Jeff Ultimate's Potential Victim:

Joyce Nelson The lovable Joyce is a 43 year old widow.  She may look older, but that's because she had a rough life.  She lost her husband, and her son has abandoned her.  She doesn't really exist.  She's actually a 27 year old man.
About the scammer...
Name:  Jeff Ultimate / James Johnson
Email:  jeffultimate1951@yahoo.com
Location:  Lagos, Nigeria
Profile: Deleted by MySpace


Hello there,
How are you doing and I hope you are finding this search for love so interesting? I am very new on here and I saw your profile, its interesting and your pics is calling....LOL.I am very new on this online dating of a thing and would really like to get to know more about you if you don't mind.I am John by name and I would please want you to be very free and ask me what ever you wish to know about me and my lifestyle....Meanwhile I hope you are a believer and a God fearing person who loves others and care so much for Kids?Cos I so much love kids ,Even though I have just one,I still cherish them so dearly, and love making them so happy and having impact in their lifes. You might be thinking of the age difference too but to me Age is nothing but a number and it doesn't really matter, what really matter is that of Honest,caring,Loving,Loyal and trustworthy so if you're with this qualities please get in touch with me. Here is the link to my yahoo profile http://profiles.yahoo.com/jeffultimate1951and my yahoo email is jeffultimate1951@yahoo.com , while my chat id is jeffultimate1951.Please kindly email me to my yahoo email because I would not be able to get to you here as I cannot really understand much of it.Hope to read from you soon.
Jeff


Jeff  Ultimate: Hello
JoyceNelson: Hello
Jeff  Ultimate: Hello how are you doing
JoyceNelson: I'm fine.  How are you?
Jeff  Ultimate: am cool ty
JoyceNelson: yw
Jeff  Ultimate: so wat ur name and ur age and where are you really from?
JoyceNelson: My name is Joyce.  I'm 43.  I'm from North Carolina
JoyceNelson: How about you?
Jeff  Ultimate: Am Jeff 56yrs old from spring tx
Jeff  Ultimate: SO WAT DID YOU DO FOR A LIVING?
JoyceNelson: I'm a book supplier
JoyceNelson: And you?
Jeff  Ultimate: i work as a contractor and distributor
Jeff  Ultimate: of oil company
JoyceNelson: That sounds like a fancy way of saying gas station attendant
Jeff  Ultimate: oH rEALLY
JoyceNelson: Yeah really
Jeff  Ultimate: SO HOW MANY KIDS DID YOU HAV
JoyceNelson: I have one adult son
Jeff  Ultimate: I hav only one son called Larry 7yrs old
JoyceNelson: Does little Larry live with you?
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes
Jeff  Ultimate: I Lost his mother since last 5yrs now in a motor accident
JoyceNelson: I'm so sorry to hear that
JoyceNelson: Motorcycles can be very dangerous
JoyceNelson: and so can motorcycle enthusiasts
Jeff  Ultimate: so wat about you are you married?
JoyceNelson: No
Jeff  Ultimate: i hav a homeless kids house as well
JoyceNelson: Huh?
Jeff  Ultimate: Oh Why wat about ur husband
Jeff  Ultimate: ?
JoyceNelson: He passed away in 1998
Jeff  Ultimate: Oh sorry to hear that
JoyceNelson: It's okay
JoyceNelson: That was a long time ago and he deserved every bit of it
Jeff  Ultimate: so you widow now
JoyceNelson: Yes.. That's usually how it works out when a husband dies
Jeff  Ultimate: ok
Jeff  Ultimate: so i really love ur pic of you right here and ur name sounds nice
JoyceNelson: Thanks
Jeff  Ultimate: you looking Cutie
JoyceNelson: Aren't you kind
Jeff  Ultimate: so how many yrs hav you been on internet
Jeff  Ultimate: ?
Jeff  Ultimate: cos am new on here
JoyceNelson: I've had the internet in my home for about 10 years, but my son used it for most of that time
JoyceNelson: I've only used it for about 3 years
Jeff  Ultimate: Oh ok
Jeff  Ultimate: so am introduce to internet by my son just about last month ago
Jeff  Ultimate: and i hav you only on my list
JoyceNelson: That's nice
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yues
Jeff  Ultimate: and how many people did you talk to on here
JoyceNelson: I talk to friends and family
Jeff  Ultimate: oh really
Jeff  Ultimate: so wat did you like to do in ur liesure period?
JoyceNelson: I watch a lot of TV and movies
Jeff  Ultimate: ok
Jeff  Ultimate: i like to go to Beach and fishing swimming and hav fun
JoyceNelson: There's nothing nicer than a Texas beach
Jeff  Ultimate: Oh yes
Jeff  Ultimate: so will you be here in about 1hr
Jeff  Ultimate: i want to do some yard work now
Jeff  Ultimate: will talk to you later
JoyceNelson: we'll chat again tomorrow

Two days later...


Jeff  Ultimate: Hello how are you really doing
JoyceNelson: Hello
Jeff  Ultimate: am fine and you
JoyceNelson: I'm fine
Jeff  Ultimate: How are you really doing ansd how was ur work and ur health
JoyceNelson: Everything is fine
Jeff  Ultimate: i hav really missed you and thinking about you
Jeff  Ultimate: oh really missed you in mine life time and i hav been thinking about you
JoyceNelson: Thanks
JoyceNelson: I missed you too
Jeff  Ultimate: oh really
Jeff  Ultimate: did you Dream about me
Jeff  Ultimate: ?
JoyceNelson: I don't dream much because of my night medication
Jeff  Ultimate: Oh Ok
Jeff  Ultimate: so wat hav you been doing today
JoyceNelson: Working mostly
Jeff  Ultimate: oh i see
Jeff  Ultimate: so wat are you doing right now
JoyceNelson: Typing and smoking
Jeff  Ultimate: oh i see
Jeff  Ultimate: i am here thinking about you and chatting with you right now am very happy
Jeff  Ultimate: do you ?
JoyceNelson: Absolutely I do
Jeff  Ultimate: cos i Really Love you
JoyceNelson: I love you too
Jeff  Ultimate: oh do you really Love me Joyce
JoyceNelson: yes
Jeff  Ultimate: oh that is so sweet of you
JoyceNelson: Sweetness from me makes you sweet in return
Jeff  Ultimate: i hav been working on my papper job and i had a call this nite that one of mine company the homeless kids home get burn
JoyceNelson: Oh my God
JoyceNelson: That's terrible!
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes
JoyceNelson: How many died?
Jeff  Ultimate: and i hav to go there  am there right now
JoyceNelson: How many kids died?
Jeff  Ultimate: i got travell last nite
Jeff  Ultimate: sis i told you about the home
JoyceNelson: I asked you a question, Smokey
JoyceNelson: How many kids died?
Jeff  Ultimate: oh about 28kids get dies
JoyceNelson: Oh.  So many lives wasted
Jeff  Ultimate: and about 12kids get burn
Jeff  Ultimate: and there in hospital right now
JoyceNelson: Those poor por
Jeff  Ultimate: am very fed up right now i dont know wat to do My My Wife
JoyceNelson: This was a homeless kids home?
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes
JoyceNelson: If they're so homeless, then how come they had this home?
Jeff  Ultimate: i told you i hav a homeless kids house
Jeff  Ultimate: one in uk and one in west africa
JoyceNelson: Yes.  You told me
Jeff  Ultimate: oh so the one in west africa was the one that get burn
JoyceNelson: Okay
JoyceNelson: I hope the survivors are doing okay
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes
Jeff  Ultimate: but the home as get burn down\
JoyceNelson: Yes but you said there were survivors
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes
JoyceNelson: 12
Jeff  Ultimate: no 12kids get burn
JoyceNelson: yes
JoyceNelson: and that makes them survivors
Jeff  Ultimate: 28kids get dies
JoyceNelson: yeah
JoyceNelson: and 12 kids were survivors
Jeff  Ultimate: oh ok
Jeff  Ultimate: so there was a baby that was terrible burn
JoyceNelson: Oh
Jeff  Ultimate: am very crying since while now
JoyceNelson: That's so sad
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes
JoyceNelson: What caused the fire?
Jeff  Ultimate: there was a high tention on the electrical light
JoyceNelson: Okay
JoyceNelson: I just wanted to make sure one of the kids didn't start it
Jeff  Ultimate: ok
Jeff  Ultimate: Sweetie i would love to hear ur voice
JoyceNelson: and I would love to meet you some day
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes
Jeff  Ultimate: i think about a montni will be back to the state
JoyceNelson: oh
Jeff  Ultimate: so we could meet in person
JoyceNelson: I hope you will have everything settled there
JoyceNelson: Do you plan on rebuilding the homeless kids home?
Jeff  Ultimate: oh nop
Jeff  Ultimate: just want to build another home for the rest of the kids
JoyceNelson: That's what I said
Jeff  Ultimate: and there was a terrible burning baby and would be transfer back to the state
JoyceNelson: You told me
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes and i need to go out for raising of funds for the kids
JoyceNelson: Okay
JoyceNelson: Are you going now?
Jeff  Ultimate: nop
Jeff  Ultimate: not now
JoyceNelson: Oh okay
JoyceNelson: but I will be going soon
Jeff  Ultimate: just telling you and some people has come to give the kids some amount
JoyceNelson: Okay
Jeff  Ultimate: cos we are looking forwardfor assistant from people cos wat had happen has got beyond my power
JoyceNelson: I understand
Jeff  Ultimate: oh ok
Jeff  Ultimate: so i will send you the burning baby
JoyceNelson: WHAT?
JoyceNelson: I don't want a burning baby
Jeff  Ultimate: the burning baby pic
JoyceNelson: I don't want that either
Jeff  Ultimate: just for you to see that am telling the truth
JoyceNelson: I'll take your word for it
Jeff  Ultimate: oh why My Love
JoyceNelson: I don't want to see it
Jeff  Ultimate: oh why
JoyceNelson: Why would you even take a picture of that?
Jeff  Ultimate: oh just for me to let the people that want to help the baby to support and see that is true
JoyceNelson: I don't want to see it
Jeff  Ultimate: i dont want to take it before but the doctor told me to take it
JoyceNelson: Your doctor is a jerk.  Why would anybody take a pic of an extra crispy baby?
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes
Jeff  Ultimate: but i need to do it and show the police
JoyceNelson: Why the police?
JoyceNelson: I thought this was an accident?
Jeff  Ultimate: cos police was the one that called me on phone to come there
JoyceNelson: Oh.  So they called you in as a person of interest
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes just that want to be caring about wat had happen
JoyceNelson: Okay
Jeff  Ultimate: So Joyce i wish you could be here with me
Jeff  Ultimate: and so sad right now
Jeff  Ultimate: and now that am talking to you and very happy now
JoyceNelson: I'm sorry, but I'm going to sign off now
Jeff  Ultimate: oh why
JoyceNelson: I have other things to do
JoyceNelson: I haven't cooked dinner
Jeff  Ultimate: Oh Really\
JoyceNelson: Yeah, but I didn't want to mention it because of all the charred corpses you've probably seen today
JoyceNelson: And then I'm going to go watch TV
Jeff  Ultimate: is that why you want to live me right here
JoyceNelson: Yeah
Jeff  Ultimate: oh i will missed you then
JoyceNelson: I'll miss you too
JoyceNelson: Talk to you tomorrow
Jeff  Ultimate: oh ok
JoyceNelson: Goodbye
Jeff  Ultimate: sad
JoyceNelson: Yeah, well that's life
JoyceNelson: Goodnight

The next day...


Jeff  Ultimate: Hello am am how are you really doing there
JoyceNelson: Hello
Jeff  Ultimate: am fine and you
JoyceNelson: Doing fine
Jeff  Ultimate: i hav really missed you and i hav been thinking about you
JoyceNelson: Thanks
JoyceNelson: I missed you too
Jeff  Ultimate: dont you go to work today
JoyceNelson: No
JoyceNelson: I don't work Fridays or weekends
Jeff  Ultimate: Oh really
Jeff  Ultimate: it's means you work only monday to thursday
JoyceNelson: Nice deductive reasoning
Jeff  Ultimate: oh ok
Jeff  Ultimate: so wat hav you been doing
JoyceNelson: Coloring in my coloring book
Jeff  Ultimate: i hav been thinking about you
JoyceNelson: Me too
JoyceNelson: I've been thinking of me all day
Jeff  Ultimate: oh i was doing some yard work and larry is sick
JoyceNelson: Oh.  I'm sorry to hear that
Jeff  Ultimate: oh ty
Jeff  Ultimate: you are so nice
Jeff  Ultimate: i will be back for you in about 1hr
JoyceNelson: How are the burned kids?
Jeff  Ultimate: i want to take him to the hospital
JoyceNelson: The hospital?
JoyceNelson:  What is it?

Note from James:  The correct answer would be "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."  Unfortunately, his response was...

Jeff  Ultimate: i want to take larry there now
JoyceNelson: Why?
JoyceNelson: What is it?
Jeff  Ultimate: i told you his sick
JoyceNelson: What's the illness?
Jeff  Ultimate: headache
JoyceNelson: You're taking him to the hospital for a headache????
JoyceNelson: That's stupid
JoyceNelson: and bad parenting
Jeff  Ultimate: oh was terrible and cold
Jeff  Ultimate: you know it rainy heree
JoyceNelson: If it was rainy, how come that homeless kids home burned down?
JoyceNelson: wouldn't the rain have stopped it?
Jeff  Ultimate: oh there was not rain on that day that the home get burn
JoyceNelson: Oh okay
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes
Jeff  Ultimate: so i will be back for you in 1hr
Jeff  Ultimate: ok
Jeff  Ultimate: will you wait for me
JoyceNelson: No
JoyceNelson: I may be busy then
Jeff  Ultimate: ok
Jeff  Ultimate: i will bnuzz  you
JoyceNelson: I probably won't be here
JoyceNelson: but you can buzz to be sure
JoyceNelson: If not, we'll chat tomorrow

The next day...


JoyceNelson: Hello
Jeff  Ultimate: am fine and you
Jeff  Ultimate: how are you been doing
JoyceNelson: I'm fine. How about you?
Jeff  Ultimate: oh really doing great
JoyceNelson: That's good
Jeff  Ultimate: i hav been wondering hw to come back home from africa i am now
JoyceNelson: Yeah.  We're all looking forward to that
Jeff  Ultimate: cos i hav really missed you and hoping to meet you
JoyceNelson: Yes.  I'd like to meet you too
Jeff  Ultimate: i was planning to come back in about two weeks
Jeff  Ultimate: time
JoyceNelson: Just let me know the date and I'll make arrangements
Jeff  Ultimate: oh ok
Jeff  Ultimate: i just want to get retired
Jeff  Ultimate: so that i can able to be with you all the time
JoyceNelson: I have a question
JoyceNelson: and it will sound silly
Jeff  Ultimate: oh ok
Jeff  Ultimate: wat the question all about ?
JoyceNelson: What's your last name?
Jeff  Ultimate: ultimate
JoyceNelson: Are you serious?
Jeff  Ultimate: why did you ask that
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes
Jeff  Ultimate: oh honey why did you ask am seriuos
JoyceNelson: I have never heard of anybody named Ultimate
JoyceNelson: except The Ultimate Warrior



Jeff  Ultimate: oh really
JoyceNelson: Yeah
JoyceNelson: It's more of an adjective than a name
Jeff  Ultimate: i will be back now
Jeff  Ultimate: i hav a call
JoyceNelson: Okay
JoyceNelson: Are you still there?
JoyceNelson: Are you done with your phone call?
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes
JoyceNelson: same as I was 5 minutes ago
Jeff  Ultimate: ok
Jeff  Ultimate: so i hav be  planning about the coming to you \
JoyceNelson: Good
Jeff  Ultimate: so wat ur nearest airport
JoyceNelson: There's only one in town
JoyceNelson: Wilmington International
Jeff  Ultimate: so i hav been wondering how am coming there without not retired
JoyceNelson: Well it's not for two more weeks
JoyceNelson: You have plenty of time to prepare
Jeff  Ultimate: yes
Jeff  Ultimate: so i want to build a home for the kids
JoyceNelson: How are the kids doing?
JoyceNelson: are they recovering?
Jeff  Ultimate: if not for the kids new home and am trying to build for them
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes
Jeff  Ultimate: and the baby that was terrible burn
Jeff  Ultimate: need to be take to the state for surgery
JoyceNelson: Yes.  You told me of the burning baby
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes
Jeff  Ultimate: so am very sad about the baby
JoyceNelson: That was very tragic
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes so am looking forward for assistant about the baby
JoyceNelson: ok
Jeff  Ultimate: so honey you can also assist the kids
Jeff  Ultimate: and god shall assist you in ur work as well
JoyceNelson: How?
Jeff  Ultimate: we went for funds last nite
Jeff  Ultimate: and someone send the kids 200$ last nite from here
JoyceNelson: That's great
JoyceNelson: I'm sure that will help
Jeff  Ultimate: nop
Jeff  Ultimate: we are still looking for more
JoyceNelson: okay
Jeff  Ultimate: so if you can help ur name will be the second person to help the kids
JoyceNelson: I would like to help
Jeff  Ultimate: oh really
JoyceNelson: but I don't conduct business or handle money on the Sabbath
Jeff  Ultimate: oh you cam send it here
JoyceNelson: how do I do that
Jeff  Ultimate: and god shall reward you
JoyceNelson: Is there a pamphlet that you can mail me?
Jeff  Ultimate: no
Jeff  Ultimate: u will send it true western union
JoyceNelson: okay
Jeff  Ultimate: cos the baby needs to be travel by monday morning
JoyceNelson: I'm sorry, but I wouldn't be able to send it until at least Monday
Jeff  Ultimate: when will you send it on mondy
JoyceNelson: Maybe Monday morning
Jeff  Ultimate: oh ok
Jeff  Ultimate: that would be nice of you
Jeff  Ultimate: and i shall tell the kids
Jeff  Ultimate: that you want to help the burn kid
JoyceNelson: The burn kid will soon scab over thanks to me
Jeff  Ultimate: ok
Jeff  Ultimate: so honey how much do u really want to send for the baby
JoyceNelson: I'll send $100
Jeff  Ultimate: ok
Jeff  Ultimate: thats nice of you
JoyceNelson: Thanks
Jeff  Ultimate: so can i give you the address to send the money
JoyceNelson: Okay
Jeff  Ultimate: ok
Jeff  Ultimate: hold
Jeff  Ultimate: NAME .... JAMES JOHNSON
Jeff  Ultimate: CITY .... IKORODU
Jeff  Ultimate: STATE ..... LAGOS
Jeff  Ultimate: COUNTRY ......... NIGERIA
Jeff  Ultimate: ZIPCODE .... 23401
JoyceNelson: Who is James Johnson?
Jeff  Ultimate: THATS IS BABY NAME
JoyceNelson: The burning baby?
JoyceNelson: I can't send money to a baby
Jeff  Ultimate: OH NOT THE BABY FOR THE TRAVELLING
Jeff  Ultimate: OK
JoyceNelson: A different baby?
Jeff  Ultimate: IS FOR THE FUNDS RAISING FOR THE HOMELESS KIDS
Jeff  Ultimate: OK
Jeff  Ultimate: SO THAT I CAN ABLE TO ADD IT TO THE 200 THE ONE I TOLD YOU SOMEONE GAVE TO US
Jeff  Ultimate: LAST NITE
JoyceNelson: So I make it it out to "James Johnson Fund"
Jeff  Ultimate: SO WE ARE STILL LOOKING FORWARD FOR AT LEAST 500 MORE
Jeff  Ultimate: THAT IS THE BABY NAME
JoyceNelson: Okay
JoyceNelson: but the person that is the receiver will have to fill out the paper work and sign for the money
Jeff  Ultimate: opk
Jeff  Ultimate: I can believe someone taught a baby to write
Jeff  Ultimate: but I can't believe that the baby's fragile little burned fingers can hold a pencil
Jeff  Ultimate: OH ok
Jeff  Ultimate: so the person will go and sign for him
JoyceNelson: Okay.  If the baby was well I'm sure he would surely sign himself then
Jeff  Ultimate: hen you hav got it send just send me the control info
Jeff  Ultimate: the text question is WAT UR BEST COLOUR
Jeff  Ultimate: TEXT ANSWER IS RED
JoyceNelson: Okay
Jeff  Ultimate: I LOVE YOU
JoyceNelson: I love you too
Jeff  Ultimate: SO LET TALK ABOUT MINE COMING BACK TO YOU
JoyceNelson: That is a good subject
Jeff  Ultimate: OH YES
Jeff  Ultimate: SO AFTER THE BABY HAS BEEN TRANSFER BY MONDAY AND THE HOME AS BEEN GETTING DONE
JoyceNelson: What is the name of the home?
Jeff  Ultimate: FUTURE HOPE KIDS HOME
JoyceNelson: Okay
Jeff  Ultimate: oh do you like that name
JoyceNelson: Yes
JoyceNelson: Because I believe the children are our future
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes
Jeff  Ultimate: i think maybe i should change the name
JoyceNelson: What do you want to change the name to?
Jeff  Ultimate: TELL ME A NAME
JoyceNelson: Hobo Camp
Jeff  Ultimate: OH YES
JoyceNelson: It sounds friendlier
Jeff  Ultimate: U MEAN HOBO CAMP
JoyceNelson: Yes
JoyceNelson: I think it will be an improvement
Jeff  Ultimate: THAT A GOOD NAME
Jeff  Ultimate: OH YES
JoyceNelson: Thank you
Jeff  Ultimate: THAT IS WHY I LOVE YOU
JoyceNelson: I love you too
Jeff  Ultimate: SO I WILL BE THERE WITH YOU IN TWO WEEKS TIME ]
Jeff  Ultimate: AND WE SHALL GO OUT FOR HARLEY RIDE DO U LIKE IT
JoyceNelson: LOL
JoyceNelson: You have a Hog?
Jeff  Ultimate: HUM
Jeff  Ultimate: SMILE
Jeff  Ultimate: WILL YOU COME TO PICK ME FROM THE PORT
JoyceNelson: Yes.  the Airport isn't that far off
Jeff  Ultimate: OH YES
XJeff  Ultimate: DO U HAV A CAR?
JoyceNelson: Yes
Jeff  Ultimate: oh that nice of you
Jeff  Ultimate: and i will buy a new one as well
JoyceNelson: or a Harley
Jeff  Ultimate: oh do u hav that ?
JoyceNelson: No, but I've always loved biker movies
Jeff  Ultimate: oh ok
Jeff  Ultimate: so i will buy you a new car as well
JoyceNelson: That's a lovely gesture
Jeff  Ultimate: \cos i will be payed for mine retirement
Jeff  Ultimate: and i hav alot in mine bank account as well
Jeff  Ultimate: but would share it with you only
JoyceNelson: That's nice of you
Jeff  Ultimate: 831 means 'I Love You'
8 letters
3 words
1 meaning.
Jeff  Ultimate: I love you more than any word can say ... I love you more than every action I take ... I'll be right here loving you till the end
JoyceNelson: That's nice
JoyceNelson: I'm going to need to sign off soon
Jeff  Ultimate: oh i am going to missed you my love
JoyceNelson: I will miss you too
Jeff  Ultimate: I just close my eyes because I might see your face. I just close my mouth because I might hear your voice. I just close my ears because I might hear of you, but I could not close my heart because I love you
JoyceNelson: That's sweet
JoyceNelson: We'll chat again tomorrow
JoyceNelson: Goodnight, Jeff

This chat took place on a Friday.  Western Union in Nigeria isn't always open on Saturday, and it's closed on Sundays.  In order to play it safe, I held off on the fake info until Sunday night.  On Saturday, Jeff and I had the following chat...


Jeff  Ultimate: hello
JoyceNelson: Hello
Jeff  Ultimate: hello my love
JoyceNelson: Howdy
Jeff  Ultimate: am fine
JoyceNelson: Me too
Jeff  Ultimate: how are you really doing
JoyceNelson: I'm really doing fine
Jeff  Ultimate: i hav really missed talking  to you
JoyceNelson: That's really nice
Jeff  Ultimate: so honey i hav told u the kids about you
JoyceNelson: I hope they love me
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes
Jeff  Ultimate: and they was very happy to hear
Jeff  Ultimate: and i told that you want to help the burn baby
JoyceNelson: Yes.  How is the burnbaby today?
Jeff  Ultimate: oh was fine
JoyceNelson: That's good to hear
Jeff  Ultimate: and was prepare to travel to the state
JoyceNelson: Let's hope J.J. The Burnbaby gets well soon
Jeff  Ultimate: and my love wat about the address
Jeff  Ultimate: where i told u to send the money for the burning baby?
JoyceNelson: I have it written down
Jeff  Ultimate: can u re-written for me now my love
JoyceNelson:

Jeff  Ultimate: NAME .... JAMES JOHNSON
Jeff  Ultimate: CITY .... IKORODU
Jeff  Ultimate: STATE ..... LAGOS
Jeff  Ultimate: COUNTRY ......... NIGERIA
Jeff  Ultimate: ZIPCODE .... 23401

Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes my love
Jeff  Ultimate: i was thinking about you
JoyceNelson: That's nice
Jeff  Ultimate: cos i hav been missed you all mine life
JoyceNelson: Thanks
Jeff  Ultimate: So larry want to celebrate his birthday on 20th of this month
Jeff  Ultimate: do i told you
JoyceNelson: No
JoyceNelson: How old will he be?
Jeff  Ultimate: 8yrs old
JoyceNelson: Tell him I said Happy Birthday
Jeff  Ultimate: he said wat will present him
JoyceNelson: I won't be giving him anything.  24 hours is short notice for a kid that I haven't even met
Jeff  Ultimate: oh ok
Jeff  Ultimate: i hav been dreaming about you
JoyceNelson: Thanks
Jeff  Ultimate: do you?
JoyceNelson: Yes
JoyceNelson: I dream about me all the time
Jeff  Ultimate: oh can you tell me about you
Jeff  Ultimate: the dream
Jeff  Ultimate: i mean about the dream?
JoyceNelson: I dreamed I was sitting on my front porch in a rocking chair, and that right is pretty weird because I don't even own a rocking chair.
JoyceNelson: Then you come in driving a UPS truck and you're wearing the little brown shorts.  Then you hand me a package and ask me to sign for it. 
JoyceNelson: I pull out my trusty pen knife and open up the package to see what's inside.  To my surprise it was a big box of bones.  Mostly femurs.   I tried to refuse delivery but you wouldn't let me because I had already opened the package.  I pleaded, but you said it was company policy.  Then you got in your truck and drove away
JoyceNelson: and then later after you finished your shift we went out for ice cream
Jeff  Ultimate: oh i like ice cream
JoyceNelson: I don't.  But I liked it in the dream
JoyceNelson: That's how I knew it was only a dream
Jeff  Ultimate: and i dream of you and me that we went  for dinner hav some fun swimming and fishing
Jeff  Ultimate: do you like fishing?
JoyceNelson: No
Jeff  Ultimate: oh why
JoyceNelson: I see no fun in torturing small animals by piercing their mouths
Jeff  Ultimate: Darling you are so much in my life time  and you hav completely change mine life
JoyceNelson: okay
Jeff  Ultimate: you are one in million
JoyceNelson: Thanks
Jeff  Ultimate: and i hav been wondering to be with you right there for now
Jeff  Ultimate: but if not for the burning baby plus the new home i wanted to build back for the kids i would hav come there by now
JoyceNelson: Yes.  I understand
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes
Jeff  Ultimate: just that i hav really been missing you in my life time and i dont want to missed you anymore again
Jeff  Ultimate: oh just that i really love you
JoyceNelson: I love you too
JoyceNelson: I'm going sign off soon
Jeff  Ultimate: oh why
JoyceNelson: I'm tired
JoyceNelson: and I'm going to bed
Jeff  Ultimate: you know i will missed you
JoyceNelson: I will miss you too
Jeff  Ultimate: so when will you come back for me
JoyceNelson: Tomorrow
Jeff  Ultimate: wat the time now ?
JoyceNelson: It's 8:35 pm now
Jeff  Ultimate: oh ok
Jeff  Ultimate: it's 1:45am
JoyceNelson: why are you and your son up so late?
Jeff  Ultimate: oh just that larry was preparing for his birthday
Jeff  Ultimate: and we hav some shopping
JoyceNelson: at 1:45 am?
Jeff  Ultimate: but i hav not get to buy him the satisfaction
JoyceNelson: What kind of store is open at that time?
Jeff  Ultimate: oh nop
Jeff  Ultimate: before the time but the connection also is very bad right here now
Jeff  Ultimate: so before i could able to get connected online is about 2hr after me and larry get back
Jeff  Ultimate: Are you here ?
Jeff  Ultimate: Joyce are you here
JoyceNelson: Yes
Jeff  Ultimate: so why did you talk to me so late
JoyceNelson: I'm turning things off so I can go to bed
Jeff  Ultimate: so i hav been thinking about you that i am going to missed you if you sing off now
JoyceNelson: I'll miss you too
Jeff  Ultimate: oh ok
Jeff  Ultimate: dream about me
JoyceNelson: Goodnight, Jeff
Jeff  Ultimate: Nite  Joyce
Jeff  Ultimate: Love you

Jeff has now planted the seeds for four different scams.  1. Orphanage fire, 2. Sick Larry, 3.  Ready to come home, 4.  Larry's birthday.  I don't know if this is due to poor planning from the scammer, or if he plans to attempt all four.

I avoided Jeff on Sunday.  Though I had told him Monday morning, it seems as though he was expecting the money sooner.  He sent the following offline messages...


Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 1:53:26 PM): Hello how are you doing there
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 1:53:39 PM): <ding>
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 1:53:52 PM): Hello Joyce
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 1:53:58 PM): <ding>
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 1:54:13 PM): Are you here now to talk to me now
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 1:54:16 PM): <ding>
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 1:55:11 PM): <ding>
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 1:56:14 PM): <ding>
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 1:56:49 PM): <ding>
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 1:57:27 PM): <ding>
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 2:12:21 PM): hello how are you really doing
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 2:21:10 PM): hello
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 2:21:44 PM): so the text question is wat ur best colour and the text answer is red
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 2:22:42 PM): so when you hav send it true western union try to give me back the information from the western union to my email address jeffultimate1951@yahoo.com
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 2:22:44 PM): <ding>
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 2:22:48 PM): ok
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 2:22:53 PM): love you
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 2:23:34 PM): i missed you so much in my life time
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 2:47:56 PM): <ding>
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 2:48:06 PM): Hello honey i hav really missed you so much in my life time and i hav been thinking of you in my life
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 2:48:37 PM): so i will be expecting you online
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 2:49:55 PM): and my love if you hav send me the money try to send me the western union info to mine email address so that i can able to write it out and go and cash it right here immediately
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 2:50:12 PM): i love you so much and i really missed you so much
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 2:53:26 PM): hello how are you doing
Jeff Ultimate (5/20/2007 3:13:27 PM): <ding>

Later that night, I sent the following email...


Hello Jeff,

I'm sorry I'm late.  I was hoping to catch you online, but you weren't there.

I sent the money, and here's the Western Union info:

MTCN:  7003681580
Sender:  Joyce Nelson / 615 N. Front St. / Wilmington, NC 28403
Receiver:   James Johnson / Ikorodu, Lagos, Nigeria 23401
Test Question:  What is your best color?
Answer:  Red
Amount:  $100

Love always,

Joyce

Early the next morning, Jeff came online to find the fake info.  He sent the following email...


Hello honey,
   thanks alot for the 100$ you send to me and i am very greatfull with the kids as well and they all say thanks you very much for the assistant you hav showed them all so may god provide for you and guide you in all you doing and hav mercy on you...Sweetie i am very greatfull for the money you send for the baby and am happy thakns very much and i really love you so much with all my heart and i missed you so much i shall talk to you tonite....bye for now i really love you...
  Love Always,
  Jeff

Jeff took the fake info to Western Union and, of course, came back empty handed and embarrassed.  Later that day, he came online looking for answers...


Jeff  Ultimate: Hello honey are you here now
JoyceNelson: Hello
Jeff  Ultimate: how are you doing
JoyceNelson: I'm fine.  How are you?
Jeff  Ultimate: am doing great
JoyceNelson: That's good to hear
Jeff  Ultimate: about the western union info so they told me that the mtcn number you gave to me is incorrect
JoyceNelson: What?
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes
Jeff  Ultimate: am just coming from the bank right now
Jeff  Ultimate: and i was told that is incorrect
Jeff  Ultimate: so look at it now and send it back to me now
Jeff  Ultimate: so that i can go back to the bank now
JoyceNelson: I don't have the receipt with me
JoyceNelson: I'm at work now
Jeff  Ultimate: oh ok
JoyceNelson: The information I sent you yesterday is correct
Jeff  Ultimate: the mtcn number is incorrect that is wat the bank told me
JoyceNelson: Maybe you copied it incorrectly
Jeff  Ultimate: oh not i printed it out from mine computer
JoyceNelson: You said you went to the bank?
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes
Jeff  Ultimate: am just coming back now
JoyceNelson: Why did you go to a bank?
JoyceNelson: I sent this through Western Union
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes
JoyceNelson: Banks and Western Union are VERY different
Jeff  Ultimate: that is where i go just that they are in the bank over here
Jeff  Ultimate: they are trying to tell me that the mtcn number is incorrect
JoyceNelson: Tell me everything that happened while you were there
Jeff  Ultimate: ok
Jeff  Ultimate: i showed them the info and they check it out and told me that the address is correct but the mtcn is incorrect
Jeff  Ultimate: that they could not found any money on the one you gave me
JoyceNelson: Maybe it's because you made me send the money to a baby
Jeff  Ultimate: no they told me that you might make mistake when written it for me
JoyceNelson: Maybe you needed to bring the burning baby with you as a form of ID
Jeff  Ultimate: no you will need to check on it and send it to me again
JoyceNelson: Wow
JoyceNelson: You really have some bad luck
Jeff  Ultimate: so when will you be back home
JoyceNelson: First your kid got sick
JoyceNelson: Then that kids home burned down
JoyceNelson: and some kids died
JoyceNelson: and that baby got burned
Jeff  Ultimate: oh yes
JoyceNelson: and now this
Jeff  Ultimate: so mine son is better now
JoyceNelson: Are you cursed?
Jeff  Ultimate: no am not
Jeff  Ultimate: so wat will you do now
JoyceNelson: I don't know
JoyceNelson: I haven't decided
Jeff  Ultimate: wat sweetie
Jeff  Ultimate: so maybe when you get home you check on it and send it again
JoyceNelson: I don't know
Jeff  Ultimate: i love you
JoyceNelson: I'm scared of you
Jeff  Ultimate: like how honey
JoyceNelson: You are back luck
JoyceNelson: Bad things follow you
Jeff  Ultimate: ok
JoyceNelson: I'm scared that you are giving me AIDS right now
Jeff  Ultimate: no
Jeff  Ultimate: am not my love
JoyceNelson: I don't want to die
JoyceNelson: but I know that I will if I stay near you
Jeff  Ultimate: are you kidding?
JoyceNelson: No
JoyceNelson: You've got a bad mojo
Jeff  Ultimate: oh i see
JoyceNelson: You are like Job, except I think it may be contageous
Jeff  Ultimate: oh ok
Jeff  Ultimate: so wat did you think now my love
Jeff  Ultimate: maybe i will hav to wait untill you get back home my love
JoyceNelson: No.  That's not necessary
Jeff  Ultimate: ok
Jeff  Ultimate: so tell me wat going to happen the my love
JoyceNelson: I want my money back
Jeff  Ultimate: am very sad now cos i hav already told the kids that you hav send them the money
JoyceNelson: They need to learn that disappointment is part of life
JoyceNelson: especially if you're a part of their life
Jeff  Ultimate: sweetie i will give you back the info now and call western union call them
JoyceNelson: If I call them, I will just get my money back
Jeff  Ultimate: oh why
Jeff  Ultimate: you can get back ur money and you see that am not lieing to you
JoyceNelson: I can't take this anymore
JoyceNelson: I'm going outside
Jeff  Ultimate: why honey
JoyceNelson: To get away from you
Jeff  Ultimate: oh no

Note from James:  I then invited Jeff to view my webcam.  The webcam was pointed to my TV screen which was showing this video...

Note from James:  The video above is on YouTube now, but when Jeff viewed it on the webcam, it was being played on a CD-R on my DVD player.  The final image of Joyce lying dead on the street was left on the screen for the remainder of the chat.

Jeff  Ultimate: honn
Jeff  Ultimate: are you here ?
Jeff  Ultimate: Pls talk to me
Jeff  Ultimate: i wonder if you send anything in the 1st place
Jeff  Ultimate: u are a lier
Jeff  Ultimate: and unbeliever
Jeff  Ultimate: and u proved to me you wanna help
Jeff  Ultimate: well i know that i am trusthworthy to you
Jeff  Ultimate: and god bear me with the truth
Jeff  Ultimate: am here with mine bibble and some church swear for you
Jeff  Ultimate: am going to be off finally from internet just bcos you hav broken my heart