Henry's Potential Victim:

Joyce Nelson The lovable Joyce is a 50 year old widow.  She's self employed and she loves her son.  Little does the scammer know, Joyce is really a 27 year old man.  
About the scammer...
Name:  Henry Mark
Real Name:  Bolarinwa Temitope
Email:  hm1012004@yahoo.com
Location:  Lagos, Nigeria
Profile:  MySpace


how you doing today.You have a very cool page and facinating pics too.I am kind of new in myspace.com so i will like to make friends.since you are online please i will like to know more about you and get aquinted of some sought maybe we could be friends.please reply my message,i will be very happy if you do.thanks


You have really pretty hair.
Thank you so much.I appreciate that.....I'll love to know more about you.....or do you have yahoo messenger on your computer....I'll love to chat with you on yahoo messenger....
Add me to your yahoo messenger list hm1012004@yahoo.com
Henry

o.thanks


Henry: Hello Joyce...
Henry: How are you doing today?
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Henry: Cool...
Henry: Nice having you online with me...
Joyce: Thanks
Joyce: It's nice being here
Henry: Wow..You look great Joyce....
Henry: What do you do for a living?
Joyce: I'm a book supplier
Henry: I work as a consultant on crude oil...
Henry: How old are you?
Joyce: I'm 50
Henry: I'm 38 years old ...I'm single Father....
Henry: And u ?
Joyce: I have one adult boy
Henry: OK...
Henry: Joyce, Are you staying alone or staying with your son?
Joyce: Alone
Joyce: Just me and my dog
Henry: What are your hobbies...?
Joyce: I enjoy watching TV & movies and making home-made play dough
Henry: Wow...Interesting Hobbies....
Henry: Swimming, Tennis, and also go to cinema
Joyce: Oh
Joyce: So you love movies too?
Henry: hmmmm...Yes Sweetie
Joyce: What's the last movie you watched?
Henry: Sweetie..Whats your location?
Joyce: North Carolina
Henry: How is North Carolina..?
Henry: I mean the weather and everything generally....
Joyce: It's nice.  Where are you located?
Henry: I'm from Key West Florida...But Presently working in Chevron in Nigeria as a consultant to crude oil here...
Joyce: That sounds like some interesting stuff to me
Henry: I'm glad to hear that from you Sweetie....
Henry: Sweetie,Can you tell me about your love life?
Joyce: It is magical life filled with fantastical creatures and flute music
Henry: Ok....
Joyce: but I am single at the moment
Henry: I'm single at the moment also...
Joyce: Lucky me!
Henry: Let me tell you about my past...but I become a single Father....
Joyce: Okay
Henry: Before I becomes a single Father...
Henry: Sweetie, I lost my wife during labor....
Henry: 4 years ago....
Henry: Since, I have been seeking God fearing woman...
Joyce: What's your child's name?
Henry: I lost my wife and the child during labor...
Henry: I'm a single Father....
Joyce: So how are you a single father if you lost the child?
Henry: No sweetie I'm a single Father...
Joyce: But you just told me that a minute ago that you lost your wife and the child?
Henry: Yes Sweetie....
Joyce: Okay
Henry: Sweetie...If I may ask you some thing right now..
Joyce: Sure
Henry: Do you believe in power of love?
Joyce: Of course
Henry: And also do you have faith in long distance dating...
Joyce: The Power of Love is more than just the theme song to Back to the Future
Joyce: It's a real thing with real consquences
Henry: Sweetie..Are you ready to get into distance relationship....
Joyce: Yes.  I'm willing to give it a go
Henry: Sweetie..I'm ready to satisfy you as the man you desire for long term relationship....
Joyce: Hurray!
Henry: What are thingsyou like and dislike?
Joyce: I like  things that are appealing
Joyce: I dislike things that are repugnant
Henry: Ok Sweetie....
Henry: What is your time right now?
Joyce: 2:18 pm
Joyce: How about you?
Henry: 7:15pm here .....
Henry: I'm using a public computer to chat with you right now..
Joyce: That's weird
Henry: ???
Joyce: Public computer
Joyce: I don't like using public restrooms because of the germs and stuff
Joyce: And I would hate to use a public pornbox like a computer
Henry: Yes Sweetie...
Henry: They have public computer here in Nigeria...
Joyce: Okay, but that just sounds weird and unsanitary to me
Henry: I hope you understand me better Sweetie...
Joyce: Yes
Henry: Do you have webcam?
Henry: Can I view your webcam Sweetie..?
Joyce: I don't have one
Joyce: Do you?
Henry: They don't have a webcam here....
Joyce: It's okay
Henry: Sweetie..You mean you don't have a webcam there...
Joyce: No
Joyce: I am afraid that if I had one, I would accidentally fart and you would see it on the cam
Henry: lol...
Henry: Sweetie..You sound interesting to me..
Henry: You have complete my day...
Joyce: Thank you very much
Henry: I would like to meet you  clever, honest, kind and caring woman.
Joyce: Thanks. You are such a charmer
Henry: Sweetie..What do you mean by Charmer?
Joyce: You know how to say charming things
Joyce: and you can possibly control snakes
Henry: Ok sweetie...
Henry: Once again..Nice having you online with me..
Joyce: Yes.  I'm great company
Henry: Are you going to love me in return...Joyce?
Joyce: Yes.  Love doesn't accept returns without receipt
Henry: How?
Joyce: Huh?
Henry: I'm giving heart to you...As my sweet heart...
Joyce: I gladly accept
Henry: Are you ready to take good care of my heart?
Joyce: I shall
Henry: I'm happy to hear that from you...
Joyce: I'm happy that you're happy
Henry: I wish I had connection at home...
Henry: but I don't have internet at home...
Joyce: I wish you had one too
Henry: Be right back Sweetie...
Joyce: It's okay
Joyce: I was about to sign off
Henry: No
Henry: brb plz
Henry: just a sec
Joyce: Okay
Henry: i'm back online sweetie...
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: welcome back
Henry: I just answer the call of the nature...
Henry: Thank you so much...Sweetie...
Joyce: That was a quick piss
Henry: Yes sweetie....lol
Henry: What do you think about me Joyce?
Joyce: I think you're a humble man that spreads sunshine whe'er he goes
Henry: Thank you..Sweetie...
Joyce: You're welcome
Joyce: But I really need to go now
Henry: Sweetie..I'm going to miss you...
Joyce: I'll miss you too
Henry: Joyce..Do remember me in anything you're doing over there...
Joyce: I shall remember you
Henry: I wish I can the internet at home...
Henry: But I don't know how much the intenet bills is going to cost me..
Henry: I'm a new person here in Nigeria...
Joyce: Netzero.com is $5 a month
Joyce: Look into it
Henry: I'll make sure I get the internet at home so that i can chat with you at the time...
Joyce: Yeah.  You do that
Henry: You have make my day Sweetie...
Joyce: Seriously, I need to go now
Joyce: Take care
Henry: I'll send an email to you right now...
Henry: I await to read from you....
Joyce: Bye
Henry: Do take care of yourself my love and life...
Henry: I won't disappoint my love...
Henry: Hope you'll reply my email....
Henry: Joyce...Where are you going?
Henry: Well......have a pleasant day my Joyce...

Henry must have purchased several hours at his internet cafe, because I awoke to find a shit load of offline messages from him all thoughout the night.  There were at least 50 messages, not including buzzes.  It made it difficult to read other offlines left by the other scammers I'm currently baiting.

Later that next day...


Henry: Hello Joyce...
Henry: I'm at the public computer to chat with you...
Henry: Sweetie..Come online to chat with me...You know that I don't have an internet connection at home....
Joyce: What is your problem?
Henry: Nice having you online with me..
Joyce: Just what the hell is your problem, bucko?
Henry: Joyce...How are you doing today?
Joyce: Are you going to send me offline messages like this all the time?
Henry: Joyce....How do you mean?
Joyce: I have gotten nearly 50 offline messages from you
Henry: Sweetie..are you angry with my offline message..
Joyce: It's annoying
Joyce: If I'm not online, an offline message isn't going to help
Henry: Joyce..I'm so sorry about that....Sweetie...
Henry: Please bear with me Joyce...
Joyce: Please stop doing that
Henry: OK Joyce...
Henry: I won't do that again....
Joyce: Thank you
Henry: I thought of you thats why I send an offline message...I never knew you'll get angry at me....
Joyce: I wouldn't be angry if it was only one or two
Joyce: But you sent 50
Joyce: that's just annoying
Joyce: and pathetic
Henry: Really....
Joyce: Yeah.  It makes you look like a huge douche bag
Henry: I'm so so sorry about that Sweetie..
Joyce: And you sent them late at night
Joyce: when I couldn't possibly be online
Henry: Hope my apology is accepted?
Joyce: Yes.  I accept your apology
Henry: Thank you so much...
Joyce: You're welcome
Henry: I'm chatting with you from a public computer...
Joyce: Yeah.  You told me
Henry: How was your day so far?
Joyce: Pretty good, except for the offline message flood I endured
Henry: OK...Sweetie...
Henry: Do you love me the way I want to love you?
Joyce: Yes. I love you
Henry: Right now..I love you more than you love...
Joyce: Yeah.  Okay
Henry: Sweetie..what do you like most?
Joyce: Spaghetti
Henry: Wow....
Joyce: thanks
Henry: I'll bring africa spaghetti ...When coming back to the states..
Joyce: What is African spaghetti?
Henry: I mean Spaghetti made in Africa....
Joyce: Oh okay
Joyce: Looking forward to that
Henry: Yes Sweetie....
Henry: Sweetie..I'm planning to get internet connection at home...
Joyce: When will you be getting it?
Henry: I don't know yet Sweetie...
Joyce: Okay
Henry: Because I don't know how much is going to cost me to get internet connection at home...
Joyce: Dial-up should be pretty cheat
Henry: As soon as I have the internet connection I'll surely inform you about it...
Joyce: Okay
Henry: I'm still looking for a better internet connection...
Henry: I want to be with you only online...
Joyce: Yeah, me too
Joyce: BRB
Henry: OK Sweetie...
Joyce: I'm back
Henry: Welcome back Sweetie..
Joyce: Thanks
Joyce: I'm sorry, but I will need to sign off
Henry: Joyce...When do you want me to come online to chat with you...
Henry: Presently I'm having problem with my ATM card...
Joyce: I don't know. Maybe later
Henry: Joyce..You know that I dont have internet at home...
Joyce: Yeah.  You told me about a thousand times already
Henry: Joyce, Look into my heart and see what I am saying, for my heart speaks the truth and the truth is I love you.
Joyce: Yeah
Henry: And I want to take care of you...
Joyce: Thanks
Henry: You're welcome...
Henry: Joyce...If I may ask you..Hope you won't disappoint me...When I need your help...
Joyce: What do you mean?
Henry: I won't you disappoint me for another man..
Joyce: That will never happen
Joyce: I love you too much to let that happen
Henry: I'm glad to hear that from you Sweetie....
Joyce: It was nice chatting with you again today
Joyce: Take care
Henry: Have a pleasant day my love....
Joyce: Goodbye
Henry: Joyce...I'll never disappoint you..I love you more than saying Good Bye...
Henry: Later Sweetie..

The next day...


Henry: Hello Sweetie..
Henry: How are you doing today? I'm online to chat with you...
Henry: Are you there to chat with me Sweetie..???
Henry: I'm at the public computer to chat with you...
Joyce: Hello
Henry: Hello Joyce...
Henry: How are you doing today Sweetie...?
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Henry: Cool....Sweetie...
Henry: I miss you so much...
Joyce: I missed you too
Henry: Whats your time right now..?
Joyce: 11:25 am
Henry: 4:25pm here
Henry: Hunnie...I was planning to call you...
Henry: Whats your phone number?
Joyce: I'm sorry, I only have a local calling plan
Joyce: and it will not connect while you're out of the country
Henry: Really....
Joyce: Yes
Joyce: 860-867-5309
Henry: OK...
Henry: Let me try to call you Sweetie
Joyce: You can try, but it won't connect if you're not calling from the continental U.S.
Henry: Ok..
Henry: The phone number is not reachable....
Joyce: I just told you that
Joyce: It's a local calling plan.  I can only make and receive calls made within the continental U.S.
Henry: Can you call me...?
Joyce: Do you not pay attention?
Joyce: a local calling plan.  I can only make and receive calls made within the continental U.S.
Henry: OK...
Henry: Sweetie..I'm so sorry...I'm stressed up today..
Joyce: Why are you stressed?
Henry: Trying to get Internet connection at home..
Joyce: Really?  Why haven't you mentioned that before?
Henry: I can't afford the internet connection here in Nigeria...
Joyce: Just use the public computer then
Joyce: It seems to work fine
Henry: The public computer payment is costly here....
Joyce: It wouldn't be so costly if you weren't on it all day long
Henry: I'm paying about 35USD to chat with you right now...
Joyce: Wow.  I didn't know we were having an expensive chat right now
Henry: Sweetie.....I love you more than you more love....
Joyce: I love you too
Henry: You're the woman I seek from God...And also Gpd has answered my prayer...
Joyce: You're very kind
Henry: Sweeetie...What about your husband???
Joyce: My husband passed away in 1998
Henry: Sorry about that....
Joyce: It's okay.  Nobody expect hobos to live that long anyway
Henry: Sweetie..do you intend to have another soulmate?
Joyce: Yes.  Soulmates are my favorite kind of mates
Henry: Whats your mailing address in North Carolina??
Joyce: 615 N. Front St. / Wilmington, NC 28403
Henry: I'll suprise you with something...
Joyce: What will the surprise be?
Henry: What is your birthday day..???
Joyce: February 2nd
Henry: Red Rose...
Henry: WOW....
Henry: MIne is  July 7...
Joyce: Wow
Henry: I'll suprise you with Red Rose....
Henry: Very Soon...Sweetie...
Joyce: Thank you
Henry: Hunnie...I'm going through alot here in Nigeria....
Joyce: Yeah, I've got some crap going on here too
Henry: I can't use make of ATM card here....
Joyce: Oh
Henry: I don't know what to do....But chatting with you only I'm happy....
Joyce: Me too.  I enjoy our chats so much
Henry: When do you want me to come back to US..?
Joyce: When do you expect to be finished?
Henry: Next Month....
Henry: June 5th...
Joyce: okay
Henry: I'll be coming over to meet you in person..
Joyce: Really?
Joyce: I will love that!
Henry: Yes Sweetie....
Henry: Whats your nearest airport?
Joyce: There's only one in town
Joyce: Wilmington International
Henry: OK....
Henry: I need the nearest Airport to you....
Henry: OK....
Joyce: That's it
Joyce: if that's the only one in town, of course it's the nearest
Henry: OK...
Henry: I'll check for it later today...
Joyce: Check what?
Henry: I mean the nearest airport to the town..
Joyce: I just told you
Joyce: Wilmington International
Henry: OK...
Henry: Let me write it down...
Joyce: Do you understand now?
Joyce: or should I draw you some pictures?
Henry: I do my love....
Henry: Don't worry about the picture Hunnie...
Joyce: Okay.  I'll close Microsoft Paint now
Henry: Joyce....I need little help from you....So that I can get the Internet connection at home....
Joyce: What kind of help?
Henry: To get an internet connection  at home I need about 450USD
Joyce: That's a lot of money for internet
Henry: And I have 300USD with me
Joyce: So you need $150?
Henry: Yes Hunnie...

Note from James:  When dealing with weaker scammers like Henry, I like to screw with them even more during their begging stage...

Joyce: How many months is the internet service?
Henry: 4months Services..
Joyce: But you are only going to be there for one more month
Henry: Joyce..I'm coming over to US to meet you in person...
Henry: I'm coming to spend 2 weeks with you
Joyce: If it is $450 for for months, that means that one month should only be $112 (which is 25%)
Joyce: and the $300 you have should cover that cost
Henry: Thats what they told me here...
Henry: You know I don't much how about their country policy....
Joyce: You should have inquired about one month service
Joyce: Four months is just wasteful
Henry: Sweetie....You know that I'll come back to Nigeria...
Joyce: WHY?
Henry: I'm only coming back to US to spend 2 weeks with you....
Henry: So that you'll know that am real for you only....
Joyce: But you don't plan on staying there for four months do you???
Henry: Joyce...I have to prove myself to you in person..Not through chatting with you or sending an Email to you...
Joyce: But why four months service?
Henry: The business trip is more than 4months...
Henry: 6 months Business....but vacation within the 6months....
Henry: my first vacation June 6...
Joyce: Okay.  I understand
Henry: Sweetie..What do you want me to get for you when coming over?
Joyce: anything you like
Henry: OK....
Henry: I'll get you Africa Wears....
Henry: Swweetie..When do you think you'll have the fund to me?
Henry: I need a privacy....Hunnie....
Joyce: I don't know
Joyce: How should I send it?
Henry: Sweetie, do you have western union alreay you?
Henry: Swweetie..Am going to refund your money back to you...
Joyce: There's Western Union in every gas station
Henry: OK...Swweetie...
Henry: You can send the fund via western union office...
Joyce: I can send it through Western Union at the gas station
Henry: Yes....
Joyce: Yes
Henry: Let me give you information that you'll provide at the western union station...
Joyce: Okay
Henry: Reciever Name : Bolarinwa Temitope Reciever Location : Lagos Reciever Country : Nigeria Reciever Zipcode : 23401 Question : My love Answer : Joyce Nelson
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: I've got it
Joyce: Are you there?
Joyce: I can't wait here all day
Joyce: We'll chat again another time
Joyce: Goodbye

Henry just barely got that last message in on time, as he seems to have run out of time.  Later that day, he sent another email just to make sure I got the address...


Sweetie,
I got disconnected..Please bear with me..I look forward to have you online with me as soon as possible.

This is the western union information..
Reciever name : Bolarinwa Temitope
Reciever Location :Lagos
Reciever Country : Nigeria
Reciever Zipcode : 23401
Question : My Love
Answer : Joyce Nelson

I love you so much..I can't wait to be part of you over there Sweetie..I'd walk half way around the world for just one kiss from you..
Henry


Late that night, I sent the following email with fake Western Union info...


I'm sorry I'm late.  I was hoping to see you online but I guess you are busy now.  I sent the money, and here's the Western Union info:

MTCN:  7003681580
Sender:  Joyce Nelson / 615 N. Front St. / Wilmington, NC 28403
Receiver: Bolarinwa Temitope / Lagos, Nigeria 23401
Test Question:  My love?
Answer:  Joyce Nelson
Amount:  $150

Talk to you soon.

Love always,

Joyce


The appreciative scammer sent the following email the next day...


Hello Sweetie,
Thank you so much..I'm grateful..I really appreciate
you and you're my love and life...
Sweetie....I can't wait to be part of you over
there...As soon as I finised with the Internet
Connection..I'll let you know....I love you so much..
I'll chat with you later today my love...
Your Husband,
Husband...

Henry didn't return that day.  I don't know the reason why, but as it turns out, it wasn't related to the fake info I gave him.  The fake MTCN was sent on Friday, and since he didn't claim it Saturday, he would have to wait until Monday to make an ass of himself.  Luckily, he didn't try to track the funds over the weekend.

The next day, Sunday, we had the following chat.  Foolishly, he pretended to have claimed the money...


Henry: Hello Sweetie...How are you doing today? Are you there to chat with me..
Joyce: Hello
Henry: Nice having you online with me my love..
Henry: Thank you so much...
Joyce: Thanks
Joyce: I'm glad to be here
Henry: I was the message....
Henry: Thank you so much for the fund you sent to me..I really appreciate it..
Joyce: You're welcome
Henry: God bless you and the Family..
Joyce: Thank you
Henry: Hunnie..I'll be travelling withing Nigeria for business trip....
Henry: as soon as I finish with the business I'll be coming to meet you in person...
Joyce: That will be great!
Joyce: When do you start travelling?
Henry: Wednesday Sweetie....
Joyce: Will you still be able to chat then?
Henry: Yes..I'll be able to chat with you ...
Henry: I told you that I can;t do without you...
Joyce: How long will the trip be?
Henry: You deserve me and I deserve you...
Henry: I'm having serious problem with my ATM card here....
Henry: Just 10 days....
Joyce: I hope you have a good, safe trip
Henry: If I may ask you something...
Joyce: Ask anything
Henry: Can you loan me some fund?..
Joyce: I just did
Joyce: Two days ago
Henry: I'll return the loan back to you when I get back to you..
Joyce: You haven't even repaid the original loan
Henry: How?
Henry: I'll repaid the loan back to you....
Henry: I mean When I'm with you....
Joyce: You haven't repaid anything yet
Henry: I know Sweetie....
Henry: I'll repaid the loan when I get back to you on date of JUNE 5
Joyce: Okay
Joyce: But I am not going to loan you any more
Henry: Why Hunny...?
Joyce: Because I'm not going to keep giving you money
Henry: I need the fund for the business trip....within Nigeria....
Henry: Sweetie...Money isn't a relationship....
Henry: It just that I'm having problem with my ATM card....
Henry: I can't make use of the credit care here in Nigeria. thats why I'm seeking loan from you Sweetie
Joyce: I'm not going to keep loaning you money
Joyce: so just forget it
Henry: OK...Sweetie...
Henry: I'm so sorry about that....
Joyce: It's okay
Joyce: I'm going to sign off now
Henry: Why..Hunnie...
Henry: Don't get angry at me...
Joyce: I think it's best if I go now
Henry: I love you so much...
Joyce: I love you too
Joyce: but I really dont' feel like chatting with you now
Henry: Please don;t do that to me...
Henry: I came here because of you...
Joyce: and I'm leaving because of you
Joyce: Maybe we'll chat again later
Henry: Sweetie..Whats really happening to you?
Joyce: I don't like you begging for money every day
Henry: I'm sorry about that...
Henry: I'm not begging for money from you...
Joyce: It sounds that way to me
Henry: Sorry about that Sweetie...
Henry: I love you so much....
Joyce: I love you too
Joyce: but I don't like you thinking that I'm a piggy bank
Henry: Sweetie..I have about 75,000USD on my credit card...But I'm unable to Use the credit Card here in Nigeria...
Joyce: So?
Henry: Sweetie....The credit card is not working here in Nigeria....
Joyce: So what's your point?
Henry: Don't see as if I'm begging you for money...I have money on my credit card... but the credit card is not working here...
Joyce: You have a good day...
Joyce: I'm leaving
Henry: Please wait..Hunnie...
Joyce: I'm not going to discuss this with you
Henry: I just have to explain things to you as my sweetheart...
Henry: Let forget about that Hunnie
Joyce: Good day, sir
Henry: I'm here to make you happy
Henry: Please hold on
Henry: Sometimes someone says something really small and it fits right into this empty place in your heart
Henry: There comes a time in every life we find the heart we're looking for.
Henry: With a thousand different voices ringing in my ear. Listen to the whisper only the heart can hear.
Henry: I give you all my love because I truly love you
Henry: If it is meant to be, our hearts will find each other when we meet. And if our hearts melt together so will our bodies and souls. Then every word and every touch will fuel our passion flame. I will be yours, you will be mine, and we will be one
Henry: Love looks not with the eyes, but with the heart and soul
Henry: For remember, my sentimental friend, a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others
Henry: Even though were far apart I love you dearly with all my heart.
Henry: My heart is an open door waiting for you to enter..And I know you're there in my heart already....I just want you completely...Joyce...

I decided to cut this chat short for two reasons: 

1.  I saw no reason to pretend to send more money.  It would be redundant.  Whether he has one fake MTCN or 100, he's still going to look like an ass at Western Union.


2.  If he thought Joyce was pissed, he would not waste any time trying to claim the funds on Monday morning... and that's exactly what he did.

Early the next morning, he took the fake MTCN number to two Western Union locations.  After being embarrassed he came online and left the following offline messages...


Henry Mark (5/7/2007 5:50:02 AM): Hello Love...
Henry Mark (5/7/2007 5:50:16 AM): Resend the MTCN to my email Address....
Henry Mark (5/7/2007 5:50:41 AM): I'm unable to pick up the fund at the western union today...
Henry Mark (5/7/2007 5:51:04 AM): Please send the money transfer control number as soon as possible to me..
Henry Mark (5/7/2007 5:51:24 AM): I love you so much...
Henry Mark (5/7/2007 7:03:51 AM): <ding>
Henry Mark (5/7/2007 7:15:25 AM): <ding>
Henry Mark (5/7/2007 7:15:51 AM): Sweetie..Are you there?
Henry Mark (5/7/2007 7:16:41 AM): I'm having little problem with the western union information...Please check your email and correct information for me as soon as possible..i want to be online with you this night

And then he sent the following email...

Hello Dearest,
How are you doing over there? Once again I really appreciate all what you're have being doing to me..I went to Western Union Office to Pick Up the Fund..I was told that the information giving to me wasn't correct....Sweetie..I love you so much not because of Money...I want you to know that I'm not here to play games with you...I promise you that all life and great union..I care about you so much....
Sweetie, Can you correct Information before western union close here in Nigeria for 4:00pm...
I went to different western union office today..I have to connect the internet access at home so that I can chat with you anytime you want me online with you..Love knows no bound...
Sweetie...Kindly check information for me..I have to pay for the interbill access before 3:00pm here today..
I await to read from you as soon as possible..I love you more than you love me....xoxoxoxox Henry

Later that day...


Henry: U there Sweetie
Joyce: Hello
Henry: How are you doing today Sweetie...
Joyce: I'm fine.  How are you?
Henry: Great...Sweetie...
Henry: Sweetie...I'm unable to pick up the fund at the western union today...
Joyce: Why?
Henry: I was told tha information is incorrect..
Joyce: You told me you got it yesterday
Henry: They are working on my internet access right now..
Joyce: You told me yesterday that you claimed the money
Henry: I unable to claim the money on satursday....
Joyce: That's not what you said yesterday
Joyce:
Henry Mark (5/6/2007 11:33:54 AM): Thank you so much for the fund you sent to me..I really appreciate it..
Joyce Nelson (5/6/2007 11:33:59 AM): You're welcome
Henry Mark (5/6/2007 11:33:54 AM): Thank you so much for the fund you sent to me..I really appreciate it..
Joyce Nelson (5/6/2007 11:33:59 AM): You're welcome
Henry Mark (5/6/2007 11:34:03 AM): God bless you and the Family..

Henry: Have not pick up the money yet...
Henry: I just appreciate you
Henry: and what you done to me..
Joyce: That's not what you said yesterday
Henry: I was asking you for a loan yesterday...
Joyce: Yeah
Joyce: I remember that crap
Joyce: It sounds like you're just trying to get more money out of me right now
Joyce: because I denied your second loan yesterday
Joyce: You probably already claimed the first
Henry: No Hunnie...
Henry: Have not pickup the money...Sweetie...
Joyce: I think you're pretending like you haven't claimed it
Henry: I think you can check it yourself..
Henry: I'm not here to get more money from you...
Joyce: Darn tootin'
Henry: I'll give you your money back JUNE 5 when I'm with you over there...
Henry: I can't do that to you....
Henry: I believe in God....
Henry: I'll never never hurt you for any reason...
Joyce: All I know is you better pay me back by June 5
Joyce: or I will fuck you up
Henry: I'll pay you back Sweetie...
Henry: When are you going to correct information for me?
Joyce: Can I ask you a question?
Henry: Go ahead and Ask me...
Joyce: When did you go to Western Union?
Henry: This Morning Sweetie...
Joyce: about what time?
Henry: 8:45am
Henry: and also 12:00pm again..
Henry: I went there twice today..
Joyce: Did you fill out all the paperwork?
Henry: Yes I did..
Joyce: and what did they say was the problem?
Henry: They said the transaction wasn;t correct....
Joyce: How did that make you feel?
Henry: ???
Joyce: How did you feel?
Henry: I feel bad....
Joyce: Did you cry?
Henry: No...
Joyce: Did you feel stupid?
Henry: Yes...
Henry: Because I went there twice
Joyce: Yeah.  That was pretty stupid
Henry: If I may ask you Joyce....
Henry: Hope you send the fund through western union ?
Joyce: Yes
Joyce: But I took it back
Henry: ???
Joyce: Yeah
Joyce: Yesterday after you immediately begged for more money
Henry: Hunnie...I needed a loan just to complete the business trip here....
Joyce: I'm not a bank
Joyce: they give out loans
Henry: I'm not begging for you for more money...
Joyce: You did
Joyce: and it pissed me off
Henry: I understand you Sweetie...
Henry: I'm so sorry Hunnie...
Henry: I won't ask you something of that nature again...
Joyce: Good
Henry: I'm really really Sorry Hunnie....
Joyce: I accept your apology
Henry: Thank you so much..
Henry: Forgive and Forget my past Hunnie..
Joyce: You are forgiven
Henry: If I may ask you..When do you think you'll have it resend to me?
Joyce: Hey!!
Joyce: You just said you weren't going to ask for money again
Henry: Hunnie....Just to complete the internet access at home...
Joyce: You lied
Joyce: You said no more begging
Henry: How?
Joyce: Henry Mark: I won't ask you something of that nature again...
Joyce: Henry Mark: Hunnie..I won't do that again...
Henry: OK Sweetie..
Henry: That means I should be coming to Public Computer to chat with you Everyday..
Joyce: I really don't care
Henry: Why?
Joyce: I don't care where you chat
Henry: What do you intend to do for me now?
Joyce: What do you mean?
Henry: I should be paying 35USD when I wanted to chat with you...
Joyce: Yeah
Joyce: I'm not worth that
Henry: Why are you doing this to me Hunie...
Henry: Do you know that you just hurt me?
Joyce: Well you're hurting me by your constant whining
Henry: If not for the credit card that is not working here....I won't be asking you for help...
Joyce: You know what?
Joyce: I think I just stopped caring
Henry: Don't do that to me...
Henry: Why...
Joyce: I made a mistake in sending the money the first time
Joyce: I shouldn't have done that
Joyce: Because now you will expect it over and over
Henry: No Hunnie...
Henry: If you can send the 150USD for internet access ...I won;t ask you anything again..
Henry: Give me a helping Hand...
Joyce: And now you're begging again
Joyce: You're a damn vagabond panhandling beggar
Henry: I'm not a begger...
Joyce: Take it to the streets, hobo
Henry: I told you that Im unble to withdraw money on my credit card...
Henry: I'll prove myself to you soonest..
Joyce: Shouldn't you be riding the rails with the other tramps?
Henry: I love you so much..
Joyce: Your kind only loves beans cooked over a burning trashcan



Henry: I'm not a begger mind you...
Joyce: Fine
Joyce: I'll correct it



Henry Mark (Bolarinwa Temitope) signs off