Andrew's Potential Victim:

Joyce Nelson The lovable Joyce is a 55 year old widow.  She is the proud mother of one son, James.  Also, she's really a 27 year old man.
About the scammer...
Name: Andrew Toland / Lauren Happer Jones
Email: andrewtlnd@yahoo.com
Location:  Lagos, Nigeria
Telephone: +2348029152949
Profile: MySpace

Hi....am Andrew Toland.... I was suffing round and i will like to know more about you because i have gone through your picture and from the look on your face you are absolutely a wonderfull personality. I am aged 45, male. i am a widower.well i am a contractor as a builder but am presently in africa now on a project and i will be back soon. I am looking for that one special woman that I just cannot get off my mind. Songs on the radio should remind me of her. I am looking for quality relationship with honesty, trust, chemistry and fun loving mother and a good wife. I do have a kid (16 years old) and my date should like to be around children, hers, mine and other people children. Trust in a relationship is very important to me. I am just an ordinary funny, honest guy looking for a wonderful woman to spend the rest of life time with,I would love to know more about you,or you can also chat with me through this yahoo messenger i'd: andrewtlnd@yahoo.com .and i dont mind relocating to u..Davis Holly . i will like you to know that i dont mind about age defferent cos age its just a number honest matter in a relastionship alot i will be more happy if you will like to chat with me on my yahoo messager instantly IM screen name(andrewtlnd)
Thanks i guessed that my profile its still pennding please let get to chat or you can send mail on my yahoo so that i can send you my picture and chat too okay

Thanks for the right woman in my life.....

Love Always...

Andrew Toland



Andrew: hello
Andrew: how are u doing today
Joyce N: Hello
Joyce N: I'm fine.  How are you?
Andrew: same here also
Andrew: it as been along time no
Andrew: now
Joyce N: Yes. 
Joyce N: It feels like an eternity
Andrew: how is ur day
Andrew: buzzy huney
Andrew: and u
Andrew: put on ur cam hun
Andrew: ok
Joyce N: I don't have one
Joyce N: Do you?
Andrew: not really
Andrew: i left it at the state
Andrew: when i was on my way traveling to westafrica for a business
Joyce N: Okay
Andrew: how i wish am at the state right now babe
Andrew: i will be so happy to be with u in ur4 bedroom
Joyce N: Yeah
Andrew: tell me something
Andrew: about what is going on at the state
Joyce N: Anna Nicole Smith died
Andrew: really
Joyce N: Yes.  It's on every news channel almost all day
Andrew: so hun tell me more
Joyce N: Rudy Giuliani officially announced his candidacy
Andrew: ok

Note from James:  My guess is that Andrew is trying to be certain he's going to steal from an American.  Later on, he plays the current event game again just before asks for money...

Andrew: hun how long hv u been on this chat of a thing
Joyce N: I started using it last Easter
Andrew: ok
Andrew: how many guy did u chat with
Joyce N: I mostly chat with the ladies
Andrew: i want to be honesty with u hun and i also want u to be honesty with me aswell
Joyce N: I'm always honesty
Joyce N: Joyce "Honesty" Nelson is practically my nickname
Andrew: ok
Andrew: did u hv akid
Andrew: i hv a daughter that is here with me
Joyce N: I have one adult son
Andrew: did ur son live with u
Joyce N: He did, but now he doesn't
Andrew: ok
Andrew: did u live alone then
Joyce N: Yes. Just me and my dog
Andrew: nice
Andrew: so what did u do for a living
Joyce N: I'm self employed.  I work as a book supplier
Andrew: ok nice
Joyce N: Thanks
Andrew: so hun
Andrew: i will like to here ur lovely voice
Andrew: may i hv ur cell number
Joyce N: I don't have a cell phone
Andrew: how do i contact u then
Joyce N: We can chat here
Andrew: what about if u are not online
Joyce N: Then that means I'm busy
Andrew: is ok
Andrew: i will be back to the state soon that is why i really want u in my life
Joyce N: Well you got me in your life now
Andrew: u no that i hv no more family and u are the only famile i do hv now
Andrew: i lost my perent when i was 17yrs old
Joyce N: What about your daughter?
Andrew: she is at the hospital right now
Joyce N: Oh
Joyce N: Why?
Andrew: i was attack when am on my way going to work with some guy over here in west africa
Andrew: and she is with me
Joyce N: They hurt her?
Andrew: yeah
Joyce N: Were her injuries severe?
Andrew: body
Andrew: just her body
Joyce N: So the soul is still intact.  That's good.
Andrew: yeah
Andrew: i will be back soon that is why i need to talk to u
Joyce N: Okay
Andrew: but hun why don't u want me to here ur lovely voice
Andrew: i wish to talk to u on my mobile phone
Joyce N: I don't own a cell phone
Joyce N: and land line at home doesn't accept or receive international calls
Andrew: just give it to me i will try it
Andrew: ok
Joyce N: Trust me.  It will only waste your money
Joyce N: I have my phone service through a local provider that also provides my internet
Joyce N: It's not set up for international or long distance calling
Andrew: ok
Andrew: so how do i callu now
Andrew: i wish to here u
Joyce N: You can't
Joyce N: I just explained that
Andrew: ok
Joyce N: IF that's a problem, let me know now
Andrew: not a problem
Andrew: but will need to here each other voice
Andrew: u no that
Joyce N: When you're back in the US, we can call each other all we want
Andrew: i will love to come down to u as soon as am on my way travel back to the state
Joyce N: I will like that
Andrew: ok love
Andrew: but i will like u to give me ur full home addres
Andrew: send it to my privetr email address wish is andrewtlnd@yahoo.com
Andrew: ok
Joyce N: You send me yours also
Andrew: i m in west a
Andrew: i m in west africa right now
Andrew: in and hotel
Joyce N: Okay
Joyce N: But I meant your home address
Andrew: ok
Andrew: but how did u want me to get that when am not at the state right now
Andrew: u no that hv been out of the state for solong now
Joyce N: You've been gone so long that you forgot your home address?
Andrew: no hun
Joyce N: So you want my address, but you're not going to give me yours?
Andrew: i will be only tomorrow at the same time today to chat with u
Andrew: ok
Andrew: i will give u my hotel address
Andrew: if that is what u want
Joyce N: I meant your home address
Joyce N: You asked for my home address, and I asked for yours
Andrew: ok
Andrew: send me ur home addres and i will send u my
Joyce N: You first
Joyce N: I'm not going to give it someone that won't give theirs to me
Andrew: ok
Andrew: brb
Andrew: i need to be at the hospital right now
Andrew: ok
Joyce N: Bye
Andrew: i just got a call from the hospital
Andrew: i need to went to the bank now to get some money for the bill
Joyce N: Bye
Andrew: i will be online later to chat with u
Andrew: ok
Andrew: bye for now

Andrew gave up on the injured daughter story, and it was never mentioned again.

Three days later...

Andrew: hio hun
Joyce N: Hello
Andrew: how are u doing today
Joyce N: I'm fine. How are you?
Andrew: same here also
Andrew: and u
Joyce N: Fine. How about yoursefl?
Andrew: ok hun
Andrew: could u pls put on ur cam right now
Joyce N: I don't have one
Joyce N: Do you?
Andrew: u said u hv no mobile number to here ur lovely voice
Joyce N: I don't have a cell phone
Andrew: how did u want me to contact u then
Joyce N: We can chat here
Andrew: no
Joyce N: Fine
Joyce N: I guess we won't be chatting anymore
Andrew: i will
Andrew: i ask u if u will love to call me u said no
Andrew: how did u want me to get to u
Joyce N: I said I didn't own a cell phone
Andrew: that means u did not waht to chat with me thenm
Joyce N: Because I don't own a cell?
Andrew: not by that huney
Andrew: u neef to no what ui mean
Joyce N: You need to speak more clearly
Joyce N: If you've got a problem with me, you need to let me know now
Andrew: not a problem
Andrew: i will like u andi to work together
Joyce N: What do you mean?
Andrew: just a busines
Andrew: u will be very happy if u could work with me
Joyce N: Thanks, but I already have a job
Andrew: but is just a pay tinme job
Joyce N: Explain
Andrew: ok
Andrew: gfjhgiuhgukhiujoijohijiook
Joyce N: Very intriguing
Andrew: is was a mistek
Joyce N: Oh
Andrew: Please forgive me for all the hurt that I have caused you. Please, I beg of you to forgive me and return back by my side like the way that it was meant to be. I love you, and I always will until the day that I die. Hopefully
Joyce N: Forgive you for what?
Andrew: i mean if hv hurt u in any way's
Joyce N: Okay.  I forgive you
Andrew: hv i hurt u huney
Joyce N: No
Joyce N: Bruises heal and are quickly forgotten
Andrew: ok
Andrew: i m so great full
Joyce N: Me too
Joyce N: I'm going to sign off soon
Joyce N: We'll chat again another day
Andrew: why hun
Andrew: were are u going
Joyce N: I'm going to go watch a movie
Joyce N: and then I'm going to bed
Andrew: that mesns u hv no time to chat with me then
Joyce N: Not tonight
Andrew: what time is ir right now hun
Joyce N: 8:35 pm
Andrew: ok
Andrew: hv a nice dream?
Joyce N: Thanks
Joyce N: Goodnight, Andrew
Andrew: ok hun
Andrew: i am so happy to here that from u ?
Andrew: and u joyce
Joyce N: Bye
Andrew: ok love
Andrew: hv a nice dream
Andrew: ok

The next day...

Joyce N: Hello
Andrew: hi hun
Andrew: how are u doing today?
Joyce N: I'm fine.  How are you?
Andrew: i lost my client hun
Andrew: that is what am thinking about right now
Joyce N: Okay
Andrew: so how is ur work
Joyce N: Work is going fine
Andrew: love to here that
Andrew: hun i will like to hear ur lovely voice on my mobile phone if u did not mind me
Joyce N: I'm at work
Andrew: that means u can't call me right now
Joyce N: Yes
Andrew: do i give u my mobile number then
Joyce N: If you want to.  I'll try to call later if it's okay with management
Andrew: ok hun
Andrew: +2348029152949
Joyce N: oh
Joyce N: I forgot you were out of the country
Andrew: yeah hun
Joyce N: I'll try, but I don't think they will allow an international call
Andrew: try it now
Joyce N: No
Joyce N: I'm at work
Andrew: ok
Joyce N: I can't pick up a phone and make an international call.  I'll lose my job
Andrew: ok hun
Andrew: hun put on ur cam ?
Joyce N: I don't have one
Joyce N: Do you?
Andrew: how i wish am there rightnow with u
Andrew: i really miss u
Joyce N: I miss you too
Andrew: how i wish i could here ur lovely voice now
Joyce N: Yes.  Someday soon I hope we can be together forever
Andrew: oh hun
Andrew: i m so glad to here that hun
Andrew: but i hv no much time to chat with u
Joyce N: It's okay
Joyce N: We'll chat again another day
Andrew: hun u no i told u thati lost my client
Andrew: that is why?
Joyce N: Did he die?
Andrew: yeah
Joyce N: Oh!
Andrew: itold u that ilost him
Joyce N: I thought you meant you couldn't find him
Joyce N: Just like the time I lost my son at the flea market
Andrew: i lost my money that is with him
Joyce N: I'm sorry for you loss
Andrew: and i hv no more money to get back to the state now to get some of my money from the state
Andrew: all what i do hv here is just a check wish is money order
Andrew: if u can help me out to cash it i will be so glad hun?
Joyce N: How would this work?
Andrew: i will send u the money order then u will take it to ur bank and get it cash out hun?
Andrew: and send me the money so that i will get back
Joyce N: Why don't you cash it over there?
Andrew: i will also come and pay u a visit as soon as i got back to the state
Joyce N: That will be amazing!
Andrew: why did u think that hun?
Joyce N: O-kaaaaaay!
Andrew: all what i do need from u now to get the check send to u ...ur full name and ur full home address hun
Andrew: that is all
Andrew: pls
Joyce N: Okay
Andrew:
Andrew: give it to me now
Joyce N: why the crying?
Andrew: b.cuz am down over here
Andrew: that is why
Joyce N: Joyce Nelson / 9001 Mail Service Center / Raleigh, NC 27699-9001
Andrew: ok hun
Andrew: what about ur cell number hun or ur fax number i will need to call u on mymobile number
Joyce N: I don't have a cell phone
Andrew: ok
Andrew: will u call me then
Joyce N: I'm at work
Andrew: as soon as the check got to u
Joyce N: I'll email you
Andrew: ok
Andrew: send me ur full name and ur full home address to my email boxx wish is andrewtlnd@yahoo.com
Andrew: ok
Andrew: i need to be going now to the hopspital
Joyce N: I already gave it to you
Andrew: i lost it
Joyce N: Joyce Nelson / 9001 Mail Service Center / Raleigh, NC 27699-9001
Andrew: ok
Andrew: tks my love
Andrew: hv a nice day
Joyce N: You too
Andrew: i will be online later to chat with u
Andrew: ok
Joyce N: I will like that
Andrew: take good care of ur self for me
Andrew: ok
Andrew: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Joyce N: Bye
Joyce N: I love you
Andrew: i love u too

The address I gave Andrew was to the NC Attorney General's office.  They take online scamming very seriously and have created the NoScamNC.org website.  I'm sure they will find a use for his fake money order.

The next day...

Andrew: am here now hun
Joyce N: Hello
Andrew: hi hun
Andrew: how are u doing today hun
Joyce N: I'm doing fine.  How are you?
Andrew: same here also hun
Joyce N: That's good to hear
Andrew: hun don't u hv other pics of u to show me
Joyce N: Yes.
Joyce N: Show me some of yours and I will show you more of mine
Andrew: ok
Andrew: so tell me what is going on right now at the state couse i will be true with my business soon?
Joyce N: The war is still going shitty, and the British are pulling their troops
Andrew: hun i did not want to lost u
Joyce N: You will never lose me
Andrew: why can't u come over with me in west africa
Andrew: so that u will be with me in my hotel room
Joyce N: Because I have a job and responsiblities here
Andrew: but i did not want u to get hurt out the war
Joyce N: It's crazy out there, but I'll be okay.
Andrew: ok my love
Andrew: hun hv u got the check
Joyce N: No
Joyce N: When was it sent?
Andrew: last week
Joyce N: Well I haven't gotten it yet
Andrew: i use 150$ to send it to u
Andrew: am down right now
Joyce N: That must have been an expensive stamp
Andrew: how could i get my hotel bill paid up now
Joyce N: I don't know.  You tell me
Andrew: hun is there anyway u could help me out to real send it to u
Joyce N: What do you mean?
Andrew: i need a loan
Andrew: am down right here
Joyce N: Oh
Joyce N: How much?
Andrew: u no i lost my client that own me money
Joyce N: Yes.  I remember all about your dead client
Andrew: and the only way i could get back to the state is by u helping me to cash the money out from the state but right now that i hv use all the money that is with me to send u the check to cash out for me at the state and u hv not got it yet
Joyce N: Oh.
Andrew:
Joyce N: Don't cry, sweetie
Andrew: ok my love
Andrew: can u get me a loan
Joyce N: How much?
Andrew: i need a loan from u hun
Joyce N: Yeah... how much?
Andrew: 200$
Andrew: pls
Joyce N: Okay
Joyce N: I hope it doesn't cost me $150 to send it to you
Andrew: no hun
Andrew: do i give u the hotel manager address to send it to me to via western union
Joyce N: Oh.  Okay
Joyce N: That will be fine
Andrew: hun what time is it now
Joyce N: 9:43 am
Andrew: are u going to send it to me today
Andrew: pls
Joyce N: Yes.  I can do it later
Andrew: hun i believe u i no that u will help me...u are the only hope i do hv now that will help me out now to get back to the state
Joyce N: Yes.  I promise to help
Andrew: tks my love\
Joyce N: I know you would do the same for me
Andrew: ok hun
Andrew: hun here is the hotel manager address that u will send the money too....NAME:  Lauren Happer Jones
ADDRESS:  9 springfield ave
CITY:       ikoyi
STATE:    lagos state
COUNTRY:  nigeria
ZIP CODE:    23401 .
Andrew: ok
Joyce N: I'll write it down now
Andrew: ok my love
Andrew: hun pls u are the only hope i hv in my life?
Andrew: pls
Andrew:
Joyce N: Please stop crying, baby
Joyce N: You're gonna make me cry
Andrew: ok my love
Joyce N: I'll help you out.  I promise
Andrew: what time are u going to send it to me today hun
Joyce N: Later today
Joyce N: Probably sometime this evening
Andrew: hun pls u no that i need it i need to get back to the state
Joyce N: I know
Andrew: why can't u go now and send it?
Joyce N: Because I'm at work
Andrew: befor the bank closs here
Andrew: when is the bank going to be closs over there
Joyce N: I'll send it from a gas station.  Gas stations don't close
Joyce N: What time is it over there?
Andrew: 4pm hun
Andrew: and the bank over here is clossing by 5pm
Joyce N: I guess you will have to claim the money tomorrow
Andrew: hun u mean u hv no western union money transfer over there
Joyce N: Western Union is mostly used in gas stations and supermarkets
Andrew: i hope so hun
Joyce N: I know so
Joyce N: I used to use it to send my son money when he was in college
Andrew: ok my love
Andrew: my hope is for u
Andrew: and my heart is for u also
Joyce N: I'm there for you
Andrew:
Joyce N:
Andrew: why are u crying hun
Joyce N: I told you that seeing others cry makes me cry too
Andrew: ok my love
Andrew: but i will sopt crying now
Joyce N: Me too.
Joyce N: Seeing others stop crying makes me stop also
Andrew: ok hun
Andrew: hun as soon as u send it send the information to my email boxx
Joyce N: I will
Andrew: hun u no that u hv promise to send me the money today...i will need to information the hotel manager now that my love is sending me money tomorrow with is address...so pls donw break my heart...don't hurt my feeling for u
Joyce N: I promised you that I would help
Joyce N: And I always keep my promises
Andrew: tks my love
Joyce N: BRB
Andrew: ok
Andrew: hun u promise to send it to me today
Andrew: pls keep the promise u made for me
Andrew: ok
Andrew: I never thought I could really love someone as much as I love you.
Andrew: I will always love you
Andrew: brb
Andrew: hun u there
Joyce N: I'm back
Andrew: ok my love
Andrew: i just went to inform the hotel manager that u are going to send me 200$ today and i will get it tomorrow here
Joyce N: Okay
Andrew: so that he will be at the hotel tomorrow with me as soon as i got the information from u
Andrew: ok
Joyce N: That will be fine
Andrew: hun what are u going to use for the question and what is the answer
Joyce N: You mean the test question?
Joyce N: I'll do something simple
Joyce N: Question:  Where do we chat?
Joyce N: Answer:  Yahoo
Andrew: ok my love
Andrew: promise me that u are going to send the money today
Joyce N: I promised you about 50 times already
Joyce N: Are you doubting me or something?
Andrew: am not doudting u hun
Joyce N: Okay...
Andrew: so hun i hope all is well with your daughter
Joyce N: I don't have a daughter
Andrew: but u told me that u hv one that is in the school and u always send monet to meet him
Joyce N: I have a son
Joyce N: not a daughter
Joyce N: and he's no longer in school.  He's an adult
Andrew: ok my love..it was a mistek
Joyce N: I accept your apology
Andrew: ok nice hun
Andrew: hun hv u visit africa befor
Joyce N: No
Joyce N: Have you been before, or is this your first time there?
Andrew: my first time hun
Andrew: and is bad here
Joyce N: Yes.  I can imagine.
Andrew: a lot of guy;s attack men coming from the state at the airport
Joyce N: Oh my
Joyce N: Why would they do that?
Andrew: that is all about the africa
Andrew: my client was attack from the airport and them now shut him
Andrew: that is how i lost him that is why i need to get back to the state....
Joyce N: Oh.  I had no idea that he was murdered
Andrew: Is ok my love
Joyce N: That is why I always carry a handgun in my purse
Andrew: really
Joyce N: No.  I'm just kidding
Joyce N: ...it's strapped to my leg
Andrew: i will take it when i got back to the state
Joyce N: Nobody touches Sweet Mavis but me
Joyce N: (Sweet Mavis is my pistol's name)
Andrew: ok my love
Andrew: i will
Andrew: but i will be back to the state soon
Andrew: i hope u no that
Joyce N: Yes
Joyce N: I know
Joyce N: But I still want you to be careful near that airport
Andrew: i will hun
Joyce N: Thank you
Andrew: hun i will need to be going now to get something to eat.....i look forwoed to here from u and also with the information to get the money from the bank tomorrow
Joyce N: Okay.  I will send it later this evening
Joyce N: I promise
Andrew: tks my love
Joyce N: You're welcome
Andrew: bye for now pls take good care of ue self for me \
Andrew: ok
Joyce N: Bye
Joyce N: I love you so much
Andrew: i love u too
Andrew: bye for now
Andrew: ok\

I didn't think it was necessary to give him the fake MTCN number this soon.  He probably wouldn't have time to go to Western Union, and in the mean time he might decide to track it.  If I sent the fake info very late that night, he would get the info early the next morning and immediately rush to Western Union, and by the time I get online the next morning, he would have already been humilated and looking for answers.

This wasn't good enough for the impatient Andrew.  Later that day he started sending childish offline messages to Joyce.  I was invisible at the time and I decided to respond...

Andrew: hello my love
Andrew: how are u doing and how is ur work i hope all is well with u hun?
Andrew: why did u did this to me when u promise to send the money to me...today but u did not send it to me hun why.....and u are the only hope i hv......why hun...
Joyce N: What the hell?
Joyce N: Why are you such a baby?
Andrew:
Joyce N: I said I would do it later
Andrew: what time is it over there now hun
Joyce N: 7:50 pm
Andrew: ok my love
Joyce N: Don't send me those kinds of messages again
Andrew: oh hun am so sorry....i was just here thinking about u
Joyce N: I accept your apology
Andrew: tks my love
Andrew: when are u clossing at work
Joyce N: I left work hours ago
Andrew: ok lol
Andrew: so u are going to send me the money as soon as u left the work
Joyce N: I just said that I left work already
Joyce N: I'm home now
Andrew: ok
Joyce N: I'll send the money later
Andrew: but hun why can't u go now and send it
Joyce N: Because I'm doing something now
Andrew: hun u no that i need it.....
Joyce N: Don't be so pushy
Joyce N: You'll get it
Andrew: pls just do that for me now pls
Andrew: go now and send it pls
Andrew: i need it hun
Joyce N: You're really pushing it, Andy
Andrew: i will get it pay back to u
Joyce N: Maybe you've forgotten, but I'm doing YOU a favor.  You will get the money when I decide to send it.
Joyce N: I said I will send it later when I go out.  If you've got a problem with that you can find someone else to help you.
Andrew: i believe u hun
Andrew: that u are going to send it to me
Joyce N: Then stop being so childish
Joyce N: I said I will send it today, and I will keep my promise
Andrew: am sorry
Andrew: ok my love
Joyce N: Okay
Andrew: so how is it there right now
Andrew: i hope everything is ok
Joyce N: Yes.  Everything is fine
Andrew: but is bad over here...but i no that i will be with u soon
Joyce N: Yes
Andrew: hun are u doing house work
Joyce N: No
Andrew: so u are going to send it when u are true with what u are doing
Joyce N: No.  I'm going to send it later this evening like I told you a dozen times already
Andrew: ok
Joyce N: I'll email you the info when I get back later tonight
Andrew: ok
Andrew: brb
Andrew: ok
Joyce N: I need to sign off now
Joyce N: I'm going out later this evening.  I'll send the money while I'm out, and I'll email you the info when I return
Joyce N: I love you
Joyce N: Bye

As planned, I sent the fake info late that night...


Hello Andrew,

I have sent the money.  Here is the info:

MTCN:  7003681580
Sender:  Joyce Nelson / 615 N. Front St. / Wilmington, NC 28403
Receiver:  Lauren Happer Jones / 9 Springfield Ave / Ikoye, Lagos, Nigeria 23401
Test Question:  Where do we chat?
Answer:  Yahoo
Amount:  $200

Talk to you soon.

Love always,

Joyce

Later that night, Andrew came online and sent the following offline messages...



Andrew: (3/6/2007 4:42:05 AM): hi hun
Andrew: (3/6/2007 4:42:31 AM): i am so happy that u care about me alot and i also care about u too will are made to be together forever hun
Andrew: (3/6/2007 4:43:19 AM): ur love is what hv been thinking for the rest of my life...i no that my love for u is true love....i will be online later to chat with u...i am so glad that u send the money to me today
Andrew: (3/6/2007 4:43:25 AM): i hope to chat with u later

Andrew took the fake info to Western Union.  The next morning we had the following chat...

Andrew: hi hun
Joyce N: Hello
Andrew: how are u doing today
Joyce N: I'm fine
Joyce N: How are you?
Andrew: same here also
Andrew: fine also
Joyce N: That's good to hear
Andrew: but hun i m ok right now
Andrew: there was and mistek with the mtcn number to get the money from the bank.......
Joyce N: What mistake?
Andrew: the mtcn number
Andrew: i mean the contro number
Andrew: take a look at it again
Joyce N: I emailed you number last night
Andrew: ok
Andrew: pls
Andrew: i got it
Andrew: but there was a mistek on it
Andrew: with the mtcn number
Andrew: ok
Joyce N: 7003681580
Joyce N: No mistake
Joyce N: Why do you think there is a mistake?
Andrew: b.cuz when will went to the bank to get the money the bank manager told me there was a mistek...with the mtcn
Joyce N: No. I think he is mistaken
Andrew: hun did u send it to via western union money transfer
Joyce N: Yes
Andrew: but the bank told me there was a mistek
Andrew: am down now......hun
Andrew: i did not no what to do again
Joyce N: I don't know either
Andrew:
Andrew: but hun what did u want me to do now
Andrew: am down now
Joyce N: I know how you feel
Joyce N: I've been down so long, I don't know what up is
Andrew: am mad now also
Joyce N: Are you mad at me?
Andrew: i did not no what to say hun
Andrew: u are the only person that can help me out now
Andrew: u tell me what to do now
Joyce N: I'll do anything I can to help you figure out what you did wrong
Andrew: no hun
Andrew: will u like to call the hotel manager now
Joyce N: No. I can't
Joyce N: I'm at work
Andrew: ok my love
Andrew: but tell me what to do now.....
Joyce N: I have an idea
Andrew: what idea
Joyce N: I think I'll give Western Union a call
Joyce N: Does your computer have headphones or speakers?
Andrew: yeah
Joyce N: Okay
Joyce N: I'm going to call Western Union
Andrew: ok
Joyce N: You can take a look at this while you wait...
Joyce N: http://home.earthlink.net/~corndognugget/AndrewToland.html
Andrew: ok hun

Note from James:  No need to follow the link.  Below is what was on the page...

Andrew: guy i no say na u
Andrew: na ur papa be scammer
Joyce N: So I take it you didn't enjoy the movie?
Andrew: why u dey do like this
Joyce N: Because I like seeing Nigerians cry
Andrew: what did u mean by that
Andrew: why did u lia to me
Joyce N: I wanted to humiliate you
Joyce N: and I wanted to make you waste your time and money
Joyce N: and I made you make an ass out of yourself at the bank
Andrew: is that all
Andrew: is that all what u think u did to me
Joyce N: No
Joyce N: I think I probably ruined your month at least
Andrew: u lia to me hun
Joyce N: Yeah. Lying is fun
Andrew: why are u doing all this to me
Andrew: u promise to help me out
Joyce N: We both know that's not going to happen
Andrew: ok
Andrew: i will like to make a deal with u
Andrew: if u did not mind
Joyce N: What kind of deal?
Andrew: my i say ur face on the cam
Joyce N: I don't have one
Andrew: ok
Joyce N: I don't have a cam either
Andrew: but why did u use some one pics to chat with me
Andrew: but i am honesty with u
Andrew: but u are not honesty with me
Joyce N: No you're not
Joyce N: You're a Nigerian pretending to be a white guy
Andrew: how did u no that
Joyce N: Common sense
Andrew: brb
Andrew: ok

He didn't 'BRB' and we never chatted again.