Jerry's Potential Victim:

Joyce Nelson The lovable Joyce is a 61 year old widow.  She is also the proud mother of one son, James.  Jerry contacted her via MySpace, but he
About the scammer...
Name: Jerry Williams / Jerry Terry
Real Name: Samson Ogunjimi
Location:  Lagos, Nigeria
Profile: MySpace

hello how are you doing
Your profile looks fascinating ,so i decided to contact you.Well,i am a very sincere and honest person,amcaring,kind,social,smart,intelligent,passionate,friendlly,romantic,and i believe in the truth and honest of love..i am really a very sincere person when it comes to sharing feelings and emotions with that speical person and i realy am down to heart honest about the things i say and do cause i dont like hurting peoples feelings,cause everyone has a chance to laugh,so why do i make them sad..i am really very easy to get along with,fun to be with and am very adaptive and communicative when it comes to conversant conversation.and my life is based on the truth and honest of self personality...i would realy like to get to know alot about you and learn somethings with you cause u seems to be kind of ready in getting to know my kind of person and hopefull we can meet in person soon..with time we will get to know each others feeligs,motives and intensions towards each other and it will help us grow knowing each other and trusting each other..Well i will await your next reply and i will try and email you back asap.and i will tell you more about me and my personality hope to read from you soon.  ypou can hook me up on my

Jerry : hey joyce
Jerry : how are you doing today?
Jerry : this is jerry from my space
Jerry : you there
Joyce: Hello
Jerry : how are you joyce
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Jerry : am ok
Jerry : how was your night
Jerry : hope you slept well
Joyce: It just now became night here
Joyce: Where are you?
Jerry : i live at ohio?
Jerry : and you?
Joyce: Then why would you ask how my night was at 8:00 pm?
Jerry : i knoe it's 800pm there
Joyce: Where are you now?
Jerry : i think i email you about my trip due to my work
Joyce: Yes
Jerry : i deal with local asian antiques furniture
Joyce: That sounds interesting
Jerry : really
Jerry : do you like antique?
Joyce: Yes.  I love antiques
Joyce: I own an antique spitoon used by Mother Theresa
Jerry : oh!
Jerry : But presently not in the states,I'm executing some contracts in w/africa at the Moment,came here to buy some furniture antiques needed by my Clients,
Jerry : in nigeria..cos i heard that africa hae nice antiques furniture here
Joyce: I've heard the same thing
Jerry : and i have been here for 2 weeks now?
Jerry : am in the motel room talking to you joyce
Joyce: Okay
Jerry : i can see that you love antiques alot?
Jerry : and i will be glad to know more about you joyce
Joyce: Yes.  I love interesting collectibles
Joyce: I'd love to stay and chat, but I've gotta go now
Jerry : why?
Joyce: Because my favorite shows are back on tonight
Jerry : do you know am here because of you
Joyce: That's nice, but not tonight
Joyce: I'll be online tomorrow.  We can chat then
Jerry : ok
Jerry : i have alot in mind to tell but you are not here to talk to me
Joyce: I've gotta go.  Prison Break is starting
Joyce: Bye
Jerry : well i think i have to look forwar to chat with you then?
Jerry : ohh
Jerry : prison break i love the show
Jerry : it's a nice show i do watch it when am in the state

The next day...

Jerry : hi
Joyce: Hello
Jerry : how are you?
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Jerry : fine
Jerry : so how was your day?
Joyce: It was amazing
Jerry : the last time we parthed memories together i have been having you in my thoght
Jerry : and mine was boring all day long cos of the weather in nigeria here
Jerry : i have't feel such weather like this before
Joyce: How is the weather over there?
Jerry : it's been hot
Jerry : and i dont like it like that
Joyce: I don't like hot weather either because fat people feel compelled to remove their shirts. 
Jerry : so how was the show yeasterday
Joyce: It was really good.  A lot of stuff happened
Jerry : really
Jerry : i do watch it when am in state
Joyce: Who's your favorite character?
Jerry : and yours there i have forget some in my memories
Joyce: What?
Jerry : i mean  i have forget some cos it's been a while
Joyce: So you love the show, but you can't remember anything about it?
Jerry : when i watch it last
Joyce: Yeah okay
Jerry : so where do you live in the state
Joyce: Wilmington, NC
Jerry : wow what a nice city
Joyce: Yes, it's great
Jerry : i will be glad to relocate you on my way back to state and i want you to be with me in here all night long
Joyce: I'm sorry, but I'm not looking to relocate
Jerry : so what's you mean of saying that
Joyce: I mean I'm not going relocate
Joyce: My home is here and that's where I'll stay
Jerry : yeah i mean i will come over to you
Jerry : that is what i mean ok
Joyce: Okay, but that's not what you said the first time
Jerry : ok
Jerry : that is what i said that i will come over to you and relocate you
Joyce: "relocate you" doesn't mean that, but I know what you are trying to say
Jerry : and you know Love is but a burning fire, the distance between us only increases our desire
Joyce: Yes.  I've also heard that is burning thing that make a fiery ring.
Jerry : and For five minutes with you, I'd drive for a week. A minute spent in the embrace of my lover is equivalent to an eternity of joy!"
Jerry : Distance does not matter if two hearts are loyal to one another cos the feelings am having is beyong my control
Joyce: I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more
Jerry : really
Joyce: Yes.  I totally mean it.
Jerry :  never knew what love was until I met you, then when distance pulled us apart, I found out what true love
Joyce: That's nice
Jerry : and you know Distance never separates two hearts that really care, for our memories span the miles and in seconds we are there. But whenever I start feeling sad, because I miss you, I remind myself how lucky I am to have someone so special to miss
Joyce: ok
Joyce: I'll be leaving now
Jerry : am here for you
Jerry : so what says the time there babe?
Joyce: 6:30 pm
Jerry : ok
Jerry : and where are you going and are you gong to leave me
Joyce: I have things to do right now
Joyce: We'll chat again tomorrow
Jerry : hope this time right
Joyce: Maybe
Joyce: Bye
Joyce: i guess you're not going to tell me goodbye
Jerry : ok
Jerry : hey babe sorry i got booting
Jerry : hope to talk to you later ok
Jerry : love you

The next day...

Joyce: Hello
Jerry : hi babe?
Jerry : how are you doing?
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Jerry : am little feeling okey
Joyce: Only a little?
Jerry : where have you been all day long?
Joyce: Working
Jerry : so what do you do for a living now babe?
Joyce: I am a clothing inspector
Jerry : really sound so intresting?
Joyce: Yeah.  It is.
Jerry : since when have you been into this?
Joyce: Over 30 years
Jerry : can you tell me what do you really looking for in a man/
Jerry : and since when have you been into dirvorce
Joyce: I didn't divorce
Joyce: My husband passed away
Jerry : oh!!
Jerry : so since then have you been date any other man?
Joyce: Yes
Jerry : so what are you looking for in a relationship now babe?
Joyce: Just looking for a little peace, love and understanding
Jerry : wow
Jerry : so what do you like doing for fun babe?
Joyce: I like to write, listen to music, watch TV and movies, and play the guitar
Jerry : wow sound so intresting to me ?
Joyce: Thanks.  I also agree that I am an interesting person
Jerry : and you got all what i love in a woman?
Joyce: Is that a question?  If so, that's a big 10-4
Jerry : cos someone that is well understanding in relationship and happiness loving and caring
Jerry : cos i belive you have all this qualities
Joyce: That sounds like me, alright
Jerry : I think we should try and make this work.
Joyce: I'm willing
Jerry :  I am going to put my feelings in words, on this page. Since the day I met you, I haven't been the same
Jerry : and My feelings I just can't seem to tame. I am starting to care for you in a different way
Joyce: Thanks.  That's lovely
Jerry : and I am pretty sure you got the point.
Jerry : I can't get you off my mind, damn,
Joyce: I feel the same way.  I'm all like "Shit, this sumbitch won't get out my noggin."
Jerry : But I understand if you don't feel the same. Damn, I know this sounds lame, but I have to let you know how I really feel. And this is no lie, I am for real.
Joyce: I exactly what you mean.  Love can be some fucked up shit sometimes.
Jerry : How I wish words could express the thoughts that I have towards you
Joyce: You're doing a pretty good job with the swear words
Jerry : nop i just can't hide my feelings for you
Jerry : cos i ihave't been so love like this before
Joyce: I feel the same.  I can barely keep it in my pants
Jerry : and How I wish words could express the thoughts that I have towards you
Joyce: ok
Joyce: I can see how there might be a shortage of words
Jerry : what do you mean?
Joyce: If I have to explain that joke, it won't be funny anymore
Jerry : ok
Jerry : oh!!
Jerry : it was am mistake i mistype that twice
Joyce: Good for you!
Joyce: Figured it out yourself!

Note from James:  Maybe you've noticed already, but Jerry has a clever little thing he does during his chats.  See if you can figure out what it is.  (Answer will be shown in the next comment box).

Jerry : and you know Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met
Jerry : so i guess am the one for you babe?
Joyce: That's very possible
Jerry : and you know You can’t make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to the person to realize your worth
Joyce: Yeah
Jerry : cos you know  Love is a noble act of self-giving, offering trust, faith, and loyalty. The more you love, the more you lose a part of yourself, yet you don't become less of who you are; you end up being complete with your loved ones."

Note from James:  Like most scammers, Jerry is ripping off hokey lines from  In order to look like he's typing something, Jerry adds a couple of words to the front of each sentence.  This way, Joyce gets the message "Jerry is typing a message" at the bottom of the screen.  However, Jerry doesn't adjust capitalization, and he often leaves the end quotation mark.

Joyce: That's nice
Jerry : so what time is it there babe
Joyce: 7:00 pm
Jerry : what time do you go to bed?
Joyce: Soon
Jerry : ok
Jerry : surely we have to talk before i get up for bed
Joyce: But I'll probably sign off in a minute.  I haven't eaten dinner yet
Jerry : why?
Joyce: Because I haven't cooked it yet
Jerry : what have you been doing since you came back from work
Jerry : do you talk to someone else on here
Joyce: I watched TV and I drank a few beers
Joyce: and no I haven't chatted with anyone else today
Jerry : who do you chat with
Joyce: I have friends that I chat with
Jerry : ok
Jerry : can i ask you a question babe?
Joyce: Ask
Jerry : can i be the man for you if you don't mind?
Joyce: I don't mind at all
Joyce: But I need to go cook dinner now
Joyce: We'll chat again tomorrow
Jerry :  But I suddenly realized that you're exquisitely beautiful and unique.
Joyce: I'll still be the same tomorrow
Joyce: Goodnight, Jerry
Joyce: I guess you're not going to say goodbye
Jerry : am not happy for living me alone
Joyce: So you want me to go to bed hungry?
Jerry : ok you can go for now
Joyce: Thank you for your permission
Jerry : make sure you are here with me tommorrow
Jerry : ok

The next day...

Joyce: Hello
Jerry : how are you doing?
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Jerry : am doing good
Jerry : so where have you been?
Joyce: I've been around
Jerry : hope you get some rest babe?
Joyce: Yes.  I slept like a wino in an abandoned Futon World.
Jerry : and how was the kids
Joyce: What kids?
Jerry : i thought you have a kids for your husband before been single now
Joyce: I have one son, and he's not a kid anymore.
Jerry : ok babe he is the one am asking about
Joyce: He's fine. Thanks
Jerry : and babe You opened my heart in ways it had never been opened before. You awakened a part of me that had lay dormant all of life.
Joyce: Glad I could help
Jerry : really
Joyce: Yep
Jerry : so what feelings do you have for me babe
Joyce: and you know You have a really great personality and a lovely way with words"

Note from James:  There was a brief moment of silence after this joke.  I thought Jerry noticed I was mocking him, but I guess that wasn't the case.  He continued doing this.

Jerry : ok
Jerry : that is nice of you
Joyce: and you know Every word of it is true"
Jerry : so babe what are you planning doing tomorrow
Joyce: I'm going to sleep late and then I'm going grocery shopping
Jerry : are you not going to work tommorrw
Joyce: I don't work weekends
Jerry : ok
Jerry : so what name of your city right there
Joyce: Wilmington, NC
Jerry : that will be nice city to live
Joyce: Yes.  It's a lovely town now that they've cleared out the Irish
Jerry : ok
Jerry : so babe do you know that you're a dream come true
Joyce: Thanks
Joyce: I just want you to know that I will be signing off soon
Jerry : why babe
Jerry : am here with yo babe
Joyce: I have to go do some stuff
Jerry : do you want a tear in my eye babe
Joyce: Sorry, but stuff's not gonna do itself
Jerry : am thinking you wanna leave me alone right now
Joyce: Well, that is what I just said 
Jerry : and  wll be here all alone thinking
Joyce: You'll manage
Jerry : ok i will be here waiting for you to come back online so we can have some conversation
Joyce: I'll be back tomorrow
Jerry : cos i can't afford missing you all the time
Joyce: You should come online earlier then.  I can't stay up all night chatting
Jerry : you know i will be going to the store to get some antiques
Joyce: Yes, I know all about the antiques store 
Jerry : ok
Jerry : i cant afford missing you
Joyce: I've got to go.  We'll chat tomorrow
Jerry : so i will be loking forward to talk to you
Joyce: Bye
Jerry : bye for nw
Jerry : have a splendid day ahead
Jerry : love you sweety
Joyce: I love you too

The next day...

Joyce: Hello
Jerry : hello honey
Jerry : how are you?
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Jerry : am fine
Jerry : so what are you up today?
Joyce: I'm fine.  I just woke up about an hour ago
Jerry : and what are you palnning doing today?
Joyce: I'll be going grocery shopping sometime later
Jerry : wish am there with you sweety e could have shopping together
Joyce: Yes.  I could push you around in the buggy
Jerry : s what are we palnning for our meet babe?
Jerry : and what do you think can happen in our meeting?
Joyce: I don't know yet.
Joyce: I don't even know when we are going to meet
Joyce: Do you have any idea when that could be?
Jerry : yeah as soon as am done in here i will let you know
Joyce: Yes, but how much longer do you think you will be there?
Jerry : as i thought cos i need to shipped some antiques out tomorow babe
Jerry : and i guess it will be last by febuary
Joyce: That's a long time
Jerry : nop babe
Jerry : it will be soon in febuary 2nd
Joyce: Oh.  Okay.  I thought you meant it would be the last of February... Like Feb. 28th
Jerry : nop babe?
Jerry : cos this feelings am having for you is beyong my control babe
Joyce: I have strong womanly urges for you too
Jerry : so babe what is your full name and address and the nearest airport around your hometown
Joyce: My full name is Joyce Nelson
Joyce: My address is 615 N. Front St. / Wilmington, NC 28403
Joyce: There's only one airport in Wilmington.  It's Wilmington International (ILM)
Jerry : ok babe?
Joyce: ok
Jerry : honey can i have your phone number too
Jerry : i wil love to hear you gorgeous voices
Joyce: Unless your calling from the U.S. it won't work
Jerry : it will work i will make it out i do ask from the hotel manager if i can make an internationnal cal from here
Joyce: You don't understand.  I don't have an international calling plan
Joyce: If you're not dialing from a domestic number, it won't connect
Jerry : ok you can give me i wil called you ok
Joyce: What don't you understand? No international calling plan = No international calls
Jerry : ok babe?
Jerry : babe what about your son would they be happy that i been with you
Joyce: I don't know.  He can be a douche sometimes
Jerry : why?
Joyce: That's just his nature
Jerry : ok
Jerry : what would we do now?
Jerry : and how do you want us to be together as one you knmow everything is on your hand sweety
Joyce: How is it on my hand?
Jerry : you're the one that wanna welcome me to your hometown
Joyce: Yeah, but you're the dude in another country
Joyce: Are you there?
Joyce: I guess you left
Joyce: We'll chat again later
Joyce: Goodbye

Later that day...

Jerry : hello sweety sorry for  leaveing you
Jerry : i got booted and my pc don;t comes up
Jerry : till tonight i just get it done
Joyce: Hello
Jerry : i got booted last time we are chatiing and my pc get down
Joyce: Yeah, you just told me
Jerry : am sorry for going not let you know ok
Joyce: No problem.  I understand
Jerry : so where have you been last we chatted
Joyce: I went grocery shopping
Jerry : when do you get back from shopping
Joyce: About 1:30
Jerry : ok
Jerry : so what do you buy for me at the shopping babe?
Joyce: A big bag of antiques
Jerry : lol
Joyce: What have you been doing since we last chatted?
Jerry : i get to the store to get some antiques that will be needed for shippment on monday morning
Joyce: Okay
Jerry : and i guess u do love children
Joyce: Yes.  I love kids
Joyce: I miss having kids around the house
Jerry : ok sweety
Jerry : and my son do ask of you today when he called me
Joyce: That's sweet.
Joyce: Tell him I said hello
Jerry : and he said cant wait to meet you in person and to call you her mom...i told him you so caring and trusthworthy lady and loyalthy friendly and he was very happy to meet you
Joyce: He sounds like a charming boy
Jerry : yes it is
Jerry : babe do you know more about psp
Jerry : play station
Joyce: Not much.  I mostly know Nintendo because that's what my son has
Jerry : my son was worried to get it for him
Joyce: Kids love them things
Jerry : and he disturb me always to get one for him
Jerry : do you know it now babe
Joyce: Yes.  I know a little about them
Jerry : let me show you the pics of it
Jerry : this is the pics of some

Joyce: Is that the portable one?
Jerry : yeah
Jerry : do they have something like this aroung you babe?
Joyce: Yes.  These are not hard to find
Jerry : do you have an ideal they are selling it babe
Joyce: Yes.  Playstation 3 is sometimes hard to find, but they sell PSP everywhere
Jerry : i do need it to give my son?
Joyce: Yes.  I'm sure he would enjoy something like that
Jerry : pls babe can you get me one down in here
Joyce: How do I do that?
Jerry : you will help me order it at the store i will send you shipping label where you get it drop
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: As long as you give me a shipping label
Jerry : i will
Joyce: Okay
Jerry : so when will you do this done for me babe when i get back to the state i will refunds the money back to you ok sweetie
Joyce: I'll check Wal-Mart tomorrow
Joyce: I'm sure they will have one in stock
Jerry : ok honey
Jerry : so when you buy it i will send you the shipping label and address where you will get it drop to\
Jerry : i will only forwrad you the shipping address and all what you will need to do is that you will get it printed and attach it to the package and you will drop it at any fedex location around that will not cost you any amount of money ok
Joyce: Okay.  No problem
Jerry : will you get it at the wal_malt tomorrow babe
Joyce: Yes.  I'm sure they will have them in stock
Jerry : ok honey ..
Jerry : so i will come online to check on you if you get it done
Jerry : and i will tell you what to do next ok mylove
Joyce: Okay.  I'll pick on up tomorrow morning
Jerry : and i do love you so much
Joyce: I love you too
Jerry : cos you've make me feel like a man
Joyce: And you make me feel all classy
Jerry : really?
Joyce: Yeah.  Real classy
Jerry : joyce you means alot to me?
Joyce: You mean everything to me
Jerry : and i can't let you go babe?
Joyce: I will never let you go either.  You mean too much to me to let go
Joyce: But I do need to go now
Jerry : ok honey
Jerry :  love you so much, and can't wait to be with you
Joyce: I love you too
Joyce: Goodbye
Jerry : honey hold on
Jerry : will you order the psp tomorrow right i will come online to make sure you've buy it ok
Joyce: Okay.  I'll probably just buy it in store instead of ordering it
Jerry : ok honey
Jerry : have a splendid day and have a good dreams
Jerry : i love you so much
Joyce: Thank you
Joyce: I love you too
Jerry : and i will look forward tpo talk to you tommorrow
Joyce: Goodnight

Jerry wants Joyce to mail him a PSP for his son.  I guess he forgot that he said he would be returning on February 2nd (four days later).  Of course, I'm not going to mention that.  Shipping him something with a pre-paid label would be much funnier than pointing out his stupidity.

Two days later...

Jerry : hello sweety
Joyce: Hello
Jerry : hello mylove
Jerry : how are you doing today?
Joyce: I'm fine. How are you?
Jerry : do you get my offline message babe?
Joyce: Yes.  I just read them
Jerry : i have missed you so much
Jerry : it was so excited reading from you too
Joyce: I missed you too.  I was worried yesterday when you were not online
Jerry : i am not feeling fine babe?
Jerry : just been at bed all day long thinking about you
Joyce: I hope everything is okay
Jerry : and get up around 7pm your time to check if you're online?
Jerry : but you're not on
Joyce: I was on at 7:00
Joyce: Your messages were sent around 10:00 pm
Joyce: I had already gone to bed by that time
Jerry : ok babe?
Jerry : so babe when did you get the psp
Joyce: Yesterday morning
Jerry : and how much do you get it?
Joyce: The total was $228

Note from James:  Yeah, I know.  It says Circuit City all over this thing, but I knew there was no way Jerry would know what Circuit city was.

Jerry : oh!
Jerry : your are such suprise to me and i will keep on loving you babe?
Joyce: I love you too
Jerry : so babe how many game in there
Joyce: I bought the combo pack that had two different games in it
Joyce: I think one of the games had about 10 games on that one disc
Joyce: The other had some kind of sports game
Jerry : cos i want to help him to download some music and some film in there
Joyce: I don't know how to do that.
Jerry : and when i told him yesterday he was very happy and so glad to meet you babe
Joyce: I'm glad that I could make him happy
Jerry : babe you know what i want you to send it to me first so i could help him downloads some music in it so i could sent it back to him in the state
Jerry : what do you think babe?
Joyce: Okay.  You know more about it than I do
Jerry : yes babe?
Jerry : and for the shipping i will only forward you the address which you will use to send it to me ok
Jerry : here in nigeria
Joyce: I thought you were going to send me a pre-paid label?
Jerry : babe i dont have it in here you will only get the recipient address and my own address and get them printed and attch it on the package
Joyce: I'm not paying postage
Jerry : it won't cost much babe?
Joyce: It will
Joyce: It will cost more than the game
Joyce: I already looked it up
Jerry : how much do you think it will cost
Joyce: About $250
Joyce: Do I need to remind you what you said on Saturday?

jerry terry (1/27/2007 5:41:14 PM): you will help me order it at the store i will send you shipping label where you get it drop
Joyce (1/27/2007 5:41:26 PM): Okay
Joyce (1/27/2007 5:41:40 PM): As long as you give me a shipping label
jerry terry (1/27/2007 5:41:54 PM): i will

Jerry : ok babe you know what now
Joyce: What?
Jerry : i will give you fedex acount
Jerry : and the address where you will send it to
Jerry : ok
Joyce: Look...
Joyce: Just send me a label
Joyce: You create it, and you email it to me
Joyce: Because I'll be damned if going to pay postage for this thing
Jerry : ok babe?
Joyce: Okay
Jerry : i will know what to do then?
Joyce: ok
Jerry : but babe i do have a fedex account right all you need to do is just send it to the address i will give you and it woul't cost you any amount of money ok what do you think
Joyce: You don't undestand, do you?
Joyce: If it's your account, you have to create a label to give to me
Jerry : ok babe
Jerry : i understand now
Joyce: Create the label, and put your address as the receiver.
Joyce: Then email it to me
Jerry : ok  will do that later babe?
Joyce: Then I'll drop it off at a FedEx drop box
Jerry : ok
Joyce: Ok
Jerry : i will be right back online to get it done for u mylove
Jerry : ok
Joyce: Ok
Jerry : love you so much and having you in my thoght all day long?
Jerry : thought
Joyce: Yes.  I think about you a lot
Jerry : love you so much
Joyce: I love you too
Jerry : will be right back to give you all the info including the shiiping label and address
Jerry : ok
Joyce: Ok
Jerry : :x
Joyce: ;;)
Jerry : have to go honey
Jerry : see ya
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: Bye

Later that night, Jerry sent Joyce the label, along with the following email...

Hello Joyce,
       This is the shipping label and invoice attach and all what you need to do now is you will print out 1shipping label and 3invoice and paste it on the package and drop it off at any fedex location around you so you will be pasting the 4 document on it  both shipping label and i wait to hear from you if the package has been left when you come online.... see you later mylove..

Note from James:  It probably wasn't necessary, but I marked out the stamp & bar code.

For the second time ever, a scammer sent me a pre-paid FedEx label.  Coincidentally, the previous scammer (Fred Michael) was also named Samson.  Surely, this isn't the same guy.  After all, he's already had a relationship with Joyce Nelson.  I suppose it's possible Jerry borrowed his FedEx account, but I'm guessing it's just a coincidence and there are two guys named Samson. 

Regardless of this scammer's true identity, I knew what had to be done.  Joyce had a PSP to ship...

...and by PSP I mean Pine Scented Polish.  Joyce packed and shipped the following item to Jerry:

I shipped his package, and I sent an offline letting him know, however he wasn't online until two days later...

For the next few days, Jerry and I played a game of cat and mouse.  I didn't want to chat with him because
1) It's completely unnecessary at the moment, as I have already got him exactly where I want him; and
2) He is likely to ask Joyce for money, and that would possibly conflict the current game I'm playing with him.

Below are the offline messages we exchanged while the package was in transit...

Joyce: (1/30/2007 4:30:27 PM): Hello
Joyce: (1/30/2007 4:31:15 PM): I got your label this morning and I sent your game.
Joyce: (1/30/2007 4:31:19 PM): Talk to you later
Joyce: (1/30/2007 4:31:20 PM): Bye
Joyce: (1/30/2007 4:31:22 PM): I love you

Jerry : (1/31/2007 5:48:45 PM): hello honey i could not find you online i can't afford missing you online
Jerry : (1/31/2007 5:54:22 PM): love you is all what i have lean/
(1/31/2007 5:54:35 PM): and nothing can make me quiet from loving you babe?
Jerry : (1/31/2007 6:09:01 PM): babe when you get online back
Jerry : (1/31/2007 6:09:02 PM): ?
Jerry : (1/31/2007 6:09:17 PM): am here thinking about you babe am sorry if i do hurt you
Jerry : (1/31/2007 6:09:39 PM): you know i love you so much and you're the only one i have in my thought
Jerry : (1/31/2007 6:14:40 PM): I truly care for you.
Jerry : (1/31/2007 6:19:20 PM): hope to catch you online later
Jerry : (1/31/2007 6:19:22 PM): brb
Jerry : (1/31/2007 6:20:03 PM): i was waiting for so long but you're not online but i do tell you to stay on here that i will be right back
Jerry : (1/31/2007 6:20:08 PM): ok see ya later
Jerry : (1/31/2007 6:20:13 PM): love you
Jerry : (1/31/2007 8:57:12 PM): <ding>
Jerry : (1/31/2007 8:57:25 PM): need to talk to you honey
Jerry : (1/31/2007 8:57:34 PM): where are you swety?

Joyce: (2/2/2007 5:58:13 PM): Hello
Joyce: (2/2/2007 5:59:08 PM): I miss you, Jerry
Jerry : (2/1/2007 6:16:05 PM): hello honey am here waiting for so long and you are not online where have you been?
Jerry : (2/1/2007 6:16:21 PM): worried i need to talk to you sweeety/
Jerry : (2/1/2007 6:16:39 PM): see ya later and take care of yourself for me
Jerry : (2/1/2007 10:16:55 PM): <ding>
Jerry : (2/1/2007 10:17:23 PM): babe i wait for you for so long and you didn't come online
Jerry : (2/1/2007 10:17:37 PM): hope you 're feeling fine there
Jerry : (2/1/2007 10:17:49 PM): looking forward to talk to you tommorow
Jerry : (2/1/2007 10:17:59 PM): love you

Jerry : (2/2/2007 7:02:14 AM): <ding>
Jerry : (2/2/2007 7:02:19 AM): hello honey
Jerry : (2/2/2007 7:02:44 AM): how are you and how was your night hope you slept well and mine was so boring thinking about you all day long?
Jerry : (2/2/2007 10:57:03 AM): honey am here now
Jerry : (2/2/2007 11:31:45 AM): <ding>
Jerry : (2/2/2007 11:32:41 AM): am here now babe?
Jerry : (2/2/2007 11:32:44 AM): where are you now?
Joyce: (2/2/2007 3:06:33 PM): Hello
Joyce: (2/2/2007 3:07:01 PM): Are you there?
Jerry : (2/2/2007 4:32:19 PM): <ding>
Jerry : (2/2/2007 4:40:49 PM): it really hurt me when will keep missing each othere
Jerry : (2/2/2007 4:41:03 PM): and i can't afford missing you all day?

Joyce: (2/4/2007 6:01:39 PM): Jerry
Joyce: (2/4/2007 6:02:01 PM): Where are you?
Joyce: (2/4/2007 6:02:30 PM): I miss you so much it hurts sometimes
Jerry : (2/4/2007 7:34:26 PM): hello honey,how are you doing and howw as your last night hope you slept well and i have missed you so much and can't wait to talk to you soon
Jerry : (2/4/2007 7:34:28 PM): love you and takecare of yourself for me jerry
Jerry : (2/4/2007 7:34:28 PM): love you
Jerry : (2/4/2007 9:48:07 PM): <ding>

Joyce: (2/5/2007 9:01:39 PM): Hello
Joyce: (2/5/2007 9:02:01 PM): Are you there?

Jerry : (2/6/2007 4:47:31 PM): hello honey are you there
Jerry : (2/6/2007 4:47:36 PM): am here now we can talk
Jerry : (2/6/2007 4:47:42 PM): i missed you so much
Jerry : (2/6/2007 4:47:46 PM): love you
Jerry : (2/6/2007 5:15:01 PM): babe where are you i need to talk to you
Jerry : (2/6/2007 5:57:57 PM): hello how are you doing today and how was your last night hope you slept well looking foward to chat with you soon
Joyce: (2/5/2007 9:01:39 PM): I regret that we keep missing each other
Joyce: (2/5/2007 9:02:01 PM): I love you so much and it hurts everytime I read the word "offline"

Jerry : (2/6/2007 9:53:05 PM): honey we need to talk tomorrow urgently
Jerry : (2/6/2007 9:53:06 PM): ok
Jerry : (2/6/2007 10:38:39 PM): honey you will be receiveing some packages it's from me pls kindly keep it safe till i come online to tell you what to do right ok mylove hope to talk to you tomorow
Jerry : (2/6/2007 10:39:00 PM): i will talk to you tomorrow
Jerry : (2/6/2007 10:53:53 PM): hoope to talk to you later
Jerry : (2/6/2007 10:53:58 PM): take care mylove
Jerry : (2/6/2007 11:15:53 PM): and you will be receiving Sunshine Yellow Rose Bouquet soon
Jerry : (2/6/2007 11:16:13 PM): as a gift for you mylove

The package arrived on February 7th (Tracking info).  It was signed for by S. Ogunjimi.   Jerry didn't come online at all that day.  I was worried that he had been badly beaten, or possibly killed by another Nigerian scammer (possibly borrowing the other scammer's stolen credit card). 

Jerry was alive and well, and he left the following offline messages the morning after delivery...

Jerry : (2/8/2007 7:49:34 AM): <ding>
Jerry : (2/8/2007 7:50:52 AM): hello how are you doing and how was your last night hope you slept well and am missing you so much hope to talk to you online later in the day have a good day ahead missed you
Jerry : (2/8/2007 8:26:35 AM): <ding>
Jerry : (2/8/2007 8:26:38 AM): are you there
Jerry : (2/8/2007 8:26:45 AM): need to talk to you right away

Later that day...

Joyce: Hello
Jerry : hello honey?
Joyce: Where have you been?
Joyce: I didn't see you online yesterday
Jerry : i was so sick last night ...
Jerry : and i din't get myself well
Joyce: I'm so sorry to hear that
Jerry : cos on tuesday i get some antiques ship to state and i was so tired
Joyce: I hope you're feeling better now
Jerry : nop babe
Jerry : just come online right now to tell you what is going on
Joyce: Why do you feel so bad now?
Joyce: Tuesday was two days ago?
Jerry : it's not how you think honey
Jerry : i did'nt know it was so expensive to ship package from nigeria to US
Joyce: I see you got the PSP
Jerry : am coming to that later babe
Jerry : ok
Jerry : let finish what is bodering me on mind that make me to come online to see you babe
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: Continue
Jerry : so when i get all the item ship out it was i dint know that my client is not in the state
Jerry : cos all the funds i bring along with me down here were all finsh when i buy those furniture and ship it out
Jerry : and right now am notting at hand now..
Jerry : this make me feel so sick and am so tired of this i was thinking about you all day long today that i wanna talk to you tonight babe....
Joyce: I'm here for you
Jerry : and right now babe could you belive that i have'nt take anything since yesterday....
Joyce: Poor baby!
Jerry : so babe this is the reason why i came online to talk to you if you could raise with any amount of money to get some food stuff and when i get back toi state everything would work fine
Joyce: Don't you have a credit card that you can use?
Jerry : yeah i do have but it can be cash in here
Jerry : unless in the state
Joyce: What kind of card is that?
Joyce: Most credit cards are worldwide
Jerry : thing dont just work out in here
Jerry : cos the credit card issued in US can not be cash in here
Joyce: It must not be a Visa or a Mastercard or Discover or American Express or any other major card
Jerry : i have tried all this and i even go to the bank today to know what they can do to it and the bank manager told me unless in the state
Jerry : so babe i want you by my side cos you're all i have now.....
Joyce: What are you saying?
Jerry : just telling you if you can get me some funds to get some food stuff this week babe
Jerry : i will resort things out
Joyce: How much money are you asking for?
Jerry : i dont mind any amount you may provide for me babe
Jerry : when i get back to state i will sort things out honey
Joyce: You have to tell me an amount
Jerry : and how much can you afford honey
Jerry : just tell me any amount you can afford babe cos i dont know how much you may hold at hand honey
Joyce: That's not how it works
Joyce: You tell me the amount you need, and I'll see what I can do to help
Jerry : ok honey
Jerry : if you can come up with $500
Joyce: For food?
Joyce: That's just too much
Jerry : i mean i can pay some of my bills in here before my client send me money for the contract
Jerry : but honey that is why i do ask you how much can you come up wuth
Joyce: I'm sorry, but I don't think I can help you out right now
Jerry : why honey
Joyce: It's a bad time to ask for money
Joyce: I'm in the middle of paying bills
Jerry : ok you know what babe..
Jerry : can you come up with $200 so i can get some food stuff tomorrow
Joyce: I'm sorry, but money tight right now. The answer is still no
Jerry : do you want me to loose weight babe
Joyce: Judging from your pic, you could lose a few pounds
Jerry : and i want to be with you for the rest of my life
Jerry : so if you could send it to me today i can get it down in here tomorrow
Jerry : love you so much
Joyce: let's change the subject
Jerry : but you know i told you i never take anything for two days now
Joyce: Subject changed
Joyce: I see that your son's game arrived yesterday
Joyce: I think that's why you weren't online yesterday
Joyce: You were busy playing it all day
Jerry : cos i was so frustrate last night for not eat anything all day long
Jerry : and i try to get you online you were not there
Joyce: I was online yesterday, but I didn't see you
Jerry : i just came online to see if you're online but you were not there
Joyce: ok
Jerry : so honey when do you intend to send the money to me so i can get some food stuff so we can change this subject
Joyce: Not today
Jerry : why honey
Joyce: Because I said so
Joyce: I just can't spare $200 right now
Joyce: You already made me waste it on a game
Joyce: and you never once thanked me for it
Jerry : am sorry babe...
Jerry : am still come down to the game matter let get finsh on this first babe
Joyce: We already finished. I said no
Jerry : so honey when will you send m,e the funds so i can get some food stuff lately
Joyce: What part of no do you not understand?
Jerry : ok
Jerry : but honey if you can do this for me can you let me transfer some money to yopur credit card so you could help me cash it back and send it down to me
Jerry : cos i do ask the bank manager ans he told me if i can do it like that
Jerry : it would work out
Joyce: Hell no
Jerry : why honey
Joyce: Because I said no
Jerry : you dont want me to eat babe
Jerry : why
Joyce: You will not use my credit card for anything
Jerry : just for me to tranfer some money from mine to urs and you will help me withdraw my money i transfer there
Joyce: No
Joyce: Don't ask again
Jerry : ok
Joyce: If you can't afford food, then how do you expect to pay me back for that video game?
Jerry : i told you i will be paying everything back to you when i get back to state
Joyce: Why don't you just sell the game?
Joyce: or return it to a store?
Jerry : ok do you want to know something babe...
Joyce: What?
Jerry : do you want me to tell you the thruth joyce
Joyce: Yes
Jerry : am here babe
Jerry : just been thinking
Joyce: You said you were going to tell me the truth about something
Jerry : yeah
Jerry : when i ghet to the fedex office on weds morning can you imagine what happen in ther
Joyce: What?
Jerry : i got a polish spray in there i even want to cry and i shouted
Jerry : and tears in my eye
Joyce: What?
Joyce: What do you mean?
Jerry : i mean what i see in ther package
Joyce: Polish spray?
Joyce: Is that spray used for cleaning and polishing, or is it spray from Poland?
Jerry : yeah
Joyce: Either way it's just ridiculous
Jerry : i can just imagine and it really hurt me
Jerry : ani mean when i open the packege when i get to the hotel can you imagine what i saw in the packege it was a spray polish and it really pains me alot
Joyce: I don't understand
Joyce: Where is the game?
Jerry : do you ubnderstand me babe i dont see the game there it has been stolen and it really hurt mne
Jerry : and tear in my eye all day long
Jerry : that is even the reason why i know come online last night
Joyce: This is very upsetting
Joyce: Did you ask the people at FedEx?
Jerry : i did and they did'nt talk anything
Jerry : and i knwo it was remove at the borader
Joyce: Did you keep the polish spray?
Joyce: or did you throw it away?
Jerry : i keep it at the hotel
Jerry : i was so sad when i see it
Jerry : and i dont have anymoney at hand i would have arresst those people
Joyce: You should keep it as evidence
Joyce: in case you file a claim with FedEx
Jerry : i show that
Jerry : they were not response to me
Jerry : they were just looking me like a fool
Jerry : and i jknow all this keep me upset last night
Jerry : i was so crying and tears from my eye
Joyce: I'm so sorry to hear that
Joyce: Do you want me to contact FedEx about this?
Jerry : yeah
Joyce: Okay
Jerry : i want you to do that
Joyce: I will
Joyce: Did you sign for the package?
Jerry : yeah i have sign bfore i know that it was a spray polish in the packege
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: They will ask who signed for it
Joyce: I just wanted to make sure
Jerry : ok
Jerry : am the one
Jerry : just tell them the name on the package
Joyce: Okay
Jerry : which is samson ogunjimi
Jerry : he is the one that sign on ity
Joyce: I thought you said that you signed for it?
Jerry : nop cos my name is not writen on the label it only the hotel manger am in that sign on it
Joyce: Oh
Joyce: Okay
Jerry : so honey when are you gonna contact fedex
Joyce: I'm doing that now
Joyce: I just wrote an email and now I'm calling them
Jerry : ok
Jerry : that will be fine
Joyce: brb
Jerry : ok
Joyce: So you said that you have had other items shipped to me?
Jerry : yeah
Jerry : it was from my client babe
Jerry : and i dont have anymoney at hand now to contacct him to know what is going on
Joyce: your client wrote that?
Jerry : nop
Jerry : i mean the package is coming from my client and i gave him your addres
Jerry : cos he want to send it as a gift for me and i write you offline that you will get some packge soon and i do told you its from me
Jerry : do you understand now
Joyce: okay
Jerry : so babe what are you going to do about the package now
Joyce: I sent an email and I'm still on the phone waiting
Joyce: They already answered my email, but I didn't like their response
Jerry : what didthe email say about
Joyce: They gave me this

Note from James:  This link displays the video below...

Jerry : youbt
Jerry : you there
Joyce: Yes
Jerry : yeah it has been play
Jerry : you there
Joyce: yes.
Jerry : i have not much to say cos right now i dont know how to get some food to eat tomorrow i will be looking unto you and i will never stop loveing you even you hurt me and even i do ask something from you

Note from James:  Unfortunately, the video got no reaction from Jerry.

Joyce: How did I hurt you?
Jerry : i do tell you about what am going thru right in here but you said nothing concern you there
Jerry : and i want lket you know if i dont love you i can be sitting down in here talking to you and you know that joyce
Joyce: I want you to understand something...
Joyce: I just can't help you financially at the moment
Joyce: I probably could if you didn't ask for that stupid expensive video game
Joyce: But I just can't afford it at the moment
Jerry : i know babe bet very soon my client will send me some money and i will send you so money for your bills
Jerry : ok
Jerry : i promise to do that
Jerry : if its i got the game i will sale it and i will have money to get some food stuff but i could get it
Joyce: How does an antique dealer have clients?
Jerry : you mean his antiques
Joyce: He sells antiques too?
Joyce: Do you think he could tell me the value of this?

Joyce: I guess it's an antique. It's at least 50 years old
Jerry : oh!
Jerry : that is what i see inside the package
Jerry : why do you do this to me
Jerry : you lied to me
Jerry : ??
Joyce: Are you calling me a liar?
Jerry : but you lied to me why
Jerry : ?
Jerry : i do guess before that you're the one that do this to me
Jerry : cos the glo clean is from NC too
Jerry : ??
Joyce: Guess what else?

Note from James:  This is the link to the page you are reading right now (sans this chat, obviously).  Jerry didn't say anything for several minutes.

Joyce: Are you still there?
Joyce: Are you crying again?
Joyce: Talk to me, Ogunjimi
Joyce: What's making you cry the most?
Joyce: The spray?
Joyce: The website?
Joyce: The fact that you spent over $200 for the shipping label?
Joyce: The fact that you just sent me a bunch of items that you will never get?
Jerry : did you recive the pakage
Joyce: What do you think?
Jerry :
Joyce: Cry baby, cry baby. I just dookied in your eye baby
Jerry : did you receive the package i have nothing to do with it
Joyce: Maybe I did... Maybe I didn't
Jerry : i give you ok
Jerry : and when i get back to state i will collect it back
Joyce: I'll bake you a big cake that says "Welcome to America, Ogunjimi"
Jerry : am not ogunjimi am jerry williams
Joyce: Ogunjerry?
Jerry : you will see me when i come to your house
Joyce: Yeah
Joyce: I'll open the door quickly, then punch you in the throat, then slam the door
Jerry : you wil see
Joyce: and you will feel
Joyce: ...throat pains!
Jerry : so what doi you coolect in the packege
Joyce: Send me another shipping label and find out
Jerry : i will marry you
Joyce: You can't
Joyce: It's illegal
Jerry : you will see
Joyce: It's illegal for two men to marry
Jerry : and if you dont release the packege you will be suspended
Joyce: Oh no! I won't graduate!
Jerry : you will see and i promise they will caught you
Joyce: Who will catch me?
Jerry : efcc
Joyce: What is that?
Jerry : i will not tel you
Joyce: Oh no! Secret police are going to suspend me!
Jerry : both just dont leave the packe ge
Joyce: I'm keeping everything
Joyce: And if necessary, I will eat it
Jerry : i know you are with the packege now
Joyce: Yeah
Jerry : what do you get in the packege
Joyce: I got a bottle of spray polish
Joyce: and then I cried like a schoolbaby
Jerry : oh
Jerry : you are going to receive...Sunshine Yellow Rose Bouquet
Joyce: I know
Jerry : so you collect it
Joyce: I got a bottle of rusted bottle of spray polish with a wilted flower taped to it
Jerry : you will be caught for that
Jerry : ok
Joyce: No I won't
Jerry : you collect my phone right
Jerry : 2of it and flower
Joyce: Call the phone and find out!
Jerry : you will regreat
Jerry : you will be caught for that
Joyce: I will never be caught
Joyce: I sold the phones
Joyce: And I wiped off all the fingerprints
Joyce: With GLO-CLEAN!
Jerry : i don deleted you
Joyce: Did you bring the spray polish to the cafe with you?
Joyce: I want you to sit it on top of your moniter
Joyce: And whenever anybody asks about it, say "It's a gift from my girl"
Jerry : fuck you
Joyce: and if they try to take it, pull out a lighter and spray the Glo-Clean into the flame
Joyce: They'll run like little girls
Joyce: With a weapon like that, you will be the most powerful man in Nigeria
Jerry : i will ignore you