce: Don't blame me when the operator disconnects the call
Jimmy: ok baby will try
Jimmy: u are so preety baby
Joyce: Thank you very much
Jimmy: baby i love u so much
Joyce: I love you too
Jimmy: Do u have a cam baby
Joyce: No.  Do you?
Jimmy: Nope
Jimmy: will try angd get one soon here
Jimmy: YOU know am for a work here baby
Joyce: Yes.  You told me
Joyce: You told me that you travel
Jimmy: "When you feel alone, just look at the spaces between your fingers, remember that in those spaces you can see my fingers locked with yours forever
Joyce: That's lovely
Jimmy: i love u so much
Joyce: I love you too
Jimmy: "Ain't no moutain high enough,
Aint no valley low enough,
Aint no river wide enough,
to keep me from getting to you baby!!"
Joyce: "That's the sound of the men - Get back - workin' on the chain gang"
Jimmy: Yeah baby
Jimmy: For five minutes with you, I'd drive for a week. A minute spent in the embrace of my lover is equivalent to an eternity of joy!"
Joyce: I love oldies too
Jimmy: U are very sexy
Joyce: Thank you
Jimmy: baby i will do everything for you..
Joyce: Thank you.  I would do anything for you too
Jimmy: baby u will get the flower soon
Jimmy: have shop for it ok
Joyce: Oh.
Joyce: Thank you so much
Jimmy: Honey so can u tell me little abt your husband u dating before
Joyce: My husband passed away in 1998
Jimmy: ohh am srry to hear that sweety..
Joyce: It's okay.  That was a long time ago and he deserved it a little bit
Jimmy: ok baby
Jimmy: baby u should let me love u..
Jimmy: let me be the one 2 u
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: I'll let you love me
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: baby whts ur age?
Joyce: 55
Jimmy: ohh...baby am  will be 37 on wednesday..
Joyce: Do you think I am too old for you?
Jimmy: not real baby
Joyce: Good.  Cause I likes 'em young
Jimmy: the age doesnt mean
Jimmy: its love
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: If there's grass on the field, play ball
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: hunni wanna write u a poem
Joyce: Okay
Jimmy: thank God that i found u baby
Joyce: That poem didn't rhyme
Jimmy: Here is it baby
Jimmy: Let me start by saying that I thank God every night since I found you. You came into my life when everything seemed so dark but you provided the light to find my way. I've never been so certain of anything in my life like I am of us. You have totally changed my outlook in life and I thank you for that. I never thought that someone could love me like you do, but guess what? I love you that much too. I feel as if I'm walking over clouds just thinking about you. You make my life complete. I know you've said we could do foolish things while in love, but you know what? With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life. I love you so much and I know you love me too. I know that others looking into our relationship might think that we're saying too many foolish things too soon but the
Joyce: That's not a poem
Joyce: That's a letter written by someone else
Jimmy: srry baby its a letter
Joyce: Yeah. A letter written by someone else that makes no sense in this scenario
Jimmy: yeah its wriiten by a friend of mine.
Jimmy: but when i read it i like it.
Joyce: Okay
Jimmy: hope u like it baby
Joyce: Yes.  Very nice
Jimmy: ok
Joyce: I will need to sign off now
Jimmy: ok preety
Joyce: We'll chat again tomorrow
Jimmy: ok love ya so much
Joyce: I love you too
Jimmy: will try and call u tomooroe
Joyce: Trust me.  It won't work.
Jimmy: hope u know my name baby
Joyce: Yes, Jimmy.  I know your name
Jimmy: i love ya
Jimmy: nice dream
Joyce: Thank you
Joyce: Goodnight, Jimmy
Jimmy: Dream about me sweety
Jimmy: i love You..
Jimmy: Bye bye..

The next day...

Jimmy: hmmmmm..................love
Joyce: Hello
Jimmy: how are u doing NELSON.
Joyce: My name is Joyce
Joyce: Nelson is my last name
Jimmy: YEAH I KNEW BABY\
Joyce: You don't call women by their last names
Joyce: unless they are in prison
Joyce: or they're on a softball team
Jimmy: ok hun
Jimmy: so how are u doing
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Jimmy: am great
Jimmy: baby u look so sweet..
Joyce: Thank you very much
Jimmy: Baby i can beleive u now ..
Jimmy: just that i call the # but not connecting
Joyce: I told you that yesterday
Joyce: I only have a local calling plan
Jimmy: yeah baby u are right..
Jimmy: ok so why dont u get a international calling plan sweety so i will be able to call u..
Joyce: Because I have my phone service through my internet provider
Joyce: If I switched providers, I would lose internet access
Jimmy: ok
Joyce: What's new with you today?
Jimmy: sweety not much..
Jimmy: just wanna go out with my kids here
Jimmy: just back from church
Joyce: Okay
Jimmy: baby have shop the flower for you just dont worry u get it soon.ok
Joyce: I love you for that
Jimmy: ok baby
Jimmy: i will be celebrating my birthday on the 14th ok
Joyce: I will email you a birthday card
Jimmy: ok sweety..
Jimmy: i love u so much
Joyce: I love you too
Jimmy: Honey i will do everything for you..ok
Joyce: I will do the same for you
Jimmy: really baby
Joyce: Yes.
Jimmy: u promise me
Joyce: I promise
Jimmy: thx sweety
Jimmy: i love ya so much..
Joyce: I love you too
Jimmy: wanna go and get cooffe for harry
Joyce: Isn't he too young for coffee?
Jimmy: he loves it baby
Joyce: But he's 11?
Jimmy: yup
Joyce: Okay... I will only silently judge your parenting skills
Jimmy: hmm
Jimmy: brb back baby
Joyce: Okay

The next day (February 14, 2007)...


Joyce: Hello
Jimmy: how are u doing preety
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Jimmy: am great
Jimmy: how is the VOW...
Joyce: What's a vow?
Jimmy: Valentine
Joyce: Oh
Joyce: I've never heard it abbreviated like that before
Jimmy: thats so sweet
Jimmy: so how is it..
Jimmy: hope its sweet?
Joyce: It's okay I guess
Jimmy: hmm.
Jimmy: hope u go out with ur valentine today
Joyce: No, because he's out of the country right now
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: where is he baby?
Joyce: West Africa
Joyce: Selling cars
Jimmy: ohh thats good
Jimmy: wht is his name?
Joyce: Jimmy
Jimmy: really
Jimmy: thats me?
Joyce: ...yeah
Jimmy: taught u have another guy
Joyce: That's silly talk
Jimmy: u are 2 sweet
Jimmy: i love u so much
Joyce: I love you too
Jimmy: am srry for not being there with u today baby
Joyce: I hope we will be together soon
Jimmy: Hope u got the flower.
Joyce: I never got a flower
Jimmy: ohh
Jimmy: i send u a flower
Joyce: Maybe it's just late arriving
Joyce: It's still daylight outside
Joyce: I'm sure all deliveries are slow today
Jimmy: may be baby
Joyce: Probably
Jimmy: cool
Joyce: Thank you for sending it.  I really love you
Jimmy: thx baby
Jimmy: baby harry say i that i should say HI to u
Joyce: Tell Harry I said hello
Jimmy: ok sweety
Joyce: Is Harry having fun on the trip?
Jimmy: yeah sweety
Jimmy: i take him out today
Joyce: I hope he is not falling behind on his schooling
Jimmy: not much baby
Jimmy: hun harry said wht will u give him for the Valentine?
Joyce: I'm afraid it's too late to give him anything, but tell him I will try and make it up to him soon
Jimmy: ok i will
Jimmy: his with me here
Jimmy: he said Thank You..
Joyce: He seems like a nice boy
Joyce: I'm sure you are very proud of him
Jimmy: yeah sweety
Jimmy: hun so in you work hope all is going fine?
Joyce: Work is fine.  Thanks for asking
Jimmy: hun hope they pay you a attractive salary
Joyce: I'm self employed
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: so sweety wht u really dealing with at your work
Joyce: I work independently as a book supplier
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: hats cool
Joyce: yes
Jimmy: i love u baby
Joyce: I love you too
Jimmy: sweety hope u have a bank account..
Joyce: Why?
Jimmy: just wnna know
Joyce: I'm an adult
Joyce: Adults have bank accounts
Jimmy: hmm
Joyce: Why would you ask that?
Jimmy: wht kind of bank account do u have lol
Jimmy: just asking
Joyce: What's your reasoning?
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: just trying to know all abt you sweety
Joyce: That's an odd question
Joyce: it's not a "getting to know you" question either
Jimmy: sryy babyu
Joyce: I accept your apology
Jimmy: try to forget and forgive
Joyce: Okay
Jimmy: as for me i use bank of ameerica
Joyce: okay
Jimmy: so just feeling like knowing yours
Joyce: My bank account info is not any of your concern
Joyce: It's also not an appropriate subject of discussion
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: u are 2 sweet baby
Joyce: Thanks
Jimmy: i just love u.
Joyce: I love you too
Jimmy: A highly romantic planetary alliance means that Valentine's day dates and new encounters should all provide opportunities for heart throbbing memories. Show you really love that special person
Joyce: What's that?
Joyce: Your horoscope?
Jimmy: Don't throw love to the dogs. Show a few cracks in your armour and others will become more tender. St. Valentine restores your faith in romantic love. A new commitment brings with it both pleasure and anxiety.
Joyce: Nice
Jimmy: Before you get carried away with dreams of love and romance, make sure that your feelings towards this particular person are reciprocated. Unrequited love is  for you right now
Joyce: That wasn't very nice
Joyce: You should look up the big words before you copy and paste
Jimmy: hey baby
Jimmy: its a  mistake
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: I need to sign off now
Jimmy: ok sweety
Joyce: We'll chat again tomorrow
Jimmy: i love u so much
Joyce: I love you too
Jimmy: baby pray for me before leaving
Joyce: Talk to you tomorrow
Joyce: Goodnight
Jimmy: ok goodnight
Jimmy: bye love
Jimmy: talk to u later
Jimmy: loveeeeeeeeeeeeee uuuuuuuuuuuu

The next day...


Joyce: Hello
Jimmy: Hello preety
Jimmy: have been waiting for u here sweety
Joyce: Well, I'm here now
Jimmy: u look sexy baby
Joyce: As usual
Jimmy: hun Harry said hewanna talk tou.
Joyce: Oh
Joyce: I would love that

Harry: Hello miss joyce.
Joyce: Hello Harry
Harry: how are u doing
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Harry: am great
Harry: wanna talk to u yesterday but dad dont allow me
Joyce: Why?  Were you a bad boy?
Harry: nope.
Joyce: Why didn't he allow you?
Harry: he said i should go tobed
Joyce: He's right.  Sleep is very important to little boys like you
Harry: ok
Harry: miss Joyce domy dad delivered my meesage to you yesterday.
Joyce: He told me you said hello
Joyce: Then I told him to tell you hello also
Harry: and i told him that   he should tell you that you should send me something for Valentine.
Joyce: Valentines day has already passed
Harry: yeah
Harry: but wanna get something from you miss Joyce.
Joyce: Valentines day is for grown up people in love... like me and your dad. 
Joyce: Children don't usually gifts on that day.
Harry: ok lets forget about that..
Joyce: Yes
Harry: but will like u to send me something sweet
Joyce: If your dad sends me a pre-paid FedEx label, I will be glad to send you something
Joyce: or we can just wait until your back home
Harry: ok miss joyce
Harry: its just that if u buy wht u wanna send for me he down first he will send you the preapaid label so u can paste it on wht u wanna send to me
Joyce: What would you like as a gift?
Joyce: I have no idea what 11 year old boys enjoy these days
Harry: ok miss joce if u can send me a play station 2
Joyce: Which one is that?
Joyce: Is that the portable one?
Harry: yes
Joyce: I see there is a Playstation 2 and there is PSP and there is a Playstation 3
Joyce: PSP is portable
Joyce: I don't know much about these Playstation thingies. I mostly know Nintendo 
Harry: ok miss joyce will like the Playstation 3
Joyce: Which kind?  I see two different versions of Playstation 3
Harry: Sony Playstation 3
Joyce: I know, but there are two different types.  20 GB and 60 GB
Harry: really?
Joyce: Yes
Harry: i never know that miss joyce
Harry: 20GB will be ok for me
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: Consider it done
Harry: yes miss joyce.
Joyce: It will be my gift to you
Harry: Thank you miss joyce
Joyce: You're welcome
Harry: thank u so much miss joyce talk to daddy.
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: I enjoyed chattign with you again, Harry
Harry: ok
Harry: bye miss joyce
Joyce: Bye, Harry

Jimmy: Am here sweety
Joyce: Hello
Jimmy: hope u and harry chat well
Joyce: Yes.  He's a sweet boy
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: hesaid u so so beautiful that he like the way u talk.
Joyce: That's very nice of him
Joyce: You are doing a great job of raising that boy.
Jimmy: thx so much sweety
Jimmy: i just love harry so much
Joyce: Me too
Jimmy: when am thinking it take that away am brings happiness into me
Jimmy: he is a funny boy
Joyce: Yes
Joyce: He asked me for a Playstation 3
Jimmy: ok sweety
Joyce: How did you want to do this?
Joyce: Do you want to wait until you come back for me to send it?
Joyce: It will be much cheaper to ship if you wait until you are home
Jimmy: but i wish  that we should do as u just say..bnut due tomy workit does int give me that mush time to be home .....to ship the gift
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: So what's the plan?
Jimmy: so i would just say you should just sendit direct to him
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: As long as you send me a pre-paid FedEx label
Jimmy: ok i will look upto that as soon as u bought the gift
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: I hope you know that shipping this will be very expensive
Jimmy: thx so much sweety
Joyce: You're welcome
Jimmy: sweety u are so sweet
Jimmy: i love u so much.
Joyce: I love you too
Jimmy: Out of a million u standas one
Jimmy: am for you
Jimmy: love u forever..
Joyce: I will love you for all eternity
Jimmy: ths sweety
Jimmy: when i get to the state at first sweety i hold ur arms and give u alot of kiss and hugs
Joyce: That will be so great
Jimmy: or wht wil u do sweety
Joyce: I will allow you to kiss me and hug me
Jimmy: alot of kisses to u..
Joyce: Thanks
Joyce: I'll be signing off soon. 
Jimmy: ok preety
Jimmy: soi should let u go baby
Jimmy: so when will you be online again sweety.
Joyce: We'll chat again tomorrow
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: love u..
Joyce: I love you too
Jimmy: bye sweety
Jimmy: love u so much

The next day...


Joyce: Hello
Joyce: How are you today?
Jimmy: am fine baby
Jimmy: and u?
Joyce: Me too
Jimmy: baby so how was ur work today
Jimmy: hope its cool
Joyce: I don't work weekends
Jimmy: ok thats cool u need a rest baby
Joyce: Yes
Jimmy: Hun HARRY said hello
Joyce: Tell Harry I said hello
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: he said hope u dont forget him abt wht he tells you
Joyce: I will never forget Harry
Jimmy: hun he  said he wanna talk with u
Joyce: I would love to chat with him
Harry: Am here miss Joyce
Joyce: Hello Harry
Harry: how are u doing
Joyce: I'm fine. How are you?
Harry: am fine
Harry: and u
Joyce: Also fine.  How about yourself?
Harry: ok miss joyce
Harry: just wanna remenber you of wht u wnana send to me
Joyce: Yes.  I remember
Joyce: I will discuss that with your father
Harry: ok miss joyce
Harry: will talk to u later
Harry: bye
Joyce: Bye Harry
Joyce: I enjoyed talking with you again!
Harry: ok

Jimmy: am here sweety
Joyce: Hello
Jimmy: so preety  wht yor dicussion
Joyce: He was asking about the video game he wanted
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: his just disturbing me that its seem mii Joyce dont wanna get her the Play station 3 i now told him that he should excise patient that you will send it to him
Joyce: What?
Joyce: did he say that?
Jimmy: he thought u dont want to send it to him
Joyce: He sounds like a spoiled brat
Jimmy: the Ps 3
Joyce: I can't believe he would say that
Jimmy: hunu know its a kid
Joyce: I bought the stupid thing this morning.
Joyce: I have half a mind to return after he said that
Jimmy: ohh sweety
Jimmy: hun dont do that ..ok will talk to him
Joyce: That was an expensive toy.  I can't believe he would be so unappreciative about it
Joyce: Yes.  Please talk to him
Jimmy: ok let me call on him
Jimmy: so he will talk to u sweety
Joyce: That's selfish behavior.  You need to discipline him while he's young.
Joyce: Otherwise, he'll be a real prick when he grows up
Jimmy: his here
Harry: Hello miss joyce
Joyce: Do you have a problem with me?
Harry: No miss joyce
Joyce: That's not what your dad just said
Harry: am srry for wht i have told dad
Harry: pls
Joyce: I accept your apology
Joyce: But when someone does something nice for you, you act appreciative
Harry: am srry
Joyce: That's very polite to apologize for that kind of behavior
Harry: thank you  miss joyce
Joyce: You're welcome
Harry: thank you
Harry: my dad said that you have bought it
Harry: am really srry for saying wht i have said the other time
Joyce: Apology accepted
Harry: ok thank you
Joyce: You're welcome
Joyce: I know that you are a nice boy
Joyce: But you just need to realize that the world doesn't revolve around you
Harry: hmm thank you
Joyce: You're welcome
Harry: talk to my father
Joyce: Goodnight, Harry

Jimmy: Hello sweety
Joyce: Hello
Jimmy: yeah sweety
Joyce: How did you want to handle the shipping of Harry's game?
Jimmy: ok sweety are u seroius that you have get the Game for harry
Joyce: I'll scan the receipt if you don't believe me

Jimmy: thats lovely sweety.
Jimmy: i love u so much
Joyce: There were only two PS3's in stock.  The boy at the counter said they would be gone this weekend and he recommended that I get it now
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: my love for you its forever
Joyce: I love you too
Joyce: So how do you want to ship the game?
Jimmy: hun its just that its not strong
Jimmy: that the problem i have now
Joyce: What's the problem?
Jimmy: its wont be agile for the Game
Joyce: What are you talking about?
Jimmy: sweety am confused
Joyce: Me too
Joyce: What do you mean by strength and agility?
Joyce: I'm talking about mailing a package... not gymnastics
Jimmy: hun its that i had that the fedex here when goods its been ship they dont send it to the owner
Joyce: How do they do it there?
Jimmy: and thats a bad habit.
Jimmy: they dont deliver the goods
Joyce: So why did you make me buy that expensive game?
Jimmy: hun dont know
Joyce: I guess I have to go back tomorrow and return it
Jimmy: i just had from a friend here
Joyce: I wish you told me this earlier
Joyce: That was a waste of my time today
Joyce: and more time tomorrow
Jimmy: sweety am srry
Jimmy: honey am really srry for that
Jimmy: ok
Joyce: okay
Joyce: I'm signing off now
Joyce: Goodnight
Jimmy: pls sweety
Jimmy: dont do that
Jimmy: pls hun
Joyce: I can't believe you asked me to do that
Jimmy: dont be mad at me
Joyce: You will explain this to Harry
Joyce: Not me
Jimmy: try and forgivre and forget sweety
Jimmy: pls honey
Jimmy: you know u are mine
Joyce: I want you to explain to Harry why I will not be sending his game
Jimmy: and i am yours
Jimmy: ok sweety let me call on Harry
Joyce: You tell him
Jimmy: wait let me call him
Jimmy: just that he may not beleive if u explaing to him
Joyce: Okay
Jimmy: Am here.
Joyce: Hello
Jimmy: miss joyce wht happened
Joyce: Your dad won't let me send the game
Jimmy: why miss joyce
Joyce: I bought it, but he said FedEx won't deliver over there
Joyce: I'm angry about it too
Jimmy: ohh:(
Joyce: I wasted a lot of time and money this morning
Joyce: Your dad should have researched this better before asking me
Jimmy: ohh miss joyce pls can you send the game back and collect the money miss joyce?
Joyce: That's the plan
Jimmy: and collect back your money
Joyce: Your dad can buy you one when you get home
Jimmy: Miss joyce may be when u take it back and collect the money
Jimmy: you can just send him the money so he get me one here cos am always lonely when daddy go to work
Joyce: Goodnight, Harry
Joyce: Let me speak to your father
Jimmy: ok miss joyce
Jimmy: Hello sweety
Joyce: Hello
Joyce: I'm going to sign off now
Jimmy: Harry is really mad at me
Joyce: He should be
Joyce: You were a real douche
Jimmy: not like that sweety
Joyce: You shouldn't have promised him that
Jimmy: am really sorry for that
Joyce: You wasted my time and you got his hopes up for nothing
Jimmy: pls honey
Jimmy: am srry
Jimmy: pls honey
Joyce: I accept your apology
Jimmy: pls forgive me
Joyce: Apology accepted
Jimmy: thanks sweety
Joyce: You're welcome
Jimmy: so sweety may be i will explain everything to harry cos his really angry or will you plead on my behalf
Joyce: You do it
Joyce: You're his father
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: can u just hang on for 2mins
Jimmy: pls swwety
Joyce: Okay
Jimmy: Am back sweety
Joyce: I'm here
Jimmy: have explained all to Harry
Joyce: Okay
Jimmy: All i told him his just that may be when u take it to the store u bought it and u collect back the money maybe you send me the money through western union money transfer so i buy it here
Joyce: I dont' think Playstation 3 is available in other countries
Joyce: It only came out about a month or two ago
Joyce: The boy at the counter at Wal-Mart said that they were big sellers over seas because of this
Jimmy: ok sweety will go to the store here tommorow and ask if they have
Joyce: I know they don't
Joyce: Playstation 3 is brand new
Joyce: You should buy him one when you get home
Jimmy: hun let me just ask if tyhey will have even play station 2
Joyce: I'm sure they have that
Joyce: My son bought one of those 5 or 6 years ago
Jimmy: may be when u get the money back tommorow you can just ask for the price of play station 2  so you send me the money just to purchase one for him here
Joyce: I know how much they are.  I almost bought one by mistake this morning
Joyce: Playstation 2 was $149.99
Jimmy: sweety u just send me the money so i go and get him play station 2
Jimmy: his here with me he said its ok
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: But on one condition...
Joyce: You tell him it is a gift from me
Jimmy: yeah sweety
Joyce: I don't want him to think that I disappointed him about the Playstation 3
Jimmy: his with me here
Jimmy: his seeing all wht you typing
Joyce: Oh
Joyce: Then tell him I will get him a Playstation 2
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: hun all i mean is that bcuz of the fedex problem if u can just send the money i then purchase one for him here
Joyce: okay
Jimmy: i love u so much
Joyce: I love you too
Jimmy: Harry said thank you so much
Joyce: Tell Harry I said "You're welcome"
Jimmy: ok preety
Joyce: I really need to go.  I haven't eaten dinner yet.
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: should i wait u online
Joyce: No
Joyce: I'll probably go to bed soon afterwards
Jimmy: i wish i was there to take dinner with you hun
Joyce: Me too
Jimmy: i love u somuch
Joyce: I love you too
Joyce: When did you want me to do the Western Union for Harry's game?
Jimmy: hun anytime
Joyce: okay
Joyce: but you haven't given me any info
Joyce: I can't fill out the form and write "Harry" 
Jimmy: here is it hun
Jimmy: NAME....JIMMY THOMAS
Jimmy: COUNTRY...NIGERIA
Jimmy: STATE..LAGOS
Jimmy: ZIP CODE 23401
Jimmy: THATS ALL SWEETY
Joyce: writing it
Jimmy: So when do you plan sending it to me hun?
Joyce: I'll try to do it tomorrow
Jimmy: hun harry is happy
Joyce: I don't know if Western Union is open on Sunday, and Monday is a federal holiday
Joyce: I'll try my best to do it early tomorrow morning while I'm out
Jimmy: Hun dont stress yourself okay send it tommorow
Jimmy: they will open tommorow ok
Joyce: I'll do my best to send it early tomorrow morning
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: sweety u are 2 sweet
Joyce: Thanks
Jimmy: so when u send it u come online so u can give me all the info i use in collecting the money here
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: I'll either email it to you or catch you online and give to you here
Jimmy: so u drop me offline if am not online
Joyce: Okay
Jimmy: the amount and the control £
Jimmy: #
Joyce: Okay
Jimmy: sweety i love u so much
Joyce: I love you too
Jimmy: u are 2 sweet
Joyce: I really need to go now
Joyce: We'll chat again tomorrow
Jimmy: ok preety will talk to u later
Jimmy: i love u so much
Joyce: I love you too
Joyce: Goodnight
Jimmy: ok bye
Joyce: Goodnight Harry!
Joyce: Bye
Jimmy: have a nice drteam
Jimmy: dream abt me sweety
Jimmy: bye
Jimmy: love u

The next day, Jimmy sent the following up email.  I don't know if this was sent before or after he went to Western Union...


hello preety its the internet here thats slow just wanna let u know that have bought the Play station 2 for harry he said he love it so much.he said he will like to talk to u when the internet its ok.

Later that day...


Jimmy: hello preety
Joyce: Hello
Jimmy: how are u doinfg sweety
Joyce: I'm fine. How are you?
Jimmy: am cool
Jimmy: i want you to know that i have purchase the Game Harry
Joyce: I'm glad to hear that
Jimmy: Will u like me to call on Harry so you can talk just that he said he wnann talk with u
Joyce: I would love that
Jimmy: ok wait honey
Joyce: Okay

Harry: Am here miss joyce
Joyce: Hello Harry
Harry: thank you so much
Joyce: You're very welcome
Harry: i really appreciate wht you do for me
Harry: i love the Game
Joyce: I'm glad you enjoy it
Joyce: My son loves video games too
Harry: ok miss joyce
Harry: i really fought with dad yesterday
Joyce: Why?
Harry: just that when we get to the bank yesterday they didnt give us the money
Joyce: What?
Harry: they told us that the MTCN does not have an order in the organisation
Joyce: Then how did he get the game?
Harry: he lend a money from his friend here
Harry: his friend dont even want to lend him when he see how i hold him he now said that when will he give him the mony back
Joyce: Harry... I want you to do me a favor
Harry: ok miss joyce
Joyce: I have no idea what you look like
Joyce: Show me a picture of yourself
Harry: ok hold on miss joyce
Joyce: Okay

Harry: did u get the pics miss joyce
Joyce: You're a very handsome boy
Harry: thank you ma
Joyce: You're welcome
Harry: so miss joyce thank u so much for all you have done
Joyce: I'm glad I could help
Harry: ok will u talk to my dad
Joyce: Goodbye, Harry
Harry: ok

Jimmy: Am here sweety
Joyce: Hello
Jimmy: wht good with u sweety?
Joyce: Everything
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: so wht your discuusion with harry love
Joyce: It was very a nice chat
Joyce: He showed me a picture of himself
Jimmy: yeah i see it on here
Joyce: He's a nice kid
Jimmy: ok sweety
Joyce: Was his mother Asian?
Jimmy: no sweety
Joyce: Oh
Jimmy: her mother is from UK
Joyce: He looks a little ethnic
Joyce: Adopted maybe?
Jimmy: oh..
Joyce: No matter his ethnicity, I think he's a good lad
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: sweety something happen yesterday
Joyce: What happened?
Jimmy: Sweety do u beleive that when i got to the bank yesterday they didnt give me the money.
Jimmy: they said the money its not in there order.
Joyce: That's what Harry said, but I thought he was lying
Jimmy: no sweety he was not lieing
Joyce: Oh
Jimmy: and its just that i dont have much money on me i have to lend it from a friend of mine here
Joyce: Do you have many friends there?
Jimmy: no just one sweety
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: So why were you unable to claim the money?
Jimmy: since they tract it thierselves and i myself tract it
Joyce: Is Harry still in the room?
Jimmy: yeah sweety
Joyce: May I talk to him for just a moment please?
Jimmy: ok let me call on him
Joyce: Okay
Harry: Hello miss joyce
Harry: its me harry
Joyce: Hello Harry
Joyce: I need to ask you something important
Harry: ok whts that miss joyce?
Joyce: What happened to the money?
Harry: its just that when i and dad went to the bank yesterday and he give them the MTCN and your address and the secret question
Joyce: Did you take the money?
Harry: so when he ask for the money all wht they told dad was that they can give him any money that the mtcn does not have an order with them
Harry: No we didnt.
Joyce: I meant you
Joyce: Not your dad
Joyce: I sent your dad a receipt
Joyce: Did you take that receipt and claim the money without him?
Harry: yeah sweety we take it there
Joyce: Are you admitting to stealing the money, Harry?
Harry: no honey
Joyce: Don't lie to me, you little shit
Harry: no ma
Joyce: I know how kids are
Joyce: I was a kid myself many years ago
Joyce: And sometimes I took things
Joyce: Sometimes it was a candy bar, sometimes a hair ribbon, sometimes a bottle of meds
Joyce: Right now I want you to tell me the truth
Harry: ok miss joyce that the truth
Joyce: Don't make me call Western Union. That will only make me angrier
Harry: yeah misss joyce that true
Joyce: What's true?
Harry: miss joyce its just that you can call the western union
Joyce: I'll call them right now
Harry: Dad dont collect the money yesterday
Harry: ok miss joyce
Joyce: I want you to wait right here
Joyce: If I find out that money was claimed by a little boy, I'm going to be VERY angry
Joyce: BRB
Harry: ok
Joyce: I'm back
Harry: ok miss joyce still me harry

Note from James:  The scammer apparently got confused and started chatting as Jimm again.


Joyce: A hold was placed on this money
Joyce: Do you know why?
Jimmy: why sweety
Joyce: Because 4 people tried to claim it
Joyce: but they were unable to answer the test question
Joyce: Can you explain?
Jimmy: oh sweety that
Jimmy: that incredible
Jimmy: yeah am trying to susprct my secretary here
Jimmy: just that the mail you sent to me then i didnt sign out my mail
Jimmy: so preety will go to the bank tommorrow
Jimmy: just dont worry will give you my fid back tommorow
Joyce: Here's what I think happened
Joyce: Someone found the receipt I gave you
Joyce: or you gave it to someone
Jimmy: no sweety
Joyce: The test question is not on the receipt
Joyce: That's why they couldn't answer
Jimmy: its that i met the mail been checked and its me and harry that ente then
Jimmy: i met the secretary inside
Joyce: Harry, eh?
Joyce: I always suspected Harry
Jimmy: sweety o will go to bank tommorow
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: pks sjust forgive me
Joyce: You can't go to the bank tomorrow
Joyce: I voided the transfer
Jimmy: why sweety
Joyce: Because four people tried to steal it already
Jimmy: hun i will go and claim my money tommorow so i can give it to my friend that lend me ok
Joyce: it's too late
Joyce: I already cancelled the transfer
Joyce: That was my only choice
Jimmy: so preety wht are cwe going to do now
Joyce: I don't know
Jimmy: its just that can u resend the money
Jimmy: so i will rush to the bank
Joyce: I'm not going to do that
Joyce: I sent money once, and it was nearly stolen
Jimmy: sweety its that i made a mistake the other day i didnt sign out my mail box its just that i suspect the secreetary here
Joyce: I'm sorry, but I'm not going to let my money be stolen
Jimmy: honey i think u go and claim back the money and re send it to me back and change the text question and answer honey
Joyce: I already claimed it back over the phone
Jimmy: dont u think that will work out from the fraudlent
Jimmy: So i can return the money back to y friend that i learn the money from
Joyce: Just return the game and pay back your friend
Joyce: That would be the easiest solution
Jimmy: oh my love is that you are a little bit mad at me it was not my fault i also remember on friday i my computer was not working good so i went to libarary to brows and i saw your email with the info as you have send the money but i forgot to sign out my mail box so i suspect the guy standing at my back
Jimmy: he wanted to use the computer after am through with it...So i suspect he most be the one trying to go and claim the money bcoz i forgot to sign out my mail box
Jimmy: And for now i regret going to libary to brows i swear i wount go there again to brows honey
Jimmy: pls understand the situation okay
Joyce: So this is because you were careless?
Jimmy: yes i would say honey
Jimmy: So pls change the text question and answer so that i can claim and pick up the money safely okay
Joyce: No
Joyce: Just return the game and pay back your friend
Jimmy: ohh baby pls
Jimmy: am srry hun
Jimmy: try and forgive and forget
Joyce: I will forgive
Joyce: I will forget
Joyce: But I will not resend
Jimmy: ohh sweety pls
Joyce: You have a lot of bad habits that I don't like
Joyce: I hate that you constantly borrow money
Joyce: You borrowed from me, and you borrowed from a friend all in a 2 day period
Jimmy: am srry sweety
Joyce: It seems like every day you give me a new chore to do
Jimmy: am srry sweety
Jimmy: You are mine forever
Jimmy: pls call western union to make change of text wuestion and answwer ok
Jimmy: so that i can pick up the money ok
Joyce: I told you... I cancelled the transfer
Jimmy: ok when are you going to re send it my love
Jimmy: and use another text question and answer ok
Joyce: I told you...
Joyce: I will not resend the money
Joyce: Return the game to the store
Jimmy: BRB
Jimmy: let me call on Harry
Joyce: Hello
Joyce: Are you there?

"Harry" didn't return, and neither did Jimmy.  Apparenlty, "they" ran out of time at their internet cafe.

The next day...



Joyce: Hello
Jimmy: hi
Jimmy: how are u doing today?
Joyce: I'm fine. How are you?
Jimmy: not strong baby
Joyce: Why?
Jimmy: hun just that when i took the Game to the store i bought it they told me that they wont collect it back from me that its sued PLAY STATION
Jimmy: And my friend that i lend the money from said that he want to use the money to pay for his internet in his hotel
Jimmy: his just disturbing me and i dont much on me here
Jimmy: thats alll sweety
Joyce: Why don't you just give him the Playstation?
Jimmy: hun he said tha he need his money that no the game
Jimmy: that he want to use it to pay for his internet fee in the hotel
Joyce: Doesn't the Playstation 2 let you go online?
Jimmy: hun wht do u mean?
Joyce: It lets you access the interent
Jimmy: does not connect sweety
Joyce: Yes it does. You can go online and surf the net and play against other gamers.
Joyce: It's a great piece of technology
Jimmy: dont know what to do
Joyce: I don't know either
Jimmy: will u talk to harry sweety
Joyce: Okay
Jimmy: he said he wanna talk to you..
Joyce: Hello Harry
Harry: hello miss joyce
Harry: how is it ?
Joyce: how is what?
Harry: how are u doing?
Joyce: I'm fine.
Joyce: and so is it
Harry: Dad has been real sad today
Joyce: Why? Where you being a douchebag or something?
Harry: just that his friend that lend him the money we use to buy the game have not been given him rest of mind
Joyce: Why don't you help your dad out?
Harry: miss joyce there is no way just that i beg his friend that when Dad has the money that he will give him back
Harry: all he replied was that he want to use his money
Joyce: Why don't you lend him some money?
Harry: but u know that am a little kid
Harry: dont have money
Joyce: You could lend him your modeling money
Joyce: http://www.focusagencyhawaii.com/model-talent/cory/cory.htm
Harry: so wht u doing now
Joyce: Just hanging out

Jimmy: ok sweeety
Jimmy: am here
Joyce: Hello
Jimmy: yeah its me jimmy
Joyce: Hi Jimmy
Jimmy: honey wht do u guess we can do now
Joyce: I just gave Harry a suggestion
Jimmy: that wht sweety
Joyce: I told him to lend you the money
Joyce: After all, he appears to be a successful child model
Jimmy: ohh harry dont have money on him
Joyce: Maybe you could use some of your modeling money
Joyce: http://www.focusagencyhawaii.com/model-talent/ken/ken.htm
Jimmy: ohh,,sweety have stop him from that just that his trying to move with some bad model star
Jimmy: he has been quit from that
Jimmy: thats early last year
Joyce: Really?
Joyce: Because it still lists a telephone number
Jimmy: sweety forget about harry ok
Jimmy: if he has i could have coolect it from him
Joyce: Yeah. It's easy to take money from kids
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: so sweety wht do u want me to do now
Joyce: I don't know rightn ow
Joyce: How much do you need?
Jimmy: its just that $200 so i can give him his money
Joyce: Okay...
Joyce: If I resend it, are you positive you can get it this time?
Jimmy: yeah sweety
Jimmy: i will ok
Joyce: I don't want more people to try and claim money that is intended for you
Jimmy: sweeety i promise you ok
Jimmy: it wont happen again
Joyce: Okay
Jimmy: ok thank you so much sweety
Jimmy: i love u so much
Joyce: I love you too
Jimmy: sweeety will y talk to harry
Joyce: Okay
Jimmy: let me call on him
Joyce: Okay
Harry: Hello miss joyce
Joyce: Hello Harry
Harry: Dad call on me now
Joyce: Yeah. I know
Jimmy: whts that miss joyce
Joyce: I don't know. Your dad told me to talk to you
Harry: ok
Harry: so wht are you trying to do about the money now miss joyce
Joyce: That's between me and your father
Joyce: Keep your nose out of our financial arrangements
Harry: ok talk to him
Joyce: Okay

Jimmy: Hello sweety
Jimmy: so whts cool
Joyce: What was that all about?
Jimmy: harry said u wana talk to me
Joyce: You said you wanted me to talk to him
Jimmy: yeah sweety
Joyce: Why?
Joyce: He had nothing to say
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: so sweety when are you sending it here
Joyce: I'll send it sometime this afternoon
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: you know it evening here
Joyce: Yes
Jimmy: its 7;00pm
Joyce: It's 1:00 pm right now
Jimmy: ok sweeety so when u send it today i will just go and catch it tommorow first thing in the morning
Joyce: Will you be on later tonight?
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: i will
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: I will not send it to your email
Joyce: and I won't leave it as an offline message
Jimmy: ok sweety i will be online ok
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: Same info as before?
Jimmy: ok sweety
Joyce: I need to go now. I have to do some stuff
Jimmy: ok will talk to u later sweety
Joyce: I'll miss you
Jimmy: i love u so much sweety
Jimmy: thanks so much will catch u on here later
Joyce: You're welcome
Jimmy: bye love u....
Joyce: Bye
Joyce: I love you too
Jimmy: ok sweety

The next day...


Joyce: Hello!
Jimmy: So baby wht u up to
Joyce: Nothing much. Just finished dinner
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: can u send me the info now baby
Joyce: Let's talk first
Joyce: We have something we need to discuss
Jimmy: ok baby
Jimmy: wht do u have for me
Joyce: Yes, I sent it.
Jimmy: any good news?
Joyce: But I need to ask you something first
Joyce: Do you know a man named Pruitt?
Jimmy: hun wht u mean
Joyce: You heard me
Joyce: I got an email from him eariler
Jimmy: ohh sweety
Jimmy: no sweety
Joyce: Is he a friend of yours?
Jimmy: hun no its not
Joyce: Be honest
Jimmy: preety am telling you the truth
Joyce: He said that you paid him to make a website
Jimmy: hun wht website is that
Joyce: The website with my picture
Joyce: http://home.earthlink.net/~mrjamespruitt/JoyceNelson.html




Jimmy: hun no its not me try to beleive
Jimmy: hun that not my hand work ok
Jimmy: you have to trust me that i can do such a thing
Joyce: I don't think that website is funny
Joyce: You tell Mr. Pruitt to remove it immediately
Jimmy: ok sweety but dont know the man that u call mr pruitt
Joyce: If you want your picture there, that's fine with me. But I don't like it
Jimmy: hun am telling you the truth
Jimmy: i dont know him
Joyce: Then why is your picture there too?
Jimmy: cannt say yes with wht i dont know about sweety
Jimmy: am just fed up
Joyce: Me too
Joyce: I'm signing off now
Jimmy: ohh sweety
Jimmy: dont expect this from you
Joyce: I didn't expect someone to make a website about me
Jimmy: just dont understand all wht u saying just that i dont know the man u called mr pruiit
Joyce: He said he knows you
Joyce: I'll let you two sort that out
Joyce: Goodnight
Jimmy: ohh sweety
Jimmy: why u ddoing this to me

The insanely idiotic video got no reaction.  The scammer must really be focused on that $200.

The next day...


Joyce: Hello
Jimmy: hey sweety
Joyce: Hi
Jimmy: how are u doing
Joyce: I'm fine. How are you?
Jimmy: am cool
Jimmy: baby but u hurt me yesteday..
Joyce: I was hurt too
Jimmy: okay
Jimmy: but you know all wht u saying i dont no anything about it
Joyce: All I know is that man Pruitt said he knew you
Joyce: I didn't know if he was the man that you borrowed money from
Jimmy: hun no
Jimmy: dont know him
Jimmy: cant lie to u sweety
Joyce: Okay
Jimmy: so how was ue day sweety?
Joyce: My day just started. It's only 9 am
Jimmy: ok preety
Jimmy: sweety but do u love me?
Joyce: Yes
Jimmy: really sweety
Joyce: Yes. Why wouldn't I?
Jimmy: just that i love u so much
Jimmy: and i dont want to lose you..
Joyce: Me neither
Jimmy: okay preety
Jimmy: so sweety am tired of here
Jimmy: this my friend is just distubing me
Joyce: Pruitt?
Jimmy: no sweety its name is mattew
Jimmy: not pruitt
Joyce: ok
Jimmy: may be i should give you his yahoo id so you can chat with him
Joyce: Okay
Jimmy: here is it sweety
Jimmy: mattson_1904
Jimmy: you can talk with him sweety cuz i dont think you trust me
Joyce: I trust you
Jimmy: so dont know why u telling me all wht i dont know
Jimmy: For me i Trust u 100%
Joyce: BRB

Joyce: Hello
Mattew: hi
Mattew: pls can i know you?
Joyce: I'm Joyce
Mattew: okay
Mattew: my name is mattew
Mattew: nice meeting you miss joyce
Joyce: Your parents misspelled your name when you were born
Joyce: They left out the H
Mattew: oh am sorry
Mattew: so i dont really remember talking to you before
Joyce: That's because we haven't
Mattew: so where are you from?
Joyce: NC
Joyce: Where are you from?
Mattew: okay
Mattew: indiana
Joyce: Are you in Indiana right now?
Mattew: no
Mattew: am in west africa in nigeria
Mattew: here for work
Joyce: Okie dokie
Mattew: so how do you get my yahoo id if i may ask?
Joyce: Some dude
Mattew: can you please let me know ?
Joyce: You will have to guess
Mattew: ohhh joyce tell me the person am not really good at guessing
Joyce: If you're from Indiana, then how come your MySpace says Edgewood, Texas?
Mattew: thts where i stay before now relocated to texas okay
Mattew: but how come you know my id on myspace?
Joyce: I searched your email
Mattew: so can u tell me wht u wanna know about me?
Joyce: What do you do for a living?
Mattew: am a car dealer
Mattew: and you?

Jimmy:
why not talk with me sweety
Joyce: I'm talking with that guy
Jimmy: Ok sweety

Mattew: are you there?
Mattew: you are making me get real sick here joyce
Joyce: Why am I making you sick?
Mattew: cos you are not talking to me and i want to really know wht you want to know about me?
Joyce: I'm just trying to figure out something
Mattew: ok
Mattew: wht?
Mattew: i have something to do in the next 3 mins okay so you have to be fast with wht you want okay
Joyce: You're a butthole
Mattew: hmmmmm......wht do you mean by tht
Joyce: I was just trying to have a conversation, but you want leave
Mattew: okay am really sorry if i make you get angry okay
Joyce: I don't like you
Mattew: why?
Joyce: Why do you only have 3 minutes?
Mattew: cos i need to figure out somethings here
Joyce: You don't speak English very well
Joyce: Are you sure you're from Indiana?
Mattew: i will spend only 2mins with whtever i want to do here okay
Mattew: .just that i wanna go and meet a friend at my hotel that is oweing me.
Mattew: and he promise me today that his wife wanna give him the money
Joyce: Funny
Mattew: joyce its not funny
Mattew: that the reality
Mattew: he really offended me
Joyce: Oh yeah, well you're offending me
Mattew: yeah

Jimmy:
so sweeety why dont you give me the info so i can give my friend the money
Joyce: Because I'm talking with him now
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: so sweety should i hold on?
Joyce: Just a sec
Joyce: he said he's about to sign off
Jimmy: ok sweety
Joyce: I don't like him
Jimmy: wht his he sayiong sweety
Joyce: A bunch of crap
Jimmy: ok sweety

Mattew: just that my internet here they wanna disconnect it just that i am oweing them some money
Mattew: so joyce wanna go and meet him now
Joyce: He's not going to pay you
Mattew: why u saying that
Joyce: Because I know
Mattew: ok will go and meet him now
Joyce: He's not going to pay you
Joyce: Don't trust him
Joyce: The man is a scammer. Read this: http://home.earthlink.net/~mrjamespruitt/JimmyThomas.html
Mattew: ok may be i go to the police and repot him
Joyce: Do that
Joyce: A man named Pruitt already reported him
Mattew: want to go now

Jimmy:
so whts ur dicussion?
Joyce: He was flirting with me
Jimmy: as in wht sweety?
Joyce: He wouldn't stop talking about my tits
Joyce: Then he got mad because I searched him on MySpace
Jimmy: ohh sweety he cant do that
Joyce: He's not a nice man
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: please you just help me so i can give him his money sweety
Joyce: I'm not going to help that man. He's a shit-head
Jimmy: ohh sweety
Jimmy: please dont look on his beahaviour look after my love for you sweety
Jimmy: please
Jimmy: hope u get me sweety
Jimmy: preety talk to me
Jimmy: or are you busy?
Joyce: I'm at work now
Joyce: Just a sec
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: you no just dontblet an idiot lets us apart
Jimmy: i love u so much
Jimmy: sweety u just forget about him
Jimmy: okay
Jimmy: so sweet will you help me or not?
Jimmy: am tired Harry is mad at me
Joyce: You just told me to forget about him
Jimmy: just that he dont want that guy to disturb me
Joyce: I'm too busy to argue about this
Jimmy: his tempreature is getting hot
Jimmy: dont know whts happening with him
Joyce: That guy or Harry?
Jimmy: harry
Joyce: He's just a boy
Joyce: You have to be strong and discipline him when he needs it
Jimmy: his trying to get sick
Joyce: You need to be more strict with him
Joyce: Don't be afraid to use your belt
Jimmy: ok sweety

Note from James:  On my second computer, I begin chatting with Jimmy as myself, James Pruitt.

James: I'm sorry. I made a mistake
Jimmy: who is this
James: James Pruitt
Jimmy: from where
James: I made a mistake, and I want to apologize
Jimmy: ok whts that?
James: That site
Jimmy: whts site is that?
James: With your picture and that lady's picture
James: I accused you of making it
James: I was wrong, and I'm sorry
Jimmy: yeah my wife tell me about it
Jimmy: its strange to me
Jimmy: but she dont beleive me
James: She made it
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: all wht she told me last night just make me sad

Jimmy:
sweety am tired the man you called pruiit is chatting with me right now
Joyce: I know. He just told me 'Top o' the mornin'
Joyce: Don't listen to him
Jimmy: ok i should ignore him sweety
Joyce: Yes
Joyce: He lies
Jimmy: ok preety
Joyce: He sent me 14 emails last night
Jimmy: ok preety

James: She made another site too
Jimmy: ohh
Jimmy: u have to go
James: http://home.earthlink.net/~mrjamespruitt/JimmyThomas.html
Jimmy: just that my wife said i should ignore you.
James: Your wife?
James: LOL
Jimmy: yeah
Jimmy: bye
James: :))
Jimmy: go away
James: Read the site, my friend
Jimmy: you wanna spoil our realtionship
James: You will know the truth about her
Jimmy: all in you its a lie
Jimmy: i trust my wife so much that all wht u wanna tell me
Jimmy: bye
Jimmy: go awy
James: You will see
James: and then you will be the one apologizing

Jimmy:
have ignored him
Joyce: Thank you
Jimmy: so baby he dont know that i love u and trust you so much
Jimmy: i know that he wanna lie to me agina
Joyce: Please don't refer to me as your wife
Jimmy: why sweety?
Joyce: Because I'm not
Joyce: We're not married
Jimmy: ohh
Joyce: I didn't like it when Mattew said it, and I didn't like it when you said it to Pruitt
Jimmy: u maen that u dont love me
Joyce: We're not married, so don't say it again
Jimmy: i will call u my sweetheart
Joyce: That's better
Jimmy: so sweety will u help me pls
Joyce: I have work I need to do now
Joyce: We'll chat later
Jimmy: ohh
Jimmy: how do u want me to pay him his money sweety
Joyce: we'll talk later
Jimmy: pls help mesweety
Jimmy: ohhh
Jimmy: hun pls talk to me noe
Joyce: I'm at work. I can't play on Messenger all morning
Jimmy: ohh
Jimmy: this all wht u wanna do to me sweety
Joyce: I have no idea when you work, but I work mornings
Joyce: and I can't chat now
Jimmy: but i want you to know that am straight to you
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: just that i love u so much
Jimmy: just know that?
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: but its seems you dont love me
Jimmy: but wont bother if that wht u think
Jimmy: wanna tell you bye bye bye
Jimmy: just go away
Joyce: Fuck you, dicklicker
Joyce: I have a job to do
Jimmy: now i know that you dont Trust me
Jimmy: so get iut
Jimmy: Get out.
Joyce: Go to hell
Jimmy: You go away
Joyce: Oh yeah?
Joyce: You're going to regret this
Jimmy: wht will i regret
Joyce: the way you're treating me
Jimmy: i treat you well sweety
Jimmy: all is from u
Jimmy: just that am open-minded man to you but all wht u talk its starnge to me
Jimmy: so wanna go now
Jimmy: bye
Jimmy: bye

Joyce just told his friend that Jimmy is a scammer.  James just told Jimmy that Joyce is playing a prank on him.  And Joyce told Jimmy to go to hell.  Surprisingly, that wasn't the end of it.

The next day...



Jimmy: hello
Joyce: Hello
Jimmy: how are u doing sweety
Joyce: I'm fine. How are you?
Jimmy: am great but still angry with you sweety
Joyce: Fine. I don't give a shit
Jimmy: do u know that you offended me
Joyce: You were acting very childish yesterday
Jimmy: hun not that sweety
Joyce: Yes
Joyce: I was at work. I couldn't stay and chat
Joyce: Then you acting like a fucking baby
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: am srry ok
Jimmy: that wht 2 lovers have to understand each other
Jimmy: hope u will try and foegive me
Joyce: I accept your apology
Jimmy: really sweety
Joyce: Yes
Jimmy: ok thank you sweety
Jimmy: so preety why dont you wanna give me the info so i go and collect the money
Joyce: I already got my money back
Jimmy: ahh
Joyce: You made me very angry and I got another refund
Jimmy: ohh sweety
Jimmy: ok sweety so dont u wanna give me the money again
Joyce: No
Joyce: I want you to understand something
Jimmy: wht?
Joyce: I am willing to forgive you
Joyce: But I swear to God on my life that I will never give you any money again
Jimmy: why wht have i done sweety
Joyce: You know what you've done
Joyce: I can make a list if it's necessary
Jimmy: i dont know sweety?
Joyce: 1. You asked me to purchase an expensive toy for Harry
Joyce: 2. You couldn't ship it
Joyce: 3. You made me return it
Joyce: 4. You made me find the price of another toy
Joyce: 5. You made me send the money for the game
Joyce: 6. You didn't pick up the money
Joyce: 7. You borrowed money from some dude
Joyce: 8. You made me get a refund from Western Union
Joyce: 9. You made me send more money
Joyce: 10. You became very difficult while I was at work
Joyce: 11. You made me get a second refund
Jimmy: hun all wht u saying doesnt mean
Jimmy: just tell me if u dont love me again
Jimmy: will u tell me that now?
Joyce: I still love you
Joyce: But I won't send money again
Jimmy: ohh sweety
Jimmy: pls just help me
Joyce: I'm sorry, but I already swore to God on my life that I wouldn't
Jimmy: ok no problem with that sweety
Jimmy: but try to realise that all wht u doing to me is very bad
Joyce: Not as bad as what you did to me
Jimmy: but u promise to send the money
Joyce: I sent money
Joyce: But you never claimed it
Jimmy: sweety
Jimmy: we are 2 lover so u are there foe me and i am here for you
Jimmy: so why cant u help me
Jimmy: hun just try and forgive and forget
Jimmy: so help me sweety
Joyce: I have forgiven you
Joyce: but I just won't help you out financially again
Jimmy: but help me sweety
Jimmy: hun or will u send me the Game now so i can take it to the store i bought the first one?
Joyce: I returned the game a long time ago
Joyce: You told me you wouldn't send me a pre-paid label and I returned the game to the store
Jimmy: hun pls just try and get one for me now
Joyce: Are you going to send me a label?
Jimmy: ok i will sweety
Joyce: Send a label and I'll pick up a Playstation 2
Jimmy: ok sweety u just tell me when u got the play staion 2
Joyce: No.
Joyce: You send the label first
Joyce: I will not go through that again. You made me buy one and return it the next day
Joyce: That was very embarrassing to me
Jimmy: sweety am srry that wont happen again
Joyce: That's right
Joyce: Because I won't buy one until I get a label
Jimmy: oh baby why dont u buy it
Joyce: I told you why
Joyce: You burned me once already. I'm not buying another without a label
Jimmy: ok preety
Jimmy: will send it to u ok
Joyce: Okay
Jimmy: i love u that all wht you doing
Jimmy: but dont know hy u doing this to me
Joyce: I don't know why you did those things to me
Jimmy: hun i taold u that its all a mistake
Joyce: Yeah 11 mistakes
Jimmy: but now am pleading you that you should send me the money again and u didnt
Jimmy: why u doing this to me sweety
Jimmy: and u said you love me
Joyce: If you accuse me of one more thing, I'll end this right now
Joyce: If you don't believe me, just try it
Jimmy: i knbow that all i do for you its a mistake
Jimmy: but u dont have mercy on me sending the money
Joyce: If you ask for money once more, I'll end this right now
Joyce: If you don't believe me, try it
Jimmy: hun its better you tell me if u dont love me
Jimmy: so i can go away and find my new lover
Joyce: That's another accusation
Joyce: We're breaking up
Jimmy: tell me now its free speech
Jimmy: ok no problem with that
Joyce: Bye
Jimmy: i will go and look for my lover
Jimmy: bye too
Joyce: I will extract revenge against you
Jimmy: wht u trying to do?
Joyce: You will see
Jimmy: wht will i see
Joyce: My revenge
Jimmy: ok if u dont love me again bye
Jimmy: just go away
Joyce: My revenge has begun
Joyce: http://home.earthlink.net/~mrjamespruitt/JimmyThomas.html
Jimmy: wht u tryinmg to do
Jimmy: i know that am not all wht u do thereew
Joyce: That's for the courts to decide
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: so am not afraid of anything
Jimmy: ok
Joyce: I vow to destroy you
Jimmy: but i love u than all this rubushed u doing on here
Jimmy: u doing thing like an illetrate
Joyce: It's a shame that you do not understand the concept of irony
Jimmy: i have to leave u here
Joyce: I don't care
Joyce: we're finished
Jimmy: u are finished
Joyce: No... YOU are finished
Jimmy: YOU are finished
Joyce: No... YOU
Joyce: Finished
Jimmy: go awya
Jimmy: bye
Joyce: Everyone will know that you are a scammer
Jimmy: am not a scammer ok
Joyce: Yes you are
Joyce: You're a Nigerian boy
Jimmy: nope
Jimmy: that a lie
Joyce: Nope
Joyce: You're not even the guy in the picture
Jimmy: hmm
Jimmy: lol
Joyce: That man's name is Ken
Joyce: He's a model in Hawaii
Jimmy: hmm
Joyce: http://www.focusagencyhawaii.com/model-talent/ken/ken.htm
Joyce: And here's Cory: http://www.focusagencyhawaii.com/model-talent/cory/cory.htm
Joyce: or as you call him "Harry"
Jimmy: hmmmm
Jimmy: go away
Joyce: Here's another scammer that uses that man's pics: http://www.myspace.com/21122327
Joyce: and another: http://www.myspace.com/77587381
Jimmy: hmm
Joyce: And here are the pages I made about them: http://home.earthlink.net/%7Ecorndognugget/Blog/Williams.html
Joyce: http://home.earthlink.net/%7Ecorndognugget/Blog/Malvin.html
Jimmy: bye
Jimmy: u go
Joyce: Nope
Joyce: We're enemies forever
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: but formerly we are lovers forever
Joyce: Not anymore
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: but i love u

Note from James:  I had already exposed him as a Nigerian using a model's photo.  I even showed him this page which features our chats, and the "scammer" stamped accross his pic.  For some reason, he still wants to trust Joyce. 

He probably has never had anyone want to give him money before, and he's not going to let Joyce go.


Joyce: You have insulted me for the last time
Jimmy: i love u sweety
Joyce: You only want my money
Jimmy: no baby i love u
Joyce: I want to still love you, but I know nothing will change about you
Jimmy: why sweety
Jimmy: all will change
Joyce: You will always do the same things to me
Jimmy: i promise u
Jimmy: i wont baby
Joyce: Do you swear to God on your life?
Jimmy: yeah sweety i swear
Jimmy: i will love u more and more
Joyce: I forgive you
Jimmy: really sweety
Joyce: yes
Jimmy: But why do u call me a Scammer sweety
Joyce: Because you were constantly asking for money
Joyce: I told my pastor about it and he said you sounded like a scammer
Jimmy: no sweety its the money i lent from my freiend that why am pleading u so u can give me the money so i can refund his money
Joyce: If I send the money, do you swear that you will NEVER ask for any more money from me?
Jimmy: yerah sweety
Jimmy: i promise.
Joyce: How much longer will you be online?
Jimmy: am here for about 45 min
Joyce: Okay
Jimmy: should i wait u here sweety
Joyce: Okay
Jimmy: you just go and send ity through western union
Jimmy: ok sweety
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: Wait here for me
Joyce: I'll send it from the gas station down the street
Joyce: It should only take about 10 minutes
Jimmy: ok sweety
Joyce: I'll be back soon
Jimmy: ok preety
Joyce: Bye
Jimmy: okay..

About 15 minutes later...

Joyce: Hello
Joyce: I'm back
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: so u went to send it at the gas store right?
Joyce: Yes.
Joyce: Sorry I'm late. There was a long line at the gas store
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: so will u give me the info now..
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: MTCN 4815162342

Note from James:  4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 are the cursed numbers from Lost.

Joyce: Same sender's info as before
Joyce: Same test question
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: will go and catch it in the bank thank u so much sweety
Jimmy: i love u so much
Joyce: I love you too
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: so whts u up to today sweety
Joyce: Nothing much. I've home for a few hours and just relaxing
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: hope u thinking about mee
Joyce: yes
Jimmy: so baby will like to chat with u later
Jimmy: wanna go and talk Harry now
Joyce: Okay. I need to go too
Joyce: Tell Harry I said hello
Jimmy: ok sweety
Joyce: I love you so much
Jimmy: i love u too,,
Jimmy: bye sweety
Joyce: Bye
Joyce: I love you
Jimmy: ok preety
Jimmy: will talk to u later
Joyce: Okay

For the second time, Jimmy went back to Western Union, and for the second time, he made an ass out of himself trying to claim money with a fake number.

The next day...



Jimmy: hello preety
Joyce: Hello
Jimmy: how are u doing
Joyce: I'm fine. How are you?
Jimmy: sweety have suffered..
Joyce: Why?
Jimmy: when i went to the bank dont get the money out
Joyce: Why?
Jimmy: am told that the money not in there order
Joyce: Why wouldn't it be there?
Jimmy: HUN U DONE WHT BAD TO ME
Joyce: What are you saying?
Jimmy: THEY DONT GIVE ME THE MONEY
Joyce: That wasn't my fault
Jimmy: SO U CALL IT MY FAULT RIGHT
Joyce: It wasn't mine
Joyce: So I guess it's possible it was yours
Jimmy: OK THX
Joyce: What should we do now?
Jimmy: SwEETY AM FED UP..
Joyce: Me too
Jimmy: JUST CALL WESTERN UNION FIRST..
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: I'll call now
Jimmy: OK
Joyce: they're tracing it now
Jimmy: OK
Joyce: The lady I'm speaking with now tracked it
Joyce: She said it is unclaimed
Jimmy: why sweety...
Joyce: Do you know how to claim money?
Jimmy: so can u give me the mtc # again
Joyce: MTCN is 4815162342
Joyce: That's the number on the receipt
Jimmy: ok preety
Jimmy: but cant collect out the money here
Joyce: Why?
Joyce: The money has been sent. They tracked it.
Joyce: $200 has been charged to my credit card
Jimmy: reaaly sweety
Joyce: Yes
Jimmy: ok sweety so now u mean that i have to go to the bank tommorow
Joyce: Take the receipt with you
Joyce: Maybe there won't be any mistakes if you have it
Jimmy: give me sweety
Joyce: Here you go


Note from James:  This is a screen shot from the episode of Lost where Hurley won the lotto with the cursed numbers.  I obviously didn't expect him to know about Lost, but how could he not know this wasn't a receipt?

Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: all dis is leting me going fed up
Joyce: So watcha gonna do?
Jimmy: dont know if u gonna collect ur money back
Joyce: Do you want me to?
Jimmy: of course and u gonna bye me a Play station 2 so a friend of my wanna collect something in the state also so he just do all the pick up together
Joyce: okay
Jimmy: so u have to go and collect the money today okay\
Joyce: Okay
Jimmy: and on ur way coming home u buy the Play station 2 with u.
Joyce: Then what will we do?
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: so should i wait u here so u gonna get it now
Joyce: How long will you be here?
Jimmy: will be here for 40min
Joyce: So what am I supposed to do after I get the Playstation?
Joyce: How does it get to you?
Jimmy: its just that hen u buy it i do the pick down here
Joyce: How do you pick it up?
Jimmy: just dont worry sweety
Joyce: Tell me
Joyce: or I won't do it
Jimmy: u just go andbuy it first
Joyce: No
Joyce: You wasted a lot of my time and money
Joyce: I want to know before I buy another one
Jimmy: ok sweety its just that a friendof my his uncle wanna send him some package from the state so it just that u send it to him so he pack all together and send it here
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: What's his address?
Joyce: Maybe I'll mail it while I'm out. I have to go to the post office anyway today
Jimmy: just dont rush sweety will give u theaddy when i collect it from him
Joyce: You will tell me first
Joyce: I won't buy unless you give me the full information
Jimmy: okay
Jimmy: so sweety u just go and get it ok
Joyce: Not until I get the address
Jimmy: here is it sweety
Jimmy: [REMOVED]

Note from James:  Address removed to protect privacy.  His "friend's uncle" lives in New Jersey and has a lady's name.  I searched her name on MySpace and found her profile.  I sent an email warning her about him.

Joyce: Okay
Jimmy: so wht u gonna do now
Joyce: I'll get a refund and I'll go to Wal-Mart to get the game
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: i love that
Joyce: I love you
Jimmy: and i love u so mch
Jimmy: so sweety
Jimmy: so u have to go now and do that
Joyce: how much longer will you be online?
Jimmy: will wit u till one hrs
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: I should be back by then
Jimmy: ok sweety
Joyce: I'll be back soon
Joyce: Bye
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: bye
Jimmy: love u bye

About 45 minutes later...

Jimmy: hey
Joyce: Hello
Joyce: I'm back
Jimmy: ok
Joyce: I got a refund from Western Union
Joyce: and I bought the Playstation


Note from James:  This is the exact same receipt as before, with a few minor changes.  If Jimmy was still oblivious that this is all a hoax, he certainly wouldn't notice the receipt.

Jimmy:
ok so u send it to that addy i gave to u ok
Joyce: Not yet
Joyce: I'll send it tomorrow
Joyce: I have daily pick-up with the USPS
Jimmy: all i want u to do for me now is to send the play station
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: It will ship in the morning, and will arrive Monday or Tuesday
Jimmy: ok baby i love u so much
Joyce: I love you too
Jimmy: thx
Joyce: You're welcome
Joyce: How is Harry?
Jimmy: his fine sweety
Joyce: I'm glad to hear that
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: baby wanna go and get something for harry now may be u brb
Joyce: Okay
Jimmy: ok brb sweety
Joyce: okay

I knew he was preparing to contact the lady in New Jersey.  Luckily, I was a few steps ahead...

I had already heard back from her.  She was very appreciative of the warning and said she wasn't going to contact him again.

What I didn't tell her was that I was going to impersonate her.  I created a Yahoo ID with her name, and I used her photo from her MySpace.  Maybe she would be cool with it, maybe not.  Regardless, this was only way I could try to squeeze out a prepaid label, but unfortunately that didn't pan out.

On my second computer, I signed into my newly created account and buzzed him.  To respect the lady's privacy, in the chat below, I will refer to her as 'Wendy.'  Even though Jimmy is a huge idiot, I decided to play it safe and change my writing style.  No capitals, no punctuation, and I had to use "u" instead of "you," and so forth.

Wendy: did u email me?
Jimmy: no sweety
Jimmy: do u got any mail sweety
Wendy: no
Jimmy: have miss u alot
Wendy: i miss you too
Jimmy: i really know that i mis an angel
Wendy: thank u
Wendy: how do u feel today?
Jimmy: i feel so bad since all this while
Wendy: y?
Jimmy: just that i dont have anybody i chatt with here
Wendy: we can chat here now
Jimmy: ok preety
Jimmy: so how are u doing since all dis while
Wendy: good
Wendy: and u?
Jimmy: am cool
Wendy: cool
Jimmy: lol...............u are so sexy sweety
Wendy: lol
Wendy: thank u
Jimmy: "I wish that you were here or that I were there, or that we were together anywhere!"
Wendy: ok
Jimmy: We are the perfect couple, we're just not in the perfect situation."
Wendy: ok
Jimmy: Time may take us apart, that's true, but I will always be there for you. You're in my heart, you'll be in my dreams, no matter the miles between."
Wendy: you copy and paste things
Jimmy: yeah sweety i write it first in my notepad
Wendy: no
Wendy: you got if from a site
Jimmy: nope
Wendy: yes
Wendy: i use google and i see those words
Wendy: you copied from website with love notes
Jimmy: hmm.lol
Wendy: busted!
Jimmy: ok sweety
Wendy: ok
Jimmy: so sweety you know u promise me and u dont fulfil it
Wendy: promise what?
Jimmy: u wanna send me some money
Wendy: i never promised
Jimmy: ohh but u said u wanna send me money right?
Wendy: no
Wendy: you are imagining things
Jimmy: ohh preety
Jimmy: why u changing words
Wendy: i don't change wurds
Jimmy: ok lets forget that ok
Wendy: ok
Wendy: what happened to ur myspace?
Wendy: its not there anymore
Jimmy: hun it fummbling
Jimmy: dont use it again
Wendy: i still use it
Jimmy: its that i got a woman that troubling me there
Jimmy: and i dont love her
Wendy: oh?
Jimmy: but she said she wants me
Wendy: ok
Wendy: y didn't you just ignore her?
Jimmy: have dont it but she still mail me
Jimmy: so i quit of that myspace since have seen wht me looking for
Jimmy: which his you
Wendy: thank u
Jimmy: sweety wanna let u know that a Play statiion 2 will get deleveired to u
Jimmy: its for Harry my kid ok
Wendy: u serious?
Jimmy: yeah
Jimmy: so when u gert it there just let me knoe ok
Wendy: why u send it to me?
Jimmy: no some one wann give it to me
Jimmy: so i tld him that he should send it to ur house first ok
Wendy: why not your house?
Jimmy: sweety will like u to ship
Wendy: what do u mean?
Wendy: how will u get it?
Jimmy: u gonna send it to me ok
Wendy: to where?
Jimmy: here sweety
Wendy: where?
Jimmy: west africa here sweety
Wendy: i will not pay for shipping for this
Jimmy: ohh help me sweety
Wendy: no
Wendy: that was rude
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: just let me know when u get it ok
Wendy: ok
Jimmy: if possible it will deleiverd to u tommorow
Wendy: ok
Wendy: but do not expect me pay for shipping
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: so baby why havent u be calling me
Wendy: my phone got disconnected
Wendy: and i lost my internet for while 2
Jimmy: why?
Wendy: a drunk man ran into the telephone pole on my block
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: ok preety
Wendy: ok
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: brb
Wendy: ok
br>
He didn't BRB.  He began to chat with Joyce again...

Jimmy: hey
Jimmy: hello sweety
Joyce: Hello
Jimmy: preety but why dont u send the Play station through fedex
Joyce: USPS was cheaper
Joyce: and I have daily pickup with USPS
Jimmy: yeah but u said u send it through post office or wht?
Joyce: Yes
Joyce: USPS is the post office
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: so when will it delivered
Joyce: Sometime next week
Joyce: Monday or Tuesday
Jimmy: ohh
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: can u give me tracking #
Joyce: USPS doesn't have tracking numbers
Joyce: That's only for couriers like UPS, Fedex and DHL
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: sweety i just love u so much when i looka at the pics of u
Joyce: You're very sweet to me
Jimmy: ok sweety
Joyce: How is Harry?
Jimmy: his not feeling fine honey
Joyce: Is he sick?
Jimmy: yeah sweety
Jimmy: just dont know how to tell u since all this while
Joyce: I'm so sorry to hear that
Joyce: I hope he gets well soon
Jimmy: yea is feeling better but its juts that i havent paid his bill at the hospital here that why they delay him,
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: I will need to go soon. I haven't eaten lunch yet
Jimmy: ok sweety
Joyce: We'll chat again another time
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: love u so much
Jimmy: bye
Joyce: Tell Harry I said "Get Well Soon!"
Joyce: Bye
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The next day, I (pretending to be Wendy) let him know that the Playstation 2 arrived.  Later, we had the following chat...
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Jimmy: hey preety.
Wendy: Hello
Wendy: did u get my message?
Jimmy: yeah preety
Jimmy: thx somuch
Wendy: ur welcome
Jimmy: thx baby
Jimmy: i love that..
Jimmy: so how are u doing today?
Wendy: i am resting today
Wendy: i was sick last night
Jimmy: ohh sorry baby
Jimmy: so how is ur body now.
Wendy: i had stomach pains but they are gone now
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: so baby u toldme that u got the package
Wendy: yes
Wendy: the mailman left it on my doorstep this morning
Jimmy: ok sweety so wht dou got inside?
Wendy: playstation 2 combo pack
Jimmy: ok preety
Wendy: what do u want me to do with this?
Jimmy: so baby will u help me send it here?
Jimmy: hmmmm..
Wendy: i won't pay postage
Jimmy: ok sweety dont just want to strees u just helpme take it to the store andsell it
Wendy: what store?
Jimmy: where u can get it sold
Wendy: what kind of store is that?
Jimmy: where they sell electronics or Games
Wendy: best buy and wal-mart don't buy back items
Jimmy: so where can u sell it sweety?
Wendy: why do you give me chores to do?
Jimmy: just that i have trust in u swety
Wendy: i wish you never sent it to me
Jimmy: and i know that u are my lover
Wendy: no i'm not
Jimmy: hmmm..
Wendy: you are just a guy i chat with
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: why cant u ask from your friend you told me about
Jimmy: that is helping you searching for phone
Wendy: why did you send me this if you didn't want it?
Jimmy: pls sweeety
Jimmy: its that after i shop for it they now tell me that they dont ship to west africa
Jimmy: and an order have been made
Wendy: you didn't shop for this
Wendy: it is used
Wendy: and opened
Jimmy: really
Jimmy: i shopfor it sweety
Jimmy: ohh\
Wendy: it is used
Jimmy: i gotta callthem now

Note from James:  On my other computer, I was already signed in as Joyce.  At this point, Jimmy begins chatting with her as well...

Jimmy: hey
Joyce: Hello
Joyce: So how is your day today?
Jimmy: ok preety
Jimmy: i got the Play station
Joyce: I'm glad to hear that
Jimmy: ohh sweety ilove u so much
Joyce: I love you too
Jimmy: ohh swety thx so much
Joyce: You're very welcome

Wendy:
and there was a note from the person who sent it
Jimmy: i request for new Play station 2
Wendy: no
Wendy: it is used
Wendy: and it had a note for harry
Jimmy: yeah that my kid
Wendy: you didn't buy this new
Jimmy: ok sweety will try and know wht to doabout it
Wendy: they wrapped it in newspaper

Jimmy: i had that you wrapped it in a newspaper
Joyce: I padded the box with newspaper so it wouldn't get banged up by the post office
Jimmy: hun nad its a used Play station
Joyce: No
Joyce: I bought it from Wal-Mart
Jimmy: am told that its opened
Jimmy: is that true sweety
Joyce: No!
Joyce: I bought that brand new
Joyce: Didn't I show you the receipt?
Jimmy: yeah u do sweety

Jimmy:
hey swety i got the person online hesaid is not a used Play station
Wendy: lies
Jimmy: he said he bought it from walmart
Wendy: it is used and smells like cigarettes
Jimmy: ohh preety
Jimmy: If u wanna send it to me how much will it take
Wendy: about $250
Wendy: i calculated the cost on the fedex website
Jimmy: ohh that too much
Wendy: i know
Jimmy: so how can u help me sell it now
Jimmy: pls sweety
Wendy: i can't sell a used game that smells like cigs
Wendy: plus Playstation 2 is outdated. PS3 has been out for 4 or 5 months
Wendy: i still dont know why u chose me to ship to
Jimmy: am srry baby
Jimmy: just keep it for me we talk abt that later ok
Wendy: do u know something?
Wendy: when you ship something to someone and they didn't ask...
Wendy: it becomes their property
Wendy: so i will keep it for myself
Jimmy: ohh keep it sweety
Jimmy: so will u giveme a little money for that sweety
Wendy: no
Jimmy: wjy baby
Wendy: free gift for me
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: so how are u doing today
Wendy: good
Jimmy: i feel like holding ur hands
Wendy: my hands are sweaty
Wendy: i've been playing your game all morning LOL
Jimmy: ohh shit
Jimmy: why u doing this sweety
Wendy: i played Grand Theft Auto 3 
Wendy: and Halo
Wendy: and Madden
Jimmy: its doesnt make ense at all
Wendy: hahahahahahaha
Jimmy: u want me to go mad at u
Wendy: do whatever
Wendy: i dont care
Jimmy: ohh sweeety will give u an adrress so u post it there for me
Jimmy: u will send it by mail
Jimmy: ok
Wendy: what is the address?
Wendy: if it's cheap i will send it in a day or two when i'm done playing
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: will give that to u now
Jimmy: brbr
Wendy: ok

Note from James:  Jimmy never finished the chat, and he never game me another address.

Jimmy: thx so much sweety
Jimmy: i reallp appreciate
Joyce: I'm glad I could help
Joyce: I hope Harry enjoys it
Jimmy: Harry is still in the Hospital
Joyce: Oh
Joyce: Is he feeling better?
Jimmy: yeah sweety
Joyce: Glad to hear it
Jimmy: But sweety wanna ask something from u but dont know if u can help me for that sweety
Joyce: Ask me anything
Jimmy: swety please i wanna pay for harry bills in the Hospital but dont have much on me dont know if u can help me for that
Jimmy: you know harry had not been talking to u on here its just that his not feeling fine
Joyce: Why do you always ask me for money?
Jimmy: Not like that sweet am scare of asking you this just that for harry
Joyce: You aren't scared to ask for money. You proved that many times
Jimmy: am sorry for that sweety
Jimmy: You know the other time i promise that wont ask you for money again
Joyce: Yes
Joyce: You swore to God on your life
Jimmy: do u know
Jimmy: so it just for the treatment ok
Joyce: I'm sorry, but no
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: hey dont know wht to do now
Joyce: I don't know either
Jimmy: ohh dont know if u can help me get a little loan sweety
Joyce: I told you, I can't afford it now
Jimmy: its just that my manger here said he dont have money on him that he can only give me a cheque
Joyce: Why don't you accept it?
Jimmy: and they dont cash it here
Joyce: Take it to the embassy
Jimmy: sweety they dont here
Joyce: Yes they do
Joyce: That's what embassies do
Jimmy: have been there today
Jimmy: they said they dont cash cheque
Joyce: That's silly
Jimmy: ohh sweety so wht do u expect me doing now
Joyce: Do you want me to tell you how I know that's BS?
Jimmy: how?
Joyce: My son was in Portugal. He bought a bike that was a replica from the one in Pee Wee's Big Adventure. He wasn't allowed to take it back on the plane
Joyce: He sold the bike to some man in the city
Joyce: The man payed with a check, but the banks wouldn't cash it
Joyce: The only place to cash it was the US Embassy
Joyce: because that's the embassy's job
Joyce: The End
Jimmy: yeah sweety that can only be dont in the state
Joyce: This was in Portugal. Portugal is a whole different country.
Jimmy: u know there are different
Joyce: Not Embassies
Joyce: They are all US Embassies with the same rules
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: so sweety they dont do that here ok
Joyce: Yes they do
Joyce: I know for a fact
Jimmy: they dont sweety
Joyce: They do
Jimmy: amnot lieing
Joyce: Call them
Jimmy: why u argueing it with me
Joyce: Because you are wrong
Joyce: or you are lying
Jimmy: i went there today
Joyce: Then you don't know what you are talking about
Joyce: The embassy will cash any check
Jimmy: they said no sweety
Jimmy: hun u know the embassey here is a small embassey
Jimmy: so they are not Good
Joyce: It's a US Embassy. It doesn't matter the size
Joyce: They have the same rules in every country
Jimmy: so sweety lets forget about the argueing
Joyce: Good idea
Jimmy: just that i know u cant do me any help
Joyce: I said I couldn't afford to help now
Jimmy: okay sweety
Joyce: I probably could have sent money if it wasn't for that game you asked me to buy
Joyce: That was an expensive toy
Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: sweety let me go and meet harry
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: Go back to the embassy while you're out
Jimmy: or sweety should i tell my manager to give me the cheque so i send it to u
Jimmy: and you help me csh it in the state sweety
Jimmy: that will be better sweety
Joyce: Okay
Jimmy: so sweety will that be better?
Joyce: Yes. I think so
Joyce: ok
Jimmy: ok preety wanna go now
Joyce: Okay
Jimmy: so will tell my manager to write me the cheque so i can send it to u ok
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: That will be fine
Jimmy: so preety bye
Jimmy: love u so much
Joyce: I love yout oo
Joyce: Bye

The next day...
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Wendy: hi
Jimmy: hello sweety
Wendy: how r u today?
Jimmy: am cool sweety
Wendy: thats cool
Jimmy: "And ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
Wendy: ok
Jimmy: sweety i love u so muuch but its seems u dont love me
Wendy: why?
Wendy: because i opened your game?
Jimmy: just how u do to me
Jimmy: so sweety but i will still let u know that i love u
Wendy: did u say for me to keep this game?
Wendy: or did you want me to do something with it?
Jimmy: yea will do the pick uup
Jimmy: ok
Jimmy: or wht do u wanna do with it?
Wendy: what do u mean by pick up?
Jimmy: dont worry
Jimmy: jusut keep it for me sweety
Wendy: tell me or i will keep it for myself
Jimmy: just hlp me take care of it
Jimmy: will talk abt that later
Jimmy: brb
Wendy: u can tell your friend i got her picture she sent
Wendy: u talking with her now?
Wendy: i know you are there.
Jimmy: am back
Wendy: i know about your girlfriend
Jimmy: hmm'
Wendy: the one who bough the playstation
Jimmy: its seems u dont know whts really happening

Note from James:  I was also signed in as Joyce on my other computer.  Jimmy buzzes...

Jimmy: hello sweety
Joyce: Hello
Jimmy: how are uu doing preety
Joyce: I'm fine. How are you?
Jimmy: am great baby
Joyce: I'm glad to hear that
Joyce: How is Harry?
Jimmy: his fine
Joyce: That's good
Jimmy: still at the hospital
Joyce: But at least he's doing better, and that's what's important
Jimmy: yeah sweety

Wendy: she left two notes in the box
Wendy: one for you and one for harry
Wendy: she gave harry a card with $20
Wendy: she gave you a card with a picture and love note inside
Jimmy: do uu want to know all whts happening
Wendy: i know.
Wendy: you are playing games with this woman and also with me
Wendy: she sent you erotic photos
Wendy: and she sent your son $20
Wendy: how do u explain?
Jimmy: jusut that uu wont want to listen to me
Wendy: Explain this

Jimmy: is that all
Wendy: no
Wendy: there was one of her vagina

Jimmy: sweety i got the pics uu sent to me
Joyce: What pics?
Jimmy: uur pics
Joyce: which ones?
Jimmy: that uu sent with the package
Joyce: Oh! How did you get them?
Joyce: Did the person mail them to you like I asked?
Jimmy: yea
Joyce: I had two cards. One for you and one for Harry
Joyce: I paid for postage for them both and I asked the person to mail them
Jimmy: yeah i got them
Joyce: Do you like my pictures?
Jimmy: yeah
Jimmy: i love uu so much baby
Joyce: I love you too
Jimmy: thx baby
Joyce: Did Harry get his card and gift I sent?
Jimmy: yeah i give it to him
Jimmy: he said thank youu
Joyce: I'm glad to hear that
Joyce: I hope he is out of the hospital soon and I hope he spends the $40 wisely
Jimmy: hun his not the one that spent it
Jimmy: jusut that i told him that uu send him the money
Jimmy: so i use it to pay for his hospital bill
Joyce: Okay. I'm sure he will not mind
Jimmy: the money remaining now is $360
Jimmy: jusut dont know wht to do now
Joyce: I hope all goes well for you both
Joyce: It's always sad to see youngsters sick
Jimmy: no sweety
Joyce: brb

Wendy: u never gave an explanation
Wendy: if you won't explain, i will ask her
Wendy: http://www.myspace.com/joycenelson
Jimmy: sweety let me tell uu the truuth
Wendy: ok
Jimmy: look that game is that i wana give it to uu so uu give it to uur love ones
Jimmy: is just that she said she loves buut i dont lover her jusut that i love u so muuch
Wendy: was the porno also a gift for my loved ones?
Jimmy: that why i want all wht she wana give me to go to uur house
Jimmy: youu know preety i love uu so much
Jimmy: and i dont want to loose uu
Wendy:
Jimmy: sweety let me tell uu the truuth
Wendy: ok
Jimmy: look that game is that i wana give it to uu so uu give it to uur love ones
Jimmy: is just that she said she loves buut i dont lover her jusut that i love u so muuch
Wendy: was the porno also a gift for my loved ones?
Jimmy: that why i want all wht she wana give me to go to uur house
Jimmy: youu know preety i love uu so much
Jimmy: and i dont want to loose uu

Wendy: oops
Wendy: i meant to send that to joyce
Jimmy: wht baby
Wendy: to let her know about you
Wendy: [REMOVED: Joyce's YAHOO ID]
Jimmy: ohh

Jimmy: ok sweety
Jimmy: we have alot to talk
Joyce: Why?
Jimmy: hun the person uu sent the Play station to was a wife of my friend
Jimmy: and she is distubing
Joyce: You don't love me?
Jimmy: i love u baby
Joyce: No
Joyce: You told her you don't

Jimmy: sweety let me tell uu the truuth
Wendy: ok
Jimmy: look that game is that i wana give it to uu so uu give it to uur love ones
Jimmy: is just that she said she loves buut i dont lover her jusut that i love u so muuch
Wendy: was the porno also a gift for my loved ones?
Jimmy: that why i want all wht she wana give me to go to uur house
Jimmy: youu know preety i love uu so much
Jimmy: and i dont want to loose uu

Jimmy: i love uu baby
Jimmy: she is the one trying to confuse uu baby
Jimmy: she wanna take me out of u
Jimmy: and she dont know that i love uu so much
Joyce: That's not what you told her
Jimmy: hun dont uu beleieve me
Joyce: No
Joyce: She said you were making fun of my pictures

Jimmy: Are those titties or two mishapen cantaloupes?
Jimmy: I just vormited in me own mouth
Jimmy: Her beaver looks like own of them hairy spiders you see on the nature channel
Jimmy: I think I see eight legs on it
Wendy: stop it stop you're so mean

Jimmy: babby all whts she is saying is al lie
Jimmy: do u want her to seprate uus
Jimmy: dont jusut beleive her
Joyce: She said Harry isn't real
Jimmy: ignore her sweety
Jimmy: why
Joyce: She said the real Harry died on a farm in 1995
Joyce: and you pretend that he is still alive
Joyce: and you dress up skeletons in his old clothes
Jimmy: baby uuwant me to go mad at u
Joyce: Do whatever you want
Joyce: Me and my mishaped tits and hairy beaver are leaving
Jimmy: ok bye
Joyce: Bye forever

Jimmy: sweety wht u mean by all uu do
Wendy: When I see something I want, I take it
Wendy: I did it with your Playstation and I did it with your woman
Jimmy: u wanna spoil our mariage
Wendy: Yeah
Wendy: Them sweet tits on that broad are mines